Girl Whatever

In this episode of Girl, Whatever, Chris dives into what “Girl, Whatever” really means: embracing the chaos, uncertainty, and imperfections of life while still choosing to show up fully. From navigating anxiety and sobriety to celebrating pride and sharing personal life updates, Chris opens up about creating a “Girl, Whatever Summer” despite circumstances not being ideal. This episode is all about doing it afraid, finding joy in the middle of discomfort, and making the best out of life even when things feel messy, uncertain, or overwhelming. If you’ve ever felt stuck waiting for the perfect moment to start living, this conversation is your reminder to just go for it anyway. PLUS: Stay tuned for an upcoming new project. 👀

Chris is back, unfortunately alone this week, but he explains exactly why in this short little Girl, Whatever Rage catch up episode. We talk briefly about Real Housewives of Rhode Island, social interactions, a little life advice, and basically everything Girl Whatever stands for.

Chris makes a confession and shares a few life updates in this episode. While recording, something shifts and he actually has an epiphany on the spot. It turns into a mix of thoughts, advice, and reflection. Take it or don’t take it. Just say girl, whatever you’re growing and keep pushing.

In this episode of So They Say, Vanessa and Chris dive deep into the archives, unearthing long-deleted sites and resurrecting old receipts from the seemingly never-ending feud between LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville. From eerily similar moments to headline-making accusations, they unpack the timeline that kept fans talking for years. Was it all just coincidence, or was something more going on? Is the “copycat” label fair, or blown out of proportion? Vanessa and Chris break down the claims, the context, and the chaos behind one of pop culture’s most talked-about rivalries. Listen now and decide for yourself.

Chris reunites with podcast hosts Dan and Lauren from Gasbagging for a fun, chaotic dive into all things Bravo. They break down the latest headlines surrounding Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami, including the spy allegations, and catch up on what else is happening across the Bravo universe.There’s also a quick detour into Real Housewives of Melbourne with a bit of behind-the-scenes insider tea, plus an unexpected, but very necessary, discussion on eBay etiquette.The main event? A full recap and opinion-packed chat on Ladies of London, where Team Fun gets their flowers, Longleat steals the spotlight and everyone agrees they now desperately need to go to Longleat.

In this episode of Girl, Whatever, Chris questions his own happiness while educating himself on concepts like whataboutism. He starts to unpack how he argues, rationalizes, and maybe even protects himself from uncomfortable truths. Is he actually growing and in a better place or just convincing himself he is? And if it is a form of self-gaslighting… is that necessarily a bad thing?Along the way, Chris revisits and refines his ever-evolving “class vs. trash” list, this time sharper, more intentional, and maybe a little more forgiving. What does it really mean to move through the world with class in everyday situations? And how do you balance self-respect, boundaries, and still keep a soft, tender heart in a world that doesn’t always reward it?It’s reflective, a little messy, and unsurprisingly honest… just the way Girl, Whatever it should be.

In this episode, Chris draws unexpected inspiration from Ladies of London to reflect on what it really means to have class in everyday life, exploring how respect, self-awareness, and timing play a huge role in how we present ourselves and connect with others. He talks about the fine line between being open and oversharing, emphasizing that not every thought or personal detail belongs in every space, and that understanding your audience and the moment matters just as much as authenticity. With a mix of humor and honesty, Chris unpacks how being “classy” isn’t about status but about treating people well, carrying yourself with intention, and knowing when to speak, when to hold back, and how to navigate social dynamics with a little more grace.

We’re back, and this time, it’s all about the recent era. In Part 2, Vanessa and Chris dive into everything that’s happened over the past two years in the ever-evolving bi-curious world of Kyle Richards.From headline-making moments and shifting narratives to the relationships, rumors, and very public developments that kept everyone talking, nothing is off-limits. With fresh context and updated receipts, Vanessa connects the dots on how we got from speculation to where things stand now. Partner tattoos, scorched earth, Kathy Hilton… Morgan Wade. We discuss it all.If you thought Part 1 was a lot… this is where things really escalate.

Vanessa has done the unthinkable: she went deep into the archives to compile the ultimate timeline of everything surrounding Kyle Richards: from lesbian rumors and alleged bi-curious coming-out moments to her most talked-about friendships with women (platonic and… maybe not so platonic 👀). From Taylor Armstrong, Lisa Vanderpump to Dorit Kemsley and Morgan Wade. Nothing is skipped. Nothing is forgotten. And yes, there are receipts.Joined by Chris, the two react in real time to shocking details, overlooked moments, and new insights that will absolutely change how you see this entire saga. From early whispers to present-day headlines, this is the most complete, updated breakdown of the timeline yet.

In this episode of Girl Whatever, Chris tackles the reality of seasonal depression, pushing back on the idea that sunshine alone can fix everything. He reflects on the complexities of mental health during seasonal shifts, then turns inward by revisiting his past predictions, advice, and personal prophecies through the lens of Co - Star‘s daily insights. By comparing those cosmic prompts to what actually unfolded, he explores what rang true, what didn’t, and what it all might mean now.

Chris checks in on Girl Whatever to talk about something simple but powerful: sometimes growth starts with changing your environment. Mentally, physically, spiritually… sometimes you just need a new room, a new routine, or at least a new perspective.Also, Chris gets a little cheesy (and a little nostalgic) about how the new Pokémon game Pokopia is unexpectedly healing his inner child and helping him reconnect with the joy and curiosity he had growing up as a gamer.Trigger Warning for the second half of the episode: Chris shares a listener story involving domestic abuse and violence. This conversation is especially important for men to hear. In honor of Women’s History Month, this episode centers women’s empowerment, accountability, and the importance of protecting and supporting women. Always.

In honor of International Women’s History Month, Chris is joined by frequent guest Amy and So They Say co-host and co-producer Vanessa (Jatz Crackers). The three sit down for a lively, unfiltered conversation about what it means to support women in today’s climate.They dig into the big questions: How are women really being treated right now? What does meaningful support look like? Who deserves and who might need a little accountability first? From defending women in everyday situations to examining how we all show up for each other, the group gets honest about how we can do better and hold ourselves accountable along the way.Of course, it wouldn’t be this podcast without plenty of laughs. The conversation veers into the wild world of Real Housewives businesses some thriving, some spectacularly failing and what those ventures say about staying authentic in the spotlight. Amy also shares the story of surviving a tornado, while Vanessa pulls back the curtain on the “real” secret lives of the Mormons.

Chris is back after a short break and he’s kicking things off with his favorite topic: accountability. In this episode, he shares a candid rundown of what’s been happening lately, answers a few listener questions, and reflects on the choices he wants to keep making to build a more intentional, joyful, and just a little more jolly dilly-dally life.

We’ve reached the bottom of the iceberg… and the water is freezing. ❄️👀In this episode Chris and Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa) are diving into the darkest, most unhinged corners of Housewives lore. the rumors Bravo buried, the production secrets fans swear are true, and the conspiracy theories that refuse to die or never lived?From the most chaotic behind-the-scenes whispers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to the long-running cast mysteries of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and the legacy drama surrounding The Real Housewives of New York City, we’re saying the quiet parts out loud. Production cover-ups? Secret alliances? Storylines that allegedly never made it to air? So they say…Nothing is too niche. Nothing is too messy. And nothing is safe at this depth.This is the final descent into the Housewives Iceberg and once you hear it, you can’t unhear it.So They Say… 👀

Part Two is here, and we’re going deeper. 👀Girl Whatever and Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa) are back to finish unpacking the Housewives Iceberg, diving into the juiciest rumors, wildest fan theories, and the mess Bravo never shows. From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to The Real Housewives of Atlanta and The Real Housewives of New York City, nothing is off limits.The surface was just the beginning, now we’re in the deep end.So They Say… 👀

Chris, a newly self-diagnosed vertigo patient, delivers a rant-filled episode of Girl, Whatever, sharing who will and won’t be showing up as a daddy from now on. He also debuts a new segment, Asking for a Girl, where he responds to listeners’ questions, requests, and stories.

The wait is OFFICIALLY over!This week, Girl Whatever is launching a brand-new series: So They Say and it’s going to be juicy. Joined by frequent Girl Whatever co-host and co-producer Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa), this new segment is serving up the best of the wonderful Girl Whatever allegations, gossip, and pop culture lore.For our very first episode, we’re kicking things off with a deep dive into Housewives history, breaking down every layer of the fabled Housewives Iceberg: from iconic moments to the biggest unanswered mysteries lurking beneath the surface.Stay tuned for the inaugural episode of So They Say… and maybe learn a few of the Housewives’ greatest secrets 👀

Chris celebrates the end of Jill Zarin’s short-lived reality TV comeback after she faced consequences for making racist and bigoted remarks about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance. Stay tuned for insider news on The Real Housewives of London and the new RHONY reboot produced by E!. Chris also shares how he handles temptation and the urge to do things that ultimately aren’t good for you.

Join Chris, calling in from his sickbed, for 20-something minutes of sharp takes on Bethenny Frankel, Carole Radziwill, #TheFiles, scam artist Amanda Francis, the lovely Rachel Zoe, the myth of cancel culture, and how to keep going when it feels like everything is slowly dying.

Chris is joined once again by his bestie Amy (yes, that @amy__a_ from Twitter), and as always, things go from zero to unhinged… in the best way.Inspired by a wild real-life story that recently happened to Amy, the two dive headfirst into the audacity of men, the exhausting rise of misogyny, and why women are constantly forced to stay on guard. Together, they unpack what this moment says about dating, safety, and the cultural mess we’re all swimming in right now.Along the way, they deliver a very important public service announcement: do not under any circumstances meet your reply guy. Listen closely, because they explain exactly why.

In this DELAYED episode of Girl, Whatever Chris runs through what’s happening right now: Marysol AI video promo, daily chaos, twitter rants and whatever comes to mind!However, he wrapped it up with a solid advice on how to deal with delays or whatever.

Chris welcomes you back to another episode with a quick hello and a sharp mind. Inspired by the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion he plays with the terminology of friends and friendships and what those words really mean when things get messy. Along the way he goes on a brief unfiltered rant about some elderly behavior, because not everything deserves a free pass.

Amy from Twitter returns to Girl, Whatever to help Chris wrap up Season 6 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. From jaw-dropping BravoCon insider stories to behind-the-scenes tea you won’t hear anywhere else, this episode is packed with fainting, tears, drama, and nonstop laughs. We’re breaking down every shocking moment, emotional meltdown, and chaotic twist from the season, plus spilling exclusive details about what really went down off-camera with a certain Drag Race queen.It’s messy. It’s hilarious. It’s unhinged. And it just might be one of our most exciting episodes ever.

2026: no resolutions, no bucket list, no ins or outs, just vibes and determination. In this weeks episode Chris rings in the new year by ‘flipping it around’ and changing his mind or opinion on certain people or topics. There may be one or more cultural issues that will be questioned. Listeners discretion advised!Listen to & Follow GASBAGGING.

On the final episode of the year on Girl, Whatever, Chris is joined by two of his closest friends, Amy (from Twitter) and the very famous and dearly beloved iconspice, jatz crackers, Vanessa. Together, they reflect on the year behind them, the choices that shaped them, what truly matters (and what doesn’t), and the importance of community and safe spaces. The conversation also teases an exciting project coming up that you won’t want to miss.

Join Chris as he celebrates the holidays and shares his advice regarding new year resolutions, change that never happens and not to forget his thoughts on the gay community.

Join Chris, after winning the war but losing several battles against technology, his former employer and bravo tv dot com. Listeners discretion advised.

In this weeks episode of Girl Whatever, Chris talks about how he deals with rage, emotional breaking points, and how to gracefully burn friendship to the ground when someone pushes you too far.

Girl Whatever is BACK.Chris gives you a 'previously on my tragic chungus gay life'-recap about what the hell is going on and what you can expect.Good to be back.

Join Vanessa Iconic (⁠@iconspice⁠ on X) as she recaps the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14. Vanessa will give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley, Sutton Stracke and many more.Follow Vanessa: ⁠Twitter⁠Follow Girl Whatever: ⁠linktr.ee/girlwhatever⁠

Join Vanessa Iconic (⁠@iconspice⁠ on X) as she recaps the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14. Vanessa will give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley, Sutton Stracke and many more. Follow Vanessa: ⁠Twitter⁠ Follow Girl Whatever: ⁠linktr.ee/girlwhatever⁠

Join Vanessa Iconic (@iconspice on X) as she recaps the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14. Vanessa will give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley, Sutton Stracke and many more. Follow Vanessa: Twitter Follow Girl Whatever: linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Blake and Chris wrap up the year 2024 with the first annual Girl Whatever Awards and share their thoughts on the most recent Real Housewives episodes + discuss the most recent Housewives tea such as Karen Huger's bodycam footage.Follow us: https://linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Join Vanessa Iconic (⁠@iconspice⁠ on X) as she dives into Season 14 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . Vanessa will recap this season of RHOBH and give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley and many more.Follow Vanessa: ⁠Twitter⁠Follow Girl Whatever: ⁠linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Blake is joined by viral sensation and media correspondent Ricky Cornish (@rickycornish) for an expansive interview delving into topics like how they met, what it's like to interview celebrities on the red carpet, the importance of queer representation in media, what we can learn from Real Housewives and more! Follow Ricky: linktr.ee/rickycornish Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Join Vanessa Iconic (@iconspice on X) as she dives into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14 premiere. Vanessa will recap this season of RHOBH and give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley and many more. Follow Vanessa: Twitter Follow Girl Whatever: linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Blake and Chris dive into Netflix's new documentary centered around the Business Maven Martha Stewart. Tangents include Teddi Mellencamp's divorce, Kelly Dodd's latest beef and getting reported on Twitter. Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Blake and Chris are reunited to bring you this weeks most discussed headlines: Vanderpump Rules cancelled, Real Housewives of New York City 'recap' and more. In this episode they each share their spookiest stories and conspiracies and uncover one of Lisa Barlow's darkest secrets. Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Chris is joined by the iconic meme creator and reality tv connoisseur Joe Gunn. They discuss past reality tv shows, present iconic moments and take a guess where the future of it all is headed. They also discuss recentReal Housewives of Salt Lake City, New York City and Potomac episodes. Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatever Follow Joe: linktr.ee/joegunn

Join Blake and special guest Vanessa (@iconspice) as they discuss recent updates regarding Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade's relationship. Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatver Follow Vanessa: x.com/iconspice

Blake and Chris discuss the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 premiere, finish their recap of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and more. Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Blake and Chris immerse themselves in the profoundly horrifying world of the Mormon Wives of MomTok as they discuss the first 2 episodes of the new series "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives". Follow us: ⁠linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Listen to Episode 2 of Girl Whatever where Blake and Chris discuss parasocial relationships and whether you have one! Maybe even with us! Who knows! Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatever

Blake and Chris unpack their relationship with lying and their experiences with liars. Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatever