Girls Unscripted

This week Carolyn and Grace cover the Bachelor in Paradise S10 finale aka, "The one where they pick money or love, but like, duh, they pick love."

This week Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise S10E9, aka, “The one with the literally shitty camping test and even more literally creepy fruit mannequins."4:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts

Carolyn and Grace recap Bachelor in Paradise S10E8, aka "The One where Sean self implodes with the parliament thing.

Carolyn and Grace recap Bachelor in Paradise’s S10E7, aka “The one where Jeremy FINALLY gets caught and it apparently doesn’t matter!”3:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap

Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise season 10, episodes 5 & 6, aka the “weird one with the birds” and the “weirder one where it becomes Bachelor Pad, ‘BUT BIGGER’” 2:40 - Bachelor in Paradise Episode 5 Recap Starts 20:00 Bachelor in Paradise Episode 6 Recap Starts

This week, Kate and Carolyn recap The Valley’s season two finale, “There’s No Zen in Resentment.” Follow along as they cover progress in Michelle and Jesse’s relationship, Kristen’s infertility issues, and the least relaxing Zen party that Buddha would NOT like to claim…10:09 - Valley Recap Begins

This week, Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise season 10, episode 4, aka the “deaded it” and “omg a Golden gave a rose to a Young” episode.  6:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts

Description: Carolyn and Grace break down Bachelor in Paradise Season 10, episodes 2 & 3 — a double-dose of drama courtesy of ABC. We’re talking love triangles, secret kissing gazebos, and a suspiciously energetic bathtub situation. And just when things couldn’t get wilder, in stroll the flirty retirees. Yep, the Golden Bachelor squad has landed, and these silver foxes are ready to mingle… and spill some secrets. 4:30 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts

This week Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley season 2, episode 14: “Making Up is Hard.” The cast deals with the fallout from Maui. Nia sees a surgeon for a mommy makeover. Kristen and Luke discuss fertility issues. Jax and Brittany fight about alimony. 20:40 - Valley S2 Episode 14 Recap Starts

Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley’s season 2, episode 13: “The Cruise from Hell.” While it was the engagement from heaven, the cruise afterward indeed stemmed from the depths of Hades - filled with seasickness, moose-knuckles, and a yelling showdown lasting an impressive day-to-night scene switch. 10:00 - The Valley Recap Starts

Carolyn starts a new season of Bachelor in Paradise with unscripted producer and Bachelor connoisseur, Grace Douglas. Follow along as they introduce the new contestants, breakdown the latest love triangles, and passionately fight about vanilla. 12:30 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts

This week, Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley’s season 2, episode 12: “Will You Maui Me?” Gabbers - Kristen is engaged! Meanwhile, Janet is enraged! And let’s not forget about Zack, as this proposal added about ten years to his age. 17:32 - The Valley Recap Starts

This week Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2 episode 11: “El Coyote Ugly.” Brittany sees Jax for the first time after rehab, Janet sees red after margaritas, and the men see Jesse’s life coach, where Danny sees he’s fucked. 12:37 - Valley Season 2 Episode 11 Recap

This week Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley’s season 2, episode 10: “You’ve Been Served.” Jax comes home from rehab, and everyone is so excited to see him and the progress he has made… JK ROFLCOPTER!16:50 - The Valley S2 E10 Recap Starts

This week Kate and Carolyn cover The Valley season 2 episode 9: “When One Door Forecloses.” Britt’s Bar is open! Her marriage is closed! Jax’s clothes are out! Danny Darko says hi, and Nia says bye! All this, plus a national fast food shortage and one more J name introduction. Listen in! 11:00 - Valley Recap Starts

This week Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2, episode 8, “The Biggest Snake in the Grass”. It’s a week of the J’s as Janet, Jason, and Jasmine jam-pack this juicy episode with not jolly screaming matches on otherwise jubilant beaches. In other news, Jax still sucks.0:41 - Reality TV week review. 16:28 - The Valley Recap Starts

This week Kate and Carolyn recap The Valley’s season 2 episode 7: “Ring Around the Rumor.” Jason decides it’s time for a heart-to-heart with Danny about his drinking—because nothing says group bonding like a public intervention. Meanwhile, Kristen drops a gossip grenade about Jason and Janet just in time for Brittany’s (super cute) shark party.

First, Kate and Carolyn share their thoughts on season 2 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Then, they recap The Valley season 2, episode 6: “Behind Closed Pantry Doors”. What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry… said no one, ever! Follow along as Nia feels betrayed, Kyle Chan enters the chat, and Danny defends his relationship with alcohol. 0:38 Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Commentary20:00 Valley Season 2 Episode 6 Recap Starts

Carolyn and Kate recap the Vanderpump Rules season 2 finale: “I Lied.” Scheana's engagement party devolves into chaos when Kristen finally admits she slept with Jax.07:15 Vanderpump Rules recap starts.

Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley’s season 2, episode 5: “Grapes of Wrath.” The trip to Santa Barbara continues, as does the nuclear fallout between Jesse and Michelle. Meanwhile, Danny and Nia receive Oscar nominations for “Best Couple on Earth,” with cameo appearances from pantry tequila and drunken dinner naps. 15:42 - The Valley S2E5 Recap

Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 13: “B***h Slap.” You probably remember where you were this day, as surely you heard the slap that reverberated around the world. Follow along as Kate, Carolyn, the entire SUR staff, and all the Beso restaurant patrons plus their staff, witness the public execution of Kristen Doute’s social life, as Stassi and Jax confront her with the truth.

Vanderpump Villa fans, this one's for you! In this special episode of Girl’s Unscripted, Kate and Carolyn sit down with Vanderpump Villa’s very own Hannah Fouch and Hagen Bach. They talk about castle hook-ups, their favorite guest groups, behind -the-scenes secrets, what’s next for their reality TV careers, and more! Listen in as they spill ALL the tea on Vanderpump Villa’s second season, airing now on Hulu!

This week, Carolyn and Kate recap season 2 episode 4 of The Valley, “The Circle of Strife.” The group heads to the scenic hills of Santa Barbara where ovulation runs rampant, rage texts can still reach, and gratitude circles get cut short…

Kate and Carolyn recap Season 2, Episode 3 of The Valley, “The Billionaire and the Boys’ Chat.” Continuing its tenure as the darkest show on Bravo, this week’s episode serves up casual fare like accusing the mother of your child of being a billionaire’s escort and blacked-out husbands groping women in public! But nothing is as dark as WHATEVER THE F is on that boys’ chat…06:19 - The Valley S2E3 Recap

Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 12: “Till Death Do Us Part.” Three years ago Tom and Ariana made out in a swimming pool at The Golden Nugget? Yes. That did happen. Scheana gets engaged? Yes. That did happen. Kristen releases rage on Ariana at SUR? You betcha. Totally happened. Tom and Kristen finally break up!? Oh, nvm. Somehow that still doesn’t happen…07:47 - VPR S2E12 Recap

This week, Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2, episode 2: “Checking In.” After Jax’s rage hits an all-time high, his friends and loved ones try to convince him he’s at an all-time low. Worried he will lose access to Cruz, he reluctantly storms out to rehab. Meanwhile, Jesse and Michelle are struggling to co-parent, with bombs dropping everywhere: Michelle allegedly cheated, while Jesse’s girlfriend is allegedly sleeping with “the guy from Baywatch.” *Trigger warning - this episode talks about domestic and substance abuse. 09:54 - The Valley S2E2 Recap

Buckle up, Gabbers! Kate & Carolyn are as excited to dive into The Valley Season 2 premiere as Brittany is to put lube in her hair! Follow along as Jax spirals to rock bottom while Kristen’s redemption arc soars high! Meanwhile, Jesse threatens to take his kid to Orange County while Danny clings to the promise of Santa Clarita! And don’t forget about Janet, the boys’ chat, or terrariums! All this and more on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted. 13:52 The Valley - S2 Premiere Recap

This week Kate and Carolyn gab about Brittany Cartwright’s bar falling through, the Southern Charm Reunion Part 2, the Summer House love triangle, and the latest viral Survivor moment. Then the ladies recap season 2, episode 11 of Vanderpump Rules: “The Ultimatum.” Follow along as Stassi’s birthday trip to Cabo continues to be nothing short of a disaster. Jax confirms Ariana and Tom did hook up in Vegas, and Kristen confirms that that won’t stop her from sleeping with Tom. And did Jax just bring 7+ women to Stassi’s birthday boat!?08:00 - The Valley/VPR: Brittany Cartwright’s bar sold11:35 - Southern Charm: Reunion Part 213:20 - Summer House: Lexi & Jesse & Ciara14:16 - Survivor: Viral Jeff Probst moment17:52 - VPR Rewatch: Season 2, Ep 11 recap

Carolyn and Kate start off with some reality gab including Craig’s rumored new girlfriend, the frustrating Southern Charm reunion part one, Jesse Solomon’s Summer House “toe sucking” drama, and the dating potential between Jesse and Ciara Miller.Then, the girls recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 10: “SUR of the Border.” The servers go on a group trip for Stassi’s 25th birthday, but don’t worry, she won’t let you forget it! Follow along in Cabo, Mexico as Scheana “prefers gang-banging” in a van and Schwartz dumps an entire beer on his girlfriend’s face!

This week, Kate’s spritz b*tch journey continues! Then the girls catch up on this week’s reality gab: Garcelle’s surprising departure from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas major financial woes, The Real Housewives of Miami’s Alexia and Todd Nepola’s filing for divorce, the new reality trailers for Bravo’s “Love Hotel” and Hulu’s “Got to Get Out,” Ally Lewber’s new astrology podcast, and Patricia Altschul’s upcoming book: “Eat, Drink, and Remarry.”Then Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 9: “Rich People Annoy Me.” And by rich people, Stassi is referring to the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as they come in for ga dramatic dinner at SUR. But first, Kristen Doute must melt down in SUR, behind SUR, and down the curb from SUR, as she spirals over the Tom and Ariana rumors. Meanwhile, Jax must lie (about whether or not he lied) about Tom and Ariana making out behind a port-o-potty at Coachella…!?

In this week’s reality gab, The Valley trailer is OUT and Kate and Carolyn could not be more excited to talk about it. Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 8 of Vanderpump Rules, titled 'Sherlock Stassie.' Join them as the rumors about Kristen and Jax reach a boiling point—will FBI Agent Schroeder finally crack the case, or have the culprits managed to outsmart her once again? Don’t ask Lisa - she’s too busy hiring secret bloggers to spy on her staff.

In this week’s Reality Gab, Kate starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey and has some things to say about it! Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 7 of Vanderpump Rules: “Addiction.” Who knew sex addiction was a thing? Not Jax! Who is ready for Scheana to give a lap dance to Peter at his 30th birthday? Not Katie! Who is shocked to hear the rumor that Kristen slept with Jax? Not NOT Kristen!

In this week’s Reality Gab, Kate and Carolyn discuss the latest Jax Taylor reveal, get up-to-date on all the JT/Venita drama from Southern Charm, give their thoughts on Southern Hospitality (spoiler alert: we love it!) and discuss what we think happened after that crazy cliffhanger on The Traitors!Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules: “Lisa’s Angels.” And these angels are sent straight from above to this year’s Sur Gay Pride Parade float! And don’t worry, there are about as many messy plotlines atop that thing as there are feathers atop Stassi’s “floozy” headdress. Jax banged a ballerina - and he CANNOT wait to tell you about it. Stassi is not happy about Jax bragging about banging a ballerina - and she CANNOT wait to tell you about it. Scheana is performing her latest pop song 88 times, and everyone CAN wait for her to sing about it. Back at Sur, Kristen is professionally holding down the fort - aka, confronting Ariana about some suspicious texts from Tom. Who will break down first? (Clue - it’s Kristen.)

This Week’s Reality Gab: This week Kate and Carolyn catch up on the latest reality tea, including the surprising connection between this season’s White Lotus and Southern Charm, the latest Southern Charm Shep Rose drama with Sienna’s surprising side to the story, Summer House’s current season so far with hot takes on Jesse & Lexi, Ciara & West, and Lindsay & Carl, and the shocking rumors floating around about Danielle’s unfair traitor-behavior on The Traitors. Vanderpump Rules Rewatch: Then they recap season 2, episode 5 of Vanderpump Rules: “Surlesque.” Party tip: If it’s your husband’s birthday, and you own a restaurant together, why not dress down your twenty-something employees to perform a burlesque show for him!? Life tip: If you have a health concern, why not tell everyone you have cancer before doctors have taken X-rays!? Relationship tip: If you have an ex-boyfriend who thinks he has cancer, why not yell at him about his “f’n” sweater line!? All of this advice free to you from this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted’s VPR Rewatch.

Carolyn and Kate talk through season 2, episode 4 of Vanderpump Rules: “Rumors.” Or as they like to call it: “Ariana’s Grand Entrance” or “The One Where Jax Reveals Who Everyone Else Has Slept With.” Follow along as Kristen’s biggest nightmare becomes a reality, Ariana’s braid claims main character energy, and Tom Sandoval flirts like a schoolboy with his new co-worker - the girl he’s cheating on his girlfriend with.

Paige DeSorbo has moved on from Craig Conover, Bravo picked up cameras to film their breakup, and West Wilson comes after Girls Unscripted for suggesting his association with Brianna Chickenfry (only for him to then confirm it days later)! Kate and Carolyn spill some of the latest reality tea. Then they recap season 2, episode 3 of Vanderpump Rules: “Only the Lonely,” taking place in the scenic mountains of Lake Arrowhead, whose beauty can only be outdone by Stassi’s signature on Jax’s bicep. Can this “group of friends” cohabitate peacefully at Stassi’s mom’s lakehouse? Spoiler alert: Absolutely fucking not. Do we know who has cheated on whom by this point, creating an even JUICIER episode? Literal spoiler alert: Yes.

Paige Desorbo has broken her silence on her break up with Craig! West Wilson was spotted with Brianna Chickenfry! The new season of The Challenge All Stars Rivals has finally begun! Kate and Carolyn had no choice BUT to start off this episode gabbing about the latest reality tea! Then they return to 2013 to recap season 2, episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules: “Branded.” Ever thought of tattooing your ex’s name onto your arm? Jax has! Ever thought of yelling at your boss for hiring someone else to do the job you refused to do? Stassi has! Ever ran alongside a white pickup truck to get shots of Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder screaming down the streets of West Hollywood? The Vanderpump Rules production crew has! So grab your popcorn and your running shoes for this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!

This week, listen as Carolyn and Kate take you back to the summer of 2013. Think: clunky jewelry, under-the-eye eyeliner, and Tom Sandoval cheating on Kristen with a bottle girl in Vegas. That’s right - welcome back to old Vanderpump Rules recaps, season two! Follow along this first episode as Scheana loses teeth, Kristen loses her mind, and Jax refuses to lose Stassi. But don’t feel too bad for Scheana - it’s her birthday! Just be sure not to take a smoke break and trash her during her party… you might get thrown out or find yourself in a spontaneous fight with her boyfriend. But wait, is Shay crying??

After a month hiatus, the girls are BACK! And diving right into all the big reality tv news they missed! Like their take on the Paige and Craig break up, Laura-Leigh’s podcast tell all, and catching up on The Traitors. They also dissect both The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and New York’s intense finales.

🏆 Welcome to the first annual Girls Unscripted Awards🏆It’s been a year of high body count hairs and low marriage success rates. Join Kate and Carolyn as they award reality stars claims to fame in some of the hottest reality categories, including: Who was the biggest pot stirrer this year? Best rookie? Least desirable lover? What was the best one-liner? Most drawn-out storyline? Favorite side character? …and so many more! Also we have the results of what YOU, the gabbers, voted in some quintessential categories, too! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the award show you didn’t ask for, but we made anyway!

This week on Girls Unscripted, Kate talks about meeting the fabulous Katie Maloney at Something About Her. Then Kate and Carolyn cover the “oh-cane” season premiere of Southern Charm, the drag-tastic S15E10 of The Real Housewives of New York’s “Strictly Ballroom Affair,” and the Bat Mitzvah of the year in The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s S5E12, “Mazel, Meredith!”

This week on Girl’s Unscripted, Carolyn and Kate cover a LOT of exciting Vanderpump Rules news including the final announcement on the season 12 reboot, the closing of Schwartz and Sandys, Kristen Doute’s surprise pregnancy, and Pauly D and James Kennedy going on tour together. They also cover drama with Taylor Frankie Paul as she claps back at McKenna Gibbons breaking her silence. Then they get into The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠covering the season 15, episode 9 “Coming Clean” of RHONY before going into the season 5, episode 11 “Troop Salt Lake City” of RHOSLC, with the heart wrenching scene between Mary Cosby and her son.

This week on Girls Unscripted, Kate and Carolyn discuss the shocking Southern Hospitality trailer, the surreal Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere, Jax’s spicy rebuttals to Brittany’s claims on The Hot Mic podcast, the latest Vanderpump Rules filming rumors, what Scheana has to say about Schwartz’s new girlfriend and the fallout between Lala and Jess. Then we get into The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠, recapping S15E8 of The Real Housewives of New York and the FANTASTIC S5E10 episode of The Real Housewives of Saltlake City - “Kiss Kiss, Bangs Bangs”

This week Carolyn and Kate are breaking down all the latest reality TV news! JT mysteriously quitting Southern Charm, Brittany Cartwright going off on Jax while on Bravo’s Hot Mic Podcast, Rachel Leviss potentially returning to Vanderpump Rules, and Teddi Mellanchamp cheating on Edwin with her… horse trainer?! Then they get into their Real Housewives Roundup 🤠 giving their honest opinions on Real Housewives of New York’s big “pregnancy prank” and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s tumultuous Palm Springs trip.

This week Kate and Carolyn have the privilege of talking to one of the longest-running castmates on Vanderpump Rules, the glue of SUR, the creator of Reality Network, the #sweatymess himself… Peter Madrigal!Join as Peter spills the tea! Did he actually leave Katie for Stassi? Who was the best kisser on VPR? Did he have an inkling about Scandoval? Why did Jax troll him on Twitter? All this and so much more on this week’s episode of Girl’s Unscripted!

Is Southern Charm’s Ms. Patricia in Kate’s DMs spilling the tea!? (Yes.) Is the new Southern Charm trailer here? (Yes.) Is Rebecca Minkoff boring? (Well, you decide.) This week Carolyn and Kate dive into their weekly reality gab - covering the new Southern Charm trailer, Ms. Patricia sliding into Kate’s TikTok lives, Lindsay Hubbard’s very public baby shower, their disappointment in The Challenge: Eras, and so much more! Then, they ride into the Real Housewives Roundup 🤠, recapping The Real Housewives of New York’s season 15, episode 5, where the housewives are, “Totally buggin’!” (It’s a Clueless quote.) Follow as Kate and Carolyn continuously try to untangle the Big Apple’s spider web of who is mad at who, and how the hell Brynn has money. 01:55 Love is Blind party/reunion looks 06:22 Carolyn’s Knottscary day from hell 12:22 Kate talks with Ally Lewber 14:23 Southern Charm trailer 28:04 Ms. Patricia enters Kate’s TikTok live 30:21 RHOBH trailer 32:00 The Challenge: Eras 38:06 Lindsay Hubbard baby shower 39:34 RHONY episode 5 recap

This week, Carolyn and Kate dive deep into the Love is Blind finale, Brittany Cartwright’s read with medium Tyler Henry, the surprising update from Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen, Rachel’s publicist going extra-rogue, Tom Sandoval’s podcast with Victoria Lee Robinson, and other spooky ghost stories! 👻 THEN it’s time for The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠. This week we’re yelling “no, no, no, no, no!” with The Real Housewives of New York City (season 15, episode 4 recap), and dodging legal threats from the mob wives on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 5, episode 6 recap). 12:12 - Tyler Henry reads Brittany Cartwright 22:03 - Michael Kelcourse passes from Southern Charm 23:33 - Rachel’s publicist goes rogue 27:37 - Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson’s podcast episode 31:35 - Love is Blind finale 39:43 - Taylor Frankie Paul & Dakota Mortensen are back together 41:53 - Real Housewives of New York (S5,E4) 50:29 - Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S15,E6)

This week, Kate and Carolyn cover their Weekly Reality Gab - including the continued chaos on Love is Blind, Katie Maloney’s surprising new boyfriend announcement, Rachel (aka Raquel) going more Rogue than ever, Wes’s hilarious start on House of Villains, Kate’s very own possible “appearance” on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Carolyn’s light entry into shoplifting, and more! THEN it’s time for The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠. This week we have Tamra from The Real Housewives of Orange County announcing she’s on the spectrum after one therapy visit (!?), partnered with a classic Hamptons trip on The Real Housewives of New York City (season 15, episode 3), and some juicy Bronwyn mama drama on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 5, episode 5).

This week, Carolyn and Kate talk about their crazy experience at ComicCon hosting a panel with Peter Madrigal from Vanderpump Rules and VanderpumpRobs! Carolyn then goes on a safari with Peter to the wild land of SUR to watch stars in their natural habitat.  Then, they enter into their Weekly Reality Gab, touching on the mess that is Love is Blind, Jen Shah’s reduced prison sentence, and Brittany Cartwright’s new man?  THEN, they enter into their Real Housewives Roundup 🤠, touching on Shannon’s troubles on The Real Housewives of Orange County before recapping season 5, episode 4 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and season 15, episode 2 of The Real Housewives of New York City! 

This week, Kate and Carolyn talk about meeting dozens of reality stars including Ariana Madix, Meredith Marks, Kristen Doute, Alexis Bellino, Reza Farahan, and more last week at Entertainment Weekly, PEOPLE Magazine, and DIRECTV’s Fall Reality TV Kickoff party! Then, they enter into their Weekly Reality Gab, touching on the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and Jax’s custody snafu. THEN, they enter into their Real Housewives Roundup 🤠, recapping season 5, episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the season 15 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City!