Good Sports Podcast

In this episode, Em tells us about his professor "Hans Schnitzel," who is horrible at French and may be seconds from bursting into tears at all times. Hayes talks through his dramatic break up and his physical therapy journey. Then our two crazy guys go off the deep end spilling the tea about "T" and its various medical side effects. [Note: We are not doctors. We are engaging in the longstanding transgender tradition of explaining approximately/barely comprehended hormone science to each other]FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[recorded in 2025][cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

The episode you have all been begging us to air...the episode so controversial, contentious and outrageously disturbing we considered locking it in a vault and sending it to the bottom of the ocean where the Titanic is. We are joined this week by urology healthcare provider and lifetime pee lover Kate! We discuss everything from Elon Musks urine crystal obsession to bottom surgery and strange texts from patients...its simply epic(Kate would like to make a corrective note that if you are only peeing 3 times a day then that means you are probably dehydrated! Which she often is.)(trigger warning for medical and pee stuff!)FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[recorded in 2025][cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

Welcome to part two of the episode so epic it could not be contained in a single segment. Hayes waxes poetic about the Revolutionary War (typical Bostonian behavior), then gets into a vicious tear down argument with Em about the ethics of Esperanto. FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[recorded in 2025][cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

This one is a doozey! We start by catching up on all of Em's mishaps attempting to move to France, and learn about Hayes' bizarre medical situation that somehow led him to collect his pee. From horribly mistaken identity to flooded apartments, there was so much juicy topics to discuss that we had to split this up into two parts! THANK YOU FOR 100 LISTENERS!!!!! WOW!!Trigger warning: alcoholism, medical racismFOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[recorded in September 2025][cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

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Hello friends! We have a guest today- Molly who works for the Naval industrial complex sits down with us and lays out the various mysteries of the deep, including her cogent thoughts on The Titanic, Jules Verne and the existence of mermaids. We actually got a real expert this time - we promise!FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[recorded in July, 2025 lol][cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

After discussing yurts and exposing Hayes's lack of basic world geography, Em and Hayes talk about the (at the time) most recent terrible supreme court ruling regarding trans people, and their own experiences as transgender children. To read about the ruling: https://glaad.org/supreme-court-skrmetti/.FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[recorded in 2025][cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

Hayes and Em discuss the the evils of social media, give their (mostly) unqualified opinions on AI, and debate about the gayest pasta shapes. We also wade into some trans discourse and start both an improv beef and a religion beef.FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[recorded in 2025][cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

In this episode, Hayes recounts the worst study abroad trip maybe ever to have happened, the most uncomfortable New Hampshire hookup and complains about the lack of DEI in porn. Em reveals a generational lack of musical talent and we also talk about the queer community's relationships to age gaps in friendships, and coming out at work.

This week we have an exciting development...our first ever guest! Welcome Hank, longtime ex employee of evil corporation [REDACTED] where he was in charge of stocking the alligator pits...along with other super villain adjacent activities. Strap in for a seriously wild ride, folks!Follow Loose Jaw Improv on Instagram!@loosejawtroupeFOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]Last week we promised an episode with Kate the urologist. That episode is coming but we encountered some technical issues with our recording...

Welcome to the first episode of Good Sports Podcast! This week we have a fabulous chat about the horrors of expensive dental equipment. Em recounts the epic highs and lows of performing improv comedy with his mother and Em tries (and fails) to talk Hayes out of an unwise testosterone-fueled life choice. FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSEgoodsportspodcast.tumblr.com[recorded in June, 2025 lol][cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]