Hermès Hot Takes

PODCAST · comedy

Hermès Hot Takes

Rapper Heart$ick Hermès is done biting his lip. In an effort to promote his failing music career, he’s decided to share his inflammatory opinions on the current state of the world. Hopefully this podcast makes you so angry that you’ll go and hate watch his music videos.

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    12 - The Magic AfroKingdom & Melania’s Free Press

    Brewsuf went to hogwarts and found magic.

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    11 - Trump's Trapped in the Closet & The Mandela Effect

    Bro we got marvel multiverse crossovers in this one, R kelly prez 4L bruh.

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    9 - An AI device for your BALLS?

    Friend Ai is a new device designed to cryogenically freeze your ballsack bro.

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    8 - Epstein's Big Beautiful Birthday Book

    We're going on a story book adventure with the legendary Dr. Epstein brody.

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    7 - DC Crime Vs. Sydney Sweeney's Social Justice Sandwich

    Sydney Sweeney gettin' kinda out of pocket these days broman.

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    6 - Zohran Mamdani is an Industry Plant.

    He claim he organic but ya'll know what it really is bro-man....

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    5 - The Great Serendipity of Our Time...

    The Knicks got NY ninjas feeling froggy again my bruddah, ICE protest got LA sexy again tooo.

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    4 - Luigi's Trial & Fat Black Opportunity Women

    How many Monique's would have to die for Brian Thompson to get the Death Penalty?

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    3 - Rosa Parks & The 5 Brave Zizians

    Yo Ziz and her black queens are getting outta pocket yo

  10. 3

    2 - Luxury Gyms & The White Guy Rebrand

    The Brand is Skrong Brozay!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Rapper Heart$ick Hermès is done biting his lip. In an effort to promote his failing music career, he’s decided to share his inflammatory opinions on the current state of the world. Hopefully this podcast makes you so angry that you’ll go and hate watch his music videos.

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