High Wine Times

In this episode we spin the wheel of life after a trip to The Price Is Right Live!—because nothing says adventure like hoping the pond for vaca. We sip on travel must-sees, the thrill of group getaways, and the unknown excitement that comes with passports and prosecco. Jeanette's birthday has us dreaming like millionaires on yachts while still giving off boss-level business vibes as co-owners chasing that Señora Life. Boats, birthdays, and big dreams—it's all uncorked here!

This episode brings a festive mix of laughs and wild theories! From sleighing the art of Christmas pranks to brining in the New Year by tweaking superstitions, we've got holiday mischief covered. We dive into the cosmic chaos of planetary alignments, the Walmart Burken buzz (sole mates or fashion faux pas?), and the viral Target Challenge. Plus, we unravel mind-blowing movie theories—like Santa as an interdimensional speedster. Pour a glass, kick back, and join the chaos! 

We're talking about the Costco Rule—because skipping aisles is criminal. We unpack the classic movie trope of younger guy/older woman romances, and why concerts and sporting events are actually networking events in disguise. We also make a case for dressing to theme (always), and how moving through life with confidence and kindness can land you in some wild places—VIP access, new friends, and yes… one bear hug so intense it made us grunt. Plus, we're testing the waters of spicy vacation reads—will the husband bite? Stay tuned!

Cheers to one incredible year! It's been a smooth blend of rich memories and moments that made us feel on cloud wine. From the 'highs' that left us bubbly to the sweet notes that linger, this year has aged like the finest vintage—here's to raising our glasses and reaching new heights together!

In this episode, we take you on a ride through the latest trends, from the hottest phrases to vintage updates on Instagram inspired by our Myspace days. We dive into the drama surrounding the It Ends With Us movie and share our thoughts on the casting buzz. Plus, we chat about those inside thoughts that somehow make their way outside—sometimes at the most awkward moments. And don't forget, we're still all about that summer beer—it's our top recommendation for cooling off in style!

In this scorching episode, we dive into the heat of the summer—surviving those triple-digit days and celebrating Jeanette's big news: she's officially a tia to a baby girl! We've discovered the perfect way to cool off with our new favorite combo: summer beer. We also toast to solo adventures and finding love later in life, even if it's still on an app. We'll break down the latest movie recaps, dig into the emotions behind franchises, and decode those weird summer nightmares. Plus, we can't get enough of Taylor and Travis—the ultimate celebrity couple. And as always, there's a twist: JT's encounter with the law adds just the right amount of drama. Tune in for a summer sizzler full of surprises!

In this episode, we pop the cork on our latest adventures—winning a wine prize, prepping to be a tia, and crafting the perfect dating profile with a bold claim: surviving a Dallas hurricane! Meanwhile, people are trying to call out our age by pointing out our quirky sock choices and throwing around old movie quotes. But don't get too comfortable—there's a twist involving some pipes that might just get a little… steamy. Buckle up for a journey full of life's surprises and a bit of playful banter!

We're covering literally all the topics in this episode! -We went to the ACM awards and saw what our future could be like. -Times have changed when it comes to girl talk in the bathroom and while we can appreciate it now, we're not sure we would have appreciated it back in the day. -Our age really shows when we go on a tangent about the spicy books we are reading. It's not our fault the movies can't match the vibe we're going for! -You'll really be thrown for a loop with how we get political but really, we're just trying to get the cliffnotes, have our student loans forgiven, and vibe.

We're baaaaack! We missed y'all! Life was life-ing, so we didn't get to record for a while but we are back now!  On this episode, catch up on life with us as we record from outside a restaurant we tried. You'll find out why food is our traveling love language. We cover the restaurant, who you spend your gift cards on, and why it's important to have a top notch restaurant in Dallas.  The most important question we need to figure out is, do you mix your friend groups for parties? Heck yes or hell no? Lauren gets to relive childhood trauma from her 4th birthday on VHS for her therapist to see. AND do you believe in 6 degrees of separation?  All aboard the hot mess express! Toot toot! 

Join your conductors for our latest episode! We're covering Jeanette not inviting me to the wine shop, but I'm over it. We compare the differences of partying and girls trips in your 30's. Then we, of course, have to cover the recent conspiracy theories and boycotts that we've heard. Buckle up, get your wine, and hop on the hot mess express! Toot Toot! 

In this episode the hot mess express is taking off with some serious nostalgia! What was the early 2000's equivalent of a Stanley cup? We cover what we think celebrating a special occasion looks like. Jeanette recaps her recent work anniversary and the #hotgirlplaylist. Things get deep when we discuss our different cycles of energy and how present we feel. It's ends with excitement for an upcoming music festival that leads to some debate over concert outfits. Pour yourself a glass of Double Trouble and tune in! 

Join us as we discuss Valentine's Day plans and Jeanette has some strong opinions for those who are in a relationship! We cover the Superbowl, the Grammy's and Taylor Swift's album announcement, Yolanda's new documentary (ew), and living life as a stay at home girlfriend. Lauren swears she doesn't shit on her couch but you'll have to listen to figure out the rest!

All aboard as your hot mess express conductors are joined by special guests, Emily and Sarah to help us toast to the new year! We dive in to the how we celebrated the new year and running into old friends. We have some big thoughts on Golden Globes, Valentines Day, brunch, and all the tea!

Join us in this hilarious episode as we navigate the wild world of returning to the gym post-holidays. We share our comical gym adventures, complete with unexpected laughs and the oh-so-relatable sounds of the gym. But that's not all! As the clock strikes midnight, we dive into a side-splitting discussion about quirky and unconventional New Year's traditions that you need to add to your list. Hop in the crazy train for a new adventure to ring in the new year!!!

In this episode, we're diving into the nitty-gritty of party etiquette, sharing our favorite holiday traditions, revealing our must-see movie gems, and our new football highlight of the week.

Jet off with us in our latest episode! We're spilling vacation highlights, breaking down the Mean Girls sequel trailer, and diving into this year's MET Gala glam. Our production team helps us fact check and we learn that knowing where you're streaming is harder than you think! #VacayRecap #MeanGirls #METGala #Millenials

It's fall y'all! This weeks episode, we're still talking about T. Kelce-Swift, fears in life, and all things spooky! Join your hosts to relive our favorite Halloween costumes and have some #campoviejo with special guests who stay behind the camera! *Special thanks to Emily and Sarah for joining in on the fun!

High Wine Times debut podcast episode is OUT! We're excited to get started and share our hot mess with the world! In this episode we cover: -Who we are -N'Sync hopefully going on tour  -Phrases we have been saying completely wrong This episode also covers one of our favorite wines, 3V from the oldest winery in North America #CasaMadero. We hope you enjoy and have a high wine day! xx Jeanette and Lauren