Honest Beers

We asked, and you delivered. The boys are back and answer your questions, plus Walley gives his best first date spots, an Honest List and of course Simon’s Choice. Plus your usual amounts of average chat.

The next instalment of Honest Archives is live! This week, the boys are joined by former Sydney, Hawthorn and Collingwood star, Tom Mitchell. He finished his career with over 200 games, a Brownlow and a premiership. Which means he did it all! But we are more interested in a day in 2014 that hardly anyone saw… the day he collected 64 disposals and 4 goals in the NEAFL!

Thankfully our producer has returned to give us some structure. Walley takes a trip down memory lane with a nostalgic Honest List. They provide an update on Pizza Hut and a lot more!

Another audio only episode for the boys as they try and locate where producer DT is, the boys discuss a more civilised weekend of plans, Walley has a new segment that involves food, piss and TV and Leggy is irrationally angry about two random things. 

The boys are back but are doing things a little differently this week, recording in their mobile studio with producer DT away in Bali. They touch on their Gather Round antics, including Walley’s casino adventures and Leggy’s myriad of flight stories. Make sure you tune in!

The boys have somehow managed to raise the ton and record their 100th episode. And even though it’s a bit naval-gazey, they take a trip down memory lane and look back at some of their favourite moments and hear from some of their favourite guests/mates.

The boys (finally) launch Honest Archives, and their first guest is Dan Gorringe, who is on to discuss a monumental moment from the archives… the Gold Suns’ first ever win against Port. And a heap of other dribble!

The boys are back to discuss their favourite dining formats, there is more Pizza Hut info released, Walley makes plans to actually create his cookbook, and DT returns with a list. Plus heaps more!

The boys are back to discuss a potential new cookbook for Walley, Leggy has a new segment that is a touch negative, the first Pizza Hut all-you-can-eat entrants are shared and there’s a parenting inspired Simon’s Choice.

After promising it for a few weeks, the boys can finally reveal their home, The Big Red Shed! The lads arrived at DDF headquarters and discussed more Saints pain, Pizza Hut, Simon’s Choice and all the usual shit.

Opening Round is in the books, and the lads wish it had never happened. They discuss their teams’ poor performances, Leggy has a gripe, Walley delivers a Simon’s Choice, and the boys finally lock in a date for the all-you-can-eat Pizza Hut.

The boys return to assess the last nine teams, featuring the Hawks and Saints. Their selections for their own teams likely won’t surprise you, but there’s a few really tough decisions in the latter half.

We’re not sure if you asked for it, but we’re giving it to you anyway. Walley, Leggy and producer DT go through the first nine teams in alphabetical order and choose whether they think they’re covering their projected win total or not. Stay tuned for part two…

After asking the Honest Beers community to provide him with a conspiracy theory to believe in, Walley has chosen the one that excites him the most. Plus the boys talk about their recent day of punting, Leggy has a gripe and it appears Kane Cornes has created some more rage bait.

Walley is back from a business trip to Perth where he discusses the best hotel in Australia, and the lads cover off their Valentine’s Day plans, their views on State of Origin returning and cover off Honest Lists and Simon’s Choice.

The boys are back to discuss the return of MAFS for 2026, both of their recent issues with regards to supermarket structures, they also wonder how much Winter Olympics they’ll consume and Walley has the first Simon’s Choice of 2026.

Leggy and Walley have a bonus episode this week, as they take a close look at some bets ahead of Super Bowl Sunday.

The boys are back at their spiritual home, the Mount Erica and are joined by Morgs from 100K Sports who delivers his views on his beloved Seahawks. The newest Honest Beers producer is finally unveiled and Leggy shares a new Instagram page that has taken his attention. Plus, plenty of the usual shit talk.

After a six-month hiatus, Walley and Leggy are back and ready to crack open a few honest ones. In their first episode since August, they discuss what’s happened in the past half year, and share their plans for a big 2026. Oh, and don’t miss Walley’s controversial Honest List.

Walley returns in one piece from a two-day bucks trip in Adelaide. The boys pitch TV shows to each other off the back of the Logies and provide their best bets and review another odd pondering from Patto.Timecodes00:00 - Intro08:00 - Honest Feedback22:41 - Walley's Food Challenge26:50 - Biggest Waste of Talent in Australian Sport37:50 - TV Show Pitches48:25 - Ponderings50:16 - Bets54:15 - Outro

The boys are back to discuss their normal dribble… including Nasian Wanganeen-Milera’s heroics and Leggy’s promise if he leaves the Saints. Meanwhile, Walley is about to undertake a cooking challenge…Timecodes:00:00 - Intro00:30 - St Kilda vs Melbourne Demons20:27 - Simon's Choice29:57 - Walley's Cooking Challenge41:30 - Ponderings46:20 - Best Bets51:16 - Outro

The boys are back with Honest Feedback, they look over a News.com.au list that compared the biggest TV personalities of the last 25 years, Walley looked back at school holidays and Patto’s Ponderings returns.00:00 - Intro12:31 - Honest Feedback23:13 - Top Australian TV Personalities31:30 - Walley's Top 5 Worst Australian TV Shows45:58 - Ponderings49:30 - Best Bets52:14 - Outro

The boys debuted a new segment this week, with honest feedback hitting our ears for the first time. Walley had an intriguing Simon’s Choice and Leggy accidentally meshed a pondering with a gripe.00:00 - Intro09:10 - Honest Feedback31:00 - Simon's Choice37:25 - Pondering42:10 - Best Bets45:30 - Outro

After losing the Honest Beers Cup, Leggy channels his inner Jordan Belfort and hits the phones to find a sponsor. Plus Walley’s take on the AFL mid season tournament concept, another Honest List and plenty more.00:00 Intro09:53 Honest Beers Cup15:23 Leggy Cold Calls37:13 Honest Lists46:03 Best Bets50:00 Outro

The boys discuss the reason why people walk their cats, Leggy provides a (poor) knitting update. They ask the audience to come up with a bet for them for the Saints and Hawks this week and Walley uses Chat GPT to his advantage once again.00:00 Intro07:18 Irrational/rational gripes12:36 Knitting update: leggy to bring in progress16:44 ⁠Simon’s choice30:47 Splitting a Sixer41:32 Saints vs. Hawks - Honest Beers Cup43:21 Best Bets50:45 Patto’s Pondering'sMake sure to like and subscribe and follow on all social platforms!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/honestbeers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@honestbeers

The boys are back this week recording later in the week. They discuss Walley’s latest car drama, Leggy’s knitting and have a pondering that might not make it to air…00:00 Intro01:40 Walley's Car Service07:57 Leggy hosts an NFL Player13:31 Knitting Update16:05 Q and A28:53 Simons Choice41:47 Pondering43:52 Betting Segment51:00 OutroMake sure to like and subscribe and follow on all social platforms!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/honestbeers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@honestbeers

Leggy reveals his knitting update after two and a bit weeks of sobriety, while Walley discusses his delight at a Hawks bye and the boys laugh about their latest tech issue with the recent Footy Review episode. They have a rogue Honest List and the betting segment returns00:00 Intro05:15 Knitting Update11:08 Simon's Choice29:13 Honest List42:10 Marcus Ponders49:26 Best BetsMake sure to like and subscribe and follow on all social platforms!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/honestbeers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@honestbeers

Walley survived the Div 12 ressies game in Adelaide and is back to give his honest review, discusses who was best on field and who took it a little seriously. And Cal Ferguson drops by.00:00 Intro04:39 Div 12 Ressies17:53 Knitting Update20:28 Splitting a Sixer30:38 Cal Ferguson53:07 Marcus Ponders01:02:22 Best Bets

The boys are back in the studio to discuss Walley’s potentially triumphant return to the footy field, a new challenge for Leggy while he’s sober in June, Honest Lists makes a comeback and plenty more00:00 Intro07:08 Marmalade13:27 Irrational/rational gripes18:35 Wallley’s Choice25:24 Time capsule32:41 Honest Lists44:56 Best Bets49:47 Patto’s Ponderings53:47 Outro Make sure to like and subscribe and follow on all social platforms!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/honestbeers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@honestbeers

The boys are straight into their Honest Takes this week with the umpires rearing theirs heads again and Walley may be adding one more team to his flag hopefuls. That plus plenty more and of course, questions from the Honest Beers community.

The boys breakdown the main storylines of the weekend, from Thursday Night at the Cattery through to the Nepobaby's at Marvel. They tackle all your questions off social and Walley thinks the Flag race is already down to three.

The boys are back to dissect round 10. Leggy tries to avoid talking about the Saints, Walley has some balanced views about the Hawks, and they get around the Pies in a big way (some will call it glazing). Walley also sounds off on Port’s succession plan and Leggy raves about the Dogs (again).

The boys are back later in the week after Leggy’s big house move. They discuss the Giants, Swans, the draw, hear your hot takes and plenty more!

Walley talks through his Mother’s Day plans and a new label for his relationship, the boys discuss the trial of the century and the election result over the weekend.

The boys are coming in hot off a Saints win and a big Sunday for the Hawks, and Walley. Major talking points include how well the Lions and Dogs are travelling, Bailey Smith's comments, the Roos Cornes ban and Walley has a crack at Champion Data.

The boys are back, and Walley had a wild dream to recount which absolutely flawed Leggy. They provide unqualified opinions on the upcoming federal election, return with an honest list and much, much more!

The boys discuss hot Pies, steady Lions and surprisingly dominant Dogs, as well as the teams not going well, plus answer plenty of questions off social media and give some Honest Takes.

The boys survived Gather Round and are back to dissect the Easter weekend of footy. They discuss the Pies, Cats and Suns and listen to your takes. Plus Walley has a radical idea for the umpires.

The boys are joined on the Friday morning of Gather Round with Dan Gorringe and Ollie Geale to talk about night one, their plans for the rest of the trip and the biggest rivalries in footy.

Former Port Adelaide captain, and SA tourism guru Tom Jonas joined the boys in their Gather Round airbnb. They talk footy, life, wine and lot’s more.

The boys are back to dissect the Saints triumph in Adelaide, a ripping contest between the Suns and Crows, and as always the views of the Honest Beers community. Most importantly, the new studio is awesome and all sound issues are fixed.

The boys were meant to have a guest on this week, but some technical issues meant they had to do an audio episode without one. Enjoy this…

The boys talk about the Hawks and Saints after their good wins, as well as thoughts on the new look Suns, the troubles at Melbourne and Carlton, all your questions off social and plenty more.

Fresh off a massive win against Geelong, Jack Steele joins the boys to discuss it. Walley has an interesting Simon’s Choice to debate, and Patto insults half the country with his pondering.

For the first time in 2025, the Saints and Hawks both won! The boys look back at both wins, and pump up the tyres of the Roos, while sharing their concerns for the Bombers, Dees and Dockers.

The boys are greeted by another guest and friend of the pod, with social media sensation and Lions tragic, Jack Tossol jumping on the show. He talks about being an early adopter to TikTok, which AFL fanbases are the worst and chat way too much about reality TV.

The boys are back this week and thankfully have worked through their audio issues. They discuss the Saints and Hawks, answer your questions off social and spend more time than usual on Port Adelaide. 

The boys serve up another big-name guest, with Australian cricket icon Andy Bichel joining the show. Walley also fills out an application for the game show Tipping Point and Patto returns with an interesting pondering.

Walley and Leggy are starting something new in 2025, looking back at each weekend’s round of footy and asking the Honest Beers community for their takes. This week, we discuss the Hawks and plenty more.

Footy is back! Ahead of Opening Round, Hawthorn (and Brisbane) legend Luke Hodge joined the boys to discuss his illustrious career, delivered some great yarns and looked ahead to the season proper. Meanwhile, Walley and Leggy provided their best over/unders lines and more.