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Hot Takes & Headaches

The podcast where we say the things you were probably better off not hearing. From arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza to roasting the latest celebrity drama, we bring the laughs, the rants, and the “why am I even listening to this?” moments. Warning: side effects may include laughter, eye-rolls, and the occasional headache.

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    Boys Just Talking

    This episode is the fella just cutting it up. Come check it out.

  2. 28

    Big Greg *Guest*

    We welcome Big Greg to the podcast. Greg might be the most intresting man that has ever walked the planet, From Semi Pro football, to working a club in Miami, to having a little vacation paid for by the government, to landing in Warren, Ohio. He is one of the best dudes we know and glad he is on our side!

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    You Scream I Scream We All Scream for Icecream

    Expect strong opinions on controversial flavors (mint chocolate chip—genius or toothpaste?), a deep appreciation for the underrated heroes (looking at you, vanilla), and a respectful moment of silence for every dropped scoop that hit the pavement too soon.Whether you’re a casual snacker or someone who treats a pint as a single serving (no judgment… okay, maybe a little), this episode is packed with laughs, cravings, and probably at least one terrible brain freeze joke.Grab your favorite flavor and join us—before it melts and becomes a dairy-based regret.

  4. 26

    Going to the Movies

    We talk movies! The best, the worst, the best of the worst. Give a listen to this blockbuster!

  5. 25

    Going to the Chapel

    This episode is all about weddings! We talk about our proposals and weddings. From the good engaments to the not so great ones. But all the receptions were spot on and the best nights of our lives. 

  6. 24

    Welcome to 2026

    We are coming into 2026 hot. We cover Christmas, Super Bowl and a men's trip to Disney. Don't tell Noah No, he's a grown man. 

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    Christmas

    The lights are on, the music is playing, and Christmas is here. In this episode, we talk traditions, memories, and the deeper meaning behind the season—what we celebrate, why it matters, and how to carry the spirit of Christmas beyond the holidays.

  8. 22

    Thanksgiving Recap

    The guys get together again to discuss our love or hate of all thing Thanksgiving. From wedddings to prime rib that wasn't done properly, the parade and those leftovers! Sit back and relax with your favorite cup of liquid. 

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    Thanksgiving

    The guys have the Hottest of takes on this podcast when talking about Thanksgiving food. Dry or Moist Turkey? Green Bean Casserole? Should we eat our Veggies in pies? Listen to all the takes and more!

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    Saturday Morning Cartoons

    Remember Saturday mornings? Cartoons, cereal, and zero responsibilities? Yeah… now we’ve got bills, bad backs, and existential dread — so let’s relive the ONLY good part. We revisit the chaotic fever dreams that passed as “kids’ shows” in the 80s & 90s. We’re talking plot holes, unhinged animation, cursed character design, and theme songs that still slap harder than life does. Grab a drink. Or three. It’s Saturday morning for grown-ups now.

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    Can't Spell Halloween without Weenie

    It’s spooky season, and the only thing scarier than the movies… are our opinions about them. From the “that’s not scary” crowd to the “I can’t sleep for a week” survivors, we’re diving into the best, worst, and weirdest scary movies ever made. Expect heated debates about candy, and at least one irrational fear of dolls, have you seen the Puppetmaster?

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    Our Most Embarrassing Moments ( PRE POD POOPS )

    We’ve all had those moments you wish you could delete from existence — the accidental voicemail, the public indecency, the “oh no, they know me” moment. In this episode, we’re airing out our most cringe-worthy stories, from social disasters to childhood nightmares that still haunt us. Expect secondhand embarrassment, uncontrollable laughter, and the comforting reminder that at least you’re not alone.

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    New Pod Who Dis'

    New name, same chaos. We’re officially rebranding the pod to Hot Takes & Headaches—because honestly, that’s what we do best. In this episode, we spill on why the change had to happen, what it really means, and how we’ll keep serving up the same unfiltered takes that either make you laugh, roll your eyes, or question why you’re still listening (spoiler: because it’s fun). Think of it as a fresh coat of paint… with the same messy energy underneath.

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    White Trash Birthdays

    This week, we’re crashing a full-on white trash birthday bash — complete with mobile tattoo artists, questionable snack tables, and other very questionable age realated things.  From backyard chaos to permanent ink decisions you definitely regret the next morning, we’ve got stories you don’t want to miss.And since it’s also the kickoff of the NFL season, we’re breaking down bad fantasy picks, bold predictions, and why every fan thinks this year is “their year.” 🏈🍻It’s birthday candles, bad choices, and football fever — all rolled into one episode.

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    Everyone is Traveling

    Travel isn’t always glamorous — it’s lost luggage, questionable roadside bathrooms, and figuring out if you really needed that extra pair of shoes. We’re swapping stories from the road, the rails, and the skies, laughing through the chaos of getting from A to B. From airport oddballs to road trip disasters to “are we there yet?” moments, this is your survival guide to traveling without losing your mind (or your passport). Buckle up… or don’t, this isn’t the plane.

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    High School Triggers

    Welcome to Day-After Triggers, the half-hour (or hour?) deep-dive where we collide the relentless chaos of the deeply personal — and often lingering — triggers of high school that still echo into adulthood. Think bumper-car insanity meets memory lane: from smashed cars and adrenaline rushes to old wounds, awkward prom memories, and that one teacher who still haunts your thoughts.

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    We Are Complete Again

    PJ is back..... All him and Russ wanted to do was recreate the Cold Play couple. Kinda weird but we get it. We all catch up talking about concerts, Bloosom, and what is the perfect age to kick the bucket. Put the car in drive, turn the radio knob up, get ready to giggle. 

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    WE ARE BACK

    🎙 We’re Back… and the Cruise Was MidDid we disappear? Yes. Are we back? Also yes. After an a little hiatus and a cruise that definitely didn’t live up to the brochure, we’ve returned to bring you more chaos, hot takes, and stories no one asked for. We’re rusty, we’re loud, and we still don’t know what we’re doing — but that’s never stopped us before. Buckle up.

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    A Picture is Worth A 1000 Turds

    Ever taken a photo so bad you questioned your entire existence? Same. In this episode, we dive into the world of terrible pictures — the ones that haunt your soul.From there, we shift gears into something that doesn’t always make the highlight reel: work ethic. What does it really take to get good at anything — especially when no one’s watching?Tune in and laugh a little. 

  20. 10

    Squid on The ICE

    The original crew is back in the booth—and we’re cutting up like old times. In this episode, the 4 OGs dive into the wild world of stuff getting thrown on the ice (seriously, why is this a thing?), laugh way too hard about it, and go down a few classic rabbit holes.We also take a look at where our listeners are tuning in from—and where we’re actually from—because hey, geography is fun when it’s personal.It’s raw, it’s random, and it’s ridiculously funny. Pull up a chair, crack a smile, and hang with the OGs.

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    The Pod Gets a Better Thornton

    In this episode, we’re putting the spotlight where it really belongs—on Russell’s brother Andy, the unsung legend. Better looking? Check. More athletic? Obviously. Crushing it in business? Don’t even get us started.We dive into why this guy might be the most elite sibling of all time—and ask the important question: Can we just keep him?Expect laughs, comparisons, and some playful jealousy as we unpack what it’s like to live in the shadow of greatness… only to realize the shadow might be coming from the other direction.

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    It's An All Skate!

    Ever had a trip that went way off the rails? Whether it’s a travel disaster, a wild party gone wrong, or a psychedelic misadventure, we’re diving into the craziest, most unforgettable bad trips. Buckle up for laughs, lessons, and stories that will make you say, “Glad that wasn’t me!” Is A Goofy Movie the most underrated animated film of all time? We’re breaking down the nostalgia, the music, and why Goofy is actually the best Disney dad. Also, can R&B be canceled, some think not. 

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    Throupling

    This week, PJ joins the guys to dive into the world of E-bikes and why they might just be the future of getting around. They also chat about collecting… well, just about anything, and share some questionable stories about bad knees (because getting old is real). Plus, there’s some serious (or not-so-serious) talk about planning a trip to Vegas. Buckle up for some laughs, random tangents, and the usual chaos!

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    Ghost of Resturant Past

    Gone but never forgotten—this episode touches on the beloved restaurants that have closed their doors but still live on in our hearts (and taste buds). From legendary local spots to iconic chains that disappeared overnight, we’re reminiscing about the dishes, decor, and unforgettable memories they left behind. If you’ve ever craved a meal from a place that no longer exists, this episode is for you!

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    Talkin Teeth

    “In this episode, we sink our teeth into the wild world of method acting—literally. From actors who’ve sacrificed their pearly whites for a role to the unexpected connections between losing teeth and fully embodying a character, we’ll explore how far some performers are willing to go to make their art believable. Plus, we’ll dig into some jaw-dropping stories from one of the guys swooned his first date without a tooth. 

  26. 4

    Puddle Bath and Quick Maths

    The Guys get new mic but it can't help this level of dumb. It may sound better but the content is stil silly. Also learn that Russ can't stop potty mouthing. So grab a coffee and a donut for an hour of fun. 

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    Timeline Reset

    Welcome to the Coffee Counter podcast this is episode 3 (sorta). The guys decided to publish the most current episode so we aren't all out of sorts. We will continue to upload our most current episode, but mix in some oldies from time to time. Remember to subscribe so you don't miss a minute. 

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    What's up Sport?!

    In this episode of Coffee Counter, we’re turning the spotlight on the world of sports! Join us as we break down which sports we love, discuss standout performances, and offer our hot takes on controversial opinions. Whether you’re a devoted follower of a particular team or just love the thrill of competition, this episode is packed with excitement, insights, and a dash of humor.

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    Nice to Meet You

    In our very first episode of "Coffee Counter," we invite you to join us at the counter as we set the stage for what’s to come. Get to know your hosts, who share their personal stories and experiences that led them to create this podcast. Discover the inspiration behind the show and the themes we’ll explore together—reflecting on midlife adventures, challenges, and the beautiful complexities of growing older. Whether you’re a regular at the coffee shop or just joining us for the first time, we’re excited to brew some enriching conversations and share a cup of wisdom with you. So, pour yourself a warm cup, sit back, and let’s embark on this journey together!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The podcast where we say the things you were probably better off not hearing. From arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza to roasting the latest celebrity drama, we bring the laughs, the rants, and the “why am I even listening to this?” moments. Warning: side effects may include laughter, eye-rolls, and the occasional headache.

HOSTED BY

Russel, Noah, PJ, John

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The podcast where we say the things you were probably better off not hearing. From arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza to roasting the latest celebrity drama, we bring the laughs, the rants, and the “why am I even listening to this?” moments. Warning: side effects may include laughter,...

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Hot Takes & Headaches is created and hosted by Russel, Noah, PJ, John.
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