How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

The legendary SPOD joins me this week! You may have heard his music over the last twenty plus years, you may have seen his music videos for other artists, you may have even tasted his beef jerky! We chat about how to show South Park to your kids, what goes into making beef jerky, home renovations, why Dads love getting around in only their jocks, the fine line being parody and immersion, the Band in a Bubble and heaps, HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Taskmaster himself, TOM GLEESON has invited himself onto the show this week for an absolute treat of an episode! We discuss Tom's mechanical brain for comedy and the work he puts in to make it look like he's putting no work in. We also get deep into the differences between being famous in the present day versus in the 70's, the art of the perfect roast joke, the point of Tom's career where he thought he was at the end of the line and of course: going bald. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by two TITANS of broadcasting: DAVE WOODHEAD and LUKA MULLER, as we pour one out for our spiritual king: Kyle Sandilands. We discuss the shockwaves of King Kyles departure from broadcasting trickling all the way down to therapists of radio hosts, the genius idea of inventing a new cuisine, I've had a remarkable experience at a fertility doctor that's lead to me being BLANKED by a celebrity, plus a guy who was the most famous Uber driver in Melbourne for a hot couple of hours! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CHLOE PETTS joins me this week! I'm a little flustered over having to learn an incredibly simple dance routine just before the podcast, we figure out where exactly the Australian accent originated from, we get into the wild word of British children's books and television, competitive spelling competitions, getting lost in Disneyworld and reading bad reviews in Edinburgh.Chloe's show Big Naturals is one until 19 April at Melbourne Town Hall, before touring to Sydney and Brisbane Comedy Festivals. Tickets here. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DANIELLE WALKER and LAUREN BONNER join me this week. It's the middle of the Comedy Festival and Danielle still hasn't found a Festival crush and so as with so many other jobs: we're outsourcing it to AI, using the Comedy Festival's built in show finder to try and find a suitable suitor for Danielle. We also talk about the criteria for Completely Unremarkable Men, and I've been the victim of an April Fool's Prank that made me look completely insane! Check out Danielle's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here. Check out Lauren's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RYAN SHELTON from The Imperfects joins me this week and I quite quickly find myself in a mini Imperfects episode. We chat about conflict and how to navigate it, which, believe it or not, I have some experience in! Ryan goes digging for answers and he gets them! We also talk about skimming self help books, being jealous of other peoples happiness and our shared interest in staging exhibitions. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's nothing in the notes app but that's not going to stop Two of the Greats: CAMERON JAMES and TOM BALLARD! Cam and I have both given Tom very different feedback on his new Comedy Festival show, Cam's witnessed an unbelievable Barney at the Adelaide Fringe, the advertising roll-out for my show is not going as smoothly as I'd hoped, and Cam's had a run in with a personal trainer. Check out Tom's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MILLIE HOLTEN (Descent, Longhead) and KATE DEHNERT (The Project, Tonight At The Museum) join me this week to discuss possible ways to get revenge on older brothers for their childhood bullying, Millie's very very specific way of playing The Sims, Kate's attempts at dating off the apps, the incredible power that Millie's straightened hair is capable of, and the most positive 7-11 cashier in Melbourne. Check out Kate's show 'Echo' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DAMIAN CALLINAN has appeared across TV shows, Comedy Festivals, radio, and is one of the few comedians in Australia to have made their own film. We chat about his latest project: travelling to small towns, meeting the locals, and putting on a show for them about the town. We also get into his experience of making his film The Merger, touring it around to European countries and being introduced to some very impressive people, his link to the Eureka Stockade and HEAPS more. Check out Damian's show 'Spoons' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh from the Adelaide Fringe, I'm joined by NICK CODY & LIZZY HOO! Lizzy's seen an unbelievable magic show as I'm starting to think about possible "entertainment" at my wedding. We also dive in to Cody's phobia on rides and my brutal spot at a Powerpoint-based comedy show. PLUS Lizzy's 2026 bingo card, her post gig DM's and Shrek burlesque! Check out Lizzy Hoo and Nick Cody on tour around Australia. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm back from Adelaide and joined by JORDAN BARR and BEN SEARLE! I've been trying to look cool in front of young people in Perth, we're reminiscing about making homemade explosives in our youth as well as inventing games, trying to stay up to date with current lingo, and I've failed at booking in a fertility appointment! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My great pals DILRUK JAYASINHA and DAVE THORNTON join me as I'm licking my wounds after a very stressful week at the Perth Fringe! We chat about the benefits of being a burlesque performer, the ending of Ace Ventura, peaking in high school, Dil's attempts at smuggling booze into the races and how to charm security guards. FUN WITH MATES! Come and see me in Adelaide THIS WEEKEND - February 20 & 21. Tickets here!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DAMIEN POWER and JOSH EARL are my guests this week! We chat a bit about Damo's demeanour on podcasts, his advice for eating healthily and then in a first for the podcast, I've invited a listener to come on and give us some expert advice: Trent from boutique management group Slut Industries fills us on the shows that he's producing for the upcoming Festival season, his advice for all three of us to improve our comedy careers, and his plans for a new Melbourne International Comedy Fringe Festival! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The two bozos behind the podcast Hey Fam!, ANDREW LEVINS and ANGUS TRUSKETT join me in my hotel room this week for a few beers and a podcast, emphasis on the 'beers'. It's a loose, boozy, messy catch up where we spend way too long calling back to an incredibly crass meme. Along the way we chat about our own personal Subway Takes, Angus Looper-ing himself, the incredibly cool day that Levins had before turning up to meet us, and heaps more. Strap in and enjoy the ride! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I've dragged my podcast suite into the Sydney Opera House for a very special chat with ALEXIS TAYLOR from HOT CHIP before their soundcheck and performance in the Concert Hall. We chat about being present on stage, what Alexis is thinking about when he plays Boy From School, experimenting with new methods of playing the guitar, the perfect comedians to open for Hot Chip on tour, and the questionable work ethic of one of the most famous artists of all time. What a thrill to get to record this chat with one of The Great Men, in one of The Great Venues! There's a special extended edit of this episode featuring clips from most of the music that we talk about, available now on the Patreon: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Alexis' new solo record Paris In The Spring is out March 13. You can pre-save the album now and check out the single Out Of Phase on all the streaming platforms. Tommy is on tour: Feb 11 - 15 in Perth, Feb 20 & 21 in Adelaide, April 7 - 19 in Melbourne. Tickets: TommyDassalo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for another year with a BUMPER episode to kick off 2026! CAMERON JAMES, DANIELLE WALKER and NIKKI BRITTON join me to chat about Hanson, aliens, bigfoots, leprechauns, family medical dramas and SO much more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The main show is on a little break over the holidays but there's still fresh bonus episodes coming out every week over on Patreon. Here's a little taster of the kind of stuff that's been happening over there in the last few months featuring GARETH REYNOLDS & DAVE ANTHONY, BRON LEWIS & BRETT BLAKE, KIRSTY WEBECK & JOSH EARL and GREG LARSEN & BEN VERNEL. Head over to Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything to sign up and keep getting fresh new stuff to listen to every week over the break! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The main show is on a little break over the holidays but there's still fresh bonus episodes coming out over on Patreon. Here's a little taster of the kind of stuff that's been happening over there in the last few months featuring BRON LEWIS & BRETT BLAKE, TOM BALLARD & DAVID QUIRK and GREG LARSEN & BEN VERNEL. Head over to Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything to sign up and keep getting fresh new stuff to listen to every week over the break! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I was in Adelaide doing shows and so I invited LLOYD LANGFORD around to chat about my rich history in the hotel I was staying in, Lloyd putting off an entire production with his room upgrade, short circuiting a hotel in Prague, giving out potentially life-threatening advice to a drunk comedian, auditioning for a reality show and heaps, HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by GREG LARSEN and GEN FRICKER! We learn about Geggy's expertise in being horny in chat rooms, his lasting legacy at the ABC studios, some "hot goss" about Madeline McCann, me being forced to autograph a guitar at a music festival, and how to join Puppetry of the Penis. Fun!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the return of NICK CAPPER and the debut of DAVE O'NEIL! We celebrate Capper's birthday in style by hearing about Dave driving to Newcastle in his bathers, his attempts to con his way into a job at The Age and bombing for a group of pub owners. Plus, Capper's insulted the late, great Robin Williams and in a first for the podcast: a guest "storms out" before the end. Spicy! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by RAY O'LEARY and MEG JÄGER! Ray gets confronted about his status as Biggest Comedy Gossip, Meg's been grilled about her favourite comedians on a drive from Sydney to Brisbane, I've crashed a billy cart and a listener has had a painful memory brought up by last week's episode! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MATT STEWART and SUREN JAYEMANNE join me this week for a mercifully brief chat about the difference between spearmint & peppermint before getting into the meaty topics of how to fall asleep anywhere, beating a member of the Wu Tang Clan at chess, respecting your elders, plus an all-time great concept for a dystopian sci-fi film. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BEV KILLICK has been crushing it in comedy clubs around Australia for decades, appearing in heaps of movies and TV shows along the way. She joins me this week to chat about meeting her husband while starting out in stand-up at the Espy, working in a theatre restaurant in Townsville, her friendship with a UFC champion and her legendary tales of public incontinence. Catch Bev this weekend at Comedy Republic in Melbourne: tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by Perthonalities MIKE GOLDSTEIN and FRANKIE ROWSTHORN! We figure out the etiquette of gossiping about other comedians, hear about Frankie and her dad on The Amazing Race, how to pretend that you're into muscle cars, living with a bunch of yucky boys and HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The host of Comedy Bang Bang and the co-creater / writer / director of Between Two Ferns, SCOTT AUKERMAN joins me TWICE this week! (sorta.) We break down the differences in the democratic process between our two countries, I share a troubling conversation about AI that I overheard, we nerd out over concert technology and I discover Scott's childhood artistic abilities which put him on the path to writing for Spiderman! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm up in Brisbane this weekend so I made time to catch up with EMMA HOLLAND and RHI DOWN! It's a VERY loose one this week as we chat about pregnancy, Emma's friendship with Lisa McCune, pretending to be a tour guide, starting fights at the park and heaps, heaps more!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by LUKA MULLER and ALEX WARD! Luka busts me for having a stupid password on an old social media account, I've stayed in the world's oldest hotel, Wardy's been ripped off by a taxi driver and Luka tells us an absolute odyssey of a yarn about being driven around by a sweet older man in Vietnam.If you're in Queensland, come and see me and Josh this weekend, working on new material. Brisbane October 18 and Cairns October 19.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I have the honour of being the catalyst for my good buddy KYLE KINANE having a full blown midlife crisis! Kyle is, for my money, one of the best comedians working right now so of course he has some thoughts on the state of the comedy landscape today. We also chat about smoking meth to get handiwork done, laughing at the worst parts of a comedy show, my recent arrival in a small town having a life-altering effect for someone from my past, and Kyle crashing a houseboat into a dock. Kyle's always on the road so go see him if he's near you, and if he's not, check out one of his excellent specials: https://kylekinane.com/How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Triple J, Bang On, Spicks & Specks, and her new podcast The Moment, MYF WARHURST joins me today! We get trivial about how to make the perfect platter for a dinner party, we get deep about how to be alone and love yourself, we unearth a cringe-inducing story about one of my earliest stand-up gigs and of course: we gush about our pets. Something for everyone! Check out Myf's new podcast The Moment, wherever you get your podcasts! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SCOTT DOOLEY and JASON CHATFIELD beam in to the show this week, LIVE from Times Square (yes, really). We learn what it takes to bluff your way in to a dinner with the CIA, as well as discussing Dools being with me when I got owned by an Uber driver, forgetting a joke onstage that I've done a billion times, the origins of Lululemon and so much more! Check out Jason's Substack: https://www.newyorkcartoons.com/And grab Scott & Jason's latest book here: https://www.jasonchatfield.com/store/signed-copy-of-youre-not-a-real-dog-owner-untilHow To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SCOUT BOXALL has been immersed in a tonne of different interests, starting from scratch each time. From court transcriptions where they had to listen in to juicy crime scene details, to making costumes for Live Action Role Playing, to attending clown school in France and absolutely hating it and much, much more. We also take pot shots at a few select subcultures. Sorry! If you want to hear an extended cut of this episode featuring 15+ more minutes of juicy gas-bagging, sign up to the Patreon! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She's got years of experience teaching high school students How To Do things but how will BRON LEWIS fare against her greatest challenge yet: an inept 39 year old podcast host? We get stuck into Bron's messy history of being busted bitching about someone behind their back, the double-edged sword of posting about important issues, me trying to network with Bron's husband at a star-studded event, putting off the most simple tasks and Bron fumbling her way through teaching Photoshop to Year 9s! Check out Bron's special 'Who's Talking?' here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things go off the rails almost immediately this week with TOM BALLARD and DAVID QUIRK! We interrogate how judgemental the skateboarding community is and ponder the great philosophical question of "should you ever run for the train?" We also get into Tom's teenage years in the closet, the nightmare scenarios we've heard about sleepovers, and try to figure out if there's any Amish people with ADHD. Check out Tom's play JKS, October 1 - 5 at Melbourne Fringe: tickets.See Quirk's show The House That Was Never Built in Hobart on September 10: tickets.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here's this month's tasting plate of bonus episodes, featuring: BEN RUSSELL, KIRSTY WEBECK, JOSH EARL, JORDAN BARR, URVI MAJUMDAR, BEN LOMAS & TIM HEWITTThe full episodes that these clips are from are all available right now on the Patreon!Sign up now to hear the full episodes: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by ACTUAL Italian SONIA DI IORIO to learn about doing stand-up in Italian, in Italy, and playing the flute for the Pope. We also chat about my recent fashion crimes, the logic behind anxiety dreams, and struggling to find birthday cards. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My very good pals JOSH EARL and BEN LOMAS join me this week to give me a fathers perspective on the atrocious parenting that I witnessed recently from a high-profile public figure, cruise ship comedian gossip, Josh being stroppy in Paris, and Lomas' previous career as a busboy. Josh and I are doing work in progress shows together in BRISBANE on OCTOBER 18 and CAIRNS on OCTOBER 19. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I’m back from Vietnam and the trip has me wondering: am I a pessimist? Well thankfully my guest this week is the boundlessly optimistic KIRSTY WEBECK! It’s a special ocean-themed episode as we chat about how far is too far to drive to the beach, snorkelling as an adolescent versus snorkelling as an adult, The horrors that are probably creeping and crawling around on the ocean floor, Kirsty’s incredible trip to go swimming with whale sharks, and suppressing the urge to complain on holiday! If you want to hear more about sea creatures from Kirsty, she has a few dates left of her Australian tour. Check her dates here: kirstywebeck.comHow To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As someone who grew up in a pub and loves a drink, CARL DONNELLY is the perfect guest to be joining me during one of the worst hangovers I’ve ever had in my life.We chat about our countries mutual appreciation for absolutely sending it in a beer garden, as well as Carl thinking he was bald for many years before accidentally learning the truth, my disastrous visit to an African barber in London, Carl’s experiences on Ayahuasca, getting mugged in the UK, and meeting De La Soul! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another glimpse behind the paywall, this month featuring highlights from episodes with Elouise Eftos & Ben Searle, Nikki Britton & Danielle Walker and Urvi Majumdar & Jordan Barr!These clips are all from hour-long episodes (split into two parts) that are available right now on the Patreon! Sign up now to hear the full episodes: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Co-host of Big Natural Talents, LAUREN BONNER joins me this week! I've become obsessed with online Melbourne restaurant drama, we workshop the ideal way to get comfortable immediately after walking through the front door, we're both incredibly entitled when it comes to flying first class, and we hear all about Lauren having to learn to tango after being randomly cast in a shelved television show that filmed in Argentina! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two masters in the art of holding court, SAM TAUNTON and TIM HEWITT join me this week for a loose, riff-heavy chat about how I can improve the homework that I ask the guests to do, high school debating teams, Sam and I sharing a bed in Noosa, Tim's Uber driver being pranked by the youth and a tantalising piece of comedy gossip that I've heard recently. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The host of The Friend Request podcast CHLOE MADDREN welcomes me in to her pillow fort for a delightful catch-up about being late, hearing your mum fart, stealing your parents car as a teenager for a rooting appointment, and how to PROPERLY watch television! How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If there's anyone who's come close to literally doing EVERYTHING it's DES BISHOP. He's made television shows about working various minimum wage jobs, learning Irish and performing stand-up comedy in Chinese. Where does this innate ability to fit in come from? What are the challenges of appearing on a dating show in China? And which Australian radio host REFUSES to wear shoes? We answer all of these questions as well as chat a little about his life these days, married to a fellow comedian after hooking up on a reality show. How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GORDI has a fantastic new record out soon; she's flat out with press and touring and yet she still found the time to promptly and thoroughly fill out The Survey.We chat about her background in medicine and how she's had to utilise it in order to help out an audience member mid-show, living her life at a frantic pace from a young age, having to prepare a turkey lunch for seventy people on very, very short notice, and whether either of us would be able to make it very far on the reality show 'Alone'.The new record 'Like Plasticine' is out August 8th, you can pre-save it now on all the streaming platforms or pre-order it at gordimusic.comHow To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another sampling of scintillating bonus episodes has escaped from behind the paywall, this month featuring highlights from Lizzy Hoo, Brett Blake & Nick Capper, Andrew Levins & Gen Fricker and Justin Hamilton!To get the full episodes (hours of extra content!) and support the show, head over and sign up: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hours after having a Snickers induced psychosis, I’m joined by JUSTIN HAMILTON in my hotel room! We pick apart our two decades of shared history: from me wreaking havoc at the Bourne Ultimatum premiere, Hammo making me lose my mind in the back of a taxi, and the hours and hours we spent playing poker with other comedians.We also finally hear the other side of the story of Hammo getting a massage from Wil Anderson live on stage in Adelaide and attempt to figure out how to get older without losing touch with pop culture. How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SASHI PERERA joins me today. She's been killing it all over the place: nominated for Best Newcomer, appearing on Have You Been Paying Attention and selling out shows all around the world. I didn't really know her until recently when we shared a venue together at the Comedy Festival which, as we discover, is a lot like being in a long distance relationship. We discuss my Air BnB travel hack, Sashi's newfound love of quitting, singing in live comedy shows and always needing to be right. How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I’m long overdue to have my beautiful boys BRETT BLAKE and NICK CAPPER on the podcast so I figured why not get ‘em in here together for a big catch-up over a couple of beers. We chat about having a perfect day on the weed edibles, learning to drive on a farm, the mortifying audition tapes of us that exist in a warehouse somewhere and how Brett and I narrowly avoided getting bashed in a McDonalds on the side of a freeway. How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by LIZZY HOO! She's hosted the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala and appeared on Have You Been Paying Attention? among many, many other things. How many of these achievements were on her personal Bingo Card that she keeps every year? We chat about drafting difficult texts and e-mails in the notes app as a form of therapy, rewarding the small victories, nostalgia concerts and how Lizzy failed so badly at a TV quiz that she had to be fed the answers.How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.