Human Values

One more for the books! Last year Lindsay was a guest on one of our favorite podcasts – The Dictionary with Spencer Parks. Listen in as Lindsay and Spencer dive headfirst into the wide world of... well... the words that appear between “Demiurge” and “Democratic-Republican”.  The Dictionary with Spencer Parks: https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/the-dictionary/id1448633180 Lindsay’s Podcast with Moby: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/moby-pod/id1661387401 Aron’s Excuse for Not Recording:  https://www.human-content.com/

Last year, Aron was a guest on one of our favorite podcasts – The Dictionary with Spencer Parks. Each week, Spencer analyzes a different slice of the dictionary and it’s everything you could ever hope for. Please enjoy this fun bonus episode of Aron demonstrating his severely limited grasp of the English language.  The Dictionary with Spencer Parks: https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/the-dictionary/id1448633180 Lindsay’s Podcast with Moby: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/moby-pod/id1661387401 Aron’s Excuse for Not Recording:  https://www.human-content.com/

Jake Hicks joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to have your normal eyes switch to owl eyes? What’s your price to have a random bone in your body change into a snake? How much would YOU pay to learn Banksy's identity? -- Follow Jake Hicks: Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/jakehickslaw   We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Nobody joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to keep a jawbreaker in your mouth until it dissovles? What’s your price to surgically live with a fully functional tail? How much would YOU pay to be in a studio recording of Lizzo's next album -- We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Delanie Fischer, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to have magic prune fingers? What’s your price to kiss a random consenting stranger every day — ALPHABET STYLE? What’s your price to only drink out of glass mugs with penis drawings on them for the next year?  — Follow Delanie Fischer: Website: https://www.delaniefischer.com/ Podcast: https://www.selfhelplesspodcast.com/ We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Nobody joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to eat everything with sauce for one year? What’s your to live out the next ten years of your life as a werewolf? How much would YOU pay to be able to fully communicate and understand animals for 1 hour? -- We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.co

Comedia Pallavi Gunalan, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to spend 24 hours with a book that contains everything ever said about you behind your back? What’s your to only communicate with relatives through interpretative dance for one year? What’s your price only wear crocs for the rest of your life?  — Follow Pallavi Gunalan:   Instagram: @pallavigunalan Twitter: @pallavigunalan Website: https://www.pallavigunalan.com/ We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Content Creator Sidney Raskin, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to culturally adopt an Avatar lifestyle for the next three years? What’s your to reset your ability to vocally communicate?  What’s your price to bike the four corners of the USA in under 6 months?  — Follow Sidney Raskind:   TikTok: @sidneyraz Instagram: @sidneyraz YouTube: @sidneyraz We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Sandeep Parikh, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to do a cartwheel anytime you hear a stranger's baby cry? What’s your to know that, within your lifetime, five bathroom visits will become surprise escape rooms? What’s your price to see a random deceased 16th century celebrity standing by the roadside waving and giggling on your commute to work?   — Follow Sandeep Parikh:   Twitch: @effinfunny Instagram: @sandeepparikh Twitter:  @sandeepparikh — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian and Actor Danny Jolles, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to find a local squirrel and track its activities, nonstop, for one month? What’s your to annually call up one ex-partner and sing a ballad about your breakup? What’s your price to drink a pint of human blood in one sitting?  — Follow Danny Jolles:   Podcast: Everything But The Scores Instagram: @DannyJolles Twitter: @DannyJolles YouTube: Danny Jolles Go Watch, You Choose: The Full Interactive Comedy Special from Danny Jolles here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO1HXICvS0Y&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=Don%27tTellComedy — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Che Durena, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to be trapped on a lush desert island for two years? You may bring three items purchased at Target with you.   What’s your to spend a night in a cemetery? What’s your price to yell Wakanda Forever every time you fart?   — Follow Che Durena:   Tik Tok: @chedurena Instagram: @chedurena Twitter: @chedurena Twitch:  Little Dinky News Tour Tickets found at https://www.chedurena.com/ — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Jasmine Ellis, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to always line the walls of your home with Lisa Frank planner wallpaper?   What’s your to rescue a Thanksgiving turkey and take it on a cross-country road trip? What’s your price to spend the next twelve months living exactly as predicted by your astrology chart?   — Follow Jasmine Ellis:   Instagram: @jasmineelliscomedy Podcast: Rhythem and Bae YouTube: Jasmine Ellis Twitter: @jasminecellis Dry Bar Comedy Special: Nobody's Queen — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.co

Writer, Comedian, and Composer Matt Buechele, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to suddenly (and forever) sound like Kratos from God of War?  What’s your to jog/walk/run/hike backwards for the next year? What’s your price to travel back in time for 24 hours? if you weren't allowed to change anything? No investing or fixing regrets; just live it all over again...knowing the outcomes.    — Follow Matt Buechele: TikTok: @mattbooshell Instagram: @mattbooshell Twitter: @mattbooshell Spotify: Sunscreen (new single) — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Gina Brillon, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to stop by a karaoke bar, once a week, for the next year? You must sing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy - every time. What’s your to accept a Pinocchio curse? Your nose will grow whenever you lie and only resets to normal size on the first of each month.  What’s your price to perform a one-person musical of “The Hunger Games” trilogy? It's for one night only at a fully sold-out Madison Square Garden. — Follow Gina Brillon: Instagram: @ginabrillon Twitter: @ginabrillon Podcast: The State of: Women (Debuts Nov 15th) Upcoming Tour Dates: Mic Drop Comedy, San Diego, CA, Fri 11/11 - Sat 11/12 (4 shows)  Asbury Festhalle & Biergarten - Thurs 12/8, 9pm (1 show) DC Improv, Washington DC - Thurs 12/29 - Sat 12/31 (5 shows) — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Alyssa Scholl, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to always have a Mr. Meseeks attend to your bathroom activities? What’s your to attempt to smuggle fertilizer through TSA, once a month, for the next two years? What’s your price to accept the following commission from Jeff Goldblum: 100 Jeff Goldblum headshot sweaters, crocheted by you, smelling slightly of lilac? — Follow Alyssa Scholl: Instagram: @alyssascholl YouTube: @alyssascholl Check Alyssa out at The Groundlings every Sunday Night: https://groundlings.com/ — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Andy Woodhull, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to wear a Michael Myers (or Mike Myers) mask to every wedding you attend from now on? What’s your to not trim any hair on your body - except once every 10 years? What’s your price to sound like Woody Allen for the next 3 years? — Follow Andy Woodhull: Instagram: @andywoodhull Tik Tok: @andywoodhull YouTube: @andywoodhull Twitter: @andywoodhull Watch Andy Woodhull: Pumpkin Spice Season - Full Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYstiCmfOqY&ab_channel=HeliumComedyStudios — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian and Professional Kickboxer, Anya Zova, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to have a performing Mariachi band accompany every fifth hike you take? What’s your to exclusively use Cryptocurrency for all financial exchanges? What’s your price to wear a Bette Midler Hocus Pocus wig and fake teeth every Halloween? — Follow Anya Zova: Instagram: @anyazova Twitter: @russianbruiser https://makelaughsnotwar.com/ — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian, Host, Actor, Producer Brandon Broady, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to be the sole focus of Harvard’s new lecture course: A Study of Armpits & Earlobes? What’s your to participate in a real life Super Smash Bros match? What’s your price to always have your seatbelt jam three times, before it will work, whenever you get in a car? — Follow Brandon Broady: Hosting Laugh Factory on Thursday, October 13th in Los Angeles. Get tickets here: https://www.laughfactory.com/ Instagram: @broadythejoker Tik Tok: @broadythejoker Twitter: @broadythejoker — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Award winning filmmaker, writer, and co-host of the podcast, The Dilemma Podcast, Jay Shapiro, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to  go streaking at Yankee Stadium? You must do this twice in one season to be paid in full. What’s your to magically develop Hyperthymesia? You will forever remember most life events in VIVID detail. What’s your price to log and itemize a mound of trash containing every plastic item you've ever thrown away but not recycled? — Follow Jay Shapiro: Podcast: The Dilemma Podcast Instagram: @DilemmaPodcast — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Writer, Comedian, and Second City Main Stage performer Claire McFadden, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to exclusively dress like David Bowie – for the rest of your life? What’s your to write and illustrate a dark children's book titled: "Funny Nuggets"? What’s your price to eat a magic jellybean that turns you into a blue whale for one year? — Follow Claire McFadden: Website: https://clairemcfadden.com/ Twitter: @czmcfadden The Second City: https://www.secondcity.com/chicago-shows/ — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian and one half of Dynamic Banter!,  Steve Zaragoza, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to suddenly have a sentient elbow that can talk? What’s your to adopt a newborn clone of yourself – fresh from the lab? What’s your price to find a real life Silent Bob and be his full-time translator for a year? — Follow Steve Zaragoza: Instagram: @Stevezaragoza Tik Tok: @thestevezaragoza Twitter: @stevezaragoza Podcast: DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike and Steve — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Writer, Producer, Director, Actor and Improv comedian, Neil Gargulio, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to move to the Himalayas and spend three years as a full-time Yeti hunter? What’s your to use landlines for all of your phone calls moving forward? What’s your price to magically have a laugh track play every time you tell a joke? — Follow Neil Garguilo: Instagram: @neilgarguilo Madagascar: A Little Wild Hell Den — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Host of the podcast Where We Go Next, Michael Callahan, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to learn and then exclusively speak Middle-Earth Elvish for one year? What’s your to immediately turn 90 and start aging backward like Benjamin Button? What’s your price to spend one year trapped in a zombie apocalypse video game (e.g. The Last of Us)? You’ll have infinite lives and can escape early if you finish the main campaign. — Follow Michael Callahan: Podcast: Where We Go Next Instagram: @wwgnpodcast — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Actress and Content Creator Jessica Lesaca joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to feel uncomfortably full after every meal (e.g. breakfast, lunch, dinner), regardless of how much you ate? What’s your to watch only TikTok videos for two years - no television or movies allowed? What’s your price to keep a dragon statue in your home that grows a foot every time you don’t sleep 8+ hours? Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussions about weight loss and weight loss surgery. — Follow Jessica Lesaca: Instagram: @jessicalesaca YouTube: @jessicalesaca — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Actress and Comedian Zainab Johnson joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to live one month a year in a college dorm building? What’s your to price spend all Federal Holidays completely alone? What’s your price to consistently inhale balloon helium whenever you speak publicly? — Follow Zainab Johnson: Instagram: @zainabjohnson Twitter: @zainabjohnson Podcast: HonesTEA with Z See Zainab Johnson: Washington, DC @dccomedyloft 8/18 - 8/21 Atlanta, GA @citywineryatl 9/10 On Upload on Amazon Prime — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Writer and Comedian Mike McNeal joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to eat an entire throw pillow over the course of three days? What’s your price to only watch movie sequels moving forward - no originals or standalones permitted?  What’s your price to have the world’s loudest pee stream? — Follow Mike: Instagram Daylight Savings Sketch — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Ellie the Seven-Year-Old joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to never eat ice cream – EVER AGAIN? What’s your price to always have stinky feet? Like, really stinky. Old garbage stinky. What’s your price to lose touchscreen privileges for one week? This means no smartphone or iPad! — Follow Dr. Ellie (along with her dad) on Twitch! — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Pop culture icon, author, stand-up comedian, musician, and actor (Kenan & Kel, All That, Good Burger, The Amanda Show, Mystery Men, The Nick Cannon Show, Game Shakers, SO MUCH MORE), Kel Mitchell joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to have one meal a day prepared with orange soda as the primary ingredient - for life? What’s your price to live in (and never leave) the state of Idaho? What’s your price to always sit in the middle seat on flights? — Follow Kel Mitchell: Instagram:  @iamkelmitchell Prank Day | Out Sept 6, 2022 Good Burger 25th Anniversary | Limited Edition Blu-Ray Deliciousness Season 3 on MTV | Premieres Sept 26, 2022 — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Food and Travel Host / Internet Personality, Katie Molinaro joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to seek out and receive a haircut from a stranger named Gopher Gary? The hairstyle is dealer's choice. What’s your price to never eat a restaurant meal, ever again? No dining on location, no takeout, no leftovers? What’s your price to compete in a full marathon – Blindfolded with no breaks? You must bring either a Seeing Eye dog or drunk college student to assist! — Follow Katie Molinaro: Instagram:  @eatitkatie Tik Tok: @eatitkatie Frankie vs. The Internet: https://www.tastemade.com/shows/frankie-vs-the-internet/ — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Mature Content: This episode contains explicit adult language and is advised for listeners 18+. Podcast host, coffee entrepreneur, and accomplished Pornstar, Alexis Fawx joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to work exclusively as a nude model at a public arts college for one year? What’s your price to get in the ring and go one round with a pro boxer? What’s your price to have no physical contact with another person for 3 years? — Follow Alexis Fawx: Instagram: @alexisfawxlive Tik Tok: @alexisfawxlive Podcast: High as Fawx Show Coffee: High AF Coffee Website: http://alexisfawxlive.com/ Only Fans — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Host, Actress, Social Media Queen, and Director, GloZell Green joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to never wear any footwear again – except for rollerblades? What’s your price to only eat candy bars for six months? What’s your price to marry your high school bully? — Follow GloZell Green: Instagram: @glozell Tik Tok: @glozell — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Life Coach, Igor Hiller, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to eat a bowl of a one-month-old Greek yogurt, every Thanksgiving, for the rest of your life? What’s your price to never dance again? What’s your price to only wear clothing made exclusively by you? — Follow Igor Hiller: Instagram: @igorhiller Podcast: How Are You Thinking About? with Igor For Life Coach Services, email Igor at: [email protected] — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

OG Youtuber and Actress, Lisa Schwartz, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to livestream yourself 24/7 for a year? What’s your price to surgically remove your belly button? What’s your price to pledge your afterlife to hell, if you learned it was 100% real? — Follow Lisa Scwartz: Instagram: @lisaschwartz YouTube: Lisa 'Lisbug' Schwartz Book: Thirty-Life Crisis: Navigating My Thirties, One Drunk Baby Shower at a Time — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian, Writer, and Musician, Zach Sherwin, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to never use a search engine (e.g. Google, Yahoo, Bing) ever again? What’s your price to milk a giraffe, then drink a pint on the spot? What’s your price to go on a silent meditation retreat for one year? — Follow Zach Sherwin: Instagram: @zachsherwin The Crossword Show — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Writer, Podcaster and Mental Health Advocate, Allison Raskin, joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to exclusively use the font "Comic Sans" on all future emails, written documents, etc.?  What’s your price to not leave a Dollar Tree for one year?  What’s your price to not receive any form of emotional counseling (now or in the future)? — Follow Allison Rasking: Allison's New Book: Overthinking About You: Navigating Romantic Relationships When You Have Anxiety, OCD, and/or Depression Instagram: @allisonraskin Instagram: @EmotionalSupportLady Podcast: Just Between Us — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Microsoft Research Scientist Maurice Diesendruck joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to depend entirely on coin flips for all yes/no decisions over the next six months? What’s your price to legally change your name to Wuzzles McGee? What’s your price to replace your hands with mind-controlled robotic prosthetics? — Follow Maurice Diesendruck: Microsoft Bio: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/people/mdiesendruck/ Research Paper: https://arxiv.org/abs/2202.02339 — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Podcast Producer George Kimmel joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to have your mouth sewn shut for three months? What’s your price to only consume shows, movies, and music that aren't in English? What’s your price to  live in a zoo exhibit, naked, for one year? — Follow George Kimmel: Instagram: @george_kimmel Podcasts: TigerBelly Podcast w/ Bobby Lee & Khalyla Bad Friends w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee Trash Tuesday w/ Annie, & Esther, & Khalyla — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Mike Glazer joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to only speak in rhymes (for 6 months)? What’s your price to never smoke/consume weed again? What’s your price to  live in a zoo exhibit, naked, for one year? — Follow Mike Glazer: Instagram: @glazerboohoohoo Podcast: Weed and Grub — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Comedian Rachel Scanlon joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What’s your price to enter a medically induced coma for 3 years? What’s your price to never tell a joke again? What’s your price to never drink any liquid again except for water? — Follow Rachel Scanlon: Instagram: @rachelsafety New Podcast: I Love You -Rachel Scanlon  — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

Economist Noah Johnson joins Lindsay and Aron to consider: What's your price to never use a knife again? What's your price to tattoo your phone number on your forehead (must remain for 2 years)? What's your price to rob a Starbucks? — We want to know YOUR prices! Fill out our audience poll and sign up for newsletter updates at humanvaluespodcast.com

A debate show that refuses to shy away from life’s greatest questions. You know, like how much one should be paid to eat a sponge in the middle of Times Square. Blindfolded. While listening to Enya. Each week, join Lindsay Hicks and Aron Reuben Korney as they as they sit down with the world’s greatest minds to talk through the world’s strangest hypotheticals. Will they waste this opportunity? You be the judge.