Hypothetigals

We discuss the useless powers of superheroes, as well as some of their mundane everyday problems. From the hulk only getting big when aroused to spiderman have premature web ejaculation - they are really just humans in suits.

“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.” - Benjamin Franklin. And we are doing neither of those things! Kate gets very passionate about her Shower Beanie® creation and Karen can't get passed a good ol' finger forking.

We are baring all now we are back and with a brand new format. From falling into a "bush", weighing yourself in tighty whities to new sports we vouch for at the 2024 Olympics.

Now we've seen somethings... No not the mythical type, but certainly all things weird and wonderful! From a white cotton glove wearing driver to a dusk tree root digger. And to celebrate this, we thought we would share some of our theories on these situations that probably should be left unexplained. But here goes...

Spaghetti starts a pasta war, Sir Pickleton III wants to establish a pickle monarchy on the moon and you can choose any animal for your assistant. It's rapid round time again, tell us your theories!

We are back for another rapid round! In this episode, we discuss our signature wrestler move, if we were a chip flavour creator, the random loss of gravity and the sassiest vegetable. So there is something for everything with our latest episode of Hypothetigals.

We absolutely love a drag show, and who doesn't?! So we thought to celebrate Pride Month we would release our inner diva or divo. Thrusting, magic and cleaning are all involved. We slayed our drag queen and king alter egos.

If you were to combined two animals to make the ultimate hybrid - what would you choose? From domestic pets such as a fashionista guinea turt to wild creatures such as a ploth. You get the gist!

If we were to predict the next TikTok trends - what would that look like? We talk about interpretive dance, reliving our childhoods, pimped up banana bread and stare or tongue-offs. Safe to say, we're still not trending.

We talk about all the important things here on Hypothetigals... like how to woo someone if you were a frog or whether Bigfoot actually has big feet. And what about if an asteroid was coming to earth and we had to restart civilisation - what tasty treat would we bring with us versus what food combination debate are we willing to live with. All the serious topics in one place!

If you were to leave or quit your job, what would be your fabulous exit vs your ugly departure. Think fire alarm sprinkler dance number and chopper ladder farewell or prawns in the aircon vents and passive aggressive video messages for months. Smoke bomb, we're out!

Love isn't easy, especially when one of your loved ones turns into a zombie. So we are asking the tough questions as to whether or not you'd kill them? We find out some hard truths and are we willing to risk it all for love, that is the tasty brain teaser for this episode.

Move over Easter Bunny - the jig is up! If we were to replace the rabbit for another character delivering chocolate goodies, what character would we pick? Arthur the Axolotl and Fannie Ann the Easter fish are just a couple of the ideas sprung to mind.

We are now working with the ChatGPT. Think random hypotheticals such as powering a generation with pickled gherkins or how ointment could run a marathon. Thanks to you our listeners and the AI system, our hypothetical situations get weirder than ever before.

We'll be honest, our brains are fried from thinking of hypotheticals every week. So this week we are playing a game of hypothetical ChatGPT roulette. Thanks to our listeners who submitted random words like porcupine, thongs and chin hair - that make up the next 30+ minutes of magical random content!

If you make one body part have super hero powers - what body part would you choose and what powers would it have? We have magic fingers that heat up food and crutches for legs so Kate can finally know what it's like to be a real life giant.

If you were World leader, what would you change? We talking dance parties to keep things fun, panda orgies for conservation and of course the serious stuff like equity. But all jokes aside, happy international women's day you fabulous creatures!

The bonus round is back! From scrapping 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck to being turned into an inanimate object. Things get a little dirty.

Soul mates can be found in all different places and in all different forms. But what better place to find your bestie than at a tailored-made secret society where you share a common interest! From sniffers who hang out the front of candle shops to those who love the feeling of their socks coming off in bed. To celebrate Valentine's Day + two , we discuss what our secret societies could look like.

Now the human body is already pretty cool - but what if you had wings, gills or even say a super huge tongue. Who knows how our bodies will evolve into the future. We test some of those theories and modifications out.

This is the bodily sounds remix! If you could change sound of a bodily noise... what would you choose? We are talking sneezing, coughing, burping, farting and snoring! Think the melodic tones of an opera singer or warning sound of a truck backing up.

If you had to tell the truth or lie for the rest of your life... what would you pick? Now you might think the answer would be easy.  But when it comes to needing the loo or simply telling someone what you ate... it gets complicated. Tell us what you think... or lie about it!

We promised we would come back to those People's Choice submissions we didn't choose for a full episode. So this is a rapid round where we discuss all your hypotheticals. From how a centaur would spoon in bed to parallel universe versus changing the future. We can't wait to hear more of your hypotheticals this year.

We go back and recap some of your hypotheticals over the past ten episodes... Some of your ideas you've won us over... others we loathe. But either way we love you and so glad you continue join us on this crazy ride which is Hypothetigals.

It's time for the Hypothetigals to talk about a festivus for the rest of us! We've been inspired by George Costanza's dad, Frank, in Seinfeld who created a new holiday to be celebrated as an alternative to Christmas. So instead we are celebrating all things denim, the sun, blooming flowers, marshmallows - you name it, it's on the table. Let's drop it like it's hot and tell us what you think!

Christmas is coming which got us thinking... If we were to create a festival or festive season from scratch - what would it be and what would it look like? We celebrate all things denim, the sun, Nerf guns and more. Drop it like it's hot and tell us what you think!

For once in our lives, we did some research just to fill in some gaps of the latest episode. And no we couldn't find out if flies get homesick, but we did learn how long they live, why they like the heat and if they don't mind a gentle tap on that butt of theirs.

Ever wonder whether or not those pesky little critters with wings get homesick when they hitch a car ride? Well we try solve the mystery one fly spank at a time.

So we have a Karen amongst us. We haven't been trying to hide it, but jeez does she live up to that name... horribly! But if you were to embrace your inner "Karen", what would be your signature move? I want to speak to the... HypothetiKarens!

Now we haven't tried to hide it, but as you know - one of the hosts of the show is named Karen. And while we shouldn't be going on the record saying this... she lives up the name. She lives up to it horribly - but we want to know if you embraced your inner "Karen", what would be your signature move?

Honey, I shrunk to 5cm tall... now what? Well where do we start... you can ride your pet dog, climb into people's mouths or you can actually do something with your life and become a documentary filmmaker or assassin. The options appear endless, despite some of your shortcomings.

The next two episodes you are going to get to know your hosts more than you have ever before. But of course in a completely hypothetical kind of way. Now Kate regularly lies about her height and claims she is a tall person trapped in a small person's body. But what would happen if you were actually only 5cm tall?

You are in for a great session... nose picking session that is! Now everyone picks their nose, but if you were to pick your nose - where would be the best locations? We discuss the dilemmas of the good ol' hunt in the car to the most time efficient spots. But we would love to hear from you on where your favourite location is... for research and helping each other purposes only of course. We're in this together.

Disclaimer: This upcoming episode we discuss bodily functions and we take no responsibility if it causes you to dry-heave. Hypothetigals, turned self-help podcast, gives you advice on if you were to pick your nose… what are the best locations. We pick apart the location details and your disposal options. Tune in this Wednesday for all the snotty details. Sorry, not sorry.

With all this stormy weather it's hard not to think about what you'd discover at the end of a rainbow? Hypothetigals are thinking something along the lines of a RuPaul musical with all your favourite larger than life characters, plus much much more. But we'll let you be the judge.

Have you ever tried to reach the end of the rainbow?  And if you got there, would you find a pot of gold or would it be something different? Well for Hypothetigals, it's never that simple - think Care Bears, musical dance party and a dark twist.

Quite often we get distracted on the podcast by how hungry we are... so enough is enough it's about time an edible steering wheel was created. So if you had to choose a pizza topping for a steering wheel, what would you pick? Think this would simple? Well, it's not!  We discuss juicy, slimy and smelly details.

There are so many pizza toppings to choose from these days... But it's not so easy when you are picking that topping to be converted into a life-size steering wheel. From flimsy capsicum to hazardous pepperoni, what would be your choice?

If you ate mermaid, what would it taste like? We go back to one of our first hypotheticals, which we have spent hours chatting about. From taste testing the tail versus the body and what would be the best way to prepare. We talk about the "science" behind animals like platypus nuggets to climate and how they could be swimming around already half cooked. Tune in and follow us on Spotify.

If you ate mermaid, what would it taste like? From salmon with crispy onion flavour bombs to sea cucumber wrapped in seaweed.

When we think of ghosts, we think of night... But what do they get up to during the day? In this Halloween special, we chat about the slobby nature of these entities to their new found focus on wellness. You'll hear it all and we'd be frightened to know what you think, Hypothetighouls! Follow Hypothetigals on Spotify.

Hypothetighouls are you ready for a Halloween special? 👻 This is not for the faint-hearted as we will find out what ghosts really get up to during the day.

Have you ever wondered if aliens visited earth, would they be here for good or evil? Well, we chat about all the possibilities and to be honest we think the mystery is solved. But it may not be what you think... all evidence based of course! From shapeshifting into the family pet to an alien exchange program, we unpack it all. Tune in and follow us on Spotify.

If aliens were visited earth, would they be here for good or evil? From hosting our family pet bodies to being on an alien exchange program, we unpack it all.

You know those weird-ass conservations you have with your friends. That's what Hypothetigals is all about. In the podcast series, we chat in way too much detail about a bunch of random and wacky conspiracy theories and musings. Nothing is off the table.