In My Humble Opinion Podcast

Merry festive period to you all!!! Tis the season for a Xmas special with an added bonus…Agony Uncles are back once again to answer the internets most pertinent questions! Topics include pooping standing up, where should I put my vinegar, what that stone in a woman’s bathroom and soooo much more!!!

Well ,well, well… We all have done it, been besmirched by a fellow human to the point we construct terrible revenge upon them! Topics include hiding a cup in a post room, chad glow up, why garden gnomes trousers are always falling down and so much more!

Strike a pose! This week Rob and Paul talk about fashion! Be it from the past or modern times, the boys cover it all. What should come back or what can stay in the past. Also, what has Rob seen people wearing on his commute to work! Topics include iPhone codpiece, Christina Aguilera, a pear shaped ma so so much more!

Hear ye, hear ye! There be talk of witches afoot! Join Rob and Paul in this episode as they discuss the witch trials! Topics include Von Shlongs, are baskets made of trees, urinal etiquette, old people bruises and so much moreth! BURN BABY BURN!

Here it is, the second part of the “This is your life” two year anniversary special. Listen to the choicest cuts of the podcasts past. Laugh, cry, remember. Two years and still here. Will Rob and Paul make it another two years? Follow to find out!

Would you have ever guessed it! It’s the podcasts TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! On this special look back over the years our host presents some of the pods best stories from the choicest episodes! Get all nostalgic and laugh again! Enjoy!!!

The premise is simple… Rob and Paul give two people’s names and then talk it out to decide WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT! It’s that old playground game come to life!!!Topics include, Nigella Lawson Latino, Nigel Farages cemetery teeth, what has an Orca actually done, legless or armless and so much more! It will hurt your sides with all the laughing you’ll do!

In this episode Rob and Paul combine product review’s and restaurant reviews! Each with hilarious outcomes! Topics include Willy cage, what to do if you’re circled by ants, did anything else happen in the Algarve and so much more!!!

SOME AUDIO FEEDBACK THROUGHOUT THE EPISODE! Join Rob and Paul on a journey through history as they make major discoveries via ancient and modern curses! Topics include sad superman, bad Chicago accents, mummy hand paper weights, was Jesus’s nan from Liverpool and so much more!!!

What happens when there is no time to record? Does IMHO just give up? Churn out another “Greatest hits”? No they adapt… This week is a special one off episode of Snore. Six tales craftily interwoven around two topics, Ghosts and Curses. This episode parodies a much greater Podcast “Lore”, an amazing series of crafted tales about humanity and the paranormal. All credit goes to Aaron Mahnke for the format. We love the show! Don’t sue us!

The pilot was a success! So the offices of In My Humble Opinion bring you the first full episode of Bros before woes! Ollie has signed up to a new dating app, the boys discover a secret in their flat and Jamie gets a job. If you enjoy sitcoms like Peep Show, Bottom or the Inbetweeners then this is definitely for you! Let the podcast know you love it by messaging or sharing the insta @humbleopinions_podcast

Hello fellow “humans” this week the boys discuss alien abductions again! This time Paul regales Rob with some lesser known stories. Topics include Stop Oil and the hummus debacle, how many miles is a farm, space Jam and the problem with Sonia from Eastenders. This and so utterly much more! Bleep blorp bloop…

In this manic episode Paul and Rob had noble intentions to regale you all with more stories of woe from the depths of the internet… However, a particular story proves as a sticking point for the boys and becomes the single longest story in the podcasts history. Topics include nomming on a kidney, TRY THIS! making a return, the most messed up story a person can think of and so much more!

At the IMHO offices Rob and Paul have been brainstorming new ideas. This is the child of one of them. Introducing the first IMHO sitcom! We introduce you to two down and out, occasionally smutty flatmates Jamie and Ollie. They navigate their lives on a whim trying to make sure they have enough rent for the month for their grumpy landlord. Enjoy the show…

Join Rob and Paul on dizzy alcohol fueled episode chronicling the public’s worst exploits when “on the sauce”!Topics include grumpy toads, wardrobe toilet, getting the sacred back door key privileges, the worst male ever and so very much more!!!

This is your episode! You sent in things you hate and wanted to chuck into the abyss of Room 101 never to be seen again! Topics include train driver sandwich, FaceTime with random family members, dogs are better then people and cats are not and so very much more!

We all have secrets, we carry them with us on a daily basis and guard them with our lives… However, some of us can’t quite keep them and decide to broadcast these truths on the internet!!! Rob and Paul go through some good and some utterly terrible secrets from across the web! Topics include “hubby custard”, how to lie to get in the newspaper, leaving an argument because you let your bowels go and so much more! Enjoy this because this is pure gossip!

Rob and Paul are back and predicted that you will love this episode! Ever read something and go “I bet that’ll happen!” You my friend are the prime target for this show! Good predictions and bad predictions from history are scrutinised by our humble hosts. Topics include Fire bread (or toast), sports almanacs, floods and the rich and so very very much more!

Rob and Paul are back to solve the most pressing questions the internet can muster! Topics include the best way to eat dirt, the amount of stock in a child the parents hold, the perfect amount of time needed to cut a man’s hair (and cheat on his partner) and so very much more! Always funny, always close the edge, always “humble”.

In this terrifying episode Paul reads out some scary stories from the depths of the internet! Stories that seem real but can’t be, can they!? Topics include crab walking women, seeing the wrong specialist, not trusting anyone who uses a laptop for social media messaging and a cautionary tale about internet safety! This will make your pinkies curl!

Hello,hello, hello! Rob and Paul are delving back into the gold mine that is first dates! Modern relationships are hard and the boys discuss some of the most awkward dates this side of, I dunno, the first time they did this! Topics include pooping behind a bin, what is a “state fair”, when to give your resumé out while dating and so very much more!

So, it appears Paul did not plug his headset in fully meaning the audio is a little… off. However, as the episode is still hilarious Rob and Paul bring you PHOBIAS! Topics include reading the ingredients on a shampoo bottle, do you like butter, Robs suggestion of a new structure to how a year works and so much more!

Have you ever bought anything online but wanted to check the reviews first? Rob and Paul discuss some of the most strange and hilarious reviews the internet has to offer! Topics include buying bath toys for your mother-in-law, bidet etiquette and aftercare, the looming threat of large ships and so very, very much more! This one should not be missed!

Paul and Rob hit the ground running this week with Jobs that do longer are needed! Topics include yogurt ladies, what you can find in a sewer, being hoodwinked in medieval England and so much more!

We are back! Season 2 of the critically acclaimed IMHO kicks off by discussing the disturbing children’s book Struwwelpeter, a collection of children’s stories from 19th century Germany! Topics include smug cats, whippng Mary, the right age when you stop putting your hands out when you fall and so much more!

Welcome to the IMHO podcast! One year ago Rob and Paul started chatting nonsense and a year later they still are! Topics include cardboard cutout love, bringing the wall down love, making love to a transit van and so much more…

Welcome one and all to an episode of utter nonsense. Ever thought you had an idea for an invention that could change the world? We’ll keep it to yourself because Paul and Rob have uncovered some of the worst! Topics include sea shoe business man, baby cages, plant pit bra and so much more!!!

Join Rob and Paul on a journey through medical recommendations in human history! Topics include yellow soup, what to put up a butt, badgers eggs and so much more! Honestly, this is a pretty messed up episode! Shame on you humanity, shame on you…

Rob and Paul are back! Business as usual in this episode as they travel the world to bring you more crazy record breakers! Topics include most dangerous sexual position, orange vegetables, forgetful presenters and the meaning of “19” in Covid19! Always funny, never accurate, the In My Humble Opinion way!

So here it is! The closing act on the Noir special. We have followed our hero Jack Turner to the final conclusion. Who will it be? Do you know? Does he know!? Why not listen and find out!

The plot thickens! Join our hapless private investigator as he navigates the intrigue that only a narrative comedy adventure can bring! Remember, Justice only works on Thursdays! Join the mystery on Instagram @humbleopinions_podcast and let us know who you think the murderer is!

Welcome back to 1920s LA where our story continues! Can Jack “Dic” Turner navigate round the players of a seedy crime. Join the story and play along on our social media

Welcome to 1920’s Los Angeles where we will be following a new story of murder, intrigue and constant smoking! The start of an ongoing series of fun where Paul has created a mystery for the unknowing Rob to play! Join the case on our social media and play along!

Something strange is happening at the IMHO Office…Another filler episode? Possibly..?

Ever thought that the cartoon you enjoyed as a child held a deeper, darker meaning? Well that’s what Rob and Paul discuss on this week’s IMHO! Topics include WTF Smurfs!?, Wilma or Betty?, coma mcguffin and so much more!!!

Hi, Jill here. I work for the podcast. Paul and Rob are off searching for more interesting tales from around the world and left me here managing the episode. Topics include a mish-mash of previous episodes best stories. Kind regards. Jill.

They’re back! Those paragons of knowledge and advice giving! Your dear old Agony Uncles! Topics include where an egg was kept, is my baby pregnant and so much more! Don’t miss this one!

Elections, scandals and intrigue! Rob and Paul look at politicians who are 9 times out of 10 not who you think they are! All interjected with some facts about a famous Donald! Topics include, Blunkets blunders, the Prescott Monty, the Kray twins and so much more! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Oh my word it’s been hot recently and in fact Robs audio has been hampered by this… But as the sun shines Rob and Paul’s minds turn to sports, but not any old sports! Topics include drunk hiking, glass and resin, you like that don’t ya and so much more! Extra information about Rob and Paul’s school life is also chucked in for good measure! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Hello, hello, hello! Join Rob and Paul as they tackle some unexplained mysteries! Topics include starlight walks, OJ Simpsons chicken nuggets, genderless bullets and so very much more!!! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Ever think “I wish I could just get rid of that thing that I hate!?” Well this time it’s Paul’s turn to tell Rob a number of things he wishes can be put in the obligatory Room 101, to be forever forgotten! Topics include toddler men, the trouble with supermarkets, etiquette when making a drink And so much more! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Salutations voracious listeners! On Todays episode Rob and Paul discuss words that have been lost to time and should come back again… Because they are well funny! Topics include adultery, messing about by a river, the various names of particular body parts and so much more! Apologies: There are some sound issues in the episode due to technological bugs and stuff but the IMHO team have done their best to clean it up and next week they should be back on track! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Rob and Paul once again dip their toes into the Darwin Awards! Definitely an award you do not want to win! Topics include, Bath salt bridezilla, DIY rocket car, implants explosion and tragically so very much more! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Everyone’s had one, but Rob and Paul share them! Terrible First Dates are the dish of the day! Topics include cake cutting pocket knife, sooo many cats, bagpipes and so so very much more! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Join Rob and Paul on a journey to the question, Why are people abducted by aliens? Paul tells some stories and the boys pick apart these testimonials with their trademark hilarity! Topics include probing for 5 days, redneck discs and so much more!!! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Ever think “I wish I could just get rid of that thing that I hate!?” Well Rob tells Paul a number of things he wishes can be put in the obligatory Room 101, to be forever forgotten! Topics include train nemesis, the difference with tomatoes, is Gail’s the bakery that good? And so much more! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Join Rob and Paul in the greatest story ever told! This is the thrilling conclusion of the adventure epic! What will Serafin do after losing Quill? Will he save the world? You’ll be surprised!!! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Serious questions answered to those in need from your favourite Agony Uncles Rob and Paul! Topics include Vaseline or Benguay, should I take a seagull from the beach, when does a man get his period and so so so much more! This is an episode you cannot miss! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

On todays episode Rob and Paul are passively and directly aggressive to each other as they share with you some monster myths! Topics include blind barbers, fairies or faeries, cyclops or biclops and so much more!!! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast

Due to time restrictions Rob and Paul were unable to record this week… However, what they can bring is a Greatest Hits episode featuring some of the funniest moments from the podcast so far! A great out of context jumping on point for new listeners and a trip down memory lane for those who have been there from the start! Follow for more of the same. Follow us on insta @humbleopinions_podcast & TikTok @InMyHumbleOpinionPodcast