Introduction to Yapanese

Hey guys !!!! We’re backkkk and betterr than ever. Feeling rested and rejuvenated and ready to bless your screens. Today we talk everything from going to space and Kenny’s relentless sex dreams. Join us on another psychobabbling trip through our special yapanese language course. boop. clock that.

We're baaaaackkkkk! We hoped you enjoyed the vlog that came out before this vid did. If you haven't seen it yet, please make sure you go and check it out on Youtube! This episode was really fun to make and was definitely a new experience. Hope you enjoy watching this as much as we did filming it. xoxo

Hold on to your phones because this week we talk crossing off new year's bingo resolutions, SNL 50, and scary men or the killer ?

The way I said at the end of the ep "I hope this uploads", and the fact that it didn't is sooo funny to me. Rest assured, I think the wifi issues that I've been experiencing are done since this is on the internet now. Anyways, we hope you guys enjoy this long awaited ep, since we haven't posted in like 2 weeks lol.

Heeeeeeeeyyyy! How y'all doinggg? Sorry for the late upload this week. I was experiencing some network issues. Anyways, do you guys think you could live without your phones and computers? I genuinely don't think I could. Like I can't even imagine what I would do if I didn't have my phone. Like I guess I could read or something :/

Happy Lunar New Year everyone! The year of the snake has arrived, but we didn't need to wait for there to be actual snakes around us. All jokes aside, we wish all of you a happy new year. May your year be prosperous. May you have good health, good relationships, and good finances.

HIIIIIIIIIIII we're back with another episodeeeeee !!!! Don't forget to hit that like button, subscribe if you haven't already and turn those notifications on !!!! Comment your favourite David Lynch film below... and tune in next week for more yapanese lessons...

TikTok, we will miss you dearly. Thank you for bringing us joy and sadness over the years. This is what I would say if I was living in the US lol. Thank god it's not getting banned in Canada. On another note, please be mindful and demure when you're using Rednote. We are guests on that app. Let's not scare our Chinese friends by freaking them out with some out of pocket comments.

It’s quiet in the studio today. Join me as I try my best to entertain all of you for 55 minutes and 29 seconds straight. Trust me when I say, it's harder than it looks. Anyways, today's outfit, I was trying to give comfy and cozy start to the year, so I decided to wear my sweat set. I wanted to wear something more interesting but I could not for the life of me figure out what to wear. I'm so sorry if you're disappointed in my outfit. I know you people tune in mostly for Mia and I's fashion and today may have been a let down. I will do better in the future... maybe lol

Happy new year everyone! Hopefully 2025 will be good to all of us. Join me and our lovely guests as we talk about diamonds, maids, and pathological liars. This ep was filmed a few weeks ago in preparation for Mia and I's holiday break so don't clock us if there's some old news in this 0w0

Mia is stuck in the North Pole with a weird new boss. Kenny is seeing none other than the Grinch himself. Join us as we talk new engagements and the political and economic state of Canada.

We got miss worldwide in the building today! Join us as we interrogate our production assistant, Arya, on the trials and tribulations of being a well travelled gal. Should we invite her back tho? Her presence was quite disturbing o_o

Let's all hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity before we begin today's episode... Now that that's out of the way, hopefully you guys enjoyed the new location change. It's a little different compared to where we usually film, but it still has the same vibe with the brick wall and all. Not gonna lie, Spotify wrapped this year was kinda underwhelming. I have to say tho, I listened to the AI podcast they made me and that was pretty cool. A bit creepy, but cool.

I still can't believe that flight attendant spat on my face and in my drink. On another note, I really need these lookalike contests to start having contestants who actually look like there celebrity. If they don't, then literally, what is the point?

The OG "make it from scratch" girl is back and better than ever. She's back to bless the warm ass fall I had this year. Now we're rolling on to winter and the one thing we want to know is: were you naughty this year, or were you nice?

Hi lonely! Get your super puffs and mittens out cause it's cuffing season. Do you feel alone, worthless, stripped of your sense of identity? All because of that one dating app? Don't worry, cause me too T_T /ˈdou(ə)rē/

Just because the line is too long, doesn't mean you shouldn't vote. Voting is important people! Anyways, snapchat AI is literally out to get us and it makes me uncomfortable. Like why is it at the very top of my list. Get out. One last thing, we would just like to welcome Taylor Swift to Toronto. We love you and welcome to Tay-ronoto!

Happy belated Halloweekend! If you wore a onesie for your halloween costume this year, do better. If you have any hear me outs, let us know. Or maybe not. Some things are just better kept to yourself. It’s also the dry season now. Make sure to take care of your skin and moisturize. Ps. I tried the body moisturizer Mia recommended and it slays. 10/10

To all the Kpop fans we riize with you to end all abuse in the industry. To all the people chronically online, take a step outside. To our beautiful fans and subscribers we love you and take care of yourselves at this time !!!  And to Netflix you're done. Ps. Cancel Mia in the comments if you’re a blink!

First, we would like to thank Beyoncé. Without her, this podcast wouldn't exist. Second, we would like to thank you guys for watching today's episode! If enjoyed learning about our fursonas, leave a like and comment. See you in the next one ^^ Ps. Peep my dirty stinky smelly feet cuz you’re never seeing them again on camera… love you guys bye [Content warning: Everything we share in the pod including sensitive topics are all based on comedic and speculative purposes,  and our own personal opinions. We understand certain topics shouldn’t be taken lightly and we will work on censoring them for the future.]

Heyyyyyy guys thanks for being a part of our first episode and to many more to come we hope. If you haven't already dont forget to subscribe and follow the socials.