I've Never Heard Of You, Either

...and now...the end is here....and so we face....the final curtain....and assorted other musically impish delights.....

...Kathi and Keith and Lorrie made three/ D I V O R C E.....

...if it weren't for Wynonna and Naomi's no, I would have known no fame and fandom in the Great White North.....O! Canada....

...Bobby may have worn blue velvet, but he skedaddled out with yellow egg on his face....

...Al was sort of my 'six degrees' to Neil Diamond...but only because his dad was the original "jazz singer'....

...c'mon Harold...all those number one country hits and you couldn't find one in my stack you coulda added to your list?.....

...he wrote with Otis Redding....he wrote with Booker T....he played with Ackroyd and Belushi....and he saved me from a boot stomping death....

..I finally had the chance to write with a legend...and what we created together....I honestly don't remember....that's just how good it was.....

....it's not every day that the co-writer of "Dock of the Bay" turns down your wife...and you totally think it's funny.....

...the only Roy Orbison bio that features the stories of a drawer full of money....and a drawer...full of drawers.....

...and just like that... "man that song really kills it" took on a heartbreaking...and hilarious...new meaning....

.....my own personal Obi Wan....who created the hit song that gave Billy a Chubby.....

...Elvis, John, Paul, George, Ringo...Garth....and a stuffed bear....