Jason Werbeloff

At Life Extensions Ltd we guarantee that your death will be painless, or your money back when you’re thawed. And the Cryo Bureau? They won’t suspect a thing… The Cryo Killer is a thrilling sci-fi short that will convince you not to step into the freezer quite yet.

Grandpa doesn’t regret donating his brain to Zoogle. But when Judgment Day arrives and the Vatican possesses the world’s largest search engine, Jesus meddles with Grandpa’s search results. And Grandpa is not impressed. Visiting Grandpa’s Brain is an irreverent sci-fi comedy horror that will dissuade you from keeping your brain anywhere but in your head. Now available in Audiobook, narrated by Marc Ryan Rees. For more short stories written by Jason Werbeloff, check out Obsidian Worlds, an anthology of 11 mind-bending sci-fi shorts. Download from Amazon here: bit.ly/1SxqxS4

In a world ravaged by undead humans, Q46F lives out its days trapped alone in a bunker. Each day since Master died is the same: feed the bunker wall, sing to the dining table in F major, and put the fridge to sleep. But after waiting 27.03 years, obsessive compulsive Q46F hears a signal. A signal from another. Another Q46F. Falling for Q46F is a post-apocalyptic sci-fi comedy short that will melt even a zombie-proof titanium heart. Now available in Audiobook, narrated by Marc Ryan Rees. For more short stories written by Jason Werbeloff, check out Obsidian Worlds, an anthology of 11 mind-bending sci-fi shorts. Download from Amazon here: bit.ly/1SxqxS4

When Harold, not a day over 86, hears that the asteroid is going to hit in 27 days, he doesn’t sink into depression, nor jump off a building, nor move to Hawaii like his neighbors. No, Harold fulfills a dream. Harold decides to open a brothel. F**king Through the Apocalypse is a sci-fi short about loss and redemption … with a hint of fuchsia. Now available in Audiobook, narrated by Marc Ryan Rees. For more short stories written by Jason Werbeloff, check out Obsidian Worlds, an anthology of 11 mind-bending sci-fi shorts. Download from Amazon here: bit.ly/1SxqxS4

Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true. What could possibly go wrong? The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost is an absurdist comedy short. Blue cheese will never taste the same again. Now available in Audiobook, narrated by Marc Ryan Rees. For more short stories written by Jason Werbeloff, check out Obsidian Worlds, an anthology of 11 mind-bending sci-fi shorts. Download from Amazon here: http://bit.ly/1SxqxS4