Jello? Hell No!

H-PAC is back from his lengthy sabbatical with his takes on soccer, dead rabbits, and his new show premiering this fall.

H-PAC talks about Caitlin Clark's popularity, the CHI, and journalism on today's long-awaited show.

H-PAC critiques some commercials and muses on their messages.

H-PAC talks about the troubles associated with shopping as a twenty year old male.

HPAC gripes about his crapped car door and issues in the shower in today's lightning show.

H-PAC recounts his busy weekend, musing on the crappiness of reception music and the great lack of Japanese in Cincinnati.

H-PAC talks Vietnamese wisdom and Scottish-Chinese fusion on today's show.

H-PAC makes his long awaited return today, knocking off the rust and working through the background noise of his car air conditioner to offer up his opinions on sagging pants and the idiots with which Instagram is so liberally suffused.

Seemingly incapable of talking of anything other than food, H-PAC covers the big topics like gluttony, KFC, and eye contact.

HPAC discusses shaking hands and the new Arby's Bacon Sandwich on today's rare Wednesday show.

HPAC talks bad fast food and dead cat on today's show.

H-PAC complains about toothpaste, grown-up wipes, and the resurgence of SPAM.

H-PAC reviews his brutal week.

H-PAC talks Nutella, smooth walking, and Spent in today's show.

H-PAC touches on a few light items before having to shut things down abruptly because of people showing up.

H-PAC reviews some of the events from his long hiatus with the aid of his computer, which is now well.

HPAC talks low gas prices and even lower ratings for MNF.

HPAC airs his grievances like Frank Costanza, covering topics from fantasy to his evil smelling car.

HPAC tells a bizarre story from his childhood.

HPAC talks White Wednesday and cats in the pantry.

HPAC offers up his musings on Thanksgiving, mozzarella, and shampoo.

HPAC speculates about homeless people, charity, and happiness on today's show.

Today, HPAC gets real about self-love, heartbreak, and cuisine.

HPAC gets real about dogs, lemurs, and marmosets.

HPAC goes off in today's show, covering topics from victimhood and blueberries to bratwurst and (golden) bachelors.

HPAC talks about snacks.

HPAC digs into an artful display of hors d'oeuvres today on the show, not missing topics like Twizzlers, Peacock, and the return of clothes.

HPAC digs into the deceits of the road.

HPAC recounts a traumatic driving experience.

HPAC gets real about his problems with bland food, before expressing his opinion about the real reason for the British Empire.

Today's show is a short one, yet HPAC finds the time to talk about social media, football, and the possibility of imprisoned presidential nominees.

HPAC digs into his hatred for Jello, before touching on the Maui wildfires and his chess tournament this past Saturday.

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