Jest Business | Corporate Satire, Business Humour

I listened to Sundar Pichai with a dictionary… and still needed a translator.In this episode, I take on one of the most powerful voices in tech—CEO of Google—and break down what his AI, Gemini, and innovation talk actually means in plain English.From “multi-modal frontier models” to “AI platform shift,” I translate corporate jargon into something you and I can actually understand.Somewhere along the way, I realised something uncomfortable about how CEOs communicate—and why clarity is not the goal.If you care about AI, business communication, or just want to survive your next corporate meeting, this one’s for you.Also, yes… there’s a lasagna involved.IN THIS EPISODE 00:00 | Pichai Clip: Can You Even Understand This?00:30 | Jargon → Real English (Finally Makes Sense)00:59 | What “Gemini Era” Actually Means for You01:27 | “Layered Innovation” Explained Like Real Life02:15 | AI Platform Shift: Why It Impacts Your Work02:35 | Gemini & AI Models Without the Confusion03:34 | Why CEOs Talk So You Don’t Understand04:07 | Speak Clearly (Without Sounding Like Pichai)Sponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.com Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul |phondke |522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success.

I was about to disrupt quick commerce… until the government ruined my plan. So naturally, I pivoted to starting an airline.In this episode of The Jest Business, I share my breakthrough ideas in airline pricing strategy - from business class upgrades without perks to finally monetising the middle seat in economy class. If you’ve ever been confused by airline ticket pricing, seat selection fees, and endless airline add-ons, trust me… there’s a method to the madness.This is my masterclass in dynamic pricing, airline upselling, and creative revenue models.After this episode, every airline upgrade and boarding pass fee will suddenly make perfect sense. ✈️IN THIS EPISODE00:00 | Why My Startup Pivoted to an Airline00:43 | The Real Innovation in Airlines (It’s Not Planes)01:14 | The Sneaky Business Class Upgrade Trick02:12 | How Airlines Charge for Everything03:04 | Why Economy Passengers Still Pay More03:16 | The “Priority Toilet Access” Seat Strategy03:37 | My Plan to Monetise the Middle Seat04:20 | Pitching Investors My Airline Idea04:35 | More Airline Pricing Tricks Coming SoonSponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.com Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul |phondke |522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of succes

In this Episode, Paddy takes jabs at India’s underrated contribution to business culture: corporate jargon. The innovative Indian phrases that make emails shorter and meetings funnier.From “pre-pone” and “time-pass” to “do the needful”, this is a most polite roast of office culture and how Indian English makes corporate life more efficient (and entertaining).Let’s recognise it. Let’s celebrate it. And… let’s ‘do the needful.’IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Teaser(00:56) India's Secret Takeover of Corporate Jargon(02:13) Word That Confuses the World?(02:37) What Are You Doing? Time Pass!(03:05) 3 Words That Run Indian Offices(03:31) "The Same": Two Words to Rule All Emails(04:38) "I Passed Out of College" (Sounds Dangerous)(05:25) India: The Out of Station Nation(06:08) Celebrate the HustleSponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.com Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul -phondke -522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. 

Ever wondered how not to work with vendors… In this episode, Paddy, a fresh faced vendor gives a masterclass in corporate villainy. The kind that makes procurement teams clap and finance departments weep with joy.From demanding epic-length proposals, to strategic ghosting, to stretching payment terms so far they enter the multiverse. This is a satirical look at how big companies squeeze suppliers like toothpaste at the end of the month.IN THIS EPISODE00:00 | Introduction00:22 | Proposals? Yes, Make Them Extra Long and Boring 00:38 | Ghost Your Vendor00:53 | Turn Payments into a Psychological Thriller01:12 | Design Invoice Systems That Look Like Escape Rooms 01:33 | Keep Pointing Out Errors Till They Want to Die02:47 | Kill Vendor's Cash Flow03:32 | Pro Tip: Finishing MoveSponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.com Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul |phondke |522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success

I almost built India’s fastest 8-minute delivery startup… and the Government shut it down before launch.In this episode, I walk you through my very real (and slightly ridiculous) journey into the Indian startup ecosystem, from spotting a “market gap” during paneer makhani prep to pitching venture capital investors who loved my plan to out-Blinkit Blinkit.We talk quick commerce, VC funding logic, startup losses, infrastructure scaling, and how tech founders convince themselves they’re 20% smarter than everyone else.If you’re into tech startups, entrepreneurship, startup funding, or India’s delivery wars, this one will feel painfully familiar.And yes, I explain exactly how an 8-minute business model almost became my big break.IN THIS EPISODE00:00 | The Startup Idea I Almost Raised VC Money For01:07 | Why 8-Minute Delivery Could’ve Beaten Blinkit01:44 | The “Market Research” That Changed My Business Plan03:15 | Naming It, Framing It, and AB Testing Like a Real Founder03:54 | The 20% Bigger Infrastructure Strategy (And the Risks)04:30 | Why VCs Loved the Losses — Until Policy Killed It05:59 | What This Taught Me About Startups, Hype & RealitySponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.com Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul |phondke |522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. 

Sorry to break it to you… but the most honest cover letter you’ve ever written is probably also the most unemployable one.In this episode, I talk about my long, painful relationship with cover letters—and how AI quietly ruined (and exposed) the whole hiring game. I walk you through my journey of watching recruiters, candidates, and algorithms outsmart each other in the modern job application circus. From AI-written cover letters to recruiters using AI to read them, this is what hiring looks like now—and why sincerity is suddenly back in fashion.I share three very questionable strategies for writing a cover letter in the age of AI, ethics, and resume keyword obsession. If you’re navigating job search, hiring, or recruitment in 2025, this episode might help—or get you blacklisted. Either way, you’ll never look at a cover letter the same way again.IN THIS EPISODE00:00 | Why cover letters exist — and why you hate them  01:22 | How AI quietly broke the cover letter game  02:26 | Trick #1: The fastest way to stand out instantly  03:03 | Trick #2: Using AI without getting caught  03:34 | Trick #3: Radical honesty recruiters don’t expect  04:19 | Extra tricks recruiters secretly fall for  Sponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.com Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul |phondke |522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. 

I didn’t expect our guest to roast half the marketing industry… but wow, Prantik went for it.In this episode, Rahul and I sit down with the only man I know who’s been an employee, entrepreneur, investor… and still humble enough to call himself an “accidental founder.”We dive into why “digital transformation” is the most abused phrase in business, how agencies accidentally sabotage themselves, and what actually matters in the age of AI.Plus: hilarious tales of bad clients, entitled hires, and a half-million-dollar ad that sold… absolutely nothing.If you’ve ever worked in corporate, agency life, or the startup grind, you’re going to feel seen.IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) The one thing every boardroom desperately needs(01:42) Meeting the man who’s done it all (twice)(03:40) The surprising decision that changed everything(08:11) How a low point turned into a breakthrough(10:09) Government job stories you won’t expect(13:49) The human skill AI can’t touch(15:38) The pitch that shocked a business school(19:51) When training people becomes… a plot twist(20:21) The hiring dilemma nobody warns you about(22:02) The marketing myth we all fall for(22:32) A client request that defies logic(23:07) Digital transformation… decoded without jargon(26:52) The messy truth behind client–agency drama(33:07) A final truth bomb on business and humourSponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.com Our Guest - Prantik Mazumdar | Chairperson | TiE SingaporePrantik is an entrepreneur & venture investor and acts as a Digital Transformation Catalyst in organizations to drive sustainable change and impact.He started his entrepreneurial journey with Happy Marketer in 2011 where he spent a decade building & scaling up one of the best and most awarded independent digital marketing services firm in the region that served brands like Standard Chartered Bank, Income, Great Eastern Life, INSEAD amongst many of its prestigious clients.Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17/Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success.

How do you keep a straight face when a bank CEO tries to convince you that 3.8 million fake accounts were actually “proactively opened”?This episode had me and Paddy sitting across from “Rex Worthington II” - a man who genuinely believes perception is reality, fines are just a cost of doing business, and a $175M ad campaign can magically erase money-laundering allegations.From secret family naming rituals to a marathon-running father who somehow had a “debilitating heart attack,” to defending clients who happen to be… drug cartels, this conversation spiralled into the most absurd masterclass on corporate spin we’ve ever hosted. Tune in now!IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) When two negatives suddenly become your Monday motivation(01:18) The one thing leaders forget… until it bites them(02:02) Why scandals are the gift that keeps on giving (sadly)(04:05) Meeting a CEO who’s far too important for this podcast(08:54) The art of bending reality… one phrase at a time(11:34) How excuses become policies in corporate life(14:07) Why every scandal needs a convenient health story(17:41) What “high-net-worth client” really means (brace yourself)(23:25) How to fix reputational damage… the CEO way(25:16) Marketing budgets that conveniently solve everything(28:34) Perception vs reality - and why the former always wins(31:34) Your turn: send us the absurdities YOU want exposedSponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.com Our Guest - NeerajAn environmentalist by profession and a performer at heart, he has embraced Singapore’s vibrant arts scene through English and Hindi stage productions. His voice has featured in numerous voiceovers, including the Hindi audio guide at the Indian Heritage Centre. Neeraj has also appeared in two Singapore-made short films and several TV commercials for STB, HPB, NEA, and Sentosa Development Corp.Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17/Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty |six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success.

What happens when a billionaire’s heir swaps balance sheets for a camera lens?In this episode of The Jest Business Podcast, Paddy and I sit down with Veeru Murugappan, founder of Coromandel Productions - and yes, part of that Murugappan family - to talk about the wild world of corporate video production. From getting scammed by a cameraman named Richard Sample (yes, really) to filming with Sachin Tendulkar and sharks, Veeru’s stories are straight out of a satire on the creative industry.We also take a hilarious detour into how corporate videos are made… and why they look nothing like real offices. If you’ve ever sat through one, you’ll want to hear this.IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Meet the man who ditched legacy for lenses(01:51) What happens when privilege meets purpose?(04:14) A 100-year-old secret to giving back(06:52) Inside the chaos (and comedy) of production life(08:33) When clients say We love it, but can you cut the price?(10:49) The cameraman who vanished—with all the footage(14:49) How friendships implode when money’s on the table(16:26) The one question every husband fears most(17:27) Sharks, cricketers, and unexpected detours(17:41) The most ridiculous client request ever made(18:23) Why exposure doesn’t pay the bills(18:23) The sponsor who regretted hitting ‘transfer’(21:42) What corporate videos really say about your company(22:27) If corporate life were a film, this would be it(30:28) One last laugh—and a serious takeawaySponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos.Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.comRahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17/Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success.

What happens when greed walks into a boardroom wearing a suit?In this episode of the Jest Business Podcast, Paddy and I dig into the absurd side of corporate greed - from a baseball star who refused $12 million to bankers who call “ripping off clients” just another Tuesday. We throw in a few role plays, some sharp punchlines, and a lot of uncomfortable truths.If you love a good laugh with a side of reality check, this one’s for you!IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Who says business can’t be funny?(02:52) Compliance Workshops That Kill - Death by PowerPoint?(04:34) Role Play 1: Gil Meche’s 12M “No Thanks”(13:10) Role Play 2: Greg Smith’s Exit Drama(16:29) Recruitment Reality Check - How to hire the truly money-minded(17:25) Low Risk or High Risk? Because greed always loves a gamble(21:45) Sick Grandmother or Money? Tough choices. Easy answers.(22:59) Lottery Ticket Morality Test - 17.5 million reasons to rethink loyalty(24:02) Who’s Your Hero? Hint: Not Gandhi.(26:45) Conclusion - Greed: the gift that keeps on givingSponsor: Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productions YouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518 Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductions Website: coromandel-productions.comRahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17/Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty |six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. It’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success.

This founder skipped college, tried to buy Gemini, and claims to be building immortality!On this episode of The Jest Business, Paddy and I sit down with “Samrat Chakravarti,” the so-called serial entrepreneur behind EtherChain. He tells us how his startup plans to turn human memories into NFTs, why making losses is a badge of honour, and why he hires only people with no experience. From SPACs to Rafael Nadal’s forehand, his journey is a hilarious take on the world of startups, venture capital, and AI in business. If you’re curious about startup culture, entrepreneurship, and the absurd side of tech founders, this episode will keep you laughing all the way!IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Why startups are really just “start-downs”(03:29) Meet the world’s most outrageous “entrepreneur”(05:10) The funding shortcut no one admits to taking(07:17) A business model too crazy to believe(08:16) Tech jargon or scam? You decide(11:14) Can money buy celebrity memories?(15:06) When ambition outgrows technology itself(16:56) Zero users, infinite confidence(07:42) Why losing money makes you a “visionary”(20:32) The bizarre logic behind startup hiring(21:37) How to “pay” without paying(24:09) Marketing hacks only a mad genius could tryOur Guest: Amit RayAmit is an alumnus of IIM Calcutta and the founder of CrazyTok, a ‘new media’ content marketing firm focused on podcast and YouTube production for CxOs, founders, and business owners.Prior to founding CrazyTok, he worked at a mix of mature and fast-growing organizations, most recently at Grab and Uber. He has worked in India, the Philippines, and the US and currently lives in Singapore with his wife, son, and dog, Pepper.https://www.linkedin.com/in/amitray/Coromandel ProductionsAt Coromandel Productions, we aim to showcase human interest & heart-warming stories from all walks of life. We do this through short films, documentaries, sports television, corporate films, feature based content & promotional videos. Instagram: instagram.com/coromandel_productionsYouTube: www.youtube.com/@coromandelproductions518Vimeo: vimeo.com/coromandelproductionsWebsite: coromandel-productions.comRahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17/Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty |six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak & boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self |deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting & thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

Could the compliance training actually be the highlight of your week?In this episode of The Jest Business, we tackle conflict of interest, the kind of thing that usually shows up in compliance training slides no one reads. We turn it into a full-blown comedy workshop, complete with role plays, ridiculous scenarios, and a moral compass who takes himself way too seriously. From free tennis lessons to dodgy pen purchases, nothing escapes our satire. By the end, you might even enjoy a compliance quiz… yes, really.IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Workplace Rules Gone Wrong (Not What You Expect)(00:30) Why are we talking about this boring topic again? (Oh, wait - we made it funny.)(00:44) Is Conflict of Interest even interesting… to anyone?(01:57) What if someone thinks conflict just means office gossip?(03:16) Why does training always feel longer than the job itself?(03:54) Roleplay happened. No one was ready. Still iconic.(09:57) Can someone explain these rules like we’re five? Because we’re lost.(15:27) How do you follow every rule and still look suspicious?(18:07) What kind of quiz makes you doubt your job and your IQ?(21:21) So we finished the training. Are we ethical now or just confused?Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17/Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty-six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self |deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

What’s the most productive thing you’ve ever done… by email?In this episode, we go all-in on the “email extravaganza.” Not the useful stuff, but the real reasons corporate emails exist. From looking busy without working, to humble-bragging, to the fine art of CC’ing just the right people, we break down the hidden tactics everyone’s seen (and maybe used). We also share our top 10 ways to misuse email for maximum personal benefit… without technically breaking the rules. If your inbox is full, this one’s for you.IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) The Email Tricks Everyone Uses (But No One Admits)(00:46) Ever looked at email stats and felt personally attacked?(02:42) One guy still thinks emails fix everything.(04:31) Two “real” uses… that no one really uses(05:39) This is where email becomes a sport(06:09) What if looking busy was the whole point? (06:36)  How to Politely Throw Someone Under the Email Bus?(08:07)  Share the Chaos. CC with Confidence.(09:06) Be Vague. Stay Safe. Never Take the Blame.(09:31) Is it sharing... or just showing off? You decide.(10:23) What happens when you send emails just for fun? (Chaos)(12:20) Why do the weirdest habits feel totally normal at work?(24:35) Can you turn inbox chaos into strategy? Yep-The ultimate guide to inbox mischief. Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17/Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty |six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self |deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

Why do we have 16 people on a Zoom call just to decide the font size on a slide?Rahul and I have both sat through too many of those meetings. The ones that go in circles, where nobody wants to decide, but everyone wants to be heard. So in this episode, we decided to break it down: why corporate decision-making feels like a slow dance in quicksand.We talk about the silent politics, the endless decks, and the mysterious art of socialising an idea. If you’ve ever left a call wondering what just happened, this one’s for you.IN THIS EPISODE(00:40) Funniest Philanthropy Set You’ve Seen(03:17) Chaos Enters with Bottoms Up(04:11) Strategy Meeting or Stand-Up Show?(05:41) Going Glocal… But What’s That?(07:00) Everyone’s Adapting, Nobody’s Agreeing(08:58) The Throne You Didn’t Ask For(13:22) Three Strategies, No Clear Plan(15:26) Stickers Decide the Future. Seriously.(17:28) Project Joke Becomes Project Real(20:00) What Was This Meeting Again?(20:30) How to Survive the MadnessRahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17/Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty |six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self |deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

Ever wondered why meetings always feel like a circus, but without the entertainment?In this episode, Rahul and I dive into the hilarious chaos of corporate meetings, role-playing six unforgettable characters who derail every discussion. From Hijack Hassan, who’s stuck in his past glories, to Checked-out Sheena, who's mentally on vacation, we capture exactly why meetings achieve nothing. As hosts of the Just Business podcast, we decode workplace quirks with humour drawn from our years in corporate leadership roles. Tune in—you'll recognise yourself or at least the person next to you!IN THIS EPISODE(00:30) Breaking our own rules today!(02:32) Meet the one everyone secretly dislikes(03:55) Here he comes... Brace yourself!(06:16) Anyone awake out there?(09:06) Confidence level: Off the charts(11:16) Ideas so wild, even we got lost(13:44) Decisions? Yeah, maybe tomorrow…(15:25) Ever wondered why meetings exist?(16:07) HR decoded (or maybe not)(18:25) Guess who's back, again?(19:13) That awkward mid-meeting moment(20:42) Wait, which topic are we on?(21:38) Reinventing the wheel, corporate style(23:02) Can someone please decide?(23:58) We promise, it was worth it!Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you money.Connect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul |phondke |522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty |six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

Ever sat in an interview and thought, “What kind of question is that?”I’ve been there, and in this episode, Paddy and I break down two of the trickiest (and silliest) interview questions you’ll probably face. We role-play the wrong ways to answer them, then show you how to sound smart while saying almost nothing. We also share the sneaky phrases and safe motivators that can help you survive these moments without looking clueless. If you’ve ever wondered what to say when they ask, “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” this one’s for you.IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Do you feel like every CEO’s vision sounds the same? Wait till you hear this.(02:35) The “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” trap, and how to (not) fall for it(05:55) Want the job? Here’s how sucking up might just backfire(09:40) The gold-standard answer that sounds smart but says nothing(11:40) How to sound hot and cold at the same time in your interview(14:25) What REALLY motivates you? (Careful, they don’t want the truth)(19:20) “I’m a Zen monk in a suit.” The ultimate corporate interview hack(23:50) Can you really fake purpose in an interview? Watch this trick(27:25) The final cheat codes you’ll wish you knew before your next interviewRahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty-six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/—-About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

Ever been in a meeting that felt like it would never end? Yeah, me too.In this episode, Rahul and I dive into the wild, weird world of corporate meetings—the ones that drag, the ones that go nowhere, and the ones that somehow still involve chanting mantras. Through a bunch of hilarious roleplays, we bring to life some of the most painfully familiar scenarios from our work lives. From “planning for the planning meeting” to the “customer chant,” nothing’s off the table.If you’ve ever suffered through a 3-hour business planning session or stood through a morning briefing before your coffee, this one’s for you.IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Coming up(00:33) Ever survived a meeting that rhymed? Wait till you hear this.(01:43) The real reason every “short” meeting turns into a time vortex.(05:08) Weekly meetings… with chants? Welcome to Alpha Beta Pipes.(07:55) A hydration hack that might just save your life (or your eyelids).(09:46) What if coping with meetings came with merch and bingo cards?(10:40) The “planning” meeting that doubles as a sleep aid.(14:25) A PowerPoint so long, it circles back to geography class.(17:30) The exotic offsite that no one asked for (but everyone regrets).(21:38) Early morning, no chairs, daily drills—guess which meeting this is.(24:50) “We love the customer like our child” — and that’s not even the weirdest part.(26:43) The absurd meetings you’ve attended? We want to hear them.Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty-six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/—-About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

“Do you really believe in work-life balance—or just say you do?”I’ve always prided myself on juggling work and play like a pro. But in this episode of Jest Business, Paddy and I dig into the gap between what leaders say about balance... and what they actually do. Playing out a hilarious roleplay between a junior employee and a CEO who’s “always urgent,” we explore the hypocrisy behind late-night emails, the Montgomery Manifesto, and how “urgency” became the corporate excuse for overwork. It’s satire with a little too much truth.Let’s just say—if you’ve ever replied to a midnight email out of fear, this one’s for you.IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Think you’ve nailed work-life balance? Think again.(02:00) Meet the boss who’s always on… even at midnight.(03:45) Workaholic? Or just brilliantly overworked? You decide.(05:00) A company manifesto that belongs on a T-shirt. (06:30) The CEO’s secret weapon: coaching by surprise.(08:30) Midnight emails and corporate contradictions—explained. (11:00) What would you regret on your deathbed? The answer may offend you.(13:45) One meeting missed. One career-defining decision.(16:00) The weirdest equation for employee burnout you’ll ever hear. (18:30) Want 24/7 hustle from your team? Just say this magic phrase. (21:45) Amazon, Coke, IBM… who's winning the urgency arms race?(25:15) A tennis analogy you didn’t know you needed. (25:45) If you’re heading toward a cliff… maybe don’t sprint.(26:30) Got your own horror story? Time to spill the tea.Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty-six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/—-About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

Ever met a leader so “humble” they practically tattoo it on their LinkedIn headline?In this episode, Paddy and I dive into the hilarious—and sometimes cringey—world of humility in leadership. We roleplay arrogant CEOs, swap LinkedIn horror stories, and break down why real humility has nothing to do with saying “humbled.” Inspired by a recent business event that left us blinking at the lack of self-awareness, we ask: can you be ambitious and modest? Come for the Gandhi impression, stay for the BS (Benson Style).IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Coming up(00:45) Is humility in leadership just as rare as privacy on social media?(02:00) Four CEOs. One panel. Zero humility. You won’t believe what they said.(03:15) A leadership concept you’ve probably never heard of—but should.(05:15) The ‘Southpaw Maneuver’ explained... and no, it’s not boxing advice.(07:30) Gandhi goes corporate. What if Bapu was a CEO today?(10:15) You know Jack Welch. But the real hero? You’ve probably never heard of him.(12:00) What truly happens when the “great” leaders leave?(15:00) The CEO who tattooed his mantra on people’s minds (figuratively… we hope). (17:45) “Talk the walk”? A masterclass in humblebragging.(21:00) The most un-humble “humble” feedback you’ll ever hear. (23:30) Why your LinkedIn “I’m humbled” post isn’t fooling anyone. (26:45) Real humility vs. corporate cosplay—how to tell the difference.Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty-six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/—-About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

Ever been asked, What’s your biggest weakness? and thought—how do I answer that without sounding useless or fake?In this episode of The Jest Business, we tackle one of the most annoyingly common interview questions, with all the seriousness it doesn't deserve. We share the worst ways to answer it, the best fake flaws that still land the job, and how to turn your overachieving into humble bragging gold.If you’ve ever flubbed an interview or faked your way through one, this one’s for you!IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Welcome to the corporate circus—where jargon is king and humour is policy.(02:15) The world’s dumbest interview question—and why it still haunts us.(04:15) Warning: This is how not to answer a weakness question (unless you enjoy flinging coffee).(05:00) Confessions of a charming procrastinator—you might relate too much.(06:15) The one word that turns a flaw into a flex (and saves your interview).(08:45) The “centipede move”: camouflage your ambition and still come out shining.(10:00) Got called out for being a workaholic? Here’s how to spin it into gold.(12:00) Flip the script: what happens when you ask the boss about their flaws?(14:15) “Sell me this pen”—and other classics from the theatre of the absurd.(17:15) The most-read piece in The Economist... and it’s all about making fun of business.Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty-six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/—-About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.

Ever heard a CEO admit they messed up a strategy meeting—or confused market share theft with actual theft?Join us, Paddy and Rahul, as we ask the hard-hitting question: Can leaders take a joke… about themselves? From centipede moves to Southpaw manoeuvres, we dig into the absurd world of business jargon, one AI-powered buzzword at a time.So, if you've ever used ‘boil the ocean’ in a meeting, this one’s for you.IN THIS EPISODE(00:00) Coming up(01:10) Rahul's real reason for joining the podcast (spoiler: not expertise)(01:40) When was the last time a leader cracked a joke?(02:40) The one strategy meeting that sounded like a confession(04:10) What in the world is a centipede move?(05:10) AI is here… but does it do anything?(06:10) How to sound smart in meetings (even if you’re not(08:10) Can you add AI to… literally anything?(10:10) The magic trick consultants use to say nothing—beautifully(14:10) Two reasons to master business jargon (and one of them is pure self-defence)(16:10) The power of unknown unknowns (even when you know nothing)(17:40) Introducing the Southpaw Manoeuvre(19:10) The ultimate cheat sheet: how to AI-ify any statement(20:10) Two new jargons to sprinkle everywhere(20:40) No copyright on nonsense: go forth and jargon freely!Rahul PhondkeRahul Phondke has been a prolific writer of humour columns since his childhood days which ended sometime last year. People are still wondering how this happened. He turned to writing humour at an early age in an effort to find some meaning to the angst of life, which he found almost immediately after his first two cans of beer. Based in Singapore, he is extremely sought after by the locals ...unfortunately most of whom happen to be the police. He is an active member on Facebook and can be easily reached...unless he happens to owe you moneyConnect with Rahul at  https://www.linkedin.com/in/rahul-phondke-522a17Paddy RangappaPaddy Rangappa has worked in marketing for more than twenty-six years. After over a decade in Procter & Gamble in India, Indonesia, and Singapore, he became vice president, brand development for McDonald’s in Asia Pacific, Middle East, and Africa (APMEA) and developed strategies to significantly grow breakfast, beverages, and desserts, especially the McCafé brand, across APMEA. Outside work, Paddy is an avid tennis player and a freelance writer. He has also taught Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) to senior undergraduates and MBA students at the Singapore Management University (SMU). He is the author of Been There Bungled That and Spark.Connect with Paddy at https://www.linkedin.com/in/paddyrangappa/—-About the ShowThe Jest Business is a podcast that pokes fun at the wild world of corporate speak and boardroom absurdities. Hosted by Paddy Rangappa and Rahul Phondke, it’s where business meets banter—with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. From buzzwords to bloopers, we decode jargon, laugh at leadership, and challenge the serious side of success. If you’ve ever sat through a strategy meeting and thought, Wait, what did that mean?—this one’s for you.