Just Chaos Podcast

Episode 35 | This week, we spiral into absolute chaos- We kick things off with why everyone hates the San Antonio Pilates girl and end up a exposing the truth about sperm racing. We break down the Karen Reed trial, the Diddy scandal, and the unsettling incident with the San Antonio terrorist. Meanwhile, Rihanna is pregnant again, and Shaq’s trying to buy a ranch in his hometown. Things get messy at Match.com and a cheater gets caught. Oh, and we might win a Best Podcast Award—if we don’t get canceled first. This episode has errands, revelations, and possibly divine intervention.

Episode 34 | In this chaotic episode, we're saying goodbye to fake friendships. We break down the distinctions between girl friendships vs. guy friendships. Cristina shares the tragic tale of her iPhone's downfall, and why Elder abuse is a huge problem right now. We mourn the retirement of Coach Popovich (a true Texas dad), rant about why Sesame Street was cancelled, and question why the Cup Song ever happened. Add a dash of insecurity, a sprinkle of pop culture, and a list of shows we’ll never finish watching. It’s unhinged. It’s heartfelt. It’s hilarious.

Episode 33 | This week, Cristina touches down in Austin before diving into the colorful chaos of Fiesta in San Antonio. From Amazon’s sky-bound drones to the moon landing secrets and the groundbreaking birth of the first A.I. baby. We spotlight some Astronomical Women making waves, and unpack the surprising science behind how the egg chooses the sperm.Things take a turn as we ask: can we solve the global birth decline? What’s the deal with flag picnics, and what did we find snooping through some seriously unhinged finds? Oh — and yes, we discuss that weird Kanye West x Patrick Star moment, a very serious question, and the internet’s latest tea: the DL men list. Topics - 1:30 - Cristina goes to Austin 8:50 - Fiesta in San Antonio 14:00 - Amazon Drones 15:30 - Women in Outer Space 22:15 - The moon landing secrets 29:00 - First A.I. Baby Born30:00 - Birth declines 34:00 - The egg chooses the sperm 40:00 - Kanye West’s past life44:50 - Unhinged snooping finds 49:00 - DL men list 54:00 - Flag picknicks 54:55 - a very serious question

Episode 32 | In this episode, we’re unpacking everything—from getting hit on at Macy’s to Charles Barkley’s long-standing beef with San Antonio (seriously, what’s that about?). We also dive into the psychology behind millionaire habits, the power of self-love, and why talking to yourself might just be your secret weapon. Plus: how to handle hate comments without losing your cool, navigating trauma, and the awkward art of dealing with compliments you really didn’t ask for.Whether you're here for the laughs, the life tips, or a little bit of both—this one’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss.1:00- New foot spa 3:15 - getting hit on at macys 4:35 - final four 5:27 - white lotus 8:00 - Charles Barkley 12:20- Anora 13:40 - Landman 15:30 - Millionaire Traits 17:00 - Talking to yourself 19:20 - self love 22:15 - hate comments 25:00 - Reminiscing on the past 31:45 - Trauma 33:00 - Hailey & Justin Bieber 38:45 - Bad teachers 42:00 - Unwanted Compliments 51:51 - Weekend plans 

Episode 31 | We had a wild night with NBA players this past weekend and we’re going to tell you all about it! A night out at San Antonio’s best sushi restaurant turned into a chaotic night and we are spilling all the tea. We also dive into why men want us to shoot our shot, marriages, divorces, plus the great debate—is toe sucking considered cheating?The Landman Casting Call is this week and JLo & Kylie Jenner were spotted in Texas—why though? Then, we shift gears into dark energy, monsters under the bed, and nightmares that refuse to let go. Tune in for the laughs, the tea, and the absolute mayhem.Topics - 0:30 - Chika & Easy Baby 5:30 - Partying with NBA players9:00 - Men with Toupees10:55 - Shooting your shot 14:27 - Tea Party app16:00 - Marriages & Divorces21:18 - Toe Sucking 23:52 - Group chats 25:30 -Male Gynocologist 29:55 - Tournament of Champions 33:33 - Landman Casting Call 37:55 - Jlo & Kylie Jenner in Texas 41:14 - Dark Energy 54:15 - Monsters under the Bed 57:55 - Nightmares 59:30 - Good Deeds 

We're diving into March Madness in San Antonio—but trust us, the real madness is happening off the court. Astronauts are back from space, but are things any better here on Earth? We’re breaking down the state of modern masculinity, the rise of incels, and why dating ChatGPT might be better than dating real men. Meanwhile, at the bar, the trends are shifting. Are men losing confidence? Are lavender marriages what we have to look forward to? And while we sip our AM Coffee, let’s talk about something even darker: the Department of Education is failing, and America might be for sale. Chapters - 1:00 - Self Employed nonsense 2:25 - March Madness in San Antonio4:30 - Donald Trump Highway 8:45 - Astronauts are back from space13:00 - Adolescence on Netflix14:40 - Incels 21:30 - Armie tries to be gay 24:30 - Khloe & Scott dating 27:27 - Lavender Marriages 29:07 - Dating Chat GPT30:50 - mens’ masculinity 32:22 - Trends at the Bar 40:30 - AM coffee Club 42:25 - Department of Education 51:00 - America is for sale

Episode 29 | Buckle up, because we’re not agreeing on anything this episode! From the looming recession to Venus in retrograde wreaking havoc, we dive into it all. We break down the Oscars red carpet drama, micro aggressions, reality TV chaos from Summer House to Traitors, and Megan "Sussex's" latest project. Oh, and Craig’s addiction? Yeah, we’re talking about that too. Grab a drink—it’s a spicy one! Chapters: 07:35 - The recession is coming 13:25 - First Jobs 18:36 - Venus is in retrograde 20:55 - Oscars red carpet drama 22:30 - Micro aggressions 33:03 - Summer House Drama 38:00 - Soft Bar Crowdfunding 42:10 - Traitors Reunion 46:00 - Meghan Sussex51:55 - Southern Charm55:05 - Craig’s addiction 58:03 - She’s not that interested

Episode 28 | This week, we’re covering everything from the latest health scares (bird flu and measles) to music industry drama—Drake’s bullet holes and our nostalgia for the old Kanye. We unpack the Alix vs. Alex podcast beef, Pete’s surprising new look, and Diddy’s latest headlines. Plus, we dive into Gen Z marketing schemes, the mystery of the "human egg farm," the Gabby Petito doc, and our thoughts on White Lotus and Love Is Blind. Oh, and what’s up with DuoLingo and The Bear Cave? Tune in for the madness.

Episode 27 | We are answering all of your love questions! Spend Valentine's Day laughing at us and our crazy advice we give you about relationships, dating and more. Find out how to transition a dinner to a sexy night, What are girls looking for on first dates, the advice that men need to hear, and what to do if he can't get it up. Subscribe to our Youtube and Spotify for more chaos!

Defamation, Airplane Breakups, and Deportation Conspiracies |Its our anniversary episode! Talking about why men are breaking up with girls at the airport, Tik Tok gets brought back from the dead, why the price of eggs are increasing, what you need to know about the bird flu, and Deportation Conspiracies.Subscribe & Follow us-Instagram: @justchaos.podcastTikTok: @justchaospodcast

LA wildfire conspiracies, Traitors and Gen Z Kinks | This week, we discuss the conspiracies behind the raging LA wildfires, Kylie gets snubbed by Demi Moore, Gen Z's favorite kinks, the premier of Traitors, and Mark Zuckerberg.

It ends with us and new beginnings | Happy New Year from your favorite chaotic chicks. This week we catch up on the Holiday Break, conspiracies about Kim Kardashian's broken leg, the drama of "It ends with us", and the breakup between Paige & Craig.

Santa Clause, Mega Churches, and Back Shots Join Jessie & Cristina for chaotic conversations about Santa Clause, Blink Twice, Timothy Chalamet, dream proposals, back shots, a Jay Z update, mega churches, and Neiman Marcus tamales.

A Hot fugitive, Monopolies, and the Tik Tok Ban with Just Chaos Podcast This week on Just Chaos, we talk about the hot fugitive that all of America was looking for, the new accusations against Jay Z, the problems with our Healthcare system, and why were so upset about the Tik Tok Ban.

Girls gone wild, vagina candles, and Drake in San Antonio. We have a lot to catch up on from our Turkey break. We share our favorite shows we binged, conspiracies about "Hot Ones", The girls gone wild documentary, Jacob Elordi's new look, who is making $43M on tik tok, and why Drake and Kendrick will come to court in San Antonio, Texas.

Bear Attacks, Underwater Aliens and Elaborate Schemes with Just Chaos Podcast his week on Just Chaos, we give you all the insight into the  @GigglySquad  live show in San Antonio, share the elaborate schemes that men are trying to pull on us, and share the new way that cheaters are staying in touch.

Gym Crushes, NDA's and Playing the game | Episode 19 This week on Just Chaos, we tell you all about Cristina's gym crush, the dating advice that we all need to hear and what the full moon on Friday means for you. Chapters: 00:45 - Michelin restaurants  3:25 - Suzanne Simpson case  5:35 - Chat Bot murder  10:00 - Tanning beds  11:45 - Misoginy 14:00 - Full moon Friday  16:30 - Monkeys on the run  18:00 - Proximity interaction  19:36 - Gym crush  24:44 - Sex doll look alike  27:38 - Playing games  36:00 - Sex and the City  40:00 - NDA’s 

Hinge Dates, Pluto, Podcasts and messy breakups Episode 18 | We are back from our little hiatus feeling recharged and ready for chaos. This episode, we tell you what planets are affecting your future, we discuss the results of the 2024 Election, the impact that long form podcast had on the election and breakdown the messy breakups between Giselle & Tom Brady, Zoe Kravitz & Channing Tatum and Zach Bryan & Brianna Chickenfry.

Episode 17 | This week on Just Chaos, we discuss the ongoing missing persons case of Suzanne Simpson, How we are talking in our dreams, We talk about who is controlling us, Crying while running, Lobotomies and graceful comebacks you can use.

A Chaotic girls night, cougars, Tesla Bots, Elon Musk and Rats on birth control  Episode 16 | Jessie and Cristina's video camera was high jacked by aliens so this week's episode is Audio Only. They catch up on their chaotic girls night out, cougars, Elon Musk, Tesla bots, and why rats are on birth control

True Crime and 69 | Jessie and Cristina are solving the mystery of "What's in the Rug?", breakdown the drama of Love is Blind, discuss why everyone is in love with “Nobody Wants This” and share their 69 experience.  Chapters:  1:50 - blue alert  6:30 - what’s in the rug  14:00 - power of the internet  15:30 - love is blind  19:20 - Mr. Krabs  20:00 - splitting the bills  26:00 - nobody wants this  31:27 - grandpa Mathers  32:30 - Lana del Rey is married  36:16 - Kamala on call her daddy  39:00 - should we vote?  41:30 - religious studies  44:10 - Baby Hammer  47:00 - background checks  50:00 - Healing Era  55:15 - School Things 

“The Truth behind the Lonely Boy Epidemic”  This week on Just Chaos, Jessie and Cristina give relationship advice and discuss the Lonely Boy Epidemic - a sickness afflicting the nation where men are becoming lonelier by the minute and the reasons why it’s affecting relationships. We discuss why men think that women are the problem, why are women blissfully unaware of this issue, and what are the advantages and disadvantages of being single.  00:45 - moving pieces  3:20 - Citizenship  6:30 - getting scammed  13:20 - The american dream  14:20 - immigration  18:25 - Theo Von and Trump  20:15 - Theo and Marc Cuban  25:10 - Twenty Three and Me  30:30 - single for life 41:15 - signs your husband might be gay  51:30 - TimeLeft  58:10 - Gen Alpha Slang  01:01:30 - Disney arrest 

Diddy Deep Dive, Karma, and Menendez Brothers - Jessie and Cristina take you deep into the details and conspiracies surrounding Diddy's arrest. Listen to the in depth discussion of how we was arrested, what are the charges and who was all involved in the Diddy enterprise. Chapters -  00:45 - Karmic Year  4:25 - Sweeping is for Witches  5:55 - Morning vs Night owls  10:00 - Red heads  11:50 - Cybertrucks  16:10 - Celebrity Endorsements   22:00 - Baby Oil  24:20 - Diddy Deep Dive  47:55 - Menendez Brothers  57:50 - Goodbye  * Listen to Episode 04 for our Previous Diddy Deep Dive Just Chaos Podcast:  Cristina and Jessie have unfiltered and chaotic conversations about their perspectives on life, pop culture, wellness, relationships, and everything in between. Enjoy a wild ride through the minds of two best friends whose hilarious conversations and off-the-wall antics will leave you questioning, laughing, and eagerly anticipating the next episode of delightful chaos. Subscribe & Follow us- Instagram: @justchaos.podcast TikTok: @justchaospodcast

Soft Swinging, The Debate, and Bomb Threats - Jessie and Cristina have chaotic conversations about soft swinging with the girls from Mom Tok, their thoughts on the political debate between Trump and Kamala, experiencing bomb threats and the VMA's. Chapters  1:30 - Bella Hadid dating a Mexican  5:25 - Jlo and Ben are back  7:15 - bilinguals are  11:20 - Mom tok  22:00 - tik tok influencer  27:30 - Selling Sunset  31:20 - School Shootings  34:50 - Bomb Threats  38:50 - The Debate  47:00 - The VMAs  50:00 - Outro  

Slow Down Slut - This week on Just Chaos, we have a special guest in the studio. Our friend Tessa joins us for chaotic conversations about menstrual cravings, mental health, dealing with haters, the Bachelorette, 2 new love languages, bad kissers and what the hell happened to Cristina's foot? 

Ghost Stories and Rapid Fire Questions | Episode 10 This week on Just Chaos, Jessie and Cristina discuss JLo's breakups and Bachelorette drama, how to eliminate a bad date quickly, Spicy Polaroid trends, Ghost Stories, the WWE, and answer the Rapid Fire questions you never asked for.

The History of Two Chaotic Chicks | Episode 09 This week we take you back in time to 1990. Jessie and Cristina share the history of how they met, where they came from, how they landed in San Antonio and everything they encountered in between. They discuss Latino History, getting bullied in school, their first jobs, dating nightmares in Austin, cheaters, and some fun facts that you need to know! CHAPTERS 1:05 - Back to our Roots 4:35 - Hispanic or Latino 6:25 - Chicano History 9:45 - Bilingual Elementary 15:35 - Middle School Bullies 19:35 - Dating is a Sport 23:00 - Molly 25:00 - Rivertop 29:00 - Dating Dupe 30:55 - Borrowed Rover 31:50 - Dating Narcissists 36:20 - Breaking Up 37:30 - Airport Story 39:08 - Austin Dating is cursed 42:44 - Ghosting is a Problem 44:00 - Zuckerberg Statue 45:20 - Ashley Madison 48:45 - Hormones 52:00 - Cheaters who shop 55:00 - Bad Apple Effect 1:00:28 - Permission to Bitch 1:06:00 - Figs Just Chaos Podcast: Cristina and Jessie have unfiltered and chaotic conversations about their perspectives on life, pop culture, wellness, relationships, and everything in between. Enjoy a wild ride through the minds of two best friends whose hilarious conversations and off-the-wall antics will leave you questioning, laughing, and eagerly anticipating the next episode of delightful chaos. Subscribe & Follow us- Instagram: @justchaos.podcast TikTok: @justchaospodcast

Tana & Brooke Split and Money Tips | Episode 08 Our Chaotic conversations about Brooke's resurfaced racists tweets, Snapchat Etiquette, Money Tips for Millenial Women, Love and War, Cancel Culture, Austin's Serial Killer update and our Weekly Wellness Tip! Chapters - 0:30 - Back to School Season  4:00 - Snapchat Etiquette  7:18 - Late night  12:00 - Popping the question  15:20 - Darry Rings  17:55 - Women don’t want children  21:40 - Give me my money  23:55 - The great wealth transfer  30:40 - Latina Wage Gap  32:33 - Ex boyfriends funeral  35:15 - All is fair in love and war  36:36 - Love and Ego  38:25 - I hope you Heal  41:10 - Canceled  43:35 - Beaner Bully 52:25 - Weekly Wellness Tip  1:00:00 - Austin Serial Killer

What do Kamala, Backstreet Boys and Trad wives all have in common? Jessie and Cristina are back for another episode of Just Chaos Podcast. This episode we discuss the secrets of Kamala's alleged past, reveal who was stealing from the Backstreet Boys and share the dangers of being a Trad wife. Chapters: 0:00 - twilight 1:06 - Catching up 1:50 - mental health check in 6:30 - Twister 8:50 - Car shopping 11:30 - The Olympics 15:00 - The Siene river 17:15 - Kamala is running 19:45 - Childless cat ladies 22:22 - Kamala’s past 30:25 - Neuro divergents 33:15 - Dirty Pop 34:00 - Backstreet Boys 38:40 - Southwest Airlines 42:20 - Revenge 49:35 - Queen of the Trad wives 1:02:30 - Outro Just Chaos Podcast: Cristina and Jessie have unfiltered and chaotic conversations about their perspectives on life, pop culture, wellness, relationships, and everything in between. Enjoy a wild ride through the minds of two best friends whose hilarious conversations and off-the-wall antics will leave you questioning, laughing, and eagerly anticipating the next episode of delightful chaos. Subscribe & Follow us- Instagram: @justchaos.podcast TikTok: @justchaospodcast

Who is tryin to k*ll us? Cristin and Jessie talk about car crashes, toxic tampons and the evil eye.Just Chaos Podcast: Cristina and Jessie have unfiltered and chaotic conversations about their perspectives on life, pop culture, wellness, relationships, and everything in between. Enjoy a wild ride through the minds of two best friends whose hilarious conversations and off-the-wall antics will leave you questioning, laughing, and eagerly anticipating the next episode of delightful chaos. Subscribe & Follow us-Instagram: @justchaos.podcastTikTok: @justchaospodcast

Reality Rundown | 07.17.24 Just Chaos Podcast presents Reality Rundown, a new series where we discuss the most dramatic scenes, important details and hot takes of our favorite reality shows. In today's episode, we break down Casa Amor on Love Island USA, the new couples in the Villa and all that has happened throughout the week! The new season of Summer House just started filming and we spill some gossip on what might be happening behind the scenes.

Just Chaos Podcast talks the New Studio, Capris, Friendship Marriages, and Phobias Episode 05 | Cristina and Jessie are in their new studio! They have chaotic conversations about new beginnings, wearing capris and other fashion trends, Japanese Friendship Marriages, pregnancy accusations and their phobias. Just Chaos Podcast: Cristina and Jessie have unfiltered and chaotic conversations about their perspectives on life, pop culture, wellness, relationships, and everything in between. Enjoy a wild ride through the minds of two best friends whose hilarious conversations and off-the-wall antics will leave you questioning, laughing, and eagerly anticipating the next episode of delightful chaos. Subscribe & Follow us- Instagram: @justchaos.podcast TikTok: @justchaospodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0DUaWWqEa2DjFz9HWf2FmK Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-chaos-podcast/id1730264236

Reality Rundown | 07.01.24 Just Chaos Podcast presents Reality Rundown, a new series where we discuss the most dramatic scenes, important details and hot takes of our favorite reality shows. In today's episode, we break down the most shocking moments of Love Island USA. We discuss our thoughts on Danielle's departure from Summer House and share our opinions on the aftermath of Netflix's Perfect Match.

Reality Rundown | 06.25.24 Just Chaos Podcast presents Reality Rundown, a new series where we discuss the most dramatic scenes,  important details and hot takes of our favorite reality shows. In today's episode, we break down the drama at the Summer House reunion and give our thoughts on Carl & Lindsay's breakup. We give a rundown on the Love Island USA cast and share our opinions on Netflix's Perfect Match.

Episode 04 | Cristina and Jessie have chaotic conversations about Happy endings, Dating at the grocery store, BBL Drizzy, Kendrick vs. Lamar Beef, Diddy and pop culture conspiracies. Just Chaos Podcast: Cristina and Jessie have unfiltered and chaotic conversations about their perspectives on life, pop culture, wellness, relationships, and everything in between. Enjoy a wild ride through the minds of two best friends whose hilarious conversations and off-the-wall antics will leave you questioning, laughing, and eagerly anticipating the next episode of delightful chaos. Subscribe & Follow us- Instagram: @justchaos.podcast TikTok: @justchaospodcast Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-chaos-podcast/id1730264236

Red Flags, Green flags, Icks and plant daddies. Episode 03 | Cristina and Jessie have chaotic conversations about the eclipse, a civil war, Diddy conspiracies, plant daddies and relationship advice. They also have a hilarious conversation about Red Flags they find attractive and Green flags they find icky. Follow us for more content on - Instagram: www.instagram.com/justchaos.podcast/ TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@justchaospodcast Youtube: www.youtube.com/@JustChaosPodcast Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-chaos-podcast/id1730264236

Travel adventures, getting arrested, masculine vs feminine energy, and cheating friend protocols Episode 02 of Just Chaos Podcast- Cristina and Jessie have chaotic conversations about their traveling adventures, share a story about that one time they almost got arrested, TSA checking for explosives, masculine vs feminine energy, cheating friend protocols, frozen embryos and a recap of their favorite reality shows - Love is Blind, Summer House and Vanderpump Rules. Follow us for more content on - Instagram: www.instagram.com/justchaos.podcast/ TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@justchaospodcast

Cristina and Jessie have chaotic conversations about Usher, Taylor Swift, the Super Bowl, a not so dry January, the dilemmas of having children, Summer House and TikTok addictions. Follow us: Instagram - www.instagram.com/justchaos.podcast/ TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@justchaospodcast