Kri Happens

This week, the gang takes on the island of Aruba!!! The wind is blowin', the pina's are flowin', and the political influence of the team is growin' as we cover how the trip has gone so far and guess who isn't coming home without a fight. Enjoy!!! <3

In this milestone episode, our gurls reflect on a year's worth of episodes. The laughs, the tears, the laughs, the friendships, the rugged eye candy, and most importantly the laughs are remembered fondly with this trip down memory lane. There is also Bravo talk, so that's cool. Enjoy <3

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN KRI HAPPENS HIT 500 INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS?!?!?!?... AND THEN WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THEY HIT 502 A SHORT TIME LATER?!?!?!? Tune into this week's episode to relive the milestone moment in audio recording history before this episode's master tapes get sent to the Library of Congress. Enjoy!!!!

Holy Cannoli Gumdrop Applesauce, we've hit a significant milestone. Our girls have made it to FIFTY!!! And just like one of their significantly older sister's, the best is still yet to come. Enjoy this memorable episode <3

You think just because the Olympics are over that these Kri's are done playing gamez??? Think again!This week, we tackle Beverly Hills, Southern Charm, and Summer House for listening and cult-ish pleasure. Enjoy <3

Kri and Kri make herstory with their first live studio audience to celebrate the pre-Lenten Carnival. During this party, the gals cover RHOBH, Southern Charm, and Summer House. Strap in, it's going to be a long 40 days. Enjoy!

This week, Kri and Kri scratch it up at Itchy Grass Farms on Southern Charm, be a supportive shoulder for Amanda's distain for Kyle, and provide blocking for Mo as his Kyle tries to win him back on RHOBC. Enjoy!!! <3

This week, Kri and Kri wrap up the shenanigans on the SLC Reunion Finale, Craig and Charlie share an oyster shucker, and it's clear that Mo is not a big fan of Kyle. Enjoy!

This week, Kri and Kri cover why Craig is such a beeeeeotch, why Dorit and Amanda square off , and that Salt Lake City is still a city in Utah regardless of what some have speculated. Enjoy ;-)

This week, Kri and Kri reunite to for the SLC Reunion, get a little charmed for Southern Charm, and go hard for Tilly on Beverly Hilly. Enjoy!

This week, Kri and Kri challenge the theatrical cut of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers for longer run-time. But who's upset abou that? Nobody! Enjoy

This week, Kri and Kri keep it tight tight by covering the SLC ladies trip to the Mediterranean. That's Greece the country, not Greece the town or Grease the movie or Grease 2 the movie. Enjoy!

This week, Kri and Kri celebrate another precious gemstone, head on down to the south to be charmed, and swing back up to BH for some hot goss. Enjoy!

In this very special and monumental episode that is 60 years less than Kristen's significantly older sister's age, Kri and Kri are headed south for Southern Charm, Gettin' Salty in SLC, and walking the red carpet for the premier of RHOBC. Enjoy!

Kri and Kri bring on a special guest hot off her Bravocon appearance to get the hot goss from all of your favorite Bravolebrities. Also, Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua... among other things. Enjoy! 

This week, the Kri's are hitting their social game hard in an effort to get to the elusive 500 followers they've been aiming for. Will they get there? We'll just have to see! Also, a tease at a potential post-Bravocon panel?!?!?! Yes, please! Enjoy :-)

It's Alabaster Season with the Kri Happens crew! After a brief hiatus to honor The Podfather, the gals cover OC reunion, SLC, and confess to pushing the pod anywhere and everywhere. It's good to be back <3Enjoy :-)

This week, Kri and Kri meet up with our old friends in Utah for the RHOSLC premiere, and they address their active cease and desist from a significantly older supposed listener of the show. Enjoy!

This week, its all about OC and we're playing some gaaaaaaaaaames. Enjoy!

This week, Kri and Kri take a nice little zesty trip down to OC and then break into the documentary world by covering what may be the most insane story any of us have ever heard. Enjoy!

On a very special episode of Kri Happens, Kri and Kri go international with a growing presence in Italy AND we've got a brand-spanking new Love Island Panel!!! Thoughts and prayers to our legal legal counsel Julia as she recovers from a mild sickness. Enjoy!

In a very special episode of Kri Happens, Kri and Kri FINALLY finish The Valley S2 reunion and head on down to Orange County to witness a real-life sloshing from one of the OC OGs. Enjoy!

In a very special episode of Kri Happens, our girls cover the OC, are so so so so close to being done with The Valley (thank Jesus) and make a very special merch announcement that you won't want to miss! Enjoy!

It's time for Carnevale with Kri and Kri as they celebrate their dirty 30 episode! Bring your cups for some sweet tea and some not so sweet tea and perhaps a little Arnold Palmer if theres time, we'll just have to see. Enjoy!

This week, Kri and Kri scamper through Gina's 17 layers of dry shampoo to cover OC and then make their way to the Valley Fin-alley at LaLa's house?!?!?! Also, a special tribute to new friend of the pod Kristen Doute. Enjoy!

After barely making it through a rural New York state safari, Kri and Kri are back to break down RHOC where Gretchen and Tarmara have a showdown 12 years in the making, and The Valley where Jason Couchi still sucks. Enjoy!

In this milestone episode, Kri and Kri finally have someone on retainer. A new Love Island panel of Jess (Social Media Manager), Nicole (not an attorney) and Julia (practicing attorney) to cover this season's citrus-themed winner (no spoilers). One could say that this show has officially raised the BAR????... right?... anyway, enjoy!

This week, the Kri Happens Podcast grows 150% in size and 300% in charisma as the first ever Kri Happens Love Island Panel assembles to break down this saucy, risqué, scandalous, and (synonym for sexy ) program. The Kri's also break down some Valley details and tease the listeners with a boudoir photo shoot as long as the follower count increases. Enjoy!

This week, the ladies are fulfilling their philanthropic duty by raising awareness for the needy main guy in your lives. For just $300 a day, you too can support a Jason Cauchi in need. Donate now and you'll get a complementary tote bag. Also, less important The Valley details are discussed but we know we're all here for Mr. Cauchi. Enjoy!

In this milestone episode, Kri and Kri are back with Jason Cauchi's Welcome Home Party and the corresponding shenanigans on The Valley... AND WE'VE GOT MERCH!!!!!!! GO BUY IT PLEASE SO WE CAN PAY OUR EDITOR AND SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER!!!!

In this week's scandalous episode, the Kri's discuss the results of the Great Mormon Bake Off, cover Taylor vs MomTok, Brittany moves in on the only thing Jason Cauchi has left, and the Big Easy gets a tad easier with an influx of Mormon Wives. Enjoy!

In the 22nd installment of your favorite weekly #krifix, the gals start off in Montauk for Summer House, head on down to Provo for SLMW, and then head on down to The Valley for... well I guess that one is self explanatory. Enjoy!

The week, the gals are headed down to Provo to catch up with their old pal Joseph Smith (no, not that one) before making a quick stop in Cali to discuss the Valley. Enjoy!

20 episodes (which now means bicentennial, fyi) and look at all the memories we've created! Kri and Kri take on Mormon Wives, The Valley, and Summer House in this very special episode where everyone learns a valuable lesson but still won't understand number naming conventions. Enjoy!

This week, the girls are reaching a higher level of spiritual enlightenment by witnessing Miranda's tiny face, observing someone needing validation from their ex-wife for some reason, and the glory of Summer House Kyle's sickle. Enjoy!

Now that the Kri Happens podcast can vote at 18, its time to suffrage through The Valley, Luann's dating bonanza, and everything else on the reality docket this week. Also, a very happy birthday shoutout to the most handsome, hard working, most adorable creature to ever grace the Kri Happens podcast and also to Ryan.

On a celebratory Cinco de Mayo episode, the gals get into The Valley and realize that the Spicy Potato Soft Taco from Taco Bell is GOAT level thanks to a handsome man's special delivery. Enjoy!

(it means happy birthday sweet sixteen, fyi)This week, the gals break down and start pointing fingers at each other all kinds of stuff, but we also chat Bravo and reality. Prepare your Chinese order for next week. Enjoy!

This week, the ladies take on BH finale pt 2, Summer House, The Valley premiere, and GAMEZ!!!! Enjoy!!!

This week, the gals cover what was lost last week and then get down and dirty with some fun and games. Enjoy!

A two part episode?!?!?!? How suspenseful!!!! Not at all because of recording issues...Anyway... In this first installment of the Baker Dozens Kri Happens, the gals discuss the Southern Charm Reunion Pt2 where everyone is afraid of Craig, RHOBHiNYC Pt1 with Kyle's fully charged crystals, and lots of Popeyes stops on the thruway

This week, Craig and Kyle are FINALLY off their periods and have a good cry-hug. We also take a loaded bus trip over to BH for some Carnivale games because we're gassed up and strapped in for adventure!

This week we discover that Dorit is a nevernude, Sutton is wearing vodka, and Craig and Kyle are menstruating real hard but thankfully UberEATS is available to deliver them feminine napkins #notsponsored

This week, Kri and Kri take a walk down memory lane with all the great moments they've captured since they started this show all those 2 months ago. A wise person once said "don't be sorry that the moment is gone, be happy that the moment happened." Also, Montauk

This week, the Krits are ready for takeoff on the Apache and going full throttle toward Potomac, Charleston, and a little swing down to the Bahamas for a cringeworthy beach breakup.

The week, the elephant in the room is addressed around the technical issues, we definitely get our steps in while the Sprinter van gets serviced, and we cover all your Bravo fav's. Enjoy! <3

This week, Kri and Kri's convo about Montauk gets cut short because their editor is too busy combing his own hair to figure out why the episode got cut off. Also, we're just not really into guys this season. Enjoy!

This week, Kri and Kri chat about Southern Charm, Summer House, Beverly Hills, and admit to eating a pie in bed together once for some reason.

This week, Kri and Kri are chatting about Craig's pet bees, Shep's endless hot sauce options, Sutton's bestie Reba in Augusta, and SLC Reunion Pt3!!!

This week, our weird pumpkins are covering "Pick Me" Kyle on BH, exposing Shep's age on Southern Charm, and discussing the importance of proper dental care.