Last Night We Watched

n this episode of Last Night We Watched, the crew dives into the absurd world of the Lifetime thriller Stalked by My Doctor. We break down the series of bad decisions made by Dr. Beck, a man who is a "professionally awesome" heart surgeon but an absolute neckbeardian incel when it comes to even thinking about women.From creepy hospital hugs to the "Goldilocks" moment where he breaks into a house just to take a nap in someone else's bed, we explore how Eric Roberts carries this entire film. Also, these highlights:World's Most Indifferent Dad: A father so obsessed with the doctor’s prestige that he practically hopes his daughter runs away with him.Medical Malpractice as a Love Language: Dr. Beck’s strategy of faking a patient's death by burning a random body in a car wreck—all while logged into his own hospital account.The "Cuckold" Closet: That awkward scene where the doctor hides in a closet, watching an apology involving a ring stolen from a dead grandmother.

In this episode of Last Night We Watched, Matthew, Brett, and Brandon tackle the Lifetime cinematic masterpiece, Trapped by My Sugar Daddy. Join the guys as they break down the most inefficient abduction ring in history , run by an upper-middle-class criminal named Kyle who insists on buying massive houses and chartering private jets just to capture one person at a time.The crew discusses Kyle's masterful "gaslighting" techniques , his reliance on pure, dumb luck , and his brilliant strategy of running over a woman with a Mercedes just to open up a waitress job for his victim. They also highlight the incredible logic of his sidekick Brent, the henchman who thinks a gun "silencer" is called that because it literally silences people by blowing their minds.Also in this episode:A detour into Mayo family lore involving shaving cream, a midnight hallway beatdown, and Matthew writing Brett's name on the wall to frame him.The logistics of a 40% tariff on human trafficking.Why the main characters decided a highly specific textbook on "Psychosexual Emotional Manipulation" was the best way to wrap up the plot.Will Carly escape the world's worst sugar daddy? Will Brent finally understand how firearms work? Tune in to find out what this movie earned on the boys' highly scientific rating scale!

This week, the guys head to Garland, Alaska to watch Candace Cameron Bure smile her way through Christmas Under Wraps. We break down the important questions: Why does a town with 4 hours of sunlight have a bustling outdoor social scene?. Why is the handyman fixing the power grid with a screwdriver he doesn't know how to use?. And why does everyone in town know exactly what medical procedure you just had?.

On this episode, the brothers break down the Lifetime classic Death of a Cheerleader, a movie that turns high-school insecurity, Catholic guilt, and one truly awful cheer tryout into a full-blown murder tale. From Kelly Martin actually delivering a great performance to Tori Spelling playing the most believable mean girl imaginable, the movie somehow makes you feel bad for the killer and annoyed at the victim—and we have some things to say about that.As we sit on the pink couch with mismatched coffee cups, Matt admits he’s now addicted to Lifetime movies, Brett questions why anyone would cut cucumbers in a car, and Brandon tries to make sense of larks, larking, and whatever larking is supposed to accomplish. We also wander into side debates about Hallmark hunks, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Stranger Things neck thickness, and why this film plays like it was directed by someone who watched Pulp Fiction once and took the wrong notes. Somehow we even fit in a coach's 9/11 speech.

This week, the brothers take a big red-nosed dive into Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988), a cult classic that wears its absurdity proudly on its grease-paint sleeve. Brandon, Brett, and Matt question the mysteries of the universe—ancient astronaut clowns, popcorn monsters, and why the movie spends so much time explaining its own popcorn physics.Along the way they spiral into delightfully off-track tangents:debating whether the Chiodo Brothers deserved an Ernest Scared Stupid-style franchise run,pitching sequels like Killer Klowns Go to Africa and Killer Klowns Enter the Drag Show,comparing Burn Notice casting to horror leads,and wondering why we got 15 Leprechaun sequels but not a single clown encore.It’s equal parts horror nostalgia, chaotic improv, and late-night sibling banter—served with extra cotton candy and just a pinch of Motown raisins.🎧 Tune in wherever you get your podcasts, and remember: aim for the nose.

This week, the Mayo brothers dive headfirst into Halloween Kills — a sequel with more flashbacks than frights and more “Evil Dies Tonight!” chants than actual evil dying. Brandon, Brett, and Matt break down the body count (verified? absolutely not), debate whether Michael Myers teleports or just power-walks like a spooky Olympian, and imagine a Haddonfield economic collapse after the plumber, electrician, and tailor all meet the business end of a butcher knife.Along the way, the guys detour through Ace of Base, Stuart Little’s questionable adoption paperwork, and the glory days of AMC’s “Spooktober.” They even manage to ponder AI, trauma bonding, and why Paul Rudd should’ve been the one to finally kill evil (or at least charm it to death).If you’ve ever yelled “Evil dies tonight!” at your TV—or wished Michael Myers would just take a PTO day—this episode’s for you.

Join brothers Brandon, Brett, and Matt as they dive into this bizarre VHS relic. We wrestle with Hulk Hogan’s lack of charisma, Christopher Lloyd’s best attempts at holding the movie together, and Shelley Duvall’s underwhelming role. Along the way, we spiral into tangents about Wormtongue, gamer tags, mime fights, Pumpkinhead confusion, pro wrestling lore, and why the Japanese release title (My Home Commando) might actually be the superior choice.With recycled props from Ghostbusters and Masters of the Universe, The Undertaker in a throwaway role, and dialogue so bad it triggered existential depression mid-recording, this episode is part roast, part therapy session.If you’ve ever wondered what happens when Hollywood pivots from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Hulk Hogan, or just want to hear three brothers lose their minds over goat jokes and light signals, this one’s for you.

This week on Last Night We Watched, Brandon, Brett, and Matthew descend into cinematic madness with 1987’s The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, a film so baffling, so aggressively unpleasant, it left us questioning our life choices. From Captain Manzini’s suspicious mentorship, to sweatshop couture, to bullies who skip straight past teasing into attempted murder, we unpack every absurd, horrifying, and accidentally hilarious moment. Along the way, we debate which Kid is the least disgusting, discover the oxygen limit for wearing a Garbage Pail suit, and try to figure out if this movie was an elaborate prank on the audience. Think of it less as a review and more as a support group for the truly damaged.

This week on Last Night We Watched, the boys dive headfirst into 1987’s The Stepfather — a Lifetime movie with a low body count, a protagonist with a quick move to frontal nudity, and a tone that can’t decide if it's horror, Hallmark, or just horny.Brandon tries to defend the "batshit charm" of Terry O’Quinn’s unsettlingly committed performance, while Matthew and Brett tag-team it with jokes, critiques, and pure bewilderment over the film’s Lifetime-movie energy, sudden nudity, and utter lack of suspense. From stepdads and suspicious psychiatrists to tragic music scores and true crime side quests, no topic is safe. Not even Drew Barrymore’s coke phase.Bonus: A chaotic tangent on Mac and Me, food patriotism, and the sociological impact of “I’m the stepdad who stepped up” t-shirts.🔪 If looks could kill, then you could be a stepfather, baby.

This week, the Mayo boys stare directly into the furry, dead eyes of the 2003 Mike Myers disasterpiece Cat in the Hat. What begins as a kids’ film spirals into a neon nightmare filled with inappropriate jokes, existential dread, and Paris Hilton for some reason. Brandon breaks down the cursed production history, including the fact that Mike Myers had to be legally threatened into wearing that human-hair suit, while Brett dreams of Fran Drescher and Matthew tries to explain why this movie is basically The Grinch’s weird cousin.We discuss cat-based eldritch horrors, how Alec Baldwin’s character is five different men in one body, and why this film made Dr. Seuss’s widow cancel all future adaptations. Also featuring: worst lines of the movie, a heated Mike Myers vs. Jim Carrey debate, and a brief detour through McDonald's customer service in Germany.Let’s be real — this wasn’t a movie. It was an event. And we may never recover.

This week on Last Night We Watched, we dive into Ti West’s slow-burn 80s throwback House of the Devil—a film where the real horror isn’t the blood ritual, it’s Tom’s pathological cheapness. Join us as we unpack how one man’s penny-pinching ways somehow lead to a demonic house-sitting gig, questionable pizza choices, and a suspiciously generous “just sit here and don’t ask questions” offer. Is Tom secretly the devil's budget coordinator? Was the real evil... bad negotiation skills? Tune in for the satanic rituals, stay for our absurd theories and retro horror appreciation.

This week, we dove fists-first into Cage—a movie that’s part underground fight club, part insensitive fever dream, and 100% baffling. Starring Lou Ferrigno as a brain-damaged Vietnam vet and Reb Brown as the most aggressively '80s sidekick(?) imaginable, this film raises a lot of questions—mostly: “How did this get made?” and “Why is this so casually offensive?” and "Who is this for?".We unpack the film’s uneasy relationship with the Asian community, explore how our so-called "heroes" manipulate a mentally handicapped man into cage fighting for profit, and somehow still find time to marvel at Ferrigno's sincere performance trapped in a movie that has no idea what tone it’s going for.Bring your disbelief and a stiff drink. You're gonna need both.

This week, we unpack the pastel-drenched, melancholically whimsical world of Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums. We dive into dysfunctional genius, family trauma wrapped in vintage Adidas tracksuits, and the subtle art of deadpan delivery. From Margot’s smoky mystery to Richie’s tennis breakdown, we talk character arcs, absurd set design, and how Gene Hackman somehow makes being a terrible father so watchable.Plus: Is Pagoda the real MVP? Does Owen Wilson's cowboy get enough credit? And what exactly is a Tenenbaum family meeting?Grab your eyeliner and falcon, and join us as we laugh, cry, and try not to get hit by a BB.

This week on Last Night We Watched, we’re loading up on one-liners, explosions, and pure ‘80s action insanity as we take on Commando (1985)! Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as John Matrix, a retired special forces badass who tears through an army of goons to rescue his kidnapped daughter. Subtle? No. Ridiculous? Absolutely. Entertaining? Oh, you bet your last rocket launcher it is.Join us as we break down the epic body count, over-the-top villains, and the sheer power of Arnold carrying an entire tree on his shoulder. Plus, we ask the important questions: Why does no one reload? How many muscles does it take to defeat a dictator? And is this the most dad-core action movie of all time?

This week on Last Night We Watched, we’re diving into the neon-lit, post-apocalyptic chaos of Double Dragon (1994)! Based on the classic beat-em-up video game, this action-packed (and wildly campy) adaptation throws martial arts, 90s cyberpunk aesthetics, and over-the-top villainy into a blender—whether it works is up for debate.Join us as we break down the bizarre plot, questionable CGI, and the undeniable charm of Mark Dacascos and Scott Wolf as the Lee brothers. Plus, Robert Patrick as a bleached-blond crime lord? We’ve got thoughts. Is Double Dragon a misunderstood cult classic or just another casualty of the dreaded "video game movie curse"? Tune in and find out!

Last night, we revisited a 90s kids' classic—3 Ninjas! But let’s be real… where was the dad in all of this? And was there any actual karate happening, or was it just a lot of dramatic yelling and slow-motion flips? We break down the nostalgia, the questionable parenting choices, and why grandpa was the only one taking martial arts seriously, kinda. Grab your jelly beans and prepare for some "Rocky loves Emily!" energy as we dive into this childhood favorite (or fever dream?).

Sharpen your stakes and break out your crimping iron because this week, we’re sinking our teeth into the real Slayer—Kristy Swanson’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)! That’s right, we’re taking it back to where it all began, before the CW got its broody, angsty hands on her.In this episode, we discuss why the original Buffy, with her valley-girl charm, Paul Reubens’ legendary death scene, and a peak '90s aesthetic, reigns supreme over the show (yes, we said it). Sure, Sarah Michelle Gellar had seven seasons to kick ass, but did she have a dance montage, a basketball dunking vampire, and Luke Perry rocking peak slacker hair? Didn’t think so.We also get into the CW Effect—how the network turned vampires into smoldering diary-writers and whether every supernatural show really needs that much brooding. (Spoiler: It doesn’t.)So grab your holy water, turn up the Totally Rad soundtrack, and join us as we defend the honor of the real Chosen One. Slayer purists, you might want to sit this one out.

This week, we tackle two wildly different movies: the charming oddball Frankie Freako and the unintentional fever dream that is Munchie Strikes Back.Join us as we gush over Frankie Freako—a film bursting with quirky charm, old-school practical effects, and hilariously offbeat timing that makes it an absolute joy to watch. Then, brace yourself for our roast of Munchie Strikes Back, a movie so cheap and sleazy it feels uncomfortably close to softcore porn (but with way worse dialogue).It’s a rollercoaster of laughter, love, and head-scratching moments as we compare these two cinematic gems(?) in one hilarious episode of Last Night We Watched!

Last night, we dove headfirst into The Book of Henry, a movie so wild it feels like a fever dream. Join us as we unpack the story of a child prodigy who dies in his mother's arms, a girl enduring unspeakable abuse, a mother pressured into committing murder, and a family navigating the failings of every system imaginable. Oh, and let’s not forget the potential dabble in necromancy because, sure, why not?We explore the bizarre tonal shifts, the baffling plot choices, and why Matt keeps picking the weirdest/worst movies for the show. Is this a misunderstood masterpiece or a cinematic trainwreck? That's not a real question because the only thing misunderstood is the creator's idea of a family movie. Either way, it’s hilarious. Tune in for our breakdown of The Book of Henry!

Join us on Last Night We Watched as we hop aboard the magical bus to Halloweentown—and promptly crash it into the pumpkin. We're diving into Disney Channel’s beloved-but-bonkers classics, Halloweentown and its cringe-worthy sequel, Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge.First, we’ll celebrate the campy charm of the OG, complete with Debbie Reynolds carrying the entire film on her witchy shoulders and a plot that somehow works despite its 90s TV-movie budget. Then, we’ll roast the sequel, where the acting takes a nosedive, the dialogue feels like it was written on the back of a napkin, and the villain’s plan is about as menacing as a wet noodle.From Marnie’s questionable spellcasting skills to a love interest with all the charisma of a stale candy corn, we’re not holding back on the absurdity. Plus, we unpack how Halloweentown II managed to make the phrase “party city vibes” a cinematic aesthetic.Is it nostalgia or nonsense? A treat or a trick? Tune in for some cackles, some critiques, and more bad acting impressions than you can shake a broomstick at!

In this episode of Last Night We Watched, we dive deep into the cult classic Roadhouse (1989), a film that’s equal parts absurd and legendary. Join us as we discuss Patrick Swayze’s iconic portrayal of Dalton, the coolest cooler to ever hit a dive bar, and ask the question that’s been plaguing us all: How does a guy who looks like he’s 130 pounds of pure muscle manage to rip out throats with the casual ease of someone opening a bag of chips?But we don’t stop there—Roadhouse might just be a work of corporate propaganda! Is Dalton's badassery just a metaphor for how corporate interests send local businesses to the chopping block? And can a cooler be seen as the ultimate corporate enforcer, coming in, cleaning up, and leaving small-town bars in ruins?Plus, this is Matt's first time watching Roadhouse (how?), and we will get his observations as it rolls out. Tune in for a breakdown of Swayze’s zen philosophy, the world’s most over-the-top bouncers, and the Roadhouse legacy that continues to rip throats... metaphorically, of course.

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of "Dude Bro Party Massacre III"—a riotously funny slasher parody that had us in stitches with its absurd humor and over-the-top jokes. While we loved the comedic elements, we felt a tighter edit could have made it an even sharper experience. Next, we ventured into the realm of found footage horror with "Deadstream," a laugh-out-loud ride featuring a YouTube personality who bites off more than he can chew. This gem had us on the edge of our seats and doubled over with laughter. Tune in for our thoughts, laughs, and maybe a few cringes!You won’t want to miss this one! 🎙️🍿

In this episode of Last Night We Watched, we dive into the wild world of VHS Beyond (2024), the latest and arguably most random entry in the iconic horror anthology series. Join us as we hilariously dissect the bizarre twists and turns of the film, pointing out moments that leave us scratching our heads—and laughing uncontrollably!We'll also take a deep dive into some of the series' more questionable segments, including the infamous "Fur Babies" and "Dream Girl." Are these the worst stories the VHS franchise has to offer? Spoiler alert: We think so! Tune in for our snarky commentary, and outrageous theories, as we poke fun at the weirdness that defines this installment.Grab your popcorn and get ready for a ride full of laughs, as we celebrate the strange, the silly, and the outright absurd in horror!

Episode Description: Get ready for a ghostly giggle-fest as we dive into the spine-tingling world of Paranormal Activity and its sequel, Paranormal Activity 2! Join us as we riff on the chilling yet often hilarious moments from both films, comparing their approaches to found footage horror and how they manage to terrify us with just a camera and a whole lot of spooky silence.We’ll explore how the first film, with its low-budget ingenuity, sets the stage for the haunting atmosphere, while the sequel ramps up the budget (and the chaos) in ways that leave us wondering: is more always better? Expect plenty of jokes about creaky floors, flickering lights, and questionable character decisions that have us yelling at the screen.With a blend of laughter and scares, this episode promises a fun ride through the paranormal landscape, proving that sometimes, the things that go bump in the night are just as funny as they are frightening! Tune in for a spirited discussion that will haunt you to your core! Or you'll laugh.4o mini

Episode Description: Buckle up for a wild ride as we tackle the absurdity of Jason X, where everyone’s favorite slasher takes to the stars, and In A Violent Nature, a gritty tale of survival and mayhem! Join us as we hilariously compare and contrast these two wildly different takes on the slasher genre.We’ll dissect the campy sci-fi elements of Jason X, from cryogenic sleep to futuristic weaponry, and ponder why anyone thought putting Jason in a spaceship was a good idea. Then, we’ll dive into the raw intensity of In A Violent Nature, exploring its darker themes and brutal storytelling.With plenty of jokes, absurd observations, and a few existential musings about why we love watching these films, this episode promises to be both entertaining and thought-provoking. Grab your space gear and your survival kit—it’s time for a slasher showdown like no other!

Episode Title: "Babysitters & Otherworldly Nightmares: A Double Feature Roast"Episode Description: This week, we dive into the chaotic realms of horror-comedy with a double feature roast of The Babysitter (2017) and The Void (2016)! Join us as we unravel the zany antics of a young boy facing off against his bloodthirsty babysitter and her demonic cult. Can he outsmart his teen tormentors, or is he just a pawn in their twisted game?Then, we plunge into the surreal nightmare of The Void, where a group of people finds themselves trapped in a hospital filled with bizarre creatures and existential dread. Spoiler alert: it’s as confusing as it sounds!With plenty of laughs, absurd plot twists, and questionable character choices, we’ll highlight the moments that had us shaking our heads and clutching our sides. Tune in for a night of horror that’s equal parts terrifying and totally ridiculous—because sometimes, laughter is the best way to fend off the monsters!

Episode Description: In this week’s episode, we delve into the wild world of the 2000 film Dungeons and Dragons, a movie that attempted to bring the beloved tabletop game to life but instead delivered a treasure trove of unintentional hilarity. Join us as we explore the film’s questionable plot twists, laughable CGI, and the baffling performances that have become cult classics for all the wrong reasons.We'll dissect the characters—from the "heroic" protagonists to the villain with a wardrobe that screams ‘thrown together at the last minute’—and highlight the moments that make you wonder if the script was written on a napkin during a lunch break.So grab your dice, roll for initiative, and join us for a comedic quest into the annals of cinematic history that proves sometimes, it’s the journey (and the laughs) that matter most!

"VHS: Terrors, Tangents, and the Kid Rock Connection"Episode Description: In this spine-chilling episode, we dive into the original horror anthology VHS, a film that brings together a collection of found footage nightmares guaranteed to keep you up at night (or at least make you cringe). Join us as we dissect the eerie stories, questionable character choices, and the impact of retro horror on today’s genre landscape.But that’s not all! We’ll also take a hilarious detour into the world of Kid Rock fans—what’s the deal with their fervent knowledge of Sudafed legality? And why do so many seem to favor cut-off sleeve shirts? We’ll explore the intersection of horror fandom and this unique subculture, highlighting the quirks that make both so memorable.Get ready for a blend of spine-tingling discussion and uproarious side banter that’ll have you laughing and questioning your fashion choices at the same time. Tune in for a night of terror and laughter you won’t want to miss!