Life’s Been Pretty Good Lately

Chaney and Robert are back in the studio (apartment). Robert’s cowardly plan to call out of work inspires a new business. Chaney trades guitar playing for having long nails. It’s decided pale people are at the top of the hotties list and some presidents may be middle of the list (politics aside). Robert shops his demos and Chaney shops in other countries for dog sculptures (for Robert) . Listen to the end and they’ll send you on your way. - Rusted Root

The idiot twins consider becoming the idiot triplets after Shia LaBeouf’s arrest in Nola. Chaney’s into OutKast and they’re BOTH into Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Paris Hilton’s mom loses it (Shia style) after a DJ won’t play MJ. Politics are put aside while the hotness of Chet Hanks gets considered. Chaney goes to Puerto Rico and Robert writes a song about it. Robert gets assaulted with extra money and Chaney gets in trouble for not being vegan. When you’re done listening, will you follow Alec Baldwin’s wife on Instagram….please?

Surprise! LBPGL is back with a laundry list of things to jock about. Robert spoils the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire and Machine Gun Kelly spoils life with his bad Michael Jackson impression. Chet Hanks tries go country and is still somehow better than Will Smith’s depression freestyles. Chaney rides shotgun with Maggie and it’s decided that Jake is the jerk of the Gyllenhaals. A cat meows throughout this episode (but still somehow is better than Will Smith’s depression freestyles).

Take a short walk to the chowder house with Robert, Chaney, and their not so special guest, Sydney. You’ll learn about Syd’s collecting habits and Robert’s barren walls. Listen to the end to find out how to graduate college illegally and how far Chaney would go to sleep with Glenn Close!

Please welcome Robert’s old friend and Chaney’s new friend, Sydney Doyon. These three geek out on Pokemon, the glory days of Nintendo, and Star Wars hot or nots. If you close your eyes it’ll feel just like you’re riding the hotel shuttle bus to Comic-Con! Robert shares ideas on technology and Syd shares the scummiest thing he’s ever done! Chaney has raccoons at their window and the Tasmanian Devil in their heart. Howard Stern gets a pass and Syd gets a rash. Recorded live in Portland, Maine. This episode is dedicated to Carrie Fisher.

Robert tells people his name is “Michael Jackson” all the time, Chaney has new rules for customers at cafes, this is the information you’ll get on this episode! Chaney talks falling in love in Hollywood and reveals the famous death that made the Taliban take the day off. Kirsten Dunst dunks on Dunce hubby Jesse Plemons and is indeed the better actor...but does RG (Robert Garcia) agree? Find out by listening and please tell 10 friends about this podcast, they’ll love it as much as we love Joaquin Phoenix’s sexy new salt and pepper look!

Walk through NYC again with the idiot twins! Chaney sees their silver fox mama in Manhattan. Michael Jackson is remembered over bagels in Washington Square Park. Central Park bingo leads to witnessing a baby’s first steps. From tourists lining up to touch a metal bull’s balls, to the Central Park seals moving to Miami, you can really tell they have their fingers on the pulse of nothing that important. Listen on as Chaney teaches Robert to appreciate the finer things while he admits he will do ANYTHING for 500 dollars.

Robert tries out new jokes and he also opens up about giving the middle finger to TRL’s Carson Daly . They each pick the hottest politicians (politics aside) and then sing “Last Night” by Morgan Wallen in its entirety. Will Smith continues to fall from grace with his new single “I Like Pretty Girls”. The opening to “A Star is Born” proves that Bradley Cooper can work a food truck AND work a crowd.

Robert is private. Handheld fans are trending. Chaney’s type is magicians, but they still can’t work their magic and make Robert watch The Ultimatum. Robert tells of another illegal kiss, and Chaney leaves Mindy Kaling in the dust. Chappell Roan posts an ass pic. Chaney makes Marc Maron a lucky guy. Robert has no job, but it’s okay because Chaney has a credit card.

What cancelled celebrity got sat at SNL 50? Listen to find out. Chaney talks of European walks, Robert remembers an Irish friend. Robert reveals a new bathroom buddy and Chaney reveals their middle name. 9/11 is remembered and who could forget Robert’s #1 crush (hint: Hilton). Now all they have to figure out is: Who is Paris and who is Nicole? On the next half hour.

This week they found out Jonah Hill is skinny again (but for how long?). Chaney wishes Robert went to The Weeknd’s concert with them, Robert wishes he had more money for clothes. Robert is moving cities and Chaney is moving fast in their new relationship(s). Chaney will save your voice memos and JD Vance will wear eyeliner to presidential press conferences. They give a certain president a pass, but still won’t budge on Birbiglia.

Please welcome today’s guest, New York City! This manic duo is out on the street and recording into an iPhone (sound effects are real). Robert jocks cars like a man, and Chaney gets a look at catwoMAN as Robert explains the plot of “Batman Returns”. Chaney talks “White Lotus” and sex while Robert talks about wild things women say in Massachusetts. They play a quick game of “who would you rather do?” and touch on old classic subjects such as: making fun of straight men with painted fingernails, Robert confirming ScarJo is still #1, a check in on Fall Out Boy, and Chaney giving Pete Wentz a new nickname.

Wow, this is a dirty one! Robert lets Salma Hayek have her way with him and Chaney admits to being a “Mother Porker”. Sopranos gives Robert high cholesterol and Chaney gives a mom their number. The pair shares music and dreams of being storm chasers. Robert has nightmares of too many shirtless men in McCarren Park. You’ll hear about gross ass men and nice asses in Carhartt jeans. Chaney wants to Pray and Robert wants the Fray (to play in his backyard). Chaney reveals what men want through sext and Robert reveals the secrets of men’s underwear. Dance, Dance your ears to the end of this episode to find out what Fall Out Boy’s sexiest song really is.

Michael is mourned as they look at photos of Jacko’s funeral in an old People magazine. Robert reveals who he’d love to act opposite. Chaney receives a letter from a young Chaney. They both reveal their favorites movies as a child and their favorite celebrities who don’t reveal enough. Robert has yet another idea to take down SNL, while Chaney just wants to take down a sugarmama. Rock out with them as they listen to the new Green Day song and talk about the new band's setlist.

Siegfried and Roy put hair on the pair’s chests when a peek into their personal lives prove these cats were ultimate bad boys. The two leaf through an early 2000’s People magazine and reflect on Britney’s iconic shaved head and JT’s iconic moronic face. Corey Feldman beefs with Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson beefs with George Lucas. Chaney gets intimate with magic and Robert denies intimate feelings for Prince. Surprise guest Tom talks dinner plans and reveals the whereabouts of Robert’s biological father.

Robert wonders what it’s like to die from a pillow smothering, Chaney wonders what it’s like to date Parker Posey. They spend time ranking the best Canadians. Chaney ponders a possible Tom Petty tramp stamp and Robert questions whether or not he should get a job. A new band name is revealed. A Batman is eulogized. Robert almost meets a Haim sister, while Chaney meets a movie star. Tootsie talk and Dunham’s dirt are aired out, as the two listen to the author of American Psycho give his opinion on the ending of the TV show, Girls. Robert reviews Minecraft, which he stumbled into drunk.

Tom Petty’s top hat is the topic up top, ultimately resulting in Chaney renaming the rock icon, “Tom Pretty”. They discuss the awkwardness of a young Cameron Crowe, the legitimacy of “Super Size Me” (he was drinking the whole time), and the length of skirt that drives Robert gaga. Randy Newman becomes a New Man to the pair, as they dissect the iconic song “I Love LA”. Things musically get worse as Will Smith’s new single is slipped into the playlist, but the tension is eased with the challenge of deciding which Charlie’s Angel to sit next to on a plane. Hope you saved room for dessert, as Michael Jackson’s food rider requests are revealed.

First up is Ashlee Simpson, which naturally leads to bad celebrity child names. Chaney considers the hotness of the non- Travis Barker members of Blink-182, which leads to alien talk. Find out which podcaster can “die” and how good Tony Soprano looks with his shirt off (hint: it rhymes with “exy”). Robert sees Orville Beck at Whole Foods. Listen to the end to find out if Alec Baldwin is tired.

Sex in the woods, Chalamet in yellow jeans...have your eyebrows raised yet? Thoughts during the commercial breaks of the 2025 Oscars were recorded and these hooligans were rowdy. You’ll hear about Robert meeting Conan, Chaney’s reaction to Adrien Brody’s instagram, how alcohol affects Robert’s brain and where Chaney stands (or lays) with Laura Dern. This episode is better than Billy Joel.

SNL50 ruins Robert and Chaney’s lives. This week you’ll learn that the dork always gets the girl and that new girl, Zooey Deschanel, hasn’t changed her style since 2008. This episode is almost as crazy as Alec Baldwin’s behavior.... or Smallville star, Tom Welling, with his late night impulse to eat Arby’s no matter how many drinks he guzzles beforehand (guess we found his kryptonite). Amanda Seyfried offers date ideas and Robert reads some dating tips for women written in the 1930’s.

Chaney is back from Costa Rica with a taste for termites and tales of date nights. “Ice Age” brings up different memories, and yes, they're traumatic ones. Lady Gaga’s new single “Abracadabra” makes their hearts disappear. Robert rattles off Chaney’s new sayings with love and he receives a gift in return. Cancelled celebs they still love, Gob Bluth’s hotness, and Janelle Monae’s Grammy performance bring blushes to faces in this episode. Robert wears discount underwear and Chaney won’t reveal the price of their Nikes.

So many topics are covered their lips went dry. (Nothing a cup of Saltburn bathwater couldn’t fix). Aaron Rodgers proves the common fact of mismatches in couple’s hotness. Bite into Zach Braff’s movie credits, while Chaney and Robert watch the women of RHONY bite drunkenly into lots of meals. Robert gives a review of Beetlejuice. Chaney gives Buzz Lightyear a chance. You’ll learn the sexiest age to die, Ben Stiller’s surprise role, and exactly what Chappell Roan’s tramp stamp actually says.

What genre of music does Jessica Biel like best? Hint: Reggae. This episode is going to slap better than a Bradley Cooper steak and cheese. The pair finally breaks the ice on Justin Timberlake’s drunk driving arrest, and a small wardrobe malfunction. Frankie, the dog, finds out who her real parents are. Robert, the man, declares a new father figure. Chaney stans for Jaden Smith- will Robert’s mind change? A movie star comes out of the closet. Robert sneaks into “The Substance” and Chaney plans bringing tissues to “Othello”. This is truly the only New York podcast!

After 8 long months, they’re back! Robert learns new "names" while moonlighting at Starbucks. Chaney’s name changes...and so does Robert’s shirt after they both sweat it out over the women in Goodfellas. Aaron Rodger’s thighs catch Chaney’s eyes. And his necklace steals the show as they recap, “Enigma”. During the ep, you’ll learn how to sneak liquor into a Blink-182 show. Listen to the end to find out if Robert ever picked up that 16 dollars from Beacons Closet?

Please listen to Robert get robbed by selling his clothes to a nearby thrift store. Chaney reveals they do not want their soul to go on when they die and would rather come back as a song. They talk about Colleen, James Franco’s return to public and the person that asked Robert out on a date telepathically.

It’s the day after 4/20, so Robert and Chaney are not responsible for what they say! Robert sells his clothes at Buffalo Exchange in exchange for some knowledge of Japanese Strawberries provided by Jock, Chaney. These scumbags talk about the decline of music videos, tax evasion, and more. “Maskerbation” might even be involved when it comes to a certain masked hero’s (Spider-Man) nemesis in the sequel of the hit franchise. So please, Doctor OctoPUT your phone in your pocket and take a stroll through Central Park with the Joker and the Smoker.

Take a peek behind the stage curtain as Robert dives deep into the drama of being involved in a high school choir. (This is like if “Mean Girls” drank a Red Bull). Robert steals antibiotics from the dentist. Obama embarrasses himself. RG gives a one episode review of Love is Blind and Chaney reveals a type they find sexy. Hint: it’s Chaney, come on

Robert and Chaney's best friend, Jo(ck) G, makes a surprise appearance in the studio. Robert learns K-Stew is full Gay-Stew. You’ll find out Jo’s favorite personal stalker and what it’s like to get a lot of ass. Queen Latifah and her Queen come out on our show. Which way we would let Stephen king kill us?

Chaney’s close call with Hat Man makes Robert think of another man with a hat who called him a “poser”. Call them Kutie Perry as you get to hear through song why being a barista is the pits while they sing “Last Friday Shift”. Robert tells a tale of escaping through a window from a roommate with wandering eyes and yes, there’s a song for that story too!

Oh Lorde, they are loca today! Sheryl Crow’s new album gets reviewed and let’s just say it’s for the birds. Jonah Hill stuffs himself back onto set and is making a movie about his life (boring). Chaney sees Charli XCX and Robert sees Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Pop quiz: Whose TV show dance does Robert love? You’ll think you’re in Chicago when Chaney serves a deep dish on the mom who dared to steal her daughter’s man…hint: the answer will make you sMiley! Weird AL gets a “No” from Prince and “No Problem” from the King (of pop). Is Jamie Foxx just a cheating Dog? Find out on the next hour with Robert and Chaney!

Who needs spring showers when Robert and Chaney take multiple showers? These two get all cleaned up to talk about home laser treatment for dogs, as well as the woman in Chelsea who read their animals minds. Don’t scream WTF as Robert brings up Marc Maron's SNL audition. Please refrain from burping up bubles as Chaney tells Robert about Michael Buble's recent shroom trip with sober king, Will Arnett, in the passenger seat. Watch your step as they induct 50 Cent onto the Walk of Fame, while giving his pretty sister Eminem some cred on a movie well done. They'll only know you listened to the end if you’re able to tell them who Josh Brolin Chalamakes himself come out for in a poem wilder than a response to Bret Easton Ellis tweet in 2011.

Part 2 of the Oscars greasedown! You’ll find out whose been sharing tanning oil and just how desperate John Cena is for attention! After only watching the preview for John Cena's new movie “Ricky Stanicky”, Robert decides he’s Cena-nough. Also, who says miracles can’t happen when you are told a second hand version of a first hand account of two cats SPEAKING ENGLISH! Don’t waste anymore time in the litter box because you’ll want to hear which famous musician is as close to Robert as Chaney is to their television when Beth Stelling walks on screen-bye bitch!

Put your monocles away and listen as Chaney reviews POOR THINGS. Robert will just take a soda (for now) as he reflects on another Oscar nom: THE HOLDOVERS. Chaney makes it clear gender queer has been around in television a lot longer than Raunchy Robert realized. These two dopes ponder why people cheat the day before marriage--men’s pea sized brains aren’t the only thing they juggle as Chaney reveals a new talent. Don’t blink because god forbid a boob slips out.

Robert, a podcaster undercover as a restaurant worker, tells Chaney about a celebrity he saw Kissing Gay while on “shift”. These Rugrat’s eyes are on shift as well as they peep into windows at thongs and dongs. They quickly realize David Cross is hardly a man as they review She’s The Man. Robert gets uninvited to a gay choir. Chaney gets off of Micheal and into Missy. All on this week’s episode!

The pair’s lips take a break from their regular scheduled sucking to run a mile in this episode. And unlike Tom Cruise’s body in his “marriage” to Cutie Holmes, they cover a lot. Their sleepless nights have them up thinking about their interactions with Jack and Lena, the sexiest cartoon animals, and getting yelled at by Paramore’s touring guitar player. P.S. Conner update!

Please don’t call them Pig Notaros as they talk about boners and the fathers that steal blood from their children. And if that shocks you, don’t be afraid to cover your mouth (no one else in New York bothers to) as Robert describes a nasty burp and the body it came from. Listen to the end to hear a special guest tell them to shut up because listening to them is RUFF!

Robert and Chaney commiserate over being accused of autism once again (or was it twice, for some reason they're inexplicably obsessed with numbers). Diary of a Stand Up continues as Robert dishes the dirt on murmurs heard in alt room open mics. Yes, in the form of another parody song. Long standing crushes are talked about with the arrival of Curb Your Enthusiasm. A dream scenario falls into their laps. Listen to the end to find out why they could never ever live in the burbs.

Taylor cleans up at the Grammys while Jerk Antonoff steals another Grammys daughter and then marries her. Andie McDowell, there’s a spot in bed for you, babe. The ramp is broken out for Robert as he tries to go to the stage for one last push at stand up. A lightning round of impressions are a dish best served cold (on the house if you can figure out where Robert ends and Maron begins) and no one is safe as we say “what the hell?” To David Chapelle.

From hot room service in Boston, to pizza salads in Kansas City, let’s just say we’re lucky these two had enough space in their mouths to even reminisce on their solo trips back home. Michael steals the show once again in a documentary recap chronicling the night that “We Are The World” was recorded (hard to believe it was for charity considering Lionel Richie stole Chaney’s heart) please subscribe to the Patreon for the full watch along!

Robert and Chaney scoured through the best moments of their Patreon and delivered up the best bites. From dating three people simultaneously in high school, to thieving kisses all around town, you won’t want to miss this. “We still have Pete Wentz.” If you like this join the Patreon! You’re a freeloader!

Bear with Robert and Chaney as they figure out their new business model. No, it’s not Tracee Ellis Ross (sorry Chaney) it’s OneProv! They pull back the curtain (and their emo bangs) to show you how the sausage is made. The two poke fun at Bradley Cooper, Paul Thomas Anderson, and their/everyone's obsession with Alana Haim. Artist Fergie lends her music as Robert begs for more Patreon subscribers through song. Brought to you by 1prov.

The fun continues with another celebrity sighting (hint: they’re a FOX!). A Howard Stern classic story will scare you down to your bones. Robert and Chaney give you a sneak preview to their patreon-come jump on bar with the two biggest dogs to ever hop the junkyard fence. Love ya :)

Unemployed Robert decides to go back to acting. Chaney digs up MTV’s iconic “Yo Momma”’s greatest hits. They’ll play doctor if you be patient while they improv and freestyle to get ready for ONEPROV (Comedy classes coming soon) .

Robert decides to start a comedy school that will rival UCB. Chaney debates asking their partner for the hundredth time what a Roth IRA is. New Year, new jokes. Head over to Patreon to hear the 13 minutes that were deemed too disgusting to be released publicly.

Merry Sexmas! Robert and Chaney play “Pete wentz or Bret Easton Ellis?” Robert gets a second chance to prove Blink 182 is worth a damn. Listen to the end to find out who Madonna wants to ride bikes with in Britain…Hint: they’re sexy

Robert and Chaney review a popular comedian’s new “broadway show”. The pig is Birbiglia in this one.

Chaney tells you why they couldn't sit through Candy Cane LAME. A gift is given for Robert's Sweet Sixty (with bi-larious results). They listen to NOFX's "Creepin Out Sara" or maybe it was Tegan? The two make it crystal clear that the only Swanson they want is a TV dinner and not Ron from Parks and Recreation. Nick Offourscreenplease!

Robert and Chaney dissect the lyrics of a younger Robert’s pop punk song. And freezing cold revenge is dished out to them both in the form of song (audio is provided). It’s classic Chay and Silent Rob.

Robert plays a response to a question he asked Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho, Less Than Zero) as they try to figure out how many drinks the literary icon had one night in Brooklyn. Chaney reads you Liz Phair’s deleted instagram post and talks about being in the same room together the day after the controversial incident. ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/lifesgoodpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@lifesgoodpod/channels⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@lifesgoodpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/lifesgoodpod⁠⁠⁠⁠