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Liquor and Lyrics
by Liquor and Lyrics Podcast
"Lyrics & Lyrics," is the podcast where we delve into the darkly hilarious world of songs with questionable lyrics while sipping perfectly paired drinks. Expect a double shot of jet-black unapologetic humour mixed with just the right amount of intoxication. Pour a strong one for yourself and enjoy!
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#49: "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne feat. Static Major
New year... same vile content. Surprise deaths, eaten genitals and so much more! Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#48: "Now! That's What We Call Sh*t Lyrics" by Various Artists
From sexual festishes to misinterpretations of menstration break in the new year with us! Well, please don't. Just listen before or after. Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#47: "Baby, It's Cold Outside" by Frank Loesser (feat. Lynn Garland)
It's our christmas special! And it's a very creepy crimbo this year.... Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#46: "Hey, Soul Sister" by Train
Racist or not? Either way it's a bad display of lyrics this week that we can file under the category of 'awful white people'. Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#45: "Pony" by Ginuwine
Questions about pony sizes, saddles and sexy animals this week. Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#44: "Young Girl" by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
There's only one way to describe this episode - it's our 'Paedo Hunter' Special. Enjoy! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#43: "Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones
What started as a minefield of a song ending up being one of our favourites! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#42: "My Sharona" by The Knack
Tangents galore this week as we explore Wizard of Oz porn, sci fi and live porn. Thank you for bearing with the sound issues this is now fixed! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#41: "Freak Me" by Silk (Covered by ‘Another Level’)
Sexy, sexy, sexy and oh disgusting. Of course. In true festive spirit it’s all about whipped cream this week 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt.Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#40: "Guess" by Charli xcx featuring Billie Eilish
Lots of underwear and a foray into the 'Sexual Arena' 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#39: "U.G.L.Y." by Daphne & Celeste
The meanest song we've ever done and a new character! Apologies for any sound issues. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#38: "Lucky Stars" by Dean Friedman
A listener request from Steve this week! This song features the weirdest argument ever and we put our weird minds on top of all the already weird weirdness. Isn't Lisa the worst.... Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#37: "Little Children" by Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas
Well, we're finally back. As you can imagine from the song title this gets a tad dark. Choc ices, Hans Christian Anderson and Michael Jackson (sounds like a party) all get a mention this week and much more... Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#36: *EURO 2024 SPECIAL* "Baddies" by Aitch & Luciano
The worst and least football-related football song ever released? Possibly. The podcast that starts a Drake & Kendrick Lamar-style feud between Nick & Aitch? Possibly. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#35: *EURO 2024 SPECIAL* "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond & "Live It Up" by Nicky Jam, Will Smith & Era Istrefi
We're changing the format again and doing two songs in one show! This is the third instalment of our Euro takeover content that will last over the tournament period. In true Liquor and Lyrics fashion we've unearthed something sinister about Sweet Caroline and the other song... well... it features Will Smith... enough said! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#34: *EURO 2024 SPECIAL* "Vindaloo" by Fat Les & "We Are The Champions" by Queen
We're changing the format and doing two songs in one show! This is the second instalment of our Euro takeover content that will last over the tournament period. We're perplexed by the lack of Grandads, the logistics of buckets filled with curries and the ins and outs of a pleasure cruise! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#33: *EURO 2024 SPECIAL* "We're On The Ball" by Ant & Dec
We're dropping an extra episode into your feed today to celebrate the launch of Euro 2024! This is the beginning of our Euro takeover content that will last over the tournament period. The second episode in one week that features jokes about Ant Mcpartlin, Sven and Ulrika Johnson? You lucky people! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#32: "WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)" by Cardi B
We decided to give you a slightly extended version of an episode we enjoyed so much. Is this the Liquor and Lyrics Holy Grail? Hit play and find out..... Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#31: "Pull Up To The Bumper" by Grace Jones
A Grace Jones song from the 80s this week and for some reason, the episode is peppered with filthy Michael Caine references. Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#30: "Shave 'Em Dry" by Lucille Bogan
30th Anniversary Episode taking a trip to a grim 1930s song. Prepare yourself! Plagued with some sound issues, please blame Nick and send all complaints to him. (Just generally about anything in life) Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#29: "A Little Bit More" by Dr. Hook
Medical uses for hooks, pirate/Irish impressions and questionable motives. Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#28: "Peek A Boo" by Lil Yachty ft. Migos
Two Words: Soggy Biscuit. That is all. Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#27: "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee
Our first non-English translation episode brings an instructional video for kissing/dressing and Dan's creepiest voice, yet. Join us as we have a couple drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#26: "Hot Legs" by Rod Stewart
Questionable ages, inter-family relationships and some worrying whipping in Rods Seventies Song! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#25: "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj
Metaphors for big members, a heavy misuse of a set of grills and plenty more this week! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#24: "Thrift Shop (feat. Wanz)" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
This week we discuss a song about the trendy clothes found in your local Oxfam. Oh, and also the strangest club entry ever. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#23: "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
This week we discuss a listener request... and what a request it is! Probably the most disgusting lyrics we've come across yet... and that is saying something. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#22: "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits
We tackle the perplexing lyrics, try not to use a certain word, and contemplate the logistics of installing microwaves in this episode. It even features an appearance by the show's favourite punching bag, Sting. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#21: "Run For Your Life" by The Beatles
Prepare to be both amused and slightly disturbed as we delve into the dark and twisted world of The Beatles' "Run for Your Life" We riff on the absurdity of catty babies and stage a mock interrogation to get to the bottom of The Beatles' questionable lyrical choices. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#20: "Life" by Des'ree
As they navigate the nonsensical "Life," Dan and Nick share their hilarious interpretations and wild theories about what the lyrics could mean. From Scary Parks to toast it's all on the agenda. So, turn off the news and turn on this but make sure you watch out for ghosts. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#19: "It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World" by James Brown
This week's discussion takes an unexpected turn as we share moments of sincerity, discussing the broader societal context and the complexities of gender dynamics. Don't worry it's not for long. Soon enough, we launch into some of our most absurd roleplays yet, flipping the mood from contemplative to downright comical. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#18: "Buck Rogers" by Feeder
We end this episode with our favourite roleplay so far! Whether you're a fan of "Buck Rogers" or just in the mood for a laugh, this episode promises to be an experience. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyricsJoin us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#17: "Work It" by Missy Elliot
In this laugh-out-loud exploration, Dan and Nick take on the challenge of decoding the playful yet enigmatic lyrics of "Work It." Brace yourself for a comedic workout as they dissect Missy's linguistic acrobatics and offer their interpretations of the infamous "flip it and reverse it" line. So, grab your headphones, hit play, pilf ti dna esrever ti. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#16: "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes
In this brand-new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having awful lyrics. In this episode, Dan and Nick take a light-hearted dive into the world of personal ads, unexpected encounters, and the timeless pursuit of love set to a catchy Caribbean beat. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics
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#15: "I Drove all Night" by Roy Orbison
In this brand-new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having awful lyrics. This week get ready for a wild ride as Dan and Nick hop into their metaphorical convertible and hit the road dissecting the iconic song "I Drove All Night" by Roy Orbison. Brace yourself for laughter, witty banter, and some questionable interpretations of the lyrics that will have you questioning the meaning of this classic track. So, buckle up and join Dan and Nick on this comedic road trip through one of Roy Orbison's most beloved hits. Whether you're a die-hard fan of the song or just looking for a good laugh, this episode promises to be a joyride you won't want to miss! Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#14: "Stop The Cavalry" by Jona Lewie
In this brand-new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having awful lyrics. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. Another chance to have a pop at Sting but with the bonus of Bono and Geldof too! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#13: "Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid
In this brand-new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having awful lyrics. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. Another chance to have a pop at Sting but with the bonus of Bono and Geldof too! 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#12: "Biology" by Girls Aloud
In this brand-new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having awful lyrics. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#11: "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake (feat. Timbaland)
In this brand-new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having awful lyrics. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#10: "Every Breath You Take" by The Police
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having. Sting *Sigh* need we say more? Well, we do. Mostly about tantric sex. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#9: "Rockstar" by Post Malone (feat. 21 Savage)
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. This week we've made the decision to dissect a song that may be a contender for the worst track we've ever had to talk about. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (make them doubles, anything to ease the pain) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#8: "Spice Up Your Life" by the Spice Girls
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. This week we've opted to delve into the iconic time that was the 90s with a global hit featuring a singer and four others. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (does the Pope shit in the woods?) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#7: "Dakota" by Stereophonics
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. This week we've opted to take a look at the last half-decent song to be recorded by everyone's favourite Welsh band. No not that one. No, not them either. Fine, everyone's fifth favourite Welsh band. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (beer o'clock innit?) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#6: "Shape Of You" by Ed Sheeran
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. This week it's the turn of that bloke from Game Of Thrones to receive the L&L treatment. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (fine, but you're not making me do shots) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#5: “It Wasn’t Me" by Shaggy Feat. Rik Rok
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. We're marking the momentous fifth episode and it's time for us to turn our attention to a crossover classic. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (fine, just one for the road) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#4: "Sex On Fire" by Kings Of Leon
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. Time for a fourth episode and it's time for us to turn our attention to one of the biggest tunes of the 21st century. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (rude not to, innit?) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#3: "Year 3000" by Busted
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. We're now three episodes in and the focus turns to a noughties pop-punk hit from the UK's answer to Blink 182 (Dan's words). Join us as we have a couple of drinks (oh go on then, you've twisted my arm) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#2: "Rabbit" by Chas & Dave
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. In this second episode, we've jumped in the time machine to 1980s London. Yes, it's the turn of jaunty Cockney jellied eel pub singalong merchants Chas & Dave. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (it's 5pm somewhere, innit?) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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#1: "Greased Lightnin'" from "Grease"
In this brand new series, hosts Nick and Dan aim to take a sideways look at those songs that are popular despite having some questionable lyrics. In the first episode, we've gone in big on 'Greased Lightning', a huge track from, let's face it, everyone's favourite 50s high school-set musical. Join us as we have a couple of drinks (sun's over the yard, innit?) and aim to skewer a classic track. 'Liquor And Lyrics' is written, recorded and produced by Nick Lee and Dan Holt. Find all our links here: https://linktr.ee/liquorandlyrics Email us: [email protected]
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"Lyrics & Lyrics," is the podcast where we delve into the darkly hilarious world of songs with questionable lyrics while sipping perfectly paired drinks. Expect a double shot of jet-black unapologetic humour mixed with just the right amount of intoxication. Pour a strong one for yourself and enjoy!
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