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List it or Leave it

Welcome to List It or Leave It with Claire McFarland and Melissa Martin—neighbors, real estate coworkers, and best friends! Each week, we dive into a new topic and rank our favorites (and least favorites)—from wild conspiracy theories to the best and worst exes, and even the top spots in Kansas City for the perfect girl dinner. . Whether you're here for the chaos or the camaraderie, or the rankings and ramblings, this podcast is the ultimate blend of friendship and fun. Will it make the list? Tune in to find out!

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    Episode 19 - Weird Hills We’ll Die On (and Other July Ramblings)

    We’re back, slightly sunburned and highly opinionated. This week, we’re catching up on life—July 4th chaos, anniversary glam, and the emotional turmoil of being apart for a whole week (pray for us). Then we dive into the weird, petty, and totally valid hills we’re willing to die on. From food takes to social etiquette, nothing is safe. Buckle up, it’s a listy one.

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    Episode 18 – What We Love About America (Even Right Now)

    It’s List It or Leave It, so you know we’re diving into a list — and this time, it’s all about what we love about America 🇺🇸. The timing? Yeah… we know it’s a choice given everything going on politically, but hey, we’re here for some laughs, some reflection, and a break from the chaos.Melissa gets a little deep (because sometimes you’ve gotta feel your feelings), while Claire keeps things light and hilarious in the way only Claire can. From animals to breadsticks, we cover it all.Tune in for the quirks, the carbs, and the chaos. 💥🌭🐶

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    Episode 17 - Things Only Midwestern Kids Know

    If you’ve never survived a tornado drill, been force-fed a questionable Jell-O salad, or called it pop (not soda)… this one’s not for you. We’re listing the Midwest kid truths that outsiders will never understand — from gas station pizza being elite to “snow days” that required actual blizzards.🌽✨ Midwest kids, it’s your time to shine. Let’s see if your childhood made the list — or if we’re gonna have to fight you over ranch dressing.

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    Episode 16 - Popcorn, Please: Movies We’d Die on a Hill For

    This week, we catch up on life’s usual chaos: Melissa’s family drama (yes, again) and Claire’s internal battle over whether or not to eat the last hot dog.Then we dive into our list of movies we’re absolutely obsessed with—the ones that shaped us, raised us, and still live rent-free in our heads.If you haven’t seen these? We’re bringing snacks and forcing a movie night.

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    Episode 15 - This One’s for the Emotional Support Animals

    It’s been a week and a half, y’all. From surprise family curveballs to deep loss, we dive into the messy middle of grief, friendship, and being fully unwell in public. Then, because we needed it, we pivot into the chaos of assigning each other animal identities. Bonus: unexpected Small Biz love bombs throughout. (We can’t help it—we’re emotionally unstable but locally supportive.)

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    Episode 14 - Sunburned, Scattered, and Still Fabulous

    We’re back, baby—and yes, we remember how to podcast… kind of. In this episode, we’re talking all things summer: the stuff we’re excited for, the weird traditions we can’t quit, and the absolute nonsense that somehow screams “fun in the sun.” From lake day delusions to street traditions and questionable tan lines, we’re listing what’s hot, what’s not, and what needs to be left in last summer’s cooler.Is it chaotic? Of course. Are we funnier than ever? Also yes.So grab a cold drink, slather on the SPF, and join us for a summer kickoff you didn’t know you needed.

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    Episode 13 - Bury Me With a Bang

    In this episode, we plan our dream funerals—because if we have to go, we’re going out in style. Think confetti cannons, choir renditions, and one last dramatic moment for the road. It’s morbid, it’s hilarious, and it’s very on brand for us. Come for the laughs, stay for the surprisingly thoughtful send-offs.

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    Episode 12 - Weird Stuff We’re Totally Not Embarrassed About…Right

    This week, we’re listing all the things we say we’re embarrassed to love—but let’s be honest, we’re actually kind of proud. From bizarre snack combos to unhinged reality shows we’d defend with our lives, this episode is a safe space for guilty pleasures… minus the guilt.

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    Episode 11 - KC like it's the first time

    If we had amnesia and woke up in Kansas City with no memory but excellent taste, what would we do first? In this episode, we imagine exploring KC like total newbies — from where we’d eat to what we’d see, and yes, per usual we get in a fight about it. Whether you’re a local looking for a refresh or visiting for the first time, this list is your unofficial starter pack to the city we love (and sometimes roast).

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    Episode 10 - Hall Pass Hotties

    In this episode, we’re spilling all the tea on our ultimate celebrity crushes—yep, we’re talking Hall Passes! From silver screen heartthrobs to unexpected wild cards, we each reveal our top picks and why they made the list. We laugh, we swoon, and maybe even question each other’s choices (no judgment… kind of). Grab your popcorn and join us for a flirty, funny ride through Hollywood’s finest.Who made your Hall Pass list? Let us know—we’re dying to compare notes.

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    Episode 9 - KC Food — Trash Panda Edition vs. Treat Yo Self Mode

    In this episode of List It or Leave It, we’re diving into the delicious duality of Kansas City dining. From the best places to eat takeout in the comfort of your home like a raccoon in heat (no judgment), to the spots that make you want to iron a napkin and pretend you know what a wine flight is — we’re covering both ends of the foodie spectrum. Whether you’re rocking sweatpants or Loubs, we’ve got the lists you need. KC foodies, come get fed.

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    Episode 8 - The Dumb Things We Did When We Were Younger

    Episode 8: The Dumb Things We Did When We Were YoungerWe’ve all done some questionable things in our younger years—but Claire and I might take the cake. In this episode of List It or Leave It, we’re diving into the dumbest, most ridiculous things we did growing up. From near-disastrous decisions to moments that still make us cringe (or cackle), we’re baring it all. Whether you need a laugh, a reminder that you weren’t that reckless, or just want to judge our past choices—this one’s for you. Tune in and get ready to feel a little bit better about your own life decisions!

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    Episode 7 - Where We Would Retire

    🎙️ Episode 7: Retirement Dream Destinations – The Ultimate Showdown 🎙️In this episode of List It or Leave It, we tackle the big question: Where would we retire? Of course, it’s not just a calm discussion—it’s a full-on debate. From sunny beaches to charming small towns, we each come in with our dream destinations, convinced we’ve got the perfect pick.But, as always, things don’t go that smoothly. Do we agree? Absolutely not. Do we argue? Of course. Do we love each other anyway? Always.Tune in for some passionate opinions, surprising choices, and maybe some horrible cringe worthy voices after a Bloody Mary or two. Whether you're dreaming of retirement or just here for the banter, this episode has something for everyone.🏝️🏔️🏙️ Where would you retire? Let us know!#ListItOrLeaveIt #RetirementGoals #BestFriendsWhoDebate

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    Episode 6 - What Grinds Our Gears

    Welcome back, gear-grinders and eye-rollers! In this episode, your favorite real estate duo turns into the ultimate venting machine. We’re talking about all the little (and not-so-little) things that make us want to scream into a pillow—or maybe just dramatically sigh in the middle of a basic convo.The idea But it’s not just a rant-fest. We’re ranking these annoyances on the List It or Leave It scale—are they minor inconveniences or full-blown deal-breakers.It’s petty. It’s relatable. It’s the therapy session you didn’t know you needed—but way cheaper.Hit play and let’s get annoyed together.

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    Episode 5 - Best Celebrity Personalities

    After the Super Bowl loss, we're seeking solace the only way we know how: by imagining which celebrities we'd invite over to commiserate on our couch. In this episode of List It or Leave It, we rank the top celebrity personalities we'd love to hang out with—the wittiest banter and best recipes. From the effortlessly cool to the delightfully unhinged, we debate which A-listers would make the ultimate couch companions. Will we agree on the perfect guest list? Probably not. Will we argue about it passionately? Absolutely. Tune in as we list and laugh!

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    Episode 4 - Best & Worst Relationships

    Episode 4: Best & Worst Relationships – The Good, The Bad, and the Red FlagsIn this episode ofList It or Leave It, we’re getting personal. From the partners who set the bar high to the ones who left us with some serious life lessons, we’re ranking our best and worst relationships. Expect a mix of hilarious, cringe-worthy, and heartwarming moments as we dive into what made these relationships unforgettable—for better or worse. Plus, we’ll break down the biggest green and red flags we’ve learned along the way.Whether you're reminiscing about your own dating history or just here for the drama, this is an episode you don’t want to miss!Listen now and let us know—what’s on your list of relationship deal-breakers?

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    Episode 3 - Jobs we would have if $ didn't matter

    This week, we kick things off with a quick recap of our chaotic lives, before diving into the fun stuff—jobs we’d do if money wasn’t a factor. From professional hotel reviewers to one hit wonders, we’re ranking the most ridiculous, fabulous, and slightly questionable career dreams we’ve ever had. Tune in to hear us list it or leave it, and laugh way too hard at our own dumb ideas.

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    Episode 2 - TikTok

    In this episode of List It or Leave It, we’re mourning the loss of TikTok the only way we know how—by arguing about it. Join two best friends as we rank the trends, home design, and bizarrely satisfying videos we’ll actually miss, while roasting the ones that should’ve been left in drafts. It’s part nostalgia, part chaos, and 100% us trying to convince each other we’re right. Grab a snack—this is gonna be fun!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to List It or Leave It with Claire McFarland and Melissa Martin—neighbors, real estate coworkers, and best friends! Each week, we dive into a new topic and rank our favorites (and least favorites)—from wild conspiracy theories to the best and worst exes, and even the top spots in Kansas City for the perfect girl dinner. . Whether you're here for the chaos or the camaraderie, or the rankings and ramblings, this podcast is the ultimate blend of friendship and fun. Will it make the list? Tune in to find out!

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Claire McFarland & Melissa Martin

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What is List it or Leave it about?

Welcome to List It or Leave It with Claire McFarland and Melissa Martin—neighbors, real estate coworkers, and best friends! Each week, we dive into a new topic and rank our favorites (and least favorites)—from wild conspiracy theories to the best and worst exes, and even the top spots in Kansas...

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