Madness: A Nigerian Living.

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In this episode, we dive into the groundbreaking proposal by Nigeria’s Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to allow inmates to participate in the 2027 general elections. What are the legal, ethical, and logistical implications of giving prisoners the right to vote? Could this move strengthen Nigeria’s democracy or raise new challenges? We explore the motivations behind the policy, reactions from us, and what it could mean for electoral reform in the country.Tune in as we ask: Should inmates be allowed to vote?

Public discourse shapes the heart of any thriving democracy, and in Nigeria, its role has never been more crucial. In this episode, we explore why open, informed, and respectful conversations are essential for Nigeria’s social, political, and economic development. From grassroots activism to national debates, we discuss how public discourse empowers citizens, and fosters unity amid diversity. Tune in to understand the challenges and opportunities in nurturing meaningful dialogue that can drive positive change across the nation.

In this powerful episode, we explore the growing tension between democratic ideals and the suppression of free expression in Nigeria. Despite being Africa's largest democracy, Nigeria has witnessed increasing crackdowns on dissenting voices — from journalists and activists to artists and everyday citizens.Why is freedom of speech under threat in a nation built on democratic values? How do state surveillance, social media laws, and cultural taboos contribute to a silencing culture? And what does this mean for the future of civic participation and human rights?Join us as we speak on the roots of this repression, and the tools used to enforce silence.🔊 This episode is a must-listen for anyone interested in African politics, democracy, and the fight for freedom of expression.

A playful episode of me pondering on why we only complain about change in price after a 100% increment or more. Why aren't sensitive to smaller price changes?

Why do billion-naira projects in Nigeria fall into disrepair within a few years or sometimes months of completion? In this episode, we discuss Nigeria’s chronic maintenance culture crisis, exploring why public infrastructure, facilities, and institutions often crumble despite substantial investments.From abandoned hospitals to dilapidated schools and failing road networks, we unpack the political, economic, and social factors fueling this national challenge. Is it corruption, lack of accountability, or simply a systemic disregard for long-term planning? And most importantly, what can be done to reverse this dangerous trend?

In this episode, we delve into the concept of "slow violence" – a term that encapsulates the gradual, often invisible forms of harm that wreak havoc on communities over time. Focusing on Nigeria, we explore how systemic issues like corruption, economic inequality, environmental degradation, and poor governance contribute to a form of violence that doesn’t always make the headlines but is deeply felt by everyday Nigerians.Join us as we unpack the ways in which Nigeria’s politics, and environmental crises intertwine to create a climate of slow violence – and what needs to change to address this quiet yet pervasive epidemic.

In this episode, we explore why self-expression is often stigmatized in Nigeria. From societal pressures and cultural norms to family expectations, we examine how tradition can suppress individuality. We discuss the challenges of navigating identity in a society that values conformity. Join us as we uncover the struggles and triumphs of those pushing for more freedom in self-expression.

In this episode, we discuss the complexities of trust in Nigerian society, exploring how historical, political, and socio-economic factors have shaped the nation into one of the world's low-trust societies. From government institutions to everyday interactions, we examine the widespread skepticism that affects everything. We share insights on the roots of this distrust and its impact on Nigerians well-being. We also explore potential solutions in rebuilding trust for a more unified and prosperous future.

In this episode, we explore the complex issue of impoverishment, unpacking the systemic causes and social barriers that keep people in poverty. We also discuss how the poor masses benefit the corrupt Nigerian government and potential solutions to break the cycle of poverty. Tune in for an eye-opening look at the realities of poverty and its impact on individuals and communities.

In this episode, we explore the unique tradition of Nigerian weddings, where couples often celebrate with three distinct ceremonies. We ponder on their cultural significance and ask, Are these ceremonies still necessary? Tune in for a captivating look at weddings—and maybe even divorce!

In this gripping episode, we contemplate the phenomenon of "jungle justice"—a brutal and often deadly form of vigilante justice that plays out in various corners of the world. From lynch mobs to public executions, we explore the motivations behind these acts and the societal conditions that foster them. Is it the breakdown of trust in the justice system? A lack of empathy? Or something else entirely?Tune in to understand why the cycle of violence persists and what might be done to prevent it.

Do you believe in the tales of stolen penises and genitals? In this episode, we look into the mysterious and little-known Koro Syndrome, where people fear their genitals are disappearing or retracting. We explore how culture, fear, and mental health collide to create this strange phenomenon. Tune in for an eye-opening and fun discussion on this wild condition!

Ever wondered if you’re asking or begging? In this episode, we break down the difference between a polite request and full-on desperation. We’ll share hilarious examples, dive into the psychology behind both, and give you tips on how to ask for what you want without losing your value. Tune in for a fun take on the art of asking!

In this eye-opening episode, we tackle the "Black tax"—the financial burden that many Nigerian families face due to financial hardship. From supporting relatives to overcoming workplace disparities, we dive into how this invisible tax keeps wealth out of reach and fuels generational poverty. With our fun host, we explore the root causes, real-world impacts, and share actionable ideas for breaking the cycle. Tune in for a lively discussion on how to fight back and create lasting change!

One of the biggest news stories in Nigeria right now is the rebasing of our GDP. What is rebasing? Is it beneficial for us, the citizens? Are there any reasons to worry? On today's episode we will be examining Nigeria's GDP rebasing, and I will be sharing my honest thoughts on it.

We all want to celebrate the urbanization of Nigeria as we see it as progress. But "progress" doesn't have to come at the expense of practicality. Nigerian houses needing constant air conditioning when the country doesn't have constant electricity is madness. And today we discuss this madness. Questioning our architectural choices, looking at alternatives, and focusing on simple solutions to these issues.

As Nigeria enters 2025, what’s in store for its economy? In this special episode, we explore key factors shaping the nation’s future, from government policies to global trade, and inflation. Tune in for a concise overview of what to expect and how to prepare for 2025!

The questions we ask tells us a lot about ourselves. In this episode, we uncover the top 10 most searched questions on Google by Nigerians. What are Nigerians really curious about? What are the burning questions on their minds? Join us for an insightful and fun conversation as we discuss the patterns shaping the questions asked

In this episode, we explore the evolving concept of the "Nigerian Dream"—a vision of success shaped by ambition, and resilience, or a never-ending nightmare. Through stories and reflections, we shed light on the challenges and rewards of navigating the social, economic, and political landscape of Africa's very own Nigeria.

In today's episode, we dive into a mix of ranting and analysis on Lagos' recent ban on single-use plastics. We'll explore the potential environmental and economic benefits of this policy while also critiquing the inefficiencies in its current implementation. Join us as we dissect both the promise and the pitfalls of this controversial move by the government.

As counterintuitive as it might seem, would Nigeria be a richer country if we had earthquakes? In today's episode, we will be discussing this and the need for a diversified GDP portfolio. 00:00 - Intro 03:32 - The Institution role in wealth 06:58 - The broken windows theory 10:18 - After elections what next? 12:50 - Why a natural disaster helps 17:06 - Outro

On this episode, we will be exploring what it truly means to be a "Respectful Nigerian" in today's world. From traditional values to modern challenges, we unpack how respect is expressed in society at large. We also discuss the evolving nature of respect in a multicultural place like Nigeria, addressing how younger generations are redefining what it means to honor elders, uphold tradition, and foster mutual understanding. Tune in for a thought-provoking conversation on culture, values, and the power of respect. 00:00 - Intro 01:54 - The hierarchy of respect 04:50 - Understanding Owed and Earned respect 07:08 - Speaking pijin is disrespectful? 11:13 - Context for applying respect 13:36 - Outro

In this bonus episode, we’re diving into a wildly hypothetical scenario: What if three candidates— a woman, an atheist, and a queer person— all ran for president of Nigeria? Who would come out on top in this battle for the highest office? We’ll explore the social, cultural, and political factors that could shape the race. Tune in and tell us— who’s got your vote? 00:00 - Intro 01:04 - The female president 03:38 - The atheist president 06:27 - The Queer president 07:41 - The nuances of this discuss 10:41 - Outro

"We are super connected and super lonely. Super stimulated and super numb. We are self-expressing and self-objectifying."- Unknown. Today we will be discussing the human condition in context of a Nigerian adult. (00:00) Intro (01:04) The system that leads to loneliness (04:38) Decline of community (06:05) We are social animals (07:02) The social media conditioning (10:52) Overly Tribalistic Mindset (15:02) Friendship is the cure (16:42) Outro

Is Nigeria a democracy? In this episode, we will be discussing the impact our collective family power dynamics have on how we see and practice our questionable democracy. 

I'm sure we've all experienced terrible advice from well-meaning individuals. And worse, we know their intentions are good, so we are torn by their supposedly good advice. But what if I told you that there are benefits to this? In today's episode, we will be discussing just that.

"Houses are overpriced, too clustered, the traffic is insane, everything is a lot more expensive, they don't even remember what stars look like, island water stinks!! I could go on. Lagos people think the night life can compensate but oh well... ... You have to be a masochist to live in Lagos, cause there's no way a serrated knife is going up your anus and you still claim to be happy." - Tega, 2023.

Is food allergy a myth in Nigeria or a cause for concern? In today's episode, we will take a look at food allergies and what it is like to manage being allergic in Nigeria. Links to the research articles and papers down below: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1939455119312451 https://www.researchgate.net/publication/339952808_FOOD_ALLERGY_AND_ITS_SYMPTOMS_IN_THE_RIVERS_STATE_OF_NIGERIA https://theconversation.com/how-traditional-practices-in-nigeria-can-put-a-stop-to-an-increase-in-allergies-54031

Nigeria is supposed to be the African giants, right? On this episode we will be discussing our collective inferiority and superiority complex.

The biggest paradox of wealth is that it costs more to be poor. And today we will be delving into the cost of poverty in Nigeria.

When was the last time you saw a butterfly? What if I told you Nigerian moral decay is positively correlated to our lack of seeing butterflies? Today we will be examining what the Nigerian butterfly means to our well-being.

What if you were told selfishness is a good thing? What if you were told greediness is the opposite of selfishness? How crazy will it sound to you? Well, buckle up for a deep delving into selfishness.

We will be having a quick inspection of what selfishness is and isn't, what benefits it has, and how it makes us better citizens on this bonus episode. The in-depth analysis on the art of selfishness would be released in the upcoming week and this episode will be deleted after 3 weeks.

A posse cut is a popular form of song in hip hop music that involves successive verses by four or more rappers. An epitome of collaboration and healthy competition,

One of my favorite quotes is; "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." And today's episode is just my thoughts on how good intentions can make the Nigerian experience worse.

Food plays a huge role in shaping culture and identity. Food connects us to our people through the shared ritual of preparing it over time. But does that mean it should remain the same? Or can we finally challenge the Nigerian culture by making one cucumber stew at a time?

The power of a story is belief; a good story shapes our reality as a self-fulfilling prophecy, and as such, we are here to ask who is telling the Nigerian story.   Is there a need to retell the story?

We can’t discard the effect the Nigerian Government have on our daily lives: how they are the weapon fashioned against us. So today we will be taking a look on what exactly causes the government to weaponize village people.

We can’t discard the effect of the fear of village people on our daily lives: how it cripples our need for self-expression, burdens us with a distrust of people and their motives. So today we will be taking a look on what exactly causes village people.

"Go get your shoes, I am waiting for you." Just for you to come back out and they have gone. This is an experience a lot of Nigerians had growing up. Have you ever wondered what that distrust did to us?

This episode examines the mechanism of Nigerian punishments, and the effect it has on our psyche. While trying to answer the question "Do we really need to punish kids?"

This episode examines the mechanism of a Nigerian apology, and the effect it has on power dynamics. So, should you really apologize as a Nigerian?

Our obsession with pink lips and 'light' skin is beyond me. Why is the bleaching industry raking millions, billions even? The answer is why sometimes, I wish my dick head is pink. Why black skins feel bleak... What beauty is must be unlearned.

An intentionally false statement can be a powerful tool in the right hands, and to Nigerians, we are swordsmiths using lies to craft and shape the souls of the generations after us. But should we continue to live like this?

This episode is a cornucopia of madness ranging from seeing naked mad people in the streets, confusing fear for respect, abuse for love, a facade of purity for protection, and the allegory of the cave by Plato. In the abundance of this madness, what wisdom can we find?

If you need to cut wood, you should not pick up a hammer. If, as a people, we always rely on the golden hammer, how can we progress? How can we grow? This episode first of discusses what the hammer is...

There is an unspoken interpretation of Time in Nigeria that manipulate Time. How do you understand it? and how do you activate your ability to manipulate Time too? You will find out on this episode.

Nigerians will always find a reason to laugh. Making light of our dire situation is an admirable trait but it has also made us removed from our reality. As a people we need to... ... Laugh Less?

Why did they vilify pidgin and call it bad english? what life lessons does speaking pidgin teaches you? Let us delve into these questions and find poetry in our pidgin, our beautiful pidgin.