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s01e18 "Babies and Bathwater" + s01e19 "Kids" a certain mindless-shambling-horror presence / give these jawas an emmy! / NPC husband / vogler 9000+ / skinny baby / rightwing hippies and leftwing hippies / h8 when my doctor isn’t a businessman / maybe it is fine if we just kill everyone / live laugh meningitis / medically irrelevant pedophile / interviewing qualified candidates with yr boys / what did he mean / a hemhorroidal experience  update: indeed we have very much enjoyed milord’s right-sizing of the state’s right to arbitrate life and death

s01e16 "Heavy" + s01e17 "Role Model // lesser demons become gym teachers / Australian body fascism / ex-fat revenge tour / new and different workplace harassment / chase was fone / gay obama / proto-r/atheism / red hot republican women / racism speedball / for you?! AIDS / seeking the indifference of the LORD

Babe (1995) + Babe: Pig in the City (1998), dir. George Miller // the idiots do the BABE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE / This Is an Art Film / if the Brits had colonized the Midwest / the pork production novel / yo soy pig / the device / doth man hath dominion over the earth? / AA for dogs / the porcine god / beatnik chimp genealogy / biblically fugly / babe two pig in the city is a christmas movie / pigs going their own way / russell pige / agamemnon’s clownsuit / automating women for anglican science fiction 

s01e15 "Mob Rules" the most five-foot-seven man of all time / neither canadian nor italian / i want to pollute! / pre-recession-core / the byronic grindset / mobbed-up walgreens / being gay and doing crimes / sherlock vs bbc sherlock / house of house / McGrinch / they have to believe that you’re really gonna hurt them / he got pussy brain and he off the ‘mones / medically into star wars send us your dick pill tattoos! [email protected]

s01e14 "Control"  there is no asia / you know asia / nothing’s done until it’s done / art of the deal / skip and bubba / iago mindset / bootstraps chauvinism / killing yourself to be hot / de-antisemitism reshoots / cutting yourself to ASPCA commercials / some shrewd organizing advice from Spencer

s01e13 "Cursed" very serious boys and very serious girls / in-house fascism / incel precursors / DARE philology / killing all the women so the plot can go / the epic poem osmosis jones / curing autism with anthrax / heteronormative séance / somebody’s angel / 

uh sorry we recorded this before the election lol please report any election interference to the election integrity community on x the everything app / i’m religious not spiritual / the cy young of baseball / middle school sexual morality / why don’t we simply kill the patient / med men / the big book of personalities / if you’re in 2005 please k*ll samuel alito immediately / stealing billionaire valor / don’t be like slurf / steward’s mound murder = not murder  abortion = murder  torture = not murder  lying to your husband = murder drone strikes on hospitals = not murder not supporting the troops = murder poisoning someone = not murder

s01e11 "Detox" fire is a lion is a lizard is a dragon is a predator / mr. big shoulders / vicodin math / hey miss migration can i / claritin romance / barf chat / stealing kentucky valor / sexually transmitted drugs / the soupçon of literariness / the torment of dr. hourani / doing medical experiments on your friends and employees happy halloween 

s01e10 “Histories” just alex and spencer today because aspen has rabies / hipster rave security / the radioplay-pantomine dialectic / eating vomit and reading magazines / hellmouth update / gentrification comics / house is acab

Halloween special! Dead Ringers (1988) dir. David Cronenberg a sexy tale about two brothers who got in a lil too deep? / dairy-fueled asexual reproduction / the carnal knowledge economy / shoulder thoughts / a series of tubes / doing the macarena of time / suicide by occam’s razor

s01e09 "DNR" regional disaster bulletins from the Fox News Triangle / Bronner, MD / DNR radio drama / frank / defending yourself in court / profound interracial homoeroticism / detached autonomous medieval penises / john henry foreman early 2000s digital blackface -- never forget. max alvarez on the south baltimore sacrifice zone scott nelson's biography of john henry

s01e08 "Poison" getting high on printer toner / lizard-faced protagonist physiognomies / a female fisher king / hwaet! / alf busdriver vs. union busdriver / immigrant corn poison panic / the official sports coach high school teacher ranking / fresno helicopter mosquito police / future employers of america  sontag score: 6.4/10 seepages in-house rating: 7.5/10 tumor sound effects

s01e07 "Fidelity" how dare you cheat on caveman spongebob / new House Smart Guy Trait /  an angelic approximation of human speech / how to make women not have sex with you / antfarm theory / women are anthropods / a nu metric / kristeva jumpscare / david shore is a fucking criminal / some other tv shows we’ve heard of Sontag score: 8.3/10 cancers In-House rating: 7.6/10 CGI blood cells

s01e06 "The Socratic Method" reducing the deficit to combat inflation / dry reuben with no pickles / paranoia keeps you limber / crisis hiccups / functionally identical to just being a dick / death and life in new jersey / confusing brunettes / anti-mom messaging / thank you mr grigorian / the bathroom wars to come / drunkphobia / tiktok poems for the dead

S01E05 "Damned if You Do" we are so back / nu host who dis! / we forgot what channel it was on / 24-hour-count-down culture / mormon nuns / fascist duels / male separatism / a wet and cold balance of humors / ray romano cosmology / australians can't read the bible