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Twain’s Dark Side#marktwain #corgi #quotes #mentalhealth

Ever hear of a Corgiatric Service Dog? You just did! LOLLet the healing commence!#corgi #psychiatricservicedog #mentalhealth

NOODLES & COMPANY SPAGHETTI SIT INIt’s Going to be Apastalyptic!Bring your pet—Service Animal or otherwise—to Noodles & Company in Shiloh, IL, to protest Margo’s ill treatment at the hands of the restaurant operator. Leave your money at home. We’re just drinking water (if they serve us) and discussing disability rights until Shiloh 5-O arrives to remove us!Here’s the lowdown.Date and time forthcoming.For more information, contact:Tom Arterburn — 314.421.3857Margo — [email protected] REPOST, SHARE, TAPE IN A RESTROOM STALL, WHATEVER!Down with the King of Cavatappi!

The one and only service dog with multiple personality disorder, psychosis, behavioral disorder, depression, anxiety and anger management issues.#corgi #servicedog #serviceanimals #disabled #mentaldisability #multiplepersonalitydisorder #anxiety #psychosis #canine #behavioralpsychology #depression #angermanagement

CNN (Corgi News Network) Special ReportBy Margo CorgiShiloh, IL—Noodles & Company was allegedly bad company for a disabled patron and his wife on Monday (April 6, 2026), when an employee who identified himself as the restaurant's operator declined to serve the family, citing the canine as the reason.He said he couldn’t allow the couple to dine in his restaurant because of the dog.When TR showed the operator the service animal’s ID badge, the owner said it didn’t matter and added that the canine was not a service animal because he had witnessed it being petted.With that, TR—a poorly trained journalist unlike me—grabbed his cell phone, which features an official PRESS credential from the Illinois Press Association on the back and started streaming, at which point the perpetrator of a misdemeanor offense under Illinois law fell silent except for continually asking us to leave the place of business.Watch for the upcoming satirical stream, because the incident is a joke! In 2026, a business operator unfamiliar with the ADA is downrights (sic) comical.The video's end reveals that the responding law enforcement officers (two out of view) failed to address the service-animal issue.“That’s partly my fault,” admitted TR. “The restaurant was occupied, and I was uncomfortable verbalizing my condition in public when I followed the operator’s call to 911 with my own call.”I’ll post the police response to the 911 call obtained by TR through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.Although he failed to file a police report at the scene, the 62-year-old followed up the next day and provided an audio- and video-recorded statement to the responding officer (a newly hired Marine Corps veteran), who apologized for the oversight.Unfortunately, we [the people who enforce the Goddamn law] aren’t always familiar with everything in the ADA [Americans with Disabilities Act]," said Officer Arkim Lewis of the Shiloh Police Department in Shiloh, IL.But the 35-year veteran reporter won’t take a litigious tirade off the dining table.“This is the last spaghetti straw,” he proclaimed. “My Corgi and I have worked together for ten years, and been hassled by Amtrak, Eckert’s, White Cottage, Dairy Queen, Tavern on Main, a number of hotels… I’ve written about ADA compliance for years and would be a hypocrite if I didn’t stand up for myself.”He admits that filing complaints can be arduous—especially for individuals who have difficulty with keyboarding, writing and speaking —but the offbeat reporter considers himself fortunate to be an artist.“I qualify for pro bono attorney support from the VLAA (Volunteer Lawyers and Accountants for the Arts) in St. Louis,” he said. “Without them, I might not be able to go litigious on the pasta-peddling [profanity redacted] cavatappi corporate conglomerate who could let this happen.”He said he doesn’t need another reason, “but I’ll give you one. I had a half-an-arm friend in school named Rick Arnold, who later became my editor. One day, for the ungracefulness of God, he was ridiculed in the bathroom by three [profanity redacted] adolescent [profanity redacted] sons of bitches who were waving two fingers in his face—mimicking the grotesque plastic and metal hooks prosthetic he was forced to wear in those days, and I failed to join in on the retribution fun. Instead of having his back, I let Rick go solo, violently swinging his sharp metal hooks within an inch of their laughing faces, out of the bathroom and all the way down the hall to the safety of their classroom. This is for YOU, my deceased buddy!”Arnold had facial paralysis and a severe speech impediment—an impossible hurdle for a newsman. Obviously he was much more: a [profanity redacted] Special Ops soldier in the war for the truth. Nothing could keep Arnold from his mission in life.“You think I’m a [profanity]?!, human rights haters,” TR declared. “Thank your God, Rick can’t get his hooks into you!”#CNN #corgi #servicedog

The Noodles & Company operator going GET OUT! on us made us feel like we took The Wayback Machine to The Greensboro Revolution! Sorry, Joe, Junior, David and Frank! We wussed out! But we shall return!#Apocalypse Now #Greensboro Revolution #Noodles & Company #Corgi #Discrimination #Civil Rights #Disability #Jim Crow #Racism #Law Enforcement #Police #War #Battle #Neurodivergence #Marlon Brando #John Wayne

If you scrape TR, you'll find that he has considerable experience reporting on law enforcement. He found this interaction with Officer Lewis to be a highly unusual, standout and standup experience."I've been on ride-alongs with patrol officers, and after just a few hours, I knew I did the right thing in choosing to write about what they do... not doing what they do. I couldn't!"No context needed!#Noodles&Company #Police #Law Enforcement #ADA #Americans with Disabilities Act #Service Dog #Service Animal #Disability #Disability Accommodation #Shiloh, IL #Corgi

Service Corgi Serves Up Counter-Discrimination Punishment to Poodle Noodler Fishing for TroublePasta Peddler Calls Service Corgi ImposterReporter Pressed By Pasta PoliceThirty lashes with a wet noodle? Not this time, BRRRO!By Margo CorgiShiloh, IL—Noodles & Company was allegedly bad company for a disabled patron and his wife on Monday (April 6, 2026), when an employee who identified himself as the restaurant's operator declined to serve the family, citing the canine as the reason.He said he couldn’t allow the couple to dine in his restaurant because of the dog.When TR showed the operator the service animal’s ID badge, the owner said it didn’t matter and added that the canine was not a service animal because he had witnessed it being petted.With that, TR—a poorly trained journalist unlike me—grabbed his cell phone, which features an official PRESS credential from the Illinois Press Association on the back and started streaming, at which point the perpetrator of a misdemeanor offense under Illinois law fell silent except for continually asking us to leave the place of business.Watch for the upcoming satirical stream, because the incident is a joke! In 2026, a business operator unfamiliar with the ADA is downrights (sic) comical.The video's end reveals that the responding law enforcement officers (two out of view) failed to address the service-animal issue.“That’s partly my fault,” admitted TR. “The restaurant was occupied, and I was uncomfortable verbalizing my condition in public when I followed the operator’s call to 911 with my own call.”I’ll post the police response to the 911 call obtained by TR through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request in the near future.Although he failed to file a police report at the scene, the 62-year-old followed up the next day.Unfortunately, we [the people who enforce the Goddamn law] aren’t always familiar with everything in the ADA [Americans with Disabilities Act]," said Officer Arkim Lewis of the Shiloh Police Department in Shiloh, IL.But the 35-year veteran reporter won’t take a litigious tirade off the dining table.“This is the last spaghetti straw,” he proclaimed. “My Corgi and I have worked together for ten years, and been hassled by Amtrak, Eckert’s, White Cottage, Dairy Queen, Tavern on Main... it's time to fight for our right to pasta down!"#ADA #Service Dog #Service Animal # Public Accommodation #Police #Law Enforcement #Disability #Noodles&Company #Shiloh, IL #DOJ #Americans with Disabilities Act

Journalism is increasingly recognized as a high-risk profession for mental health, with up to 95% of journalists exposed to potentially traumatic events such as witnessing death, violence, or receiving threats. This exposure, combined with the industry's relentless pace and "macho" culture of emotional detachment, often leads to significant psychological challenges. I still roll like a dog, American Psychiatric Association!TR won't stand for whining!https://writersweekly.com/this-weeks-article/blood-guts-and-byline-glory-cashing-in-on-the-exploitation-markets#comments#Journalism #News #Reporter #PTSD #Emotional Disorder #Macho #Bravado #Corgi #APA

Exploring Eckert's Tulip Trail#Eckert's #Belleville, IL #Tulips #Garden #Botanical #Corgi #Orchard #Farm

I’m officially the one and only outlaw Corgi covert correspondent Corginatrix! Copy this word at your peril! 🙂http://corginatrix.urbanup.com/18631824Andhttp://covert-corgi.urbanup.com/18627190Andhttp://doginatrix.urbanup.com/18612112LOL!

#skateboarding #thrashing #corgi

Is it too long?! LOL

TR was ejected from a timeshare presentation for video streaming, so we hunted down the hotel's vice president of operations to ask why they were allowed to record us, but we weren't allowed to record them.

Margo the covert Corgi attends the No Kings protest and march in St. Louis, Missouri.What's a Covert Corgi?!#No Kings #Corgi #St. Louis

We remember our party days. It all happens in the backseat of a car!

TR’s seen the timeshare dude before, on boardwalks, at carnivals and trade shows, in pre-owned car lots and on TV pitching plastic gadgets that don't last. Maybe Mr. Camera Shy graduated from hawking Ginsu knives in Atlantic City to fortune-telling the timeshare experience to Vegas delusionaries. <sic>We tried to document our experience and compare it with the research, but failed. Watch what happens!

Our take on the cinematically invincible movie about Las Vegas–Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. We hit the lifeguard at Tahiti Village, Las Vegas, pretty hard because Sin City has a horrible reputation for child endangerment.

I go undercover in Sin City to expose pet policy reversals, St. Pat's shenanigans, and all the boring 💩like sex, drugs, gaming, and rock & roll. I rock THE LOU baby! The strip's gonna put me to sleep. Watch!https://www.google.com/search?q=Most+Dangerous+City+St.+Louis&sca_esv=db2351f46a6aa745&rlz=1C1UEAD_enUS1150US1151&sxsrf=ANbL-n559ZCeoHRLvGdklYhZWFPTCDhchg%3A1772137415008&ei=x6ugab4Xsq66vw_r0erYCQ&biw=1642&bih=748&ved=0ahUKEwj-lvWo_veSAxUyl-4BHeuoGpsQ4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=Most+Dangerous+City+St.+Louis&gs_lp=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&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

Watch us investigate:#Breastaurant#Beer#Babes#Bankruptcy#CCTV#HootersCheck this out for our Wall Street-worthy coverage!https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/requiem-breastaurant-finding-out-lust-v-love-over-lunch-arterburn-4cmdc

Might have been what led to all the rebellious, wrecklessness. (sic)

All you need to know is that I'm a Doginatrix!http://doginatrix.urbanup.com/18612112

Mike Rowe? Where are you when there’s a real job to be done: cables that can snap and take half your face off, red warning caps on almost every fastener, more tension than a losing streak in Vegas…?!Joey and Steven, a couple of access-control compadres who do more than just swing open a panel. They are the folks who keep the powered gates of our little worlds moving safely and reliably.Let’s set the scene: Most of us have waltzed in and out of more doors than we can count — front doors, office doors, screen doors, automatic doors you barely notice. But then there are the big, lumbering beasts most people call garage doors — the steel leviathans that can, if mishandled, bite you hard. And that’s where Joey and Steven come in. They’re not just tinkerers with torsion springs and remote clickers. They’re access control sentinels, guardians at the gate of the everyday, and more importantly, they know their job well enough to put a pesky reporter (me) in his place — keeping me a safe distance from the spinning cables, the whirring motors, and all the potentially dangerous bits of a powered overhead door.Now, before you scoff — “Garage door installers?” — let’s be clear: that’s like calling Navy SEALs “swimmers.” These guys don’t just install and fix doors for JAS Overhead Doors & Openers; they’re the stewards of safe access. For over 30 years, this family-owned crew has been outfitting homes and businesses across Belleville, Illinois, and the Metro East St. Louis area with robust door systems that open when they should and stay closed when they shouldn’t — and they do it with a healthy respect for the mechanical beasts they tame.

Something from the cutting room floor!Thanks to the good girls @ Hooters, we were reminded that it was Abe Lincoln who could NOT tell a lie. And where better to get a history lesson than straight from the oral-fixated mouths of babes @ The Big H?!They even disclosed that Apple Shots were on special in honor of the fact that poor Little Abe chopped down an apple tree and couldn't lie about it.

What's up with texting, digital customer service, artificial intelligence? Words don't seem to matter anymore. Maybe they never did.

Based on an article that appeared in Defense Week.https://open.substack.com/pub/defenseweek/p/iced-out-by-local-sheriff-did-you?r=72d2qt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

TR provides advice based on his 20 years of experience helping job seekers navigate the résumaze, interview pitfalls, and stress of a hectic job search.

This is how a laid-back journalist rolls.