Mary Alice, What Did You Do?: A Desperate Housewives Recap

Susan tells MRLies to get a man, Felicia has a new wig, and WHY oh WHY do we keep letting the Van de Kamp family drive?!This week, Erin and Jakub welcome a new co-host (kinda) and argue over Tom - some things never change.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Oh, it’s good to back. We will be back posting new weekly recaps for you from 5th May and it’s a GREAT episode to come back to.Miss us too much to wait? Go to our Patreon and check out our free extended preamble episode below:https://www.patreon.com/posts/156692352?utm_campaign=postshare_creatorWe love you Desperados and happy Wisteria Wednesday ❤️🍎Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

To our patient Desperados, here's a bonus episode that's ALL preamble, baby! You'll get to hear about Jakub's recent dating life, Erin's plan for Jakub's funeral, and more. If you're one of the Desperados that never skips to the recap portion of our main episodes, then this one's for you. Please enjoy catching up with us as Erin continues her move and setting up her new home. Next week, Jakub will be posting a solo watch along for 2x12 on Patreon, which he can't wait to record! I'm sure you've been missing our thoughts on the ladies of Wisteria Lane as much as we have missed discussing it. We can't wait to get stuck back into season 2 and will be back at it as soon as we possibly can. Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpod"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Erin and Jakub transport themselves from Wisteria Lane to Utah for a wee city break. Whether you're familiar with them or not, buckle up to hear about the madness of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This is NOT a recap, more of a semi-structured conversation, and we hope you'll join us for this detour on route to the next main episode. We have a few more random bits of bonus content we think you'll love in the pipeline for our break while Erin moves house, so checkout Patreon.com/mawdyd to listen in full and see the other bits of bonus content. As always, crucially, stay desperate!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpod"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The girls are fighting, Betty needs to call Pest Control, and it’s a Battle of the Zaddys (Zach’s daddys). This week, Erin and Jakub discuss their favourite DJ, Meredith Marks, and Erin loses both her phone and her mind.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette holds a child hostage, Zach returns from Hyrox training, and we meet Barbie Bree. This week, someone is trying to HACK US and Jakub changes his mind on who this season’s big bad is.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

A new supreme rises, Lynette has pissed off her hairdresser and Susan acquires a daddy. In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub put their Catholic school knowledge to the test.Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Tasers and fires and stares - oh my! Mike says Gardyloo, the aliens have landed and it’s the pilot episode of Betty Little Liars. This week, Erin and Jakub argue about the finale of Stranger Things and wonder what the worst ever tv finale was. Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Liza Minnelli is George’s lesbian mother, Funny Mike is at the Cinema, and NO Danielle slander will be tolerated this episode. In this week’s episode, Jakub has a serious case of the blues and the pair discuss their heartbreak diets.Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan has an irrational fear of canned goods, Bree's body gets the ick, and Dr Goldfine is gold... fine? Wasn't he suppose to have been THROWN off a BRIDGE? In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub are delighted to see Slut Lawyer gain a new moniker and yes, he is back in his slutty little glasses.Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette remembers she's hot, Rex is somehow still in grave danger, Betty goes to the police and Slut Lawyer returns. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub finally drop some significant lore from their past, and Jakub reveals the Big Bad of Season 2 Julie the Vampire Slayer.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Julie commits vehicular murder on a British nanny, Gaby’s new lawyer wears slutty little glasses, and Tom Scavo comes out on top! In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub reflect on what the email addresses are of Wisteria Lane’s residents.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

George takes a lie detector test and he is NOT the father but IS the murderer, the costume department have decreed that everybody has to wear the same colour, and Edie outs herself as a member of the Von Trapp family. In this week’s episode, Jakub impersonates Lisa Vanderpump in Dungeons and Dragons, and Erin has beef with James Lafferty from One Tree Hill.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan gets an unforgettable blow out, Edie joins a rollerblading gang, and Carlos rocks some heavy blue eye shadow. In this week's episode, Jakub and Erin talk Dungeons and Dragons and continue to thirst of the problematic king himself, Karl Mayer.Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree has a mourning bun in the oven, Rex is a massive Swiftie and we get a new Blonde and Brunette rivalry. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub are back to business as usual which means: forgetting plot lines, Jakub has gotten married, and Erin goes on several tangents. Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Why hello Desperados. Did you miss us? We definitely missed you. We are honoured, delighted and excited to announce that we are back for a season two of desperation. We are coming back to you on *drumroll* Wednesday 3rd December and please enjoy a sneak preview of 2x01.Stay Desperate!Erin and JakubMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We're back Desperados, and we did not come back empty handed! We have games, we have scripts, and we have our final Husband Rankings. In this very special Season 1 Recap episode, Erin and Jakub catch up after a brutal two weeks apart and so much has changed - Erin hates goatees and Jakub has a moustache!Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Volatile Reaction" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Mary Alice really does have a lethal face card, Gaby has the chickenpox, and who let the ghost dogs out?! In the season one finale of Desperate Housewives AND of Julie the Vampire Slayer, Jakub and Erin discuss their new work colleague Teri Hatcher.Watch the video version of this episode on YouTube:https://youtu.be/U2aKY0XX3RE?si=rvDkzZJEtIB90oKvMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's finale time Desperados, and we want to spend it watching it with YOU! In this week's special episode, watch a long with us and hear our live reactions as we sit Dune to FINALLY uncover what Mary Alice did. There's flashbacks, and murders, and sand worms - oh my!Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

An accidental hate crime hates to see Carlos coming, Mary Alice is NOT a Mike stan, and there are new neighbours moving into the lane… in more ways that one! In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub are called out by Jakub’s dad for their Tom takes and Erin has BIG news.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree does some gender neutral knitting, Mr Detective Man is vital queer representation, and John the Adult Gardener Father tries to get Carlos out the bath. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub argue about concert etiquette, and practice their Scottish accents.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan accidentally dumps Zack, Bree inspires the movie Challengers, and Martha is back from the dead (sort of!). This week, Jakub hates women and Erin has the horn? Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Detective Mike is spoon-fed a break in the case, Bree tries to guilt the gay away, and Lynette takes Guaca-molly. This week, Erin and Jakub wonder if dating is exactly like house hunting, and question why there are so many shots of Gaby (or Tina's!) feet.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

The return of the love triangle NOBODY asked for, Andrew looks Camp right in the eye, and we FINALLY find out who Dana is. This week, Erin doesn’t realise when men are topless and Jakub falls for the pancake king.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Everybody loves a pamphlet, Gaby hypothetically wins the lottery, and things get Van De Camp Hennessy. In this week's episode, Jakub lays into Susan and Erin laments on her childhood fantasy of having amnesia.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

In a truly unforgettable and life changing episode for Erin and Jakub, we have the first Desperate Housewives and Julie the Vampire Slayer crossover episode! We are joined by the hilarious Dagney Kerr who talks us through her arc as Nurse Hisel in the show, shares behind the scenes details of her time on set, and yes, yes we DO ask her about Julie the Vampire Slayer. The wonderful Dagney Kerr can be found @dagneykerr on Instagram.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Susan and Edie go on a fun frenemy side quest, Lynette breaks HIPA laws, and Gaby saves a fortune on toilet paper. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub unpack the lane's most unpredictable hook up and publicly apologise to Susan.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Mike pays for his crime of being the worst detective, Bree tries her best to bother our unbothered Queen Danielle, and Zach has to choose between his dreams of being a professional party planner or professional runner. In this week’s episode, Jakub drops his homosexual awakening story, and Erin remains unreasonably invested in the character’s ages. Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette assaults the elderly, Gaby tries being a mattress actress, and Parker Scavo wears the cruelest wig on television. In this week's episode Erin and Jakub audition for Mike's (highly controversial) detective agency, and Erin seems to be finding it increasingly difficult to defend Lynette.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susie Q plays Nancy Drew, Lynette finally kicks Tom to the curb (don't get too excited), and the debut of John the ADULT gardener?! In this week's episode, Jakub defends himself defending men and Erin's vengeful hatred towards Tom Scavo only grows more intense.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan continues to flop, George tries to put his best foot forward with Bree, and Felicia gives the people what they want - and by people, we mean Erin! In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub debate what podcasts the ladies of Wisteria Lane would host.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's Julie's (13th and/or 14th?) Birthday, we are in a Mean Girls movie remake, and we all need to start spreading the news and we ARE leaving today because Susan is giving a haunting rendition of New York, New York. This week, we are unpacking episode 1x11, where Erin's mum thinks she is TOO tough on Susan and Jakub's mum shows her inner Bree Van De Kamp.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Edie attends the Barbie movie premiere, Gaby unleashes her inner Marie Kondo and Rex orders from the menu of Maisy Gibbons! This week, we are unpacking episode 1x10, where Erin and Jakub disagree on Susan's choices in lingerie, and both scream with joy as Julie the Vampire Slayer finally confronts her mother.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree is a police sniffer dog, Gaby joins Toe-nly Fans, and the category is… going commando? In this week’s episode Erin and Jakub ponder if Lynette often frequents a notable Edinburgh landmark and present a Wisteria Lane Fashion Police special!Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's a double murder in Wisteria Lane, Bree's serving Kim Possible, and Lynette is NOT okay. In this week's episode, Erin tries not to cry and says goodbye to her beloved Bongo while Jakub is ready to block absolutely everybody who disagrees with him.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Detective Juanita has cracked the case, Susan and Edie shoot the bull together, and evil drives a minivan. This week's an absolute car crash with Jakub comparing a character to Moo Deng and Erin getting way too intense about stationery.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan harasses the elderly, Lynette starts an anti-woke agenda mutiny, and WHO IS DANA? In this episode, Erin's put in a catatonic state and Jakub goes fully back into the closet after a life-changing Outfit of the Week, while the two co-hosts demand justice for Jordana Geist.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

A crime spree sweeps Wisteria Lane, Mama Solis comes into town, and a Mexican soap opera references the pod? In this episode, Erin and Jakub give the Scavo twins a run for their money with their twin telepathy as they agree on ALMOST everything...Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Martha Huber is a blackmailing carnivore, Gaby learns to put a sock in it, and Bree gets turned Topsy Turvy by Andrew's antics. In episode 1x04, Erin and Jakub argue over an Outfit of the Week's similarity to a baked good.Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

We are over the moon to be joined for our first ever bonus episode by guest star Emily Charouhas! We know and love her as Ashley on Desperate Housewives, and she was kind enough to spend some time with us discussing her iconic role. This bonus episode is our first ever video podcast so you can see the full thing in all its glory on Spotify and Youtube - or feel free to listen as usual on your usual platforms.YouTube Link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ387Vc65Q4Emily Charouhas can be found on:Instagram: @charouhasMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The dinner party from hell, Bree prepares for Wimbledon and the beginning (and end) of Mike’s comedy career! In episode 1x03, Erin and Jakub get a tech upgrade and declare a truly unforgettable Monster of the Week. Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Undercover femme fatales, trying to win at therapy, and recovering from accidental arson! In episode 1x02, Erin and Jakub struggle to find Mike's personality, and try to get beneath the curtain of how Martha Huber spends her working week. Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Welcome! In our very first instalment of MAWDYD, we go through the notorious pilot episode of Desperate Housewives. We – Erin and Jakub – have a lot to say about the inappropriate age we first watched the show, what it meant to us then and what it means to us now. Join us every Wednesday for Wisteria Lane’s fashion police, wild conspiracies, and which plot lines from the Pilot were immediately forgotten about by the writers and us. Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Content Warnings:This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

In MAWDYD, we unpack each iconic episode of the unforgettable series Desperate Housewives. We are Jakub Tansey and Erin McGee – two best friends who feel like they were raised on Wisteria Lane and want you to join us as we revisit, laugh at, and rant about each wild moment while trying not to fight too hard about who the worst neighbour of the week is. Click follow now to be the first to hear our unpacking of season 1, launching on April 23rd 2025.