Mayhem Malpractice and Bourbon

Who else but the infamous BIGFOOT to close out Season 1. Everything you never needed to know about BIGFOOT'S involvement in the destruction of Pineapple Larry's. Biggie shines as he roasts the host and a few of our former guests, in this laugh out loud season finale! Thank you to all guests and my followers! We will be back 1st week in May! Stay tuned! and be sure to check out INSTAGRAM for more animations and updates on the show. Also be sure to check out the website MMBPODCAST.COM , lots of killer merch!! Get some!!

1st of my old time bartender buddies, and good friend PINEAPPLE BJ, joins me on the Pod! He pours us a couple bourbons as we shatter the glass on the Jim Carrey classic, THE CABLE GUY! Topics of discussion : The legend of Pineapple Larry's, Gang initiations, and AK-47s! Taking a chance on himself, braving the stage as a stand-up comedian. Bribes, lonely housewives, and the myth behind servicemen in porn plots. My girlfriend's grandma, cable prices today, cable descramblers, and late night titties. Making friends as an adult, dating customers, and the pizzas in the fucking oven! Women and their games, time apart, and what's good for the goose is good for the gander! Testosterone, fighting the good fight, being competitive, staying SEXY, and staying TOXIC! Mariah Carey's cat, and Darth Vaders COCK! Mid Evil Times, second chances, and buying your buddy a prostitute. Breaking up with you guy friends, getting dumped by your guy friends, and PORNO PASSWORD!! Being raised by the TV, cell phone addiction, relationship problems in regards, and making a point to put the fucking things down!!

Real life corrections officer and good buddy Jimmy joins me on the Pod to break down the truths vs. the myths of real prison life, as we dig our way through the classic film; SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION! Topics of discussion : The scariest job in the world, types of prisons, and jails. Infidelity and getting creative in murdering your wife. Fire hose showers, night stick beat downs, and your first night in prison. Dropping the soap, getting raped in the shower, the Sisters, and is Big Bubba real? Prison contraband, corrupting the guards, and the consequences for assisting in an escape. Setting yourself up, the little things that matter, and the humanity 1 beer can bring. Keeping up hope, LOVE AFTER LOCKUP, and prisoner dating sites! Conjugal visits, janitor closet honeymoons, and getting your G.E.D. Institutionalization, repeat offenders, and corrupt Wardens. Solitary confinement, the hole, and plotting revenge long game. The GREATEST HOT DOGS EVER and prison escape stories. Prison gangs, prison tattoos, cell raids, and TOILET WINE!!

Seasoned wine enthusiast, life long friend and wicked freestyle rapper Kevin,. A.K.A. CAPTAIN PHATMAN joins me on the Pod to discuss the historical significance of The Taste of Paris. We work our way through the 2008 movie BOTTLE SHOCK, and revisit how Napa Valley shocked the world when they beat France at their own game back in 1976. We enjoy a bottle of Chateau Montelena , the chardonnay that won the blind tasting, that featured an all French judging panel. Topics of discussion : Old School Rap, KRS1, NAS, GangStarr, spitting truth and wisdom. The Taste of Paris blind tasting competition, underdogs, taking business risks, and Chateau Montelena Chardonnay. Changing the global wine industry overnight, snobby wine culture, 5 priciest bottles of wine ever sold, and the infighting between RED vs WHITE wine drinkers. The differences and similarities between bourbon and wine tasting notes, wet forest floor, river stones, and gasoline! Grandpa's Cock, Sasquatch' Seamen, and Old Foley's Finest Unfiltered and Sediment Laden Bourbon. The unsung craftsmen of the wine, lessons on swirling, smelling, aerating, food pairings, and gas station charcuterie boards! The Test of Fishkill with Sing Sing Prison toilet wine, and we compare prize possessions from our private collections. Wayne bust out an Ai bourbon dissing wine rap and Kevin spits his magic, battling freestyle like only he can! NY wineries, boxed wine, grocery store wines, and celebrity wines.

Join me and my guest Chris, lead guitarist in the band, OCUPIST! We battle it out over the cult classic The Big Lebowski, and find ourselves in a Guitar vs. Ai music punch for punch!! Topics of discussion : Pursuing your passion, music influences, and Ai music. Hot Cross Buns, Taoism, going with the flow, and how to be more like The Dude! Can you really have The Dude's mentality and be a father? Moral absolutism, breaking the rules, and because I FUCKING SAID SO! Pissing on rugs, in the kitchen and New Paltz revenge. The sanctuary of the bowling alley, the Zen of playing guitar, rolling a perfect game, a hole in one, and Air Supply? Our thoughts on the Guthrie kidnapping case, and if we would pay the ransom for our own mothers! Friends that just fuck everything up, ASK-HOLES, and DRUGS! Chris and Wayne discuss their final thoughts on Ai in music after Wayne thoroughly annihilates Chris in their battle for music dominance! And a giant BLUNT PINATA filled with gifts for the pod!! Thanks Bro!!

Join me and my good friend, an old A team member, Sharlene A.K.A. Sgt. GIGGLES as we superpower our way through the Pixar classic INCREDIBLES 2. Topics of discussion : POWER LIFTING! Gender roles reversed, understanding your identity, and what it's tied to. Moms as superheroes, body cams in the ER? Stay at home Dads, FOMO, and the jealousy that can come from being on lockdown with the kids. Husbands as cheerleaders, taking interest, and respecting your career. The real cost of the stay at home service provider, getting excited for the bus to take your children away, helicopter parenting. Screen addiction, going the fuck outside, and hypnotism. A nurse's struggle with asking for help, THE ILLUSION OF TRANSPARENCY, and the nobility of self sacrifice. What superpower would you pick, hero worship, and Sharlene reveals her BENCH PRESS MAX!

Selfless Hero and Volunteer firefighter for 19 years, BIG WILL BEDFORD joins me in burning down the house and sifting through the ashes of the Ron Howard classic BACKDRAFT! Topics of conversation : Worst ways to die, selfless sacrifice, and the bravery in being the first. Firefighters are just cooler than nurses, big red trucks, axes, and the Jaws of Life! How to attack a fire, how a fire hydrant works, and what's the deal with Dalmatians? Is a fire a living being and understanding what you need to kill it. Sliding down the fireman's pole, firehouse fraternity, and what fireman training entails. The weight of firefighting gear, showing up to the fire, and on scene competition between houses. Being prepared for everything, responding to false alarms, and contemplating quitting. The difference in putting out a Tesla, Firemen as sex symbols, badge bunnies, and helmet hunnies! Firemen as arsonists, big long powerful hoses, how nobody gives a fuck if a nurse dies! Firemen know how to honor their own! We pay tribute to a very special man, Mr Joseph Charles Miozzi. You are missed!

MM&B is so very proud to introduce to you our first card carrying member of THE WHITES!! Real time mentor and great friend Lisa. Join me and the real life Mona Lisa Vito as we dice it up over the classic MY COUSIN VINNY! Topics of conversation : Hazing the new guy, being stuck in your ways, and resisting change. The first time I was ever arrested : The Halloween blowtorch story. Shoplifting and the criminal genius of young Wayne. Italian stereotypes, embracing your heritage, and Uncle Frankie The Salami Slicer!! The need for a fall guy and the 2 day NCLEX. Living in a society that wears pajamas in public, the lack of uniformity in nursing dress today, and the power and pride that came with wearing THE WHITE UNIFORM! Nursing with no gloves, and how to keep THE WHITES clean during a C-Diff bed bath! The death penalty, Eye for and Eye, or life in prison? Gambling, high stakes Lisa, the 26 thousand dollar hockey bet, and our Super Bowl wager! Unreliability of eyewitness testimony and the perception of time. Becoming a wife, a mother, and juggling her career. Nurses are the hands on experts, the grease monkeys of the medical field, and the power of sharing the experience with the patient. Smoking cigarettes on the unit, sexual harassment, and the differences in doctors today. What Lisa is not going to miss about nursing, advice for new grads, and the final verdict.....would I be able to survive in the land of THE WHITES !!!???

WARNING!! MM&B DOCTOR'S EDITION!!! The Pod welcomes its first MD! Emergency Physician and long time partner in comedic crime Eleanor! Join us as we try to bob and weave, avoiding kicks to the balls, through the stupidity that is the movie....IDIOCRACY!! Topics of discussion : Reality TV's place in our culture, the banishment of the midgets, and why did they bother bringing Fear Factor back? To have or not to have kids, how dumb people are hard to tolerate, and living in a world filled with them. Living a disposable life, getting kicked in the pussy, baseballs to the cock, and the funniest field hockey story EVER TOLD! Things from our childhood sci-fi we wished had come true, and my dream of the DESTINY'S DESIRE 3000! COME ON ELAN!! Capitalism unchecked, electrolytes aren't all they're cracked up to be, and Starbucks breaks into the brothel business. Slot machines in ER waiting rooms, triage Nostradamus, and Meta glasses and Ai pocket assistants for nursing. Dr Google, Witch Doctor TikTok, and making doctors obsolete. Ai and alarm fatigue, Doctors eat their young too, and the pressures of being the smartest/most responsible person in the room. Injecting Viagra directly into your dick, navigating the club with a stiffy, and what happens when wifey comes to pick you up after the priaprism. A Pimps love, legalizing prostitution, and gold fish tank platform shoes. Gladiators, Doctors that give their nurses the respect they deserve and a Javelin to the urethra!!

This episode's guest is my buddy Chris-an incredible nurse, and a damn good friend. He is someone you'd want by your side when everything's on fire! He's currently serving alongside me in the trenches of the ER, is proudly gay, and has blessed me with his insight into the world of gay cowboys, as we ride no lube and ass-less chapped into the game changing movie BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN! Topics of conversation : American big screen cinema gets uncomfortable, being gay in the 60's, Vietnam draft, and don' t ask-don't tell. Masculinity, gay men in sports, and hiding the truth in the locker room. Unsuspecting tough guy characters that, SURPRISE....are gay. Fight fucking, the down and dirty of the TENT SCENE! How gay men approach sex differently than straight men, denial, and who Chris dated in high school. College experimentation? Nope you're gay! Living secretly inside societal constructs, getting cheated on, and what would happen if Chris caught you! Deep dives into understanding you're different, coming out, telling your parents, and the fear associated with that. Being tortured in relationships, braving other people's ignorance, and the sometimes consequences for gays throughout the decades. What Chris's teenage self would tell him now! Don't worry....It ain't all deep! We dig into lispy gays, butchy lesbians, and the use of the word fag. Sexual predators, Slick Rick, white convertible Chrysler Lebaron's with red leather interiors. THE WONDER BAR bedtime story, the proud pet names we've given our members, and we find out which YMCA character Chris had a crush on!

Who better to ask who you are as a nurse or leader than your first boss, in your first ER?! I sit down with my good buddy Kevin and we DEVOUR the Original Gangster of shark movies...JAWS!! Topics of discussion : Reluctant heros, being able to swim, and why the fuck anybody would swim in the ocean?! The switch from the hospital setting to NYS Prison system, how prisoners leave their impressions, and DAMMIT, I forgot to ask about TOILET BOWL WINE!! The not-so-humble Origins of THE SHERIFF! ALWAYS COME IN GUNS BLAZING!! Withholding information, misinformation, and the power and potential corruption of those who control the truth. Keeping the ER open at all costs, no beds, no staff, NO PROBLEM!! NO DIVERSION!! ER wait times, zero wait ERs, and keeping the public in the dark. Expert monster hunters, Fuck Moby Dick, we goin after JAWS, and owning a tunnel vision Captain Ahab's mindset! We explore the someday dream of an ALL DUDES ER!! Getting drunk on the job, fist fights, and comparing scars/war stories! The most horrific shark tale ever told, shark cages, and swimming with dolphins? Thriving under pressure, O2 tanks blowing up, and never give up attitudes!

ex U.S. Marine and great friend of mine, DAN THE MOTHER F'N MAN!!! We go intergalactic, exploring the deepest reaches of our manhood! Dan's greatest fear makes a guest appearance, so buckle up bitches! Topics of discussion : Parenthood & Sacrifice, The cost of Duty, Love vs. Logic, and Humanity's refusal to accept extinction. The end of the world, global warming?  Teslas and Ai robot girlfriends!  Was the moon landing faked?  Dan's manliest story, ANNABELLE, and reluctant heroes.  The torture daddy's little girl can inflict.  Dissing your 96 year old daughter for a younger woman, where would you go if you could time travel? Wayne as a Wild Wild West outlaw, and BIG GRANDMA!! Uncle Frankie's gift, the NIGHT STICK!   Special momento's,  the power of anger and triumphs of persistence!  NEVER LOSE THE WILL TO RUN AGAINST THE WIND!  DO SHIT THE HARD WAY!! 

Very special friend and present co-worker Anita and I get HAMMERED as we smash our way through the Stephen King classic MISERY! Topics of discussion : Life altering career changes and leaps of faith. Obsession/fandom, psycho X-girlfiends, high school crushes, and smelling jock straps. Trauma bonding, bullying, borderline personality disorder, and sadistic tendencies. Isolation, social starvation, and making time for friendship. The power we wield as nurses, murder, inflicting pain for the fun of it. Homeopathic remedies, opioid addiction, getting trapped inside a garbage bag, and do we work with an Annie Wilkes?!

Reconnecting with one of the OG crew and good friend Megan! Stepping outside my comfort zone as we analyze coming of age from the female perspective in the 90s classic NOW & THEN!. Topics of discussion : OJ Simpson ties to Megan, puberty, TITTY TAPING, the birds and the bees talk, and first kisses. information wars, your dirty uncle's playboys, and the loss of innocence. Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Parenting styles, Divorce, only child syndrome, mothballs and unresolved trauma! Childhood bonds, The power of friendship-chosen family! Being a tom boy, bikes, skinny dipping, and forget about Crazy Pete, meet JOHN THE LOON!!

Big Ben and I go undercover, orientation is over! I tear off Ben's swimmy's and throw him in the deep end on the Denzel Washington classic TRAINING DAY!! Topics of discussion : Morality and Survival, first day on the job, Alpha Males, being a WOLF, and a pair of balls beat anything! Dr. Pepper addiction, self confidence, and the illusion of control. Fake it till you make it, ICU vs the ER. Growing up faster in the hood, street cred, and street justice. Choices and consequences, getting scared straight, your hero's are human too, experience and perspective!

Great Friend Madison!! Mixing it up over Stephen King's PET SEMETARY!! Topics of discussion include: Power of place, Death & denial, Insanity that pain can cause, God complex! Childhood pets, Parenting through or around death, losing a child & miscarriage. Helicopter parenting, letting go, allowing your children to take the reins .Becoming numb to death as ER nurses. Big Boy the cat, 3 rocks & a pillowcase!

Here we go! Episode #1 !! Great buddy of mine! Seasoned Army Vet and RN. Chopping up the classic 80s movie RED DAWN! Topics of discussion: The homeland getting invaded, coming of age, survival, hunting, men don't cry, loyalty, and THE TRUE SPIRIT OF THE DEER! Thank you so much to Dennis for being brave enough to be the first and to you, my viewers, for taking the time to check out the podcast. ENJOY!!

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