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Mic Warning

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Mic Warning

Two long time friends, Solving Nothing, Loudly

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    #34 - How Did We Get Here?

    This episode starts with a simple conversation about bills and everyday life, but quickly drifts into a wide range of unexpected topics. From outdated payment methods and job titles to farming, movies, and even time travel, the discussion takes on a life of its own.Along the way, there are debates, random facts, and a few moments where confidence outweighs accuracy, but that’s part of the fun. It’s a laid-back, unpredictable episode that leans into curiosity, humor, and wherever the conversation decides to go next.

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    #33 - Canada vs USA: Who Actually Knows More?

    This week’s episode brings in two new guests for a Canada vs USA trivia showdown. What starts as a simple quiz quickly turns into a competitive back-and-forth, as both sides try to outdo each other with facts, guesses, and quick thinking.Along the way, the conversation branches into accents, regional differences, and a few unexpected debates, giving the episode a mix of structured trivia and natural conversation. It’s a fast-paced episode that blends knowledge with personality while keeping the focus on the game.

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    #32 - 48 Hours or Forever?

    This episode starts off loose and stays that way. We bounce from everyday nonsense into some surprisingly deep territory, including a couple of “would you rather” questions that spiral way further than expected.Somewhere along the way, we break down time loops, immortality, and what we’d actually do with either one. It gets philosophical, a little chaotic, and just self-aware enough to keep it grounded.It’s one of those episodes where the conversation just keeps evolving… whether that’s a good thing or not is up to you.

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    #31 - This One Took a Turn

    This episode starts off a little different as we welcome Riley into the studio and catch up before getting into the show.From there, things take a turn as we try out some new games and switch up the usual format. What starts as a simple idea quickly turns into a mix of laughs, guesses, and figuring things out as we go.It’s a different kind of episode for us, but one we had a lot of fun with.If you enjoy the usual chaos with a bit of a twist, this one’s for you.

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    #30 - A Quick Announcement

    This week starts with an emotional announcement… and immediately falls apart.After six months of weekly episodes, Derek and Keelan sit down to “officially” talk about the podcast, growing up, and accepting reality. Naturally, none of that lasts longer than a few minutes before the chaos kicks back in.We get into terrible trivia, outdated technology like The Clapper somehow still existing, why average podcasts might actually be the best podcasts, and the ongoing scientific discussion about gingers being a rare species. Moose makes a studio appearance, pronunciation becomes a full-contact sport, and absolutely nothing stays on track.Turns out we’re not going anywhere. Week in, week out.

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    #29 - We Tested Our Movie Knowledge

    This episode introduces a new segment: the Comedy Movie Quote Challenge.We fire off iconic movie lines while the other has to guess the film with no hints, no lifelines, and plenty of confidence. What starts as simple trivia quickly turns into debates about comedy classics, unexpected curveballs, and strong opinions about movies everyone supposedly agrees on.Along the way, the conversation drifts into film nostalgia, memorable scenes, and the kind of arguments that only happen when comedy fans are absolutely convinced they’re right.Play along and see how many quotes you can name before the we did .

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    #28 - Confidently Wrong About Everything

    The boys are back and immediately derail into tight jeans, stolen hoodies, and why walking into a store sometimes requires emotional preparation.This episode turns into an accidental nostalgia trip through Scholastic book fairs, Goosebumps memories, and the slow realization that childhood was way cooler before everything became a flyer and an online order form. Somewhere along the way, a heated debate breaks out over how to pronounce “decal,” confidence gets mistaken for intelligence, and Google once again becomes the third host of the show.Things spiral even further into book confusion, movie references, strongman world records, and the uncomfortable discovery that saying something loudly doesn’t actually make it true.

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    #27 - Never Grow Up… But We’re Getting Older

    This week starts with Mario Day and quickly spirals into nostalgia, old stories, and the strange realization that getting older doesn’t mean you actually feel like an adult.The boys talk about the weird logic behind Mario Day, early internet “leet speak,” and how gaming and internet culture used to shape everything. From there it turns into a trip down memory lane with old party stories, beer league chaos, and the kind of moments that only seem funny years later.Things get darker when the conversation drifts into sleep paralysis, childhood fears, and the strange things your brain convinces you are real in the middle of the night.They also get into:Why imagination changes as you get olderThe difference between being childish and staying childlikeMovie nostalgia and the golden era of dumb comedyWhy going out and dating feels way harder than it used toWhether things like drive-in movies and real hangout spots might actually come backNo script. No structure. Just two guys following the conversation wherever it decides to go.New episodes every week.

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    #26 - We Might Be in World War Three, Who Knows

    The boys cover a lot of ground this week, and most of it is on fire. GP vs. Clairmont pizza politics, whether Canada's sitting on the world's most underrated oil supply, what's actually happening in Iran (nobody really knows), and why it took one of them 36 years to learn what a knot is. Also daylight savings is stupid and BC already figured that out. Spring ahead into this one.

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    #25 - The Cop Who Showed Up at 2 AM Looking for AirPods

    The boys start off ranting about parking disasters and bottle piles, then drift straight into the nightly battle with ringing ears, brown noise, and the fridge light that refuses to stay alive. At some point they realize silence is actually worse than noise, especially when you’re coming off nights and your brain’s mush.Then it’s hockey talk — outdoor rink, wrecked ice, bruised knees, and somehow pulling off a three-peat with zero cardio. Alberta weather shows up like always, flipping from +6 to “why do we live here” in a single day.The rest is a full nostalgia detour: old Xbox memories, broken disc trays, the PS4 still hanging on for dear life, and the slow realization that everything’s getting more expensive because the world’s busy building giant AI data centers for god knows what.And just to round it out, there’s the 2 a.m. AirPods cop incident.It’s unplanned, and somehow still a full episode. Basically: another week at Mic Warning.

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    #24 - We Had to Google Tom Hardy’s Age

    Winter shows up swinging, and our brains tap out almost immediately. What starts as the usual Alberta weather whining somehow turns into Olympic scraps, curling drama, Valentine’s Day strip-club, and a very serious debate about which sports should just allow fighting outright. Somewhere in the chaos, Derek confidently announces Tom Hardy is 62, and everything goes downhill...There’s accidental snow science, TikTok garbage, movie rants, and the classic “we definitely didn’t research any of this” energy. No plan, no direction.Another perfectly dysfunctional episode of Mic Warning.

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    #23 - Olympic Sized Penises

    Super Bowl weekend came and went — we didn’t exactly break down the plays, but we definitely had opinions.Keelan walks through his skydiving experience, from the buildup to the jump itself and everything going through his head on the way down. It’s equal parts adrenaline and questionable decision-making.We also mix in some Valentine’s Day trivia, because nothing says romance like random facts and chaotic banter.Sports-adjacent. Slightly romantic. Mildly reckless.Mic Warning.

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    #22 - The Pope’s big dope bang

    A fresh batch of unfiltered conversation, drifting from the sensible to the completely unhinged in record time. No script, no plan, just two brains bouncing around until something hilarious happens. Classic Mic Warning energy without trying to be anything else.

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    #21 - Toast, Fast Food, and Other Problems

    Derek and Keelan spiral through life’s problems: a guy setting alarms every ten minutes at 3:30 AM, why breakfast is a scam, the truth about toaster settings, fast-food nostalgia, and gaming rabbit holes. Everyday chaos, served warm.

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    #20 - Who Owns Words Anyway?

    Welcome back to another episode of Mic Warning. Keelan and Derek drift through their usual mix of nonsense and half serious debates, with a quick detour into trademarked phrases. We get into why people try to lock down random sayings, what actually counts, what doesn’t, and we end up laughing at how ridiculous the whole thing is. The rest is just the standard chaos you expect from us: real conversation, dumb jokes, and the occasional half sensible thought when we aren’t derailing each other.

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    #19 - Life Flies When You're Having Fun

    Birthday episodes usually fall apart fast, and this one doesn’t disappoint. We kick things off with a chaotic birthday message from Keelan's cousin, which somehow snowballs into morning disasters, questionable grooming habits, and a heated debate about shaving with bar soap like it’s 1994.

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    #18 - Lounging in the Lounge

    The boys take a trip to the Republic Room. Fan call-outs, the first official Hot Turkey, and the usual chaos of multiple conversations that somehow lead nowhere. Exactly as planned.

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    #17 - Kicking Off 2026 and Enjoying the Journey.

    This week’s episode is a reminder that life isn’t just about hitting goals. As we head into 2026, we talk about enjoying the process, reflecting on the holidays, family time, and why self-improvement shouldn’t feel like a checklist.

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    #16 - Wrapping Up 2025

    It’s Christmas week, so from Keelan and Derek, thank you to everyone who supported the show this year. We’re out of Fridays for 2025, but we’ll see you again in 2026.

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    #15 - Christmas is coming!

    Three months on Spotify already. Thanks to everyone who’s listened, shared, and stuck around. Mic Warning wouldn’t be a thing without you.Podcasting isn’t just talking into microphones. It’s figuring things out as you go. This episode opens with Derek and Keelan joking about recording setups, audio quality, and the usual behind-the-scenes chaos.

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    #14 - The Scuba Diving Pizza Delivery Man

    The podcast journey continues with a broader discussion on jobs that seem outrageous or shouldn't exist. Derek and Keelan engage in light-hearted banter, reflecting on their own experiences and the absurdity of certain professions. They reminisce about a time when they discussed the idea of making money through unconventional means, such as taking pictures of their feet for OnlyFans. The humor adds a relatable touch, making the audience reflect on the lengths people go for a paycheck.

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    #13 - Embracing Mistakes: The Reality of Podcasting

    During our last recording, we encountered a significant technical issue that left us wondering just how much content we had lost. This moment of panic reminded us that mistakes happen, even to the best of us. As we reflect on this, it’s clear that embracing these blunders is essential to our growth as podcasters. We acknowledged our error with humor, stating, "Okay, so yeah. We f***ed up. No, that's not that's not true. The recording got f***ed up."

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    #12 - Living room lounging

    Derek and Keelan are camped out in Keelan’s living room today, serving up more laughs and idiocy. They dive into beaches, Banff, wild animals, and soup. It’s chaos, but cozy. Cheers.

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    #11 - Just do dumb!

    Tonight the boys are back in Derek’s garage because it’s a winter wonderland outside and cold as hell. Join them as they talk language, actors, movies, and of course, act like idiots.

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    #10 - The Backyardigans

    Today the boys have ventured to Keelan's backyard. They talk speedos, merch, the solar storm, drinking ages and driving. Of course, the classic dumb random stuff!

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    #9 - Back in the Seats — The Return of Questionable Wisdom.

    Hello, friends! Derek and Keelan are back, picking it up hot turkey. Come along with the boys for another car ride!

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    #8 - Getting jiggy with it

    Happy Halloween, THE RELEASE SCHEDULE IS SET! We are live, we celebrate that, talk the horrors of the states and Canada. We talk lottery and fixing mistakes! Happy ear tickling!

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    #7 - Back to the river

    Beautiful fall times, we are at a hidden gem. The states are fun and so are we okay, Yes Keelan chopsticked the tissue in the garbage! Enjoy!!

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    #6 - The second smoke

    We're back in Derek's yard, Smoking meat again. Safety is a big deal. White collar does not suit us. We are live on socials. Enjoy the ear feels!

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    #5 - Fresh mowed

    We tag teamed this lawn like a dirty whore, Not Derek's old lady. Definitely tested the range of the mic's. Little disturbance but that's why you love us, so shut up and enjoy!

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    #4 - Well kept business

    Now we are in one of the cleanest G's "garage" you are gonna see, pristine and clean. Have fun with this derailment of a fuck show. Happy listening!

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    #3 - Unkept business

    Here we are thinking Wiley would have a nice clean G "garage", in fact, he did not, so enjoy us sitting in clutter. Chirping our good bud.

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    #2 - Car ride of heat death!

    Maybe wasn't the best idea ever, sweated our dicks off for your listening pleasure. Sorry about some of the wind noise. We did our best!

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    #1 - Getting started

    Welcome to our pilot episode! We're excited to tickle your earholes and bring joy to your life! Brace yourselves for what's ahead!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two long time friends, Solving Nothing, Loudly

HOSTED BY

Keelan and Derek

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