Michael Rosen Poems and Stories

Quick, Let's Get Out Of Here, Side Two, read by Michael RosenThe yucky things your brother does, the annoying things your parents say, the funny things you feel. Michael Rosen shares some of his most momentous moments and secret secrets. Learn about The Great Battle of the Washing Up; how to be an expert, even if it's only because you can blow custard out of your nose; why Dad was hit by a tidal wave; and the real, true reason why Michael's brother's bed was sabotaged. CREDITS: Read by Michael Rosen.Originally published by Scholastic.Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 1983.

Quick, Let's Get Out Of Here, Side One, read by Michael Rosen The yucky things your brother does, the annoying things your parents say, the funny things you feel. Michael Rosen shares some of his most momentous moments and secret secrets. Learn about The Great Battle of the Washing Up; how to be an expert, even if it's only because you can blow custard out of your nose; why Dad was hit by a tidal wave; and the real, true reason why Michael's brother's bed was sabotaged. CREDITS: Read by Michael Rosen.Originally published by Scholastic.Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 1983.

Centrally Heated Knickers, Side Four, read by Michael Rosen Discover the weird and wonderful world of Martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology written by Michael Rosen. Side Four Contents: Physics: Granma’s HandsFloating High-riseCat’s EyesWind-up MousePeriscopeKaleidoscopeShadowHe Pulled, We PushedJumping JackHigh and Low SongChristmas Tree LightsElasticGrandad’s AirerThe Sun and the MoonWhat’s the Time, Keith?Faster and FasterFridge MagnetsKeep Warm, Keep CoolSpoon FacesSteamy ShowerIt Must Have Dropped into the Street BelowMaking RainbowsDoorstepFloating BalloonWooden Spoon CREDITS: Read by Michael Rosen.Originally published by Penguin Books Ltd.Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 2000.

Centrally Heated Knickers, Side Three, read by Michael Rosen Discover the weird and wonderful world of Martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology written by Michael Rosen. Side Three Contents: Chemistry: StrainingCan You Feel It?Bottle BankGrandparents’ HouseWooly Saucepan? Night-time KitchenWhere Does the Bounce Come From?Sleek Machine: Changes 1Scoop-a-Gloop Changes 2Tank JacketSimplicity of ElectricitySome Thoughts about Eggs: Changes 3Berlam Bam Boola: Changes 4PouringChippy BreathButton Box - Sorted!Making JellySummer LeftoversSalty WaveThe SolutionHow Not to Make MayonnaiseCold Pickles, Warm Chutney and Hot JamMeltingConcrete PawSome Advice for You…BarbecuesChocolate CREDITS: Read by Michael Rosen.Originally published by Penguin Books Ltd.Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 2000.

Centrally Heated Knickers, Side Two, read by Michael Rosen Discover the weird and wonderful world of Martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology written by Michael Rosen. Side Two Contents: Design and Innovation: A Speck of DustCrossing the ChannelCentrally Heated KnickersDuvet CoverBeneath my FeetThirsty LandCleaning UpThe Lone SurvivorIncredible Shrinking CarCow ShoesScary Sausage-fingersFloating BridgeBugsBuilding BlocksGrey EyesBoogy Woogy BuggySharing PencilsWater TunnelMy Supermarket QueueDarren’s CarGrandad’s ChairNight RidesBag WordsDrizzy FinkMum’s Dead Coat CREDITS: Read by Michael Rosen.Originally published by Penguin Books Ltd.Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 2000.

Centrally Heated Knickers, Side One, read by Michael RosenDiscover the weird and wonderful world of Martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology written by Michael Rosen.Side One Contents: Environment: Engine OilLubricate the JointsGrowing ApplesHow Humans Out-diedWind ForceI Would Die WithoutCold TomorrowFootstepsAcorn, Conker and KeyNo Sun DayDirty T-shirtHot PantsIf You Make a MessSun SoundsSave ItBypassBlobboBy Mashed PotatoOld BagElectricityThe News TodayYellow RockGiants: a RiddleThe Yellow Door CREDITS: Read by Michael Rosen.Originally published by Penguin Books Ltd.Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 2000.