Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project

Welcome to the Summer of the Rattail! In this ep, Mike welcomes a new listener from South Korea (with some genuinely wild fun facts), and workshops a Portuguese version of the Orbital Garbage Project poster using a new “everyman” character. He breaks down a new grassroots marketing idea involving little libraries, debuts a completely legitimate Star Bros ad, and questions why the U.S. Space Force has $3.2B for missiles but not $2M for space trash. Plus: live comedy clips from a broken chair moment, an unhinged open mic interruption, and a chaotic book-themed set—before wrapping with upcoming shows.Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠ Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠ YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠ Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠Rattails -https://tinyurl.com/27emd98a0:00 – Summer of the Rattail7:26 – New Listener Country10:22 – South Korea Fun Facts21:31 – The Portuguese Poster24:22 – Little Libraries27:02 – Star Bros Ad28:54 – Space News32:46 – The Broken Chair33:57 – Emerald City Open Mic Moment36:41 – The Book Show38:07 – Upcoming Shows

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Mike talks through a new idea to wear a space suit every episode, breaks down adding listeners in 2 new countries, tries to speak Spanish, Top 10 Celebs in South Africa, and heads to Idea Station with plans to track down the only person ever hit by space junk. He also talks comedy updates from Battle of the Ages and a chaotic open mic, plus some life tidbits that spiral into getting hit with a Four Loko in Seattle and paranoia about smart TVs. Finally, Mike previews a Europe trip and upcoming shows while continuing the mission to collect one piece of space trash.Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Guerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast Email ideas: [email protected] 👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedyBREAKDOWN:00:00 – Space Suit Idea 🚀 07:11 – International Growth 🌍 08:10 – Uruguay11:10 – Top 10 Celebrities 🇿🇦 20:00 – IDEA STATION31:14 – Comedy Updates 36:35 – Tidbits, Europe Trip & Upcoming Shows

Mike went to Kansas City and Topeka to tell jokes at the Beacon Theatre and Clint’s Comedy Club. He talks about performing for an older crowd, a heckler moment, and exciting new developments!Mike also gets into travel stories, forgetting to hang up guerrilla marketing posters (twice), a weird neighborhood manifesto about how to walk around, and some KC food stops. The podcast is growing internationally (9 new countries) and gives a quick update on Artemis II. Shows in Seattle this weekend at the Rabbit Box.Seattle Set Up Tickets: https://setupcomedy.com/seattleJoin the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Guerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast Email ideas: [email protected] 👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:00:00 Opening Tidbits01:05 Kansas trip06:29 Clints Comedy Club 09:27 Forgot posters + KC listener 10:24 Neighborhood manifesto 14:18 Travel, hot tub, KC food 16:18 Topeka show + crowd moments 21:05 Flight delay back to Seattle 22:10 Seattle shows with Franceso de Carlo 24:24 Podcast growth into 9 new countries 29:01 Space News: Artemis II update 30:19 Encouraging Comments + outro

Mike told jokes at Zanies Nashville for a few comedy shows (Nateland, New Material Monday and Dusty Slay’s Grand Ole Comedy Show) and found a 24/7 McDonald’s that was closed. Then Mike took a Greyhound bus where there was almost a fight, a couple argued for 30 minutes, and a guy watched videos out loud the entire ride.Mike talks first airport lounge experience, what it’s like getting followed by the WNBA commissioner, and doing his first cold plunge. The podcast is experiencing growth, and Mike is making Project Hail Mary his whole personality. Finally, we talk about Sandy Utah, and the KFC situation. Shows in Kansas coming up.Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Guerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast Email ideas: [email protected] 👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedyComics:Will abeles - https://www.instagram.com/willabelescomedy?igsh=bHdvb2oxdHNwMXE2Will’s Special, Pride of Hagerstown - https://youtu.be/wLbWOH2ChtE?si=oWXOp6InRK9G-Jf0Sam Ellefson- https://www.instagram.com/samellefson?igsh=MXRoaHBpZWdydWlycg==Sam’s Special Bones of Steel  https://youtu.be/H2aI_S3vIEM?si=jBH75VAHRwU_9Nf8Connor Larsen -https://www.instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy?igsh=MTRkcnhkNjRoY3ZmcA==Evan Berke https://www.instagram.com/evanberke?igsh=dGd5bmJuaDBpazNiBreakdown:0:00 – Project Hail Mary Intro3:49 – Mike’s “Viral” joke on Insta5:00 - WNBA Commissioner 5:58 – Traveling to Nashville10:09 – Comedy Shows at Zanies Nashville14:34 – Sauna Talk17:50 – Greyhound Bus to St. Louis23:09 – Flight Home + Airport Lounge / Outro

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In this episode of Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project, Mike talks about how there is plans to build a hotel on the moon, the podcast’s exponential growth as of late, getting heckled at comedy shows and many more quips and musings on this great mission we find our selves on of attempting to collect a piece of space trash. This is not a podcast. This is a project. OUR PROJECT.Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Guerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast Email ideas: [email protected] Comment below: Will we build a hotel on the moon by 2032?👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBREAKDOWN:00:00 – Opening Tidbits01:27 - Teddy Roosevelt Quote03:50 - Pod Groth04:31- What happened Feb 27, 2026??07:15 - Going Global - 2 new countries07:33 - sweden: stockholm syndrome09:38 - ecuador11:22 - space new: hotel on the moon14:39 - comedy endeavors for space trash15:40 - flip off arcade heckler - yankee doodle16:42 - heckled by a kid18:16 - enumclaw show20:05 - drum roll wine green room story22:03 - beatdrop heckler23:41 - hosted for matt braunger at emerald city comedy club24:35 - back on the horse

2026 is officially the Year of Space Trash. In this episode of Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project, I break down what worked, what absolutely didn’t, and how this project evolves from a podcast into a full-blown mission. We dig into listener data (Bad Bunny fans?? Virginia??), talk Gen Z, guerrilla marketing, comedy, global expansion, interviews, posters, books, and theme songs.This is not a podcast. This is a project. OUR PROJECT.Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Free Christmas Special (Video): https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathGuerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast Email ideas: [email protected] Comment below: What are 3 things you’re grateful for this year?👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBREAKDOWN:00:00 – The Year of Space Trash Begins02:15 – What Failed in 202504:25 – Bad Bunny, Theo Von and Space Trash10:50 – Who are you? People of the Movement14:18 – How We Expand the Mission in 202620:13 – The BIG 4

A mini Christmas special.Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy

Stranger Things 5 is here with more monsters —but honestly, nothing is scarier than the 2 million pieces of space trash orbiting Earth. In this episode of Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project, we explore why Vecna is like space, the Kevin James/Matt Taylor conspiracy sweeping TikTok, mission updates after missing Macy’s Parade, a Valentine’s bowling-for-space-trash plan, book launch chaos, new stand-up clips, hecklers, holiday shows, and why moms deserve a medal. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBREAKDOWN:00:00 – Stranger Things: Vecna in Space (Cold Open)02:58 – Kevin James Doppelgänger Matt Taylor Conspiracy05:09 – Welcome Back to the Project06:01 – Mission Update: New 90-Day Goal08:00 –  Bowling for Space Trash and the Book10:40 – Comedy: Dead Boss Story & Heckler Clips16:09 – Santa is my Fave Superhero 20:04 – a Christmas Confession22:37 – the Space Trash Calendar

Mike is channeling a little Elphaba energy to defy gravity, defy the algorithm, and stay committed to the mission of snagging one piece of space trash. With five days left before the Macy’s Parade and GMA long-shot miracle, we talk growing listeners in unexpected places, failed ferries, questionable space news, Uber-tipping ethics, and the small wins and setbacks that keep this whole absurd quest flying (or at least broom-hovering) forward.Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBREAKDOWN:00:00 – Wicked for Space Trash (Cold Open)01:20 – The Mission: Macy’s Parade & GMA Countdown03:00 – Elphaba Lore & The Space Trash Metaphor05:00 – International Growth08:12 – Guerrilla Marketing & Polar Seltzer Break10:10 – Thanksgiving Reflections & The Ferry Failure13:10 – Moral Question of the Week: Uber Tipping Ethics15:18 – Space News Chaos: Kevin Spacey & Martian Creatures17:49 – Flying Monkeys, Walmart Bags & Why Space Trash Matters18:55 – Comedy Life Update & Closing Motivation

Mike gets nearly kicked out of an airport while planning to crash a troll festival dressed as space trash — all for the mission.DESCRIPTION: LIVE Kansas City airport—dodging janitors, cops, and moral dilemmas—to bring the Space Trash Force the latest mission updates. This week, he introduces the Piggybacking Initiative, a bold new plan to grow the movement by latching onto existing public events, starting with Seattle’s Trolloween celebration under the Fremont Bridge.Along the way, Mike ponders whether selling Mariners playoff tickets to pay your mortgage is ethical, proposes a much-needed redesign for airport bathrooms, and shares a field report on Midwestern dads’ controversial love of ranch dressing. There’s also talk of SpaceX’s 11th Starship launch, Mizzou football heartbreak, and why embracing public embarrassment might be the key to saving humanity (and getting to space trash).As always, the mission continues: collect one piece of space trash. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - opening tidbits1:00 - seattle mariners mortgage ticket1:16 - interrupted by airport worker2:30 - returning to the mariners question of the week4:47 - space news6:08 - airport peeves7:37 - piggy backing8:49 - Trolloween9:32 - northwest troll theory10:48 - you're invited to the party12:07 -comedy update12:51 -midwestern white dads14:15 - public embarrassment17:43- Video to rule all videos18:43 - where ill be telling joes

Only 67 days until Good Morning America and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade — and the Space Trash Force just expanded to TEXAS!This week, Mike welcomes Augustus Allen of Belverde, TX, the very first Lone Star listener. They talk small-town pride, stop signs, Canyon Lake boats, and why Bel Verde is the “Front Porch of Texas.”PLUS:A sponsorship attempt with a local pizza bar 🍕Listener reactions to last week’s Brad Pitt ambush 🎬A mascot idea that’s part Joe Dirt, part alien 👽Comedy updates and upcoming Seattle shows 🎤The mission is simple: collect one piece of space trash. But we’ll need Texas-sized determination to get there.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy⏱️ Breakdown00:00 – Opening Tidbits 01:22 – Meet Augustus Allen of Belverde, Texas 02:38 – The “Front Porch of Texas” 04:03 – Recruiting 5,500 Neighbors to the Mission 04:45 – Boats, Caverns, & Pizza in Canyon Lake 05:33 – “Never Give Up” 06:01 – Reflecting on Brad Pitt’s Ambush Interview 07:01 – Mascot Pitch 08:01 – Pizza Place Sponsorship Attempt 10:46 – Comedy Highlights & Upcoming Shows 12:00 – Dave Wester & Adam Tiller Preview 13:38 – Posters and Pasta 13:56 – Closing Words

We finally landed Brad Pitt… kind of. In this week’s episode of Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project, I sit down with “Bradley Pitt” to talk about space trash, dropping out of Mizzou with 2 credits left, and whether Meet Joe Black deserves to be launched into orbit forever.There’s also a lasagna-eating dog, a debate over buying space suits on Etsy, and a bold new plan: introducing our official mascot… Jelly Eagle.We’ve only got 79 days until the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Is this the moment that puts us on Good Morning America? Or is this all just an absurd, intergalactic joke?🔥 Don’t miss it. Subscribe and join the mission: Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:00:00 – Opening Tidbits01:08 – Bradley Pitt Saves Humanity01:23 – First Rule of Fight Club02:33 – Moneyball Math vs. Space Trash04:02 – Oscars, Humanitarian Work & Who’s the Real Hero?05:21 – Brad’s Dog Eats a Whole Lasagna 🍝06:42 – Will Brad Be Forgotten When I’m Famous?07:23 – Which Brad Movie Should Become Space Trash? 08:06 – We Actually Interviewed Brad Pitt (Kind Of)08:28 – The Children’s Book: Colleen Goes to Space09:21 – 13 Days Left to Hit 50 States11:40 – Enter: The Jelly Eagle Mascot 🦅12:54 – Emerald City Comedy Club’s Up Next Showcase14:22 – Splish Splash in the Space Trash Bucket

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What does butter have to do with collecting a piece of space trash? Everything. In this buttery edition of Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project, we churn through 9,000 years of dairy history — from accidental Mesopotamian butter-making, to Napoleon III’s desperate search for a cheaper alternative, to the birth of margarine and the iconic “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” ad campaigns.Along the way, we connect it all back to the mission: bringing real butter into orbit for the first time ever while collecting a piece of space trash. Plus, a shout-out to our new listener in Australia, calls for NFL player recruits to join the Space Trash Force, and an outrageous space-cleaning robot fish idea.💬 Drop your butter conspiracies below. And yes, we are seriously taking butter to space.🔥 Subscribe + join the Space Trash Force: We need all 50 states + 1 astronaut 🪐 Print the poster. Spread the word. Save the planet. https://tinyurl.com/2666mbj9Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:00:00 - Opening Tidbits00:42 – Today's Topic01:30 – origins of the slab02:23 – nomadic herders03:49 – egyptians04:12 – Indian Butter04:44 – Roman Greek Butter skin care05:25 – fall and rise of butter08:21 – americans want real butter09:31 – butter in space10:40 – i cant believe its not space butter11:08 – fabio butter spokesman12:19 – a force of good12:56 – going global13:08 – land down under14:58 – aussie potential15:28 – an apology15:58 – nothing more exciting17:54 – encouraging comments23:55 – space news24:49 – space eagle25:47 – 117 days left

Week 14 of the mission to bring space junk home. NASA joins Netflix. Mike bombs in a winery. Can we get to Good Morning America before Thanksgiving? Only 134 days left. LET'S GOOOO.🎯 In This Episode:Global takeover begins (hi Russia 👋)Building the 14 Space ColoniesComedy chaos in Walla WallaNASA's Netflix deal = our shot?Viral dance plan in progressShoutouts to our weirdest usernames yet🔥 Subscribe + join the Space Trash Force: We need all 50 states + 1 astronaut 🪐 Print the poster. Spread the word. Save the planet. https://tinyurl.com/2666mbj9Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - Opening Tidbits1:11 - what people are saying2:11 - Flipping things around3:25 - Going Global3:55 - Summer Goal- all 504:28 - TikTokers Check In7:01 - 14 Space Colonies7:57 - Poster Updates9:29 - Rehashing Master Plan11:08 - Drum Roll Please11:47 - NFL Players12:16 - Walla Walla, WA14:54 - Colleen goes to space15:39 - Space News18:00 - Nasa Neflix Collab#spacejunk #nasanews #comedy #podcastclips #mikeheath #spaceexploration #guerillamarketing #spacetrash #netflixspace #funnyclips #standupcomedy #missiontogma #thanksgivingparade #viralpodcast #netflix #nasa

These are the chronicles of one man’s journey hitchhiking from LA to Seattle over the course of 40 days, 40 nights. Our tale that starts a life coach’s conference to being homeless in LA to back on his grandma’s couch.This will one day likely be a full length feature film on the silver screen or at least a book. You get to hear this from the horse's mouth (the horse is Rob Conroy) before anyone else. You are welcome. Not only do you get early access to this amazing journey and human story but your viewership and listernship helps us in our mission of collecting a piece of space trash. See you in low earth orbit!Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.P.s. this is only the first 30 minutes; the full episode can be found on our patreon for FREE. Check it out and help us get some space junk.Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyEpisode 13 of MHOGPBreakdown:0:00 - Opening Tidbits and Rob's Joke1:13 - colleen goes to space2:44 - rob doesnt know what space trash is5:07 - rob believes in mhogp6:35 - starting in la11:25 - the first miracle16:22 - homeless in la18:54 - fillippino family27:29 - stuck in the simulation30:39 - no family time31:14 - still not hitchhiking32:40 - train to the coast33:30 - jeep guy crashes out

What if the future of space cleanup started with a flyer and a stapler? In this episode, Mike launches a guerrilla marketing campaign to kickstart the cosmic cleanup — no rockets, just raw ambition and a stapler. We’re talking lamp posts, laundromats, and a dream to plaster all 50 states with the message. Plus: a new sponsor (Sneeze Eyes?), space bowling ambitions, and a race where every piece of trash gets us 5 seconds closer to victory.Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy

Our foes are many. They seek to thwart our project of collecting a piece of space trash. While they may be winning the battle this week, they will not win the war. We find ourselves in the Great Dip of Discouragement but the road toward orbital garbage cleanup lies ahead of us. That road is headed toward our first major milestone this Thanksgiving Week. Plan C is finalized. We discuss that here. As well as updates on the book and the Race for Space Trash 5k.Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - Opening Tidbits0:54 - The Dip1:52 - Plan C2:29 - Writing the Book5:24 - Bowling for Space Trash11:59 - Space News14:31 - Mike’s Haircut16:14 - Lenny’s Barbershop17:08 - Race for Space Trash Update19:46 - Motivational Comments

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Is it possible to run 2017 km in one day? Not really for one man but with the power of a community it could be done. We are assembling 649 human beings in Seattle, WA for the World’s First Ever 5k for Space Trash. We discuss and the many other wonderful advancements in our mission to collect a piece of space trash in this week’s episode. Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Running to Low Earth Orbit by Foot1:45 - Race for Space Trash6:03 - Calling Parks N Rec11:18 - Slug Bug12:51 - Race Sponsors15:51 - Growing like a flower19:08 - Summer Goals20:50 - Starbros Coffee21:57 - Chuck calls in26:03 - YouTube MONIES!!!28:50 - Pocket Money30:24 - Plan C!!!31:33- High hopes for june33:13 - Trash Water35:20 - Motivational Comments

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James Donald Forbes McCann shares his advice on collecting a piece of space trash. (Disclaimer: James was not a guest on the pod but he really did share advice about our project on his own podcast, the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan) We received the advice and considered its implications. There is going to be a new tech developed called Suborbital Spaceplanes…is that how we get a piece of space trash. IS THIS ALL A BIG JOKE??? IS THIS SATIRICAL? Will we be able to afford to write in the sky above the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? All that and more is explored in this riveting new episode of MHOGP.Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Is this a joke?2:07 - Plagued by Failure2:34 - Advice from James McCann6:05 - Dear Nasa7:11 - Motivational Comments10:07 - A global brigade14:24 - Summer Goals15:24 - Losing Steam18:15 - Space News: Suborbital Spaceplane22:14 - Only 185 days remain23:33- Skywriting Heartbreak26:21 - The Water Business

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We have aliens in the ocean. Allegedly. Lots of motivating feedback from members of the space trash force community. Updates on harnessing the Reddit, the book, and our dream sponsorship from the one and only Artichoke Pizza in NYC. Lots of giggles and even a preview to the 2 newest secret plans for the project that we cover in this weeks Patreon ep. See you over there! Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - Opening Tidbits 0:56 - Harnessing Reddit’s Power2:26 - Space News - Alien or fake-lien?6:13 - Motivational Comments4:53 - Space News: Blue Origin - nemesis or ally?9:37 - Belarus Boyz 4 lfye10:57 - Colleen goes to space11:59 - Igor our hero13:23 - multiplicity of funnnls14:41 - the shoestring15:59 - our 2 best ideas yet! 16:47 - Eyes on the prize17:08 - I love Vodka pizza18:16 - the vision!20:40 - how many days left to write the book???22:47 - running out of time

Joe Dirt is scared to spend $300k on an old beat up Daytona but we are gonna drop 2 Milli on a piece of space trash. HOW?? Easy. We are about to harness the power of Reddit for our humanitarian efforts. This may be the best idea in the history of the Mike Heath Orbital Garbage Project. Can you believe it? We added ½ a country. Haters thought it was impossible. We hop back into the question everyone is asking during Space News: is Blue Origin our nemesis or ally? This one is one for the books. Together we will clean up our orbital junkyardEpisode 7 of MHOGPFollow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - Opening Tidbits0:47 - 6.5 Daytonas3:13 - Motivational Comments4:53 - Space News: Blue Origin - nemesis or ally?10:16 - another public confession of guilt12:02 - opps on the radar12:36 - Mission Update: ½ a country14:52 - We Need another ½ of a country17:06 - Dreaming about WHAT IF18:08 - Riffing in the middle of b*mbing an open mic in Burien, WA19:46 - 198 days until Thanksgiving!20:20 - Harnessing the Power of Reddit

Mike delves into the age old question of “How to turn failure into success?” Over the last month, we completely failed to pull off the birdhouse initiative (welp, we tried but to no avail), met no one who worked for the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade/Good Morrning America or get connected to Steve Wozniak. We have lots of new ideas ranging from extending the BHI, to Lance Armstrong (or Billy), all the way to collaborating with Mr. Beast. The future has never been brighter despite our massive failures in April.Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/mikheathcomedyBreakdown0:00 - Opening Tidbits1:58 - Failure number 13:44 - Failure number 24:57 - Mike’s idea for success5:56 - Space News: The blue origin Problem7:47 - No word from Steve Wozniak8:25 - My brother in law’s idears10:19 - Collaborating with Mr Beast11:31 - Our future has never been brighter11:54 - 3 COUNTRIES!!!12:50 - What is half a country?13:52 - Growing big space trash numbers!15:26 - Calling Sky Writing Companies

LIVE from NYC (but actually an AirBnB in New Jersey)This sneak peak into a Patreon exclusive ep feels like a late night sleepover chat. It's filled with top secret plans from Mike Heath's Orbital Garbage Project. It's for your ears only. I hope you enjoy it. My silly goosery in NYCNew movie or book idea, (unexpected package)Trash picking with new jobDrip or drop methodThe first 16 lines of space trash picture bookThis Patreon exclusive was recorded from outside from AirBnB in New Jersey from at 3am on Easter Morning.Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/miketonyheathcomedy

Mike dives deeper than a duck looking for dinner into the newest plans for reaching our goal of collecting a piece of space trash. All things bird house initiative, the new york trip, our hopeful collaboration with Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak and some powerful motivations.Together we will clean up our orbital junkyardFollow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/miketonyheathcomedyBreakdown0:00 - Opening Tidbits1:12 - Family Business Trip3:38 - New York Strategy4:47 - The book5:43- Birdhouse Initiative7:29 - Side Quest SUCCESS!8:40 - Quienes Spanish Listener?9:48 - Moment of Reflection for us All11:40 - We need more power12:11 - Space News 12:54 - Dear Steve15:13 - Community Feedback18:23 - Not a Fuzzys Ad19:01 - Motivation! A Fuzzy Resilience20:38 - Moment of Beauty: Duck Diving

We need 2 million dollars to collect a piece of space trash. We dive into how we will accomplish that by going global, the bird house initiative, and the book plan. There are only 218 days until MTDP (as of recording) not much time remains but we will do it! In other space news, what’s going on with the golden dome? Be like Mike, don’t quit on your dreams.Together we will clean up our orbital junkyardFollow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/miketonyheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - Opening tidbits00:04 - How will we get 2 milly?00:57 - Going GLOBAL!2:28 - Side quest3:49 - Lost in a thought4:06 - The book plan6:10 - 218 days until mtdp7:11 - Capital generation8:24 - Shoutout to tracy8:58 - The bird house initiative10:18 - Why bird houses11:32 - A brief history of bird houses12:50 - A quick A brief history of bird houses for real this time16:38 - Don’t wait on your dreams18:52 - Space news22:25 - Community feedback28:03 - Moment of beauty

Mike explores the depths of the project to collect a piece of space trash by discussing our need for 2 Millions Dollars, the lucrative Bird House Initiative, and speaking with a parade expert, Colleen Heath, who participated in 1984 Chicago Christmas Parade.Together we will clean up our orbital junkyardFollow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/miketonyheathcomedyBreakdown0:00 - Opening Tidbits0:26 - Public Statement - Guilty of Using AI2:20 - Space News3:56 - Mission Update4:54 - Side Quest: YouTube Monies6:13 - This is NOT a Paid Ad7:08 - We Need 2 Milly7:40 - The Birdhouse Initiative9:18 - Parade Expert Intro10:15 - Interview with Parade Expert Colleen Heath19:00 - Feedback from the World20:24 - Did someone else already collect a piece of space trash?20:52 - Motivations: The Power of the Will21:38 - How to join the Space Trash Force22:29 - Moment of Beauty: A Golden SwallowMouth

Another ground breaking episode chronicling Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project where we talk space news, respond to comments from the public (mostly from youtube), our current best ideas on how to get on Good Morning America (star power!!), and of course a moment of beauty. Together we will clean up our orbital junkyardFollow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook https://www.facebook.com/miketonyheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - The Problem Rehashed1:03 - Mission Updates2:15 - Space NEWS3:50 - Responding Feedback from the Public9:55 - Answering “Why Good Morning America?”10:50 - Strategies for getting on GMA12:23 - Social Media Updates14:31 - Motivations!!!15:30 - Perks of being in the Space Trash Force16:37 - A Moment of Beauty

We are living on a little ball surrounded by millions of pieces of space trash. Buzz Aldrin (allegedly) said, “Space trash  is humanity’s greatest problem.” In essence, we are living on a ball surrounded by an orbital junkyard. No one has collected a piece of space trash…yet. We are the Space Trash Force. We are on a mission to collect a piece of space trash. This is Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project.Our first milestone is to get on Good Morning America and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to get the word out. If we shoot for good morning America, we may just end up with a skywriting above the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade. Follow Mike on socials:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeathYouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheathInsta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:0:00 - The problem of space trash1:47 - The solution to space trash2:18 - Motivations2:33 - Early Success in our Mission10:00-  First Milestone15:30 - Step One: Patreon18:31 - Moment of Beauty