Milking the Franchise: The Cash Cow Chronicles Podcast

Chris and Tanner read your survey responses for Twisters.  Join us as we talk about tornado infusions, Twister shaped foods, and we help title the next Twister sequel. Plus we talk about Twister inspired rip-offs like Sharknado! and Tornado!!Stay tuned for season 3 in the next few months!Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 sorta-sequel Twisters.  Join us as we talk about absorbent diaper chemicals, Enhanced Fujita, and the wonders of 4DX movie theaters.We also talk about the VHS rental release Twister 2: The Terror Continues!Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/apibAJ1cdZQtGLxG9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner watch the 1996 disaster blockbuster Twister.  Join us as we talk about ridiculous debris, tornado super-abilities, and wet kisses.Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Pd2vfEbQeAF5SNRb9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner watch the brand new 2024 sequel Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F.  Join us as we talk about deadbeat dads, professionally flying helicopters poorly, and avoiding nostalgia bait.Plus we talk about the Beverly Hills Cop video game for PlayStation 2!Please take our survey here:  https://forms.gle/bNwfE4hrwzjwa9Js7  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner watch the 1994 sequel Beverly Hills Cop 3.  Join us as we talk about dance numbers used as a joke, the annihilator 2000, and forgetting your own character traits.Plus we talk about the failed Beverly Hills Cop TV pilot!Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/aozWresRDgraqEKt8  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner watch the 1987 sequel Beverly Hills Cop 2.  Join us as we talk about VERY dirty shoes, Axel Foley-isms, and obtaining fingerprints from superglue.Plus we talk about the popular soundtrack and a Beverly Hills Cop video game!Please take our survey here:  https://forms.gle/XvVAioiyjMuoQdF48  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner watch the 1984 classic Beverly Hills Cop.  Join us as we talk about bananas in tailpipes, business kimonos, and Eddie Murphy's ability to elevate a basic premise beyond what is written.Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/UbZkhf5dRC5ooYy68  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 animated reboot The Garfield Movie.  Join us as we talk about drone food delivery,  cat translation apps, and acorn technology.We also talk about more Garfield video games, Garfield Minus Garfield, and an all Jon themed comic compilation!Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Rx9H2VA9c6Xhz9Ts6  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner watch the direct-to-DVD trilogy of animated films Garfield Gets Real, Garfield's Fun Fest, and Garfield's Pet Force.  Join us as we talk about hate watching, hot dogs vs. lasagna, and replacement voice actors.We also talk about more Garfield video games and The Garfield Show!Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/sqeuec9H64qYZQwJ7  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!      Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner watch the 2006 sequel Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.  Join us as we talk about animal talking rules, lasagna, and leaving your will to a cat.We also talk about more Garfield video games, the Garfield and Friends TV show, and U.S. Acres!Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/fna316ELDeub1uVXA  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!     Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner watch the 2004 live-action film Garfield: The Movie.  Join us as we talk about whether or not dancing is considered a joke, lasagna, and cat puns.We also talk about Garfield video games, Prime time animated specials, and the early comic strips!Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/D71KT7GFtPpVeaig6 and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 streaming reboot Road House.  Join us as we talk about shaving on a moving boat, unhinged Conor McGregor, and artificial intelligence.Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/uuaaaaFiZ4Xzh2i87 and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner watch the 2006 direct-to-video sequel Road House 2: Last Call.  Join us as we talk about having slot machines in your living room, a severe lack of throat rips, and tramp stamps.Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/H4WtxuwrDMNMSqsH8  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner watch the 1989 classic Road House.  Join us as we talk about rippin' throats, sexy Swayze, and Shipoopi.Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/pF9VgjRTeZ8bVFhc8   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1997 direct-to-video sequel Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves.  Join us as we talk about glowing construction workers, Allison Mack before NXVIM, and green screen hell.Plus we watch more Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show and a German knockoff movie called Help, I Shrunk my Friends!Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/H1ccm2FiZRfepcom6   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!     Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1992 sequel Honey, I Blew Up the Kid.  Join us as we talk about comic fainting, difficult baby actors, and sweating to the oldies.Plus we watch Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show and Chris takes us along for the theme park ride for Honey, I Shrunk the Audience!Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Tm3j7QiY4eAYT4u28   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 classic Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.  Join us as we talk about questionable parenting, kid movie nightmares, and microscopic bug hairs. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/88M5CQqv3UY32kWQ8  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the new 2024 sequel Ghostbusters; Frozen Empire.  Join us as we talk about expanding cinematic universes, bloated casts, and our incredibly divisive Ghostbusters movie rankings. Plus, we play Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed and Chris reads a Ghostbusters inspired XXX rated "romance" novel! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/7kUaTbWw5Ms4ozUK6  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 2021 legacy sequel Ghostbusters; Afterlife.  Join us as we talk about mini marshmallow men, endless fan service, and the pitfalls of re-launching a franchise. Plus we play Ghostbusters: The Video Game and read the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ghostbusters comics! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/VwPSBcWQVg2t7CtK8  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 2016 reboot of Ghostbusters AKA Ghostbusters: Answer the Call.  Join us as we talk about endless cameos, lady slimers, and the gender-swapping controversy from this movie. Plus, we explore the animated show Extreme Ghostbusters and its' video game counterparts! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/U5Uk2tN4C2Z3hvU4A  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 sequel Ghostbusters II.  Join us as we talk about good vibes, making this movie PG, and naked ghost cars. Plus, we play more Ghostbusters video games and Chris gives us an oral history of the franchise! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/pbBwWb4UNpy8HAVz7  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1984 classic Ghostbusters.  Join us as we talk about scientific techno-babble, crossing streams, and how bustin' makes us feel good. Plus, we play multiple Ghostbusters video games and find out the crazy story of why the animated show was called The REAL Ghostbusters! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/ZGUhiLKtaPoTyZKp7  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!     Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2013 sequel Riddick.  Join us as we talk about immunizing yourself to venom, pet jackals, and jinxing our janx. Plus, we watch a pointless motion comic and briefly talk about the Assault on Dark Athena game! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/xJwXCWMKTmRwf32t8  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Next Franchise: GhostbustersMusic by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2004 sequel The Chronicles of Riddick.  Join us as we talk about the what makes something a chronicle, Ghost-Dames, and a VERY hot prison planet called Crematoria. Plus, we learn varying origins of Riddick's eyesight by watching Slam City and playing the 2004 video game The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/3YUgub1kJwzPAF6v5  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 2000 franchise starter Pitch Black.  Join us as we talk about the animal side of our brain, shine jobs, and smelling blood. Plus, we watch the animated sequel bridge short film The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/g4xi1Kejvr9jfP6E7  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

We cap off 2023 with a trip down memory lane. Join us as we rank our favorite and least favorite movies from Season 1, talk about our favorite moments, and talk about what our next franchise will be! Also, we read the results from our Wonka episode from the end of last season.Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Season Finale! Chris and Tanner break down the brand new 2023 origin story Wonka.  Join us as we talk about probably loving Paddington, struggling with wanting to hate something, and naked Oompa Loompas. Plus, we discuss the sequel book Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory video game for the Nintendo Gamecube and Tanner takes another bite out of the IHOP Wonka menu! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/WCuK33cjft7b1xfk8  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 2005 re-imagining Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  Join us as we talk about the Burton/Depp/Elfman connection, Johnny Depp's inspiration for Wonka, and the updated Oompa Loompa songs. Plus, we discuss more of the original Roald Dahl book and the 1985 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory video game for the ZX Spectrum! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/jzJ1Tgitbvg9tQyy9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1971 classic Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  Join us as we talk about lazy Joe Bucket, Wonka-inspired real world candy, and vermicious knids. Plus, we discuss the original Roald Dahl book, a Tom and Jerry Wonka cash grab, and Tanner goes to Ihop to eat purple Wonka pancakes! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Cg63evDtRdXnrzf97  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2014 reboot of RoboCop .  Join us as we talk about car bomb cock-blocks, likeable evil CEOs, and questionable design choices. Plus, we discuss the ramifications of my choices in the game RoboCop: Rogue City! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/kvNcy5v9xhBwt16C9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1993 sequel RoboCop 3.  Join us as we talk about splatterpunk dialogue, samurai robots, and jetpacks. Plus, we dive into another Frank Miller comic and talk about the new video game RoboCop: Rogue City! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/uUeTWAgLK4Q6k71w6  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!     Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1990 sequel RoboCop 2.  Join us as we talk about child drug kingpins, telethon musical acts, and a kinder, gentler Robocop. Plus, we dive into the Frank Miller comics and more TV shows and games! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/rKyNdwjHCvKha5i77  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1987 classic RoboCop.  Join us as we talk about satirical future television, the price of VHS tapes in the 80's, and an endless amount of memorable moments. Plus, we talk about the 80's kid's cartoon, a live action TV show, and special achievement academy awards! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/5ybThVJdmdSqRVCJ6  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2010 Universal monster remake The Wolfman.  Join us as we talk about werewolf super powers, makeup vs. CGI, and real life wolf-men. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Hv1RtkbxVwDXaKtA9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1941 Universal monster movie The Wolf Man.  Join us as we talk about monster rallies, wearing a cane vs. using a cane, and as much Wolf Man content we can find . Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/DUEHCkpJ5xamLWZE9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner break down the 2006 direct to DVD slasher horror sequel I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer.  Join us as we talk about demon fishermen, barn parties, and the original IKWYDLS book/TV show re-imagining. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/132svbgTrr8c597WA  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1998 slasher horror sequel I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer.  Join us as we talk about not knowing the capital of Brazil, cheap jump scares, and the Amazon series reboot of IKWYDLS. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/dZVFf94EDicFHQyh7  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1997 slasher horror movie I Know What You Did Last Summer.  Join us as we talk about killer fishermen motives, the hottest cast of the 90's, and not knowing what we are supposed to be scared of. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/zfDMxAGc8WbmmpeQ7  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2007 made-for-tv sequel Highlander: The Source.  Join us as we talk about early 2000's metal bands, the workings of celestial  mechanics, and wrap up the Highlander franchise for good. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/b6uvqfhu9uxAmyA4A   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!     Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2000 sequel Highlander: Endgame.  Join us as we talk about alienating non-diehard viewers, turning your wife into an immortal without asking her first, and some really terrible one-liners. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/6aaRtJgDpAKm4ZuL8   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1994 sequel Highlander 3: The Sorcerer (The Final Dimension?).  Join us as we talk about confusing title differences, casting the same woman in completely unrelated roles, and the merits of giving your father an autographed headshot. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/FjvMwPemsXnoqVtp9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1991 sequel Highlander II: The Quickening.  Join us as we talk about watching 2 completely different versions of the film, the insane fan budget, and try to figure out what the hell happened with this movie. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Wnaa9oxJTBscSjUX8  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1986 cult classic franchise starter Highlander.  Join us as we talk about the ups and downs of immortality, Sean Connery playing a fancy Egyptian/Spaniard, and talk about where this franchise is going from here. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/mUwqS8XEVwLDGmXY6  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 1987 sequel Jaws: The Revenge. Join us as we breakdown the movie, discuss whether or not someone can sense shark attacks, and find out how strobe lights can kill a shark! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/1SRGEwh1KEzLbEms8   and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1983 sequel Jaws 3-D. Join us as we breakdown the movie, discuss epic water skiing tricks, and comb through all the 3-D gimmicks! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/AWkGmBisjGUznz3Z9  and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1978 sequel Jaws 2. Join us as we breakdown the movie, discuss pouring gasoline on yourself to escape Jaws, and talk more about Jaws books and ripoffs! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/VoWLXu8fjy1pRjKf9  and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1975 classic Jaws. Join us as we breakdown the movie, talk about shark week and discuss the Jaws books and games! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/vuqTuLQnAUwLoZyRA  and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the brand new and final sequel The Dial of Destiny!  Join us as we review last weeks' survey on The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, discuss uncanny valley de-aging and going back in time to kill Hitler. We also comb over some Indy I.P.  including an Indiana Jones R.L. Stine Choose your own adventure book and the Indy knock off TV movie The Librarian.  Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/gC2WoeBLMkLfvyN1A  and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 2008 sequel The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!  Join us as we review last weeks' survey on The Last Crusade, discuss nuking the fridge  and swinging on vines with monkeys. We also comb over some Indy I.P.  including the book Indiana Jones and the Unicorn's Legacy and a plethora of Indiana Jones video games through the decades.  Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/oZNoj4GPkApAiHC98  and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 sequel The Last Crusade!  Join us as we review last weeks' survey on Temple of Doom, discuss Indy and his father hooking up with the same woman, and talk about the TV show The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/bqC6oDMkMipjwPos6  and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! Music by SlevadonTake our Survey!https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise