Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy

If you've ever wondered what love, life, and questionable liquor purchases look like when narrated by two quick-witted co-hosts who cannot stay on one topic to save their lives—this episode is your sign. Kiki and Cowboy stumble into recording because Cowboy "needs a recorded conversation to happen," quickly detour into the great Winner Winner Chicken Dinner mystery, and promptly spiral into a tale of scam tequila that turned out to be delicious, addictive… and probably just alcoholic sugar water they bought in Mexico. Between dramatic V8-and-vodka confessions, parenting two dogs who both think they're only children, and auditioning new four-legged family members who could literally escape between fence slats, the episode is packed with: self-roasting, marriage-coded translation errors, and more side quests than a Tolkien novel. And just when you think the conversation finally lands on the new puppy—they remind you they still haven't actually introduced the topic they meant to discuss.   5 Humor-Loaded Highlights They buy "tequila" in Mexico that turns out to be sugar water with vibes—but it's still the best thing they've ever tasted. Cowboy proudly announces the episode is happening because he begged for attention—Kiki pretends to be surprised. Kiki confesses she socializes the new puppy by putting him in tiny sweaters and taking him shopping, strictly for the "aww" factor. The first rescue-dog candidate was so small a stiff breeze or a confused rabbit could have carried him away. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner becomes the episode's guiding theme… despite nobody remembering what the winner was or why there was a dinner.

In this episode, Kiki & Cowboy dive head-first into the Enneagram… or the "Any-o-Gram," "Audiogram," "Pain Scale," or whatever Cowboy decides to call it today. What starts as a personality-type discussion quickly turns into the couple hilariously interrupting each other, misquoting psychological concepts, confusing Phil Collins lyrics with life lessons, and accidentally revealing their own quirks in real time. It's part relationship therapy, part comedy show, and part "Cowboy tries to follow directions while Kiki pulls the car over. Their running game of "who gets to hit the buzzer," this episode is a funny, unfiltered look at personality types…and the personalities that argue about them. Kiki tries to explain psychology, while Cowboy does everything possible except listen — including Monty Python references and self-appointed buzzer-duty. They reveal their types (Cowboy: Type 2 with accidental-achiever vibes; Kiki: Type 9 who's maybe a 1, but also maybe an 8… depending on the day). Cowboy flexes his "Type 3 wing" by reminding the world he recently hosted a gala in a tux and cowboy hat "in front of 400 people… kind of a big deal." The duo spirals into lovable chaos, proving that no matter the type, their relationship dynamic is the real star: supportive, sarcastic, and laugh-out-loud honest. Reference: "You've Got a Type" with Colton Simmons https://open.spotify.com/episode/6rRCUy8DFdfzb9Rl2IYwfb?si=6f8aa827b1534d99 Key and Peele https://youtu.be/QmzaPC-iRhQ?si=iVbjEsA2wsipcpWR  

In this episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, we learn two very important truths: 1) Kiki should never be underestimated when she wakes up before 7 a.m., and 2) Cowboy should always be suspicious when she does. Kiki hatched a plan involving coffee, scripts, and a morning radio show contest that could win them a Florida vacation with the Kid Kraddick Morning Show. Cowboy thought it was just another one of Kiki's "wild ideas" (read: potential chaos generators), but before he could even finish his coffee, she had written a full-blown script and was dragging him to rehearse lines like they were auditioning for Broadway. The comedy really takes off when they start recording their "top nine reasons" they should join the family vacation. Rehearsals sound less like a polished pitch and more like a sitcom blooper reel—misread lines, debates over whether "six kids in college" sounds believable, and Cowboy realizing he's basically a co-star in Kiki's unscripted reality show. By the end, they've got multiple takes, sound effects, and the kind of marital banter that proves they'd either be the highlight of the vacation or the reason the radio crew never does this contest again. Either way, listeners win. Top 5 Takeaways: If Kiki is up before dawn, something is definitely about to happen. Coffee is not a luxury—it's survival fuel when married to Kiki. Writing a "simple 60-second promo" somehow turns into multiple takes, edits, and existential debates about tuition costs. Cowboy has mastered the art of facepalming as a second language. Their chaos is precisely why they'd make the perfect guests on a family vacation. Find the full video here:  https://youtu.be/4Albhptqu-E?si=T4Sp8gdYFIrRmGeg

  In this lively and comedic podcast episode, Kiki and Cowboy recount a hilariously chaotic late-night mishap involving a unforeseen plumbing issues. The adventure begins when someone-who-shall-remain-nameless (ahem...Kiki) wakes up around midnight for a quick trip to the loo... only to face unexpected challenges - which prompt reflections on age, household quirks, and the unsung benefits of the Squatty Potty (a device Cowboy enthusiastically champions). While Kiki initially hesitates to delve into details, she ultimately shares the story of attempting to manage the rising water level in the toilet bowl despite frantic plunging, all in an effort to conceal her midnight misadventures while Cowboy slumbers blissfully unaware. The duo's banter is filled with playful commentary, humorous asides, and tangents about Squatty Potty's anatomy-boosting merits... including showcasing a excerpt from the Squatty Potty commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q Kiki's determination to resolve the situation without waking Cowboy leads to her crafting warning signs, running across a dark house, piliging the laundry room for buried dog towel treaures - showcasing her creativity, problem-solving under pressure and ability to leave any situation worse than it was before.... whilst the family dog watches over her antics. The episode balances humor with relatable moments of domestic inconvenience, highlighting the duo's unique dynamic and ability to turn even a messy situation into an entertaining tale. Through their candid storytelling, Kiki and Cowboy invite listeners to laugh along with them at the absurdity of everyday life. Their final advice: flush the Dumpster Fire, but do it at least twice!

The "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy" Podcast: A Hilarious Trainwreck of French, Nostalgia, Nose Hairs, and Church Singing Welcome to the comedy rollercoaster where chaos reigns and sense goes on holiday. In this episode, Kiki and Cowboy embark on a journey through their muddled thoughts, terrible French accents, and completely unnecessary deep dives into ski movies from the '80s. Act 1: Francophiles in Shambles Cowboy attempts French with a nasal flair, Kiki dismantles his efforts with wit, and both butcher the language worse than a baguette in a blender. Miscommunication reigns supreme, with Cowboy declaring "Arrêt" (stop) and Kiki interpreting it as "a red." Throw in a few snooty waiter jokes and voilà—a French vocabulary lesson no one asked for. Act 2: The Nose Hair Saga Cowboy recounts the epic tale of plucking a nose hair so long he swears it touched his brain. This prompts Kiki to question his grooming habits, leading to a debate over trimmers and the pain threshold of men of "a certain age." Cue uncontrollable laughter and Cowboy's declaration that the hair was a "brain antenna," possibly explaining his questionable life choices. Act 3: Ski School or Snooze School? Cowboy dives into an IMDb black hole, passionately defending the legacy of Better Off Dead while simultaneously researching obscure '80s ski movies (Ski School, Ski Patrol—who knew there were so many?). Kiki tolerates this rabbit hole with sass, questioning why they're even talking about it while Cowboy insists this knowledge is vital for Christmas trivia. Act 4: Drinks and Disasters In a clumsy pre-show setup, Cowboy drops a cable clip into Kiki's drink, sparking a Steve Martin The Jerk reference. Kiki sarcastically recounts the "grubby finger retrieval attempt," ensuring Cowboy's dignity is reduced to ashes. Conclusion: Two Dollars and Chaos The duo wraps up by reminiscing about Better Off Dead, quoting "I want my two dollars!" and applauding the paperboy-turned-producer. By this point, the audience is either in stitches or wondering how they stumbled into this fever dream of a podcast. Moral of the story: Always trim your nose hairs, never let Cowboy handle your drink, and watch out for rogue cable clips. Bon voyage!

  In this uproarious podcast episode, Cowboy and Kiki dive headfirst into the chaos of planning a blended family Thanksgiving holiday. They riff on the logistics disaster that feels straight out of an '80s comedy like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, except their version involves planes, motorcycles, cars (lots of cars), and an occasional black hole of miscommunication. Kiki, the pragmatic planner, keeps hitting "cancel" on their annual motorcycle trip reservations, while Cowboy is convinced she's operating on a different time dimension. Between a surprise work schedule from her son, a daughter flying in from Colorado, and a revolving door of hotel reservations, this holiday has seen more rewrites than a Hollywood blockbuster. As they recount their "misadventures," Cowboy and Kiki spiral into hilarious tangents. From debating physics (is Kiki the black hole?) to bickering over who's to blame for last-minute cancellations, their banter is both absurd and relatable. The couple gamely tackles the tangle of kids, transportation, and schedules, with Kiki keeping Cowboy on track while he frets about unplanned expenses. Then, Kiki and Cowboy take us on a wild ride—literally and figuratively—as they navigate a three-car inspection saga that's straight out of a sitcom. It starts with Kiki's moment of panic over a missed inspection, prompting an impromptu auto shop detour. After roping in her mom for moral support and navigating county inspection myths, Kiki realizes she's been fretting over the wrong car. Cue a frantic text to her son, who dutifully gets his car inspected, only to uncover a comical cascade of mix-ups involving whose car actually needs attention. Spoiler alert: it's car #3, but not before the son's car gets a clean bill of health… with a side of mechanic upselling. By the time they hit the inspection trifecta, Kiki and Cowboy are philosophical, leaning into the absurdity of closing-time antics at repair shops. Cowboy's observation about the inspector's evasive "we close in 10 minutes but the wait is 30" math earns a well-deserved eye roll, while Kiki's youngest attempts the nerve-wracking "don't-drive-into-the-pit" maneuver with a nail-biting audience. With every misstep narrated in sharp, self-deprecating humor, this duo proves that the real adventure is surviving the DMV-inspired madness of holiday logistics. Whether it's misplaced registration fears, overly helpful family, or the unyielding comedy of error-prone planning, this podcast reminds us to laugh—because crying over car inspections is so last season.

In the riotously chaotic episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," a seemingly simple question—"What do you do that annoys your partner?"—escalates into a hilariously revealing game of emotional dodgeball. Flynn, our self-proclaimed easygoing guy, confesses his popcorn faux pas: drowning his side of the tub in butter and promptly forgetting which side is which. Nicole, clearly butter-intolerant, recounts her messy popcorn woes but magnanimously awards no points, much to Flynn's butter-soaked dismay. Meanwhile, Kiki and Cowboy instigate gleefully from the sidelines, reveling in the relational shenanigans like chaos-loving cupids. The absurdity crescendos when Flynn sheepishly admits to a peculiar bathroom habit: leaving wet wipes on the floor for "convenient access." Nicole's visible mortification and Kiki's gasping for clarity—"Wait, are they used?!"—send the studio into uproarious laughter. Cowboy cheekily adds fuel to the fire, transforming Flynn's practicality into a faux scandal worthy of its own segment. Amid the giggles, Nicole accepts Flynn's quirk with a stoic grace that earns her an unofficial MVP title for patience. Ultimately, the game isn't about points—it's about the shared hilarity of enduring quirks and unearthing the ridiculous yet lovable moments that define relationships. Whether it's Kiki's impromptu rule-making or Cowboy's devilish commentary, this episode leaves listeners in stitches, proving that love is a battlefield... of butter, wet wipes, and unflappable humor.

Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy is a delightful romp into the chaos of everyday life where every episode answers the eternal question: Are we doing this thing, or should I take a shower? The show kicks off with Kiki casually dropping this gem of a phrase, and Cowboy immediately declares it the perfect metaphor for their lives—messy, spontaneous, and slightly questionable. This time, the duo unravels the mysteries of pre-shower decision-making, from gardening to garage adventures, while hilariously navigating topics like roommate drama and the fine art of respecting (or ignoring) expiration dates. Their banter is a comedic whirlwind, touching on Cowboy's paranoia about spoiled milk and Kiki's "steel stomach" that views expiration dates as optimistic suggestions. Sprinkled with tales of defensive linemen shower rituals and ancient canned goods that belong in a museum, they bring a down-to-earth, absurd humor that turns mundane moments into laugh-out-loud anecdotes. Whether it's Cowboy sneaking in spider-infested hoodies or Kiki teasing his aversion to expired yogurt, the show is a quirky celebration of life's little misadventures, served with a hearty side of sarcasm and mutual exasperation.

In the latest episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," the duo strays from their past motorcycle chats to the unpredictable world of pet tortoises. Their conversation reveals a rollercoaster of incidents, with Kiki's commentary backed by Cowboy's exaggerated anecdotes. They confess that their pets own them—not the other way around—and every day with these reptiles is a gamble, filled with chaos, laughter, and cowboy boots worn strictly for backyard emergencies. One memorable tale involves their heavyweight tortoise, Dot, a wrecking ball in a shell. Dot's stubborn refusal to reverse or pivot has led to more than one home renovation mishap, including the dramatic widening of a shed door. The tortoises' love for "redecorating" turns into a daily test of patience, making life with reptiles a mix of low-maintenance routines punctuated by spurts of absurdity. By the time they recount five incidents in escalating degrees of mayhem, listeners are giggling along, convinced that these misadventures are as epic as pushing a boulder uphill—a Sisyphean task if there ever was one. Kiki and Cowboy manage to keep the mood light and the stories relatable, even if they're about rushing home to find Dot at it again, grinning (as much as a tortoise can) at her latest handiwork.

In this lively episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, our fearless duo embarks on a "simple" college campus tour that quickly veers off course. Armed with a car bursting at the seams with snacks, toiletries, and Cowboy's trusty hat, they set out under the naive notion that this would be a straightforward family trip. Yet, as Waze decides to route them through every Texas backroad imaginable, Kiki and Cowboy find themselves dodging cows, potholes, and a debate over tuna banishment in the car. The journey isn't complete without Cowboy secretly catching Pokémon along the way, much to Kiki's exasperation, while Kiki herself fine-tunes her microphone skills—between snack breaks, of course. Upon reaching their Airbnb, they encounter a charmingly haunted dollhouse with ceilings so low, Cowboy has close calls with ceiling fans, and every step unleashes a new chorus of creaks. Just as they're settling in, the air freshener—a tiny ninja in aerosol form—ambushes Cowboy with face-fulls of fragrance, leaving him as "fresh" as the house's mystery smell. Despite the slightly spooky setting and the nighttime cockroach encounters, they soldier on to the campus tour, where Cowboy gleefully embarrasses their daughter with photos at every turn. From Pokémon-bonding with other parents to predicting future nursing-home friend setups, Kiki and Cowboy realize the real misadventure wasn't the campus or the cockroach, but the delightfully chaotic company they keep, and with playful reminders to... bring the toothpaste!

In this hilariously relatable episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, our duo kicks things off by sharing their gym exhaustion, which, let's be honest, we all feel deep in our bones. But soon enough, the conversation shifts to more perilous territory—parenting young adults who are menaces behind the wheel. The couple takes turns recounting their kids' automotive mishaps, from driving over truck tires to golf cart police encounters, all with a side of "well, they're still learning" humor. Spoiler alert: adulting is hard, but parenting adults? A whole new level of chaos. Take their son, for instance, who managed to get a branch stuck under his car and totally shrugged it off. Naturally, Cowboy had to step in and handle the situation, which involved fixing a broken stabilizer—because apparently driving over large objects doesn't end well for your vehicle (who knew?). Between that and his other son ignoring a car estimate for over a month, Cowboy can only shake his head and wonder if car maintenance is somehow a foreign concept to young adults. But hey, at least it makes for great podcast content! And if that wasn't enough, there's their daughter, who took a trip to a small-town mechanic for an AC fix and left with a $3,200 headache instead. After trusting the wrong mechanic and getting hit with an escalating repair bill, Kiki and Cowboy had to play detective, step in, and save the day. Lesson learned? Always have a backup adult to rescue you from sneaky mechanics and, apparently, golf cart-related incidents. With all these car woes, it's no wonder the episode ends with a plea for coffee—Kiki and Cowboy deserve it!

Alright, here's the lowdown on Kiki and Cowboy's latest podcast misadventure: Kiki was in some pants-related drama, and Cowboy swooped in with the kind of help that makes you question life choices. After attempting to hoist Kiki into her pants like some kind of DIY superhero, things got hilariously awkward. Picture a hot pan moment—Cowboy touched it and quickly recoiled, realizing the "help" wasn't helping. Then there's Kiki, needing a whole ensemble change, hinting at a long day ahead, but hey, who's counting? Add to that some tortoise trouble. Cowboy insists Kiki can't handle a power tool because she might accidentally obliterate their pet's house (which, naturally, has been rearranged by said tortoise). Of course, Cowboy later tries to fix it himself, but, let's just say the results didn't go as planned. Classic "forgetful 50s" shenanigans! Then, Kiki takes a hilarious trip down memory lane, sharing tales of woodshop classes gone awry and accidental arson. Cowboy recounts his seventh-grade woodshop experience, complete with unsupervised power tools and a Vietnam vet turned teacher, who probably had no idea his students were practically asking for disaster. Meanwhile, Kiki flashes back to her sixth-grade misadventure, where an ill-advised art project involving candles, dry paper towels, and wooden picture frames resulted in her becoming a mini pyromaniac with a flaming paper towel in hand. As if the chaos of childhood wasn't enough, they segue into a modern-day saga of lost AirPods. Kiki wanders around the house in search of her missing AirPod, using her trusty Apple Watch like a game of "hot and cold," only to discover—after much confusion—that she had cleverly stashed the AirPod in her bra. The epiphany, as Cowboy so eloquently puts it, was a "cleavage moment." This episode is packed with ridiculousness, from woodshop blunders to bra-storage revelations, chaos, andgems like Cowboy's obsession with Crocs and love for Duluth Trading Company gear (yes, fire-hose pants and all).

So, Cowboy and Kiki plan their biggest motorcycle trip ever, and it's all logistical chaos. We're talking hours on a bike, butt cramps, and Kiki trying to entertain herself while staring at the back of Cowboy's helmet. Her genius idea? Strap an iPad to Cowboy's back like a high-tech backpack... which of course would turn into a 6-hour poke-fest of "STOP TOUCHING ME!" But, alas, the bike, aptly named "Misadventure," lives up to its name when a leak in the brake fluid system decides to make things spicy right before the trip. Cowboy tries a few "MacGyver" fixes, but nothing sticks. Kiki's like, "I thought it was no big deal?" And Cowboy's like, "SURPRISE! I've been freaking out for months!" 😬 They cancel the trip, and after many frustrating attempts, Cowboy FINALLY finds the right part and fixes the bike. Cue the victory dance. But the whole saga isn't over—now they're debating their next misadventure, with Kiki probably plotting more mischief while Cowboy tries to keep his sanity. To top it all off, Cowboy casually drops that Kiki's coming on their next motorcycle group trip, which she did NOT sign up for, as the designated photographer. Kiki's revenge is surely in the works! End scene with a laugh, prayers for a listener, and a side of Kiki's notorious sass!

In the latest episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, the duo dives deep into a furry fiasco, starting with their oddly pampered pooch, Peanut. The pair has an amusing conversation about how well-(or not)-groomed Peanut is, with Kiki teasing Cowboy about his late-night confusion of playing footsie with Peanut instead of her. Things quickly escalate into a bizarre and laugh-out-loud segment involving toe-licking, peanut butter, and toilet paper, leaving the hosts questioning their life's choices and what direction the conversation is taking. Conjunctivitis also makes a weird guest appearance, proving that no topic is too random for this pair! After the canine hygiene tangent, they steer the ship back to their beloved "misadventures," recounting the protective nature of their other dog, Iggy - also know as Ignatius. Iggy is described as Kiki's personal guard dog, even following her into the bathroom, standing guard in various ridiculous poses. The image of Iggy planting himself at the bathroom door, bulldog-style, while Kiki does her makeup or showers, is a comedic vision. The hosts joke about how Iggy is so underfoot they question if he is actively trying to kill them, as a tripping hazard at every turn -  especially with his ninja-like ability to blend into the carpet at night—turning their room into an obstacle course of tiny dog hazards. As they shift to a more adventurous tale, they relive the time Iggy tried to assert his dominance over some local rabbits in their yard. In a display of bravado, Iggy chased a bunny, leaping over a small fence only to immediately pull up with what can only be described as a "doggy oh-no" moment. Turns out, the poor pup blew out his ACL mid-chase. The hosts humorously recount the expensive vet bill and their internal debate over whether to opt for doggy surgery or a miniature chariot for Iggy. The ordeal led them to install a dog run to keep Iggy in check, protect their tortoises from poop-snacking, and, of course, avoid any more rabbit-chasing ACL disasters.

In this chaotic, laugh-filled episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, Kiki dives into her growing impatience with Cowboy's antics, fueled by some turkish coffee on his part. But the fun doesn't stop there—Cowboy randomly throws in a reference to "Redrum" from The Shining, while Kiki is left completely puzzled, reminding us all that she despises horror movies. The pair bounce from movie references to horror genre talk, with Kiki lamenting her distaste for modern jump-scare flicks. Cowboy, ever the troublemaker, tries to push her patience to its limits by randomly steering the conversation toward Turkish coffee, an unexpected segue from their previous episode's mess of Turkish coffee and "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski. This episode really showcases their ability to derail any sensible conversation, especially once Cowboy shares his Turkish coffee discovery story, starting with his late-in-life introduction to caffeine while working at a high-octane newsroom. Of course, Kiki's mom plays a key role in the Turkish coffee saga, providing Cowboy with authentic coffee-making equipment, leading to his obsession with the drink. Cowboy describes Turkish coffee like it's a sacred ritual—heated with sand, super frothy, and small but potent enough to fuel a news broadcast crew. Meanwhile, Kiki is just trying to keep up as Cowboy babbles about emulsified textures and the science behind the caffeine hit. Between tales of botched taste tests and Cowboy's obsessive coffee-making routines, it's clear that these two can't stay on track for more than a few minutes—whether they're talking about Stanley Kubrick or the intricacies of brewing the perfect Turkish coffee. With endless distractions and laughs, this podcast episode feels more like a caffeine-fueled ride through Kiki and Cowboy's misadventurous minds than any coherent conversation!

In this hilarious episode of Misadventures with Cowboy and Kiki, the dynamic duo kicks off the show with their signature randomness, joking about doing an entire episode of "openers" followed by an episode of "closers." They stumble into a conversation about unique names, with Kiki poking fun at Cowboy's cluelessness, all while Cowboy attempts to crack a classic sixth-grade joke about catching a unique rabbit.  They reminisce about childhoods filled with name-related mischief, particularly the struggle of having names that spark unwanted attention. Cowboy's name, which is as common as "dude," leads to a nostalgic tale of being confused by a stranger who dramatically yelled "Dude!" at him on the streets of Austin—only to ask for a quarter in the end. As the conversation progresses, Kiki shares her own struggle with wanting to simplify her name as a child but later growing to embrace its uniqueness. The pair bond over the quirks of their names, leading to a memorable story about Cowboy's encounter with another "Dude" at a conference. The excitement of meeting a name twin is quickly dashed when Cowboy smugly asks, "But is that your real name?"—only to learn that "Dude" was just a nickname, and the man's actual name was Delmar. This leads to a hilarious exploration of how certain names, like Richard to Dick, can lead to nicknames, but there is no clear origin for "Dude"—except for maybe the rare "Deuteronomy." By the end of the episode, Cowboy and Kiki are in full comedic flow, with Kiki riffing on Cowboy's coffee-fueled hyperactivity and questioning whether he's secretly indulging in some extra "herbal supplements." The episode wraps up with an open question to the audience: "Is there really a name that shortens to Dude?" The chaotic energy, random tangents, and non-stop banter make this episode an absolute comedic ride, showcasing Cowboy and Kiki's unmatched chemistry and ability to turn the simplest topics into laugh-out-loud moments.

Do you love us?  Buy us a coffee! https://buymeacoffee.com/kiki_and_cowboy In this uproarious episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy" the dynamic duo embarks on a humorous exploration of marital "pet peeves". Cowboy, with boundless enthusiasm, suggests they dive into the fun topic of what annoys them about each other. Kiki, ever the voice of reason, spins it into a lighthearted game inspired by "The Newlywed Game."  As they try to guess each other's pet peeves, the laughs roll in, with Kiki missing the mark on Cowboy's tolerance for her time-wasting habits and Cowboy earning only half-credit for his wearing of shoes indoors.  The game soon reveals deeper layers of their relationship, with Kiki proudly admitting her obsession with using scissors to open everything, much to Cowboy's irritation. Cowboy further stirs the pot by boasting about his refusal to follow Kiki's meticulous laundry sorting rules, turning every load into chaos.  Kiki, bewildered yet amused, laughs as Cowboy's antics continue, especially when he proudly declares his love for his Velcro shorts, which wreak havoc on her delicate clothing. Through their laughter, it's clear that while their habits drive each other nuts, their chemistry keeps things light and fun. The pièce de résistance comes when Kiki calls out Cowboy's punctuality obsession. He cannot deny the his irritation and recounts the time he turned the car around due to their tardiness, much to Kiki's chagrin. Their playful arguments over Kiki's lateness, Cowboy's loathing of twist-tie chaos, and his inability to sort recycling perfectly capture their endearing dynamic.  Though Cowboy tries to score points for all his blunders, Kiki ultimately claims the moral victory, reminding everyone that the real winners are those who can laugh at themselves—together. As they playfully argue about who gets the most points for annoying the other, they end on a high note—laughing at their quirks and already planning the next episode's comedic showdown.

Do you love us?  Buy us a coffee! https://buymeacoffee.com/kiki_and_cowboy In the latest episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," our duo recounts their battle with COVID-19, which swept through their household like a tumbleweed in a windstorm. Cowboy was the first to succumb, and Kiki followed suit, extending her stay in the realm of coughs and sneezes for a solid three weeks. Kiki opens the show by prompting a riddle about how to detect their adult children's presence in the home — hint: it involves mysteriously activated lights and a Roomba perpetually stranded in the hallway. The conversation takes an entertaining turn as Cowboy and Kiki reminisce about their recent and not so recent tandem biking escapades. The bike, which they initially thought would be a joyful, bonding experience, turned out to be a test of patience and coordination. The mismatched size of the bike and the awkwardness of communication while riding led to more frustration than fun. Cowboy likened steering the bike to handling a blimp, much to the offense of blimps everywhere, while Kiki lamented the lack of conversation and the comically arduous braking process. Their failed tandem biking experiment has now prompted them to humorously brainstorm ad ideas for selling the bike, with one of their pitches suggesting it as the perfect gift for anyone plagued by a stalker — ensuring the stalker will never keep up. As the episode winds down, the pair humorously debates the pros and cons of their Apple TV screensaver guessing game, which took a turn when Cowboy discovered a way to reveal the actual locations by lightly touching the remote. While this discovery has technically "ruined" their game, it has also opened up a new layer of fun as they now guess before confirming their suspicions. With plenty of laughs and banter, Cowboy and Kiki prove that even the most mundane topics, like a malfunctioning robot vacuum or an unwinnable game, can be turned into a delightful misadventure.

Do you love us?  Buy us a coffee! buymeacoffee.com/kiki_and_cowboy In the latest chaotic episode of Misadventures with Cowboy and Kiki, the dynamic duo accidentally stumbles into a plan for a future trip to England, all while making a shameless pitch for their new Patreon. They hilariously struggle to figure out what the Brits call a "road," landing somewhere between "camino" and "motorway" (with the help of some questionable Google translating). Naturally, this leads to wild imaginings of their impending British adventures, where they'll surely add to their collection of misadventures. Their plan? To drink a lot of coffee funded by generous listeners and somehow create even more content. The conversation quickly takes a bizarre turn as Cowboy professes his deep admiration for Dr. Malcolm Guite, a British poet, pipe-smoker, and all-around Renaissance man. Cowboy, who discovered Guite while learning to smoke a tobacco pipe (not the wacky kind), was instantly smitten. He admits to binge-watching hours of Guite's YouTube content, even to the point of falling asleep to his soothing voice. Kiki, amused and perhaps a bit concerned, teases Cowboy about his newfound obsession, while also attempting to educate him on the finer points of the English language (with mixed results). The episode reaches a climax when Cowboy recounts his surreal experience of attending a local graduation just to see his idol, Malcolm Guite, in person. The story, filled with frantic last-minute travel changes, heated debates over pronunciation, and near-miss encounters, is a comedy of errors. In the end, Cowboy's excitement reaches a fever pitch when he finally sees Guite on stage, turning him into a giddy fanboy. Kiki's amusement at Cowboy's fangirling adds to the humor, making this episode a delightful mix of travel plans, literary obsessions, and the kind of misadventures only Cowboy and Kiki could manage.

    Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy dives headfirst into the chaotic world of cycling (not motor-cycling). Kiki, a self-proclaimed former marathoner and cyclist (emphasis on the past tense), and Cowboy, who insists once an Ironman, always an Ironman - swap war stories from their cycling escapades. Kiki recounts her illustrious start in biking—learning at the ripe age of ten after a showdown with her stubborn dad and graduating from training wheels with all the grace of a baby giraffe on roller skates. Fast forward to adulthood, where Kiki, armed with a $2,000 carbon fiber bike and the misguided confidence of a marathoner who has clearly underestimated the art of cycling, takes on a century ride with flat tires because she didn't know about the little valve inside the valve. Cowboy, ever the patient coach, doesn't let her forget that she crossed the finish line, even if she was the very last one to do so! The podcast reaches its comedic peak when Kiki, now upgraded to clip-in pedals, expertly unclips one foot at a rest stop, only to topple over in the opposite direction. The elderly gentleman with the megaphone, stationed just a few feet away, does his best to suppress laughter as Kiki finds herself in a tangle of limbs and bike. If you've ever faced the struggle of learning something new and surviving it with a smile (and maybe a few bruises), this podcast is a relatable and hilarious reminder that everyone's a beginner at something. So, here's the deal: Kiki and Cowboy (and no one agrees who's idea it actually was) thought it would be a grand idea to buy a tandem bike, imagining leisurely rides and romantic chats. Reality, however, had other plans. Turns out, syncing pedals, matching cadence, and cornering like synchronized divers is not exactly a stroll in the park. After a few awkward and wobbly rides, they realized the bike was more of a relationship stress test than a fun bonding activity. Now, the tandem bike is up for sale, and they're contemplating less risky alternatives, like spin classes—where at least they won't have to worry about falling in sync... or off the bike!

Welcome to another episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," where the dynamic duo tackles the ultimate topic of…well, something about medicine and life choices? In today's episode, we join Kiki and Cowboy as they try to decode Cowboy's cryptic show note: "It's a kind of medicine." Kiki, ever the sleuth, attempts to jog Cowboy's memory about what the heck he meant when he typed that note. But Cowboy, fresh from baking in the Texas sun and possibly dehydrated, is of no help at all. What follows is a hilarious back-and-forth where Kiki tries to make sense of the nonsense while Cowboy just blinks blankly, insisting he has no idea what he was thinking. They dive into the bizarre yet relatable world of "medicine"—which, as it turns out, might be code for how couples annoy and tolerate each other in equal measure. From hitting each other's phones out of their hands to debating the societal importance of a well-manicured lawn or well-dressed spouse, this episode is a rollercoaster of amusing misunderstandings. Will they ever figure out what "a kind of medicine" means? Spoiler: Probably not. But you'll laugh along as they try to piece it all together. Tune in for some chaotic fun with Kiki and Cowboy—because sometimes, the misadventures are the best part!

Do you love us?  Buy us a coffee! https://buymeacoffee.com/kiki_and_cowboy In the latest chaotic episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," Kiki declares herself Queen of something or other, and the two dive into a hilariously absurd debate about the merits—or lack thereof—of melons, peanut butter, and various other foods. Kiki's disdain for most melons is only slightly tempered by her vague tolerance of watermelon, especially when slathered in tajin. Cowboy, on the other hand, is more concerned with Kiki's disdain for his prized "plastic peanut butter," which she insists could double as spackle. The duo's tangents weave through topics like whether there's such a thing as a "gourdologist" and how celery with peanut butter and raisins is either a childhood delight or an abomination, depending on who you ask. We also learn that nothing spices up a family visit like throwing your sister under the bus and getting your unsuspecting beloved roped into chauffeuring an octogenarian who treats the grocery store like his own personal stage. Cowboy finds himself navigating not just the aisles, but also the endless social engagements of his elderly companion, who manages to make a five-minute shopping trip last over an hour. From dodging melting groceries to witnessing the dramatic transformation from a chatty show pony to a no-nonsense customer at checkout, Cowboy's adventure at the store is one for the books.

Welcome to "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy!" Kiki's attempts at recording the show's intro are a lesson in consistency—or the lack thereof—paired with Cowboy's relentless laughter at the sheer absurdity of it all. The duo shares a scatterbrained conversation about everything from Chandler Bing's gum faux pas to the pitfalls of using bank passwords as Pokémon names. It's a chaotic rollercoaster of relatable, everyday struggles, like picking usernames and choosing the perfect egg from a carton, all while trading playful jabs and contemplating their podcasting setup. In true misadventure fashion, Kiki and Cowboy meander through topics with the finesse of a drunken giraffe. They debate whether listeners should start their podcast journey from the top or bottom of the episode list and discuss the apparent psychopathy of people who randomly pick eggs or sort silverware in the dark. The comedic gold lies in their banter about gym memberships inspired by Kiki's favorite fitness podcasts, with Cowboy lamenting the absence of Marky Mark tunes during Wahlberg Week workouts. Between faux TED talks and discussions on aging, their chemistry keeps the laughs rolling, proving that the true misadventure is just trying to keep up with their wild, wonderful, and utterly unpredictable dialogue. Show mentions, links: Mindpump: https://www.mindpumpmedia.com/ Mindpump Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/4D3JFAh4ebj9lks9WOE2Vs?si=32c4cc543ecb481d https://mindpumppodcast.com/mind-pump-podcast-story/ Never Been Kissed: https://youtu.be/xPyMf4ROt3Q?si=g-YPM1127NlEtKdr Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch https://open.spotify.com/track/5hWdgGVcfTeLPAiHM6EZG9?si=843535f6cd5b4527  

This episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy revolves around the entertaining yet chaotic lives of Kiki, Cowboy, The Duke and Duchess, and their blended families. In a lively recollection of events, they discuss topics such as parenting challenges, setting expectations, and enforcing consequences for their children. Cowboy shares an amusing story about implementing a chore chart and the struggles of getting their young adult son to do more than just game all day. The Duke and Duchess share of a family meeting they recently had highlighted the importance of structure and responsibilities in the household, leading to humorous anecdotes about various household tasks, from mowing the lawn to cleaning windows. The dynamic between Kiki, Cowboy, and their family members, filled with squishy, emotional moments and humorous banter, showcases the everyday adventures and misadventures of a blended family navigating the intricacies of parenting. Through light-hearted conversations and shared experiences, they address the challenges of parenting and finding a balance between freedom and responsibility within their household. Despite the ups and downs, the family's bond and mutual support shine through, making for an engaging and relatable podcast experience.   Coming soon:   Merch!  And a patreon account... really!  

  In this episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," our duo dives into the chaos of their sleepless nights, turning their sleep-deprived woes into a comedy goldmine. Cowboy starts by admitting that a Sunday night turned into a sleepless marathon, all thanks to a late-night B12 vitamin and the anticipation of Monday morning mental gymnastics. Meanwhile, Kiki's childhood habit of memory of spinning in circles sparks a hilarious comparison to her kids' misconception of spin class as literal spinning until you drop. As the conversation spirals, Cowboy reveals his nightly battles with Kiki's mysterious sleep-kicking habit, which has him dodging intermittent blanket attacks every 30 seconds. The comic relief continues with Cowboy's escape to the living room, only to be thwarted by their young adult's 2:30 a.m. toast-making escapades. The couple discusses the concept of "sleep hygiene" (safe search activated), which leads to a nostalgic tale of their son's windowless media room nursery to block out the first rays of dawn. Then our dynamic duo dives headfirst into the chaotic world of corporate personality tests. Kiki, ever the overachiever, recently took the CliftonStrengths test for work and found herself lost in a labyrinth of ambiguous questions and ticking clocks. Cowboy, naturally skeptical of anything that isn't ranch-related, couldn't resist cow-poking fun at the idea of a test that claims to decode human complexity with a set of timed questions and a colorful DNA strand graphic. The hilarity peaks as Kiki recounts her struggle to choose between equally appealing options like "I plan every move" versus "I trust my gut feeling," only to end up repeatedly selecting neutral and getting timed out. Her test results, or lack thereof, came with a warning that read more like a passive-aggressive note from a disappointed teacher. Meanwhile, Cowboy offers sage advice on trusting one's gut, especially when inflating car tires in the dark. The episode concludes with Kiki proudly announcing she might have broken the personality test, leaving listeners in stitches and Cowboy shaking his head in bemusement.  

In true Kiki and Cowboy fashion, what happens in, or near the driveway, stay's in or near... or ON, the driveway. This episode starts off with an unraveled a tale of lawn care chaos and road trip shenanigans. It all started with Cowboy's poor attempt to teach a youmg adult in the house to mow the yard, but with minimal supervision and a lack of skills left much to be desired. The front yard received it's very own "creative" haircut, making it look like a battle zone. The youth's natural mowing technique, reminiscent of vacuuming back and forth, only added to the hilarity. As if lawn disasters weren't enough, the duo then plunged into a prelude to their Austin trip. Kiki's car's AC gave up the ghost just two days before departure, leading to a frantic juggle of mechanics, work, and extracurricular activities. Their packing ritual, always a late-night adventure, saw Cowboy trying to hook up a trailer in the dark while Kiki, ever the multitasker, played Pokémon-Go and battled with a tire sensor issue. In the end, Kiki's proactive attempt to inflate a low tire turned into a trunk treasure hunt, uncovering a mysterious square machine atop the spare tire. With such charming misadventures, it's a wonder they ever make it out of the driveway!

In this episode of, "Misadventures of Kiki and Cowboy, we have a guest! We are joined by Kiki's dear sister "Tango" and an audience of family members as we delve into the amusing childhood escapades of two siblings, Kiki and Tango. Kiki, known for her bold and loud antics, contrasts with her sneaky and ninja-like sister, Tango. The siblings recount various mischievous incidents such as Tango's adventure with a button stuck up her nose and Kiki's diversion tactics. Another tale involves cutting mini blinds recklessly and a hilarious confrontation with their mother upon her return.  Kiki, Cowboy, and Tango reminisce about their own youthful misadventures. The stories include "spilling the beans" and the "big reveal of the voluptuous aqua pillbug in a white bathing suit", to moments of discovery, like finding unusual items in their mother's belongings, navigating childhood curiosity, and getting entangled in humorous predicaments like playing tetherball excessively. With a blend of humor and nostalgia, "Misadventures of Kiki and Cowboy" celebrates the playful and quirky side of childhood and sibling interactions.

In this whimsical episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, the duo delves into Cowboy's serious affliction with Pokémon Go, which Cowboy clarifies is the app, not the cards – because, of course, Cowboy has standards. As Cowboy brags about his Pokémon prowess, a hilarious tale unfolds where he's mistaken for an Uber by a drunk woman while playing Pokémon Go and jamming out to Metallica on his motorcycle. The encounter leaves Cowboy flabbergasted, questioning the woman's life choices and regretting that her attempt at Uber-ing a metalhead on two wheels disrupted his precious Pokémon hunting zen. As the story progresses, we learn about Cowboy's recent discovery of the Pokémon Go community, likened humorously to Columbus "discovering" America. Kiki is roped into joining a Pokémon Go event at a local park, where they encounter a surprisingly diverse crowd. Amidst the sea of Crocs and Pokémon attire, they navigate the world of raid passes and Pokémon ambassadors. Kiki, ever the reluctant adventurer, tags along while Cowboy enthusiastically bombards the community with questions. This duo's banter and quirky observations turn a simple gaming event into a comedic exploration of human eccentricities and unexpected camaraderie. Our hosts find themselves outplayed and outclassed by 15-year-olds, leaving them questioning their gamer skills and life choices. As they awkwardly sit in a food court, they try to discreetly gauge the age of a young woman nearby, only to realize she's much younger than they thought... and the Mother of one of their team mates. Meanwhile, they recount the endearing yet comically awkward moment when Cowboy exchanges phone numbers with a comrade yet teenager, thinking he was older, leading to a humorous contemplation about proper Pokémon etiquette and generational gaming dynamics. The duo paints a vivid picture of being shepherded by young, cherub-faced kids who enthusiastically take them under their wing at a Pokémon event, ensuring they don't miss a single raffle ticket. The climax of this misadventure occurs when these hopeful kids hand over their tickets with the trust that Kiki and Cowboy will notify them of any wins, leaving our hosts both amused and touched by the innocence and earnestness of their young companions. Despite the generational gap and the occasional cringe-worthy misunderstandings, Kiki and Cowboy find joy in these quirky interactions, celebrating the youthful energy that keeps them engaged and, dare we say, a bit cooler than they might have thought.

In this delightfully chaotic snippet from the "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," our two lovable hosts bumble through recording a promo that's as scattered as a cat in a room full of laser pointers. Kiki and Cowboy attempt to list reasons why listeners should tune in, all while navigating elbow jabs, existential survey questions, and the occasional bout of memory loss. Kiki wonders aloud why their survey has nine questions instead of ten, to which Cowboy responds with a nonchalant "they're listening." Amid this bedlam, they pose quirky queries about overpreparedness, annoying spouses, and garages stuffed with collective shame. Their comedic banter peaks when Kiki asks if listeners have ever loved their spouse more today because "you were annoying the shit out of me yesterday." Cowboy, ever the supportive sidekick, chimes in with perfect timing, transforming this promo into a laugh-out-loud therapy session for the hilariously exasperated. By the end, they barely manage to direct us to tune in on Tuesdays for more antics, leaving listeners with the comforting thought that if they can relate to even a smidgen of this chaos, they're in the right place.

In this latest episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," our dynamic duo decides to dive into the world of firearms and Texas gun laws. They sign up for a class, thinking they'll just learn some basics, but soon find themselves knee-deep in legalese and debates over which "no firearms" signs are actually enforceable. They even endure a hard sell for insurance, which Kiki, ever the sucker for a bargain, buys into immediately. Cowboy, meanwhile, stays skeptical but gets drawn in by horror stories of uninsured gun owners ending up in court. Fast forward to the crack of dawn on qualification day, and Cowboy is up bright and early, ready to charm the pants off everyone at the range. Unfortunately, he only manages to irritate a silver-haired, ex-Marine range officer by asking too many questions. Kiki, on the other hand, gets stuck with a rental .22 she's never loaded before, causing a minor debacle as she discovers her bay has no target. With 20 impatient qualifiers waiting and a grumpy range master to placate, she awkwardly scrambles to her new spot. Cowboy, blissfully oblivious, preps his own weapon while Kiki sweats bullets – figuratively and almost literally – but at least she's armed with all the YouTube knowledge she could cram the night before.

In this zany episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, our dynamic duo starts off with a perfect storm of greetings and jokes about wrenches and tornadoes—Kiki's signature move being to metaphorically throw anything in her path, including Cowboy's ego. They recount a wild ride through the Texas Hill Country on their trusty Honda Goldwing, whimsically named Miss Adventure. Cowboy, paranoid about a deflating tire, makes a dramatic pit stop only to blame the bike's sluggishness on Kiki's presence. After an awkward, couch-sleeping-induced revelation, he learns it's all due to his overinflated tire, not Kiki's weight—a realization met with much comedic relief and a few eye rolls from Kiki. The real adventure, however, unfolds in the sun-soaked lands of Des Moines, Iowa—err, Vermont according to Cowboy. Here, they shoot a promotional video for the delightfully quirky indie film "Sasquatch Sunset," involving bonobos who love watching movies and playing Minecraft. Amidst tripping hazards and guerilla (pun intended) filming techniques, Kiki's phobia of toppling expensive equipment keeps the suspense high. Despite her fears, she handles the middle camera like a pro while Cowboy buzzes around, capturing bonobos' reactions to their silver-screen counterparts. This hilariously heartwarming escapade ends with kudos for their film crew prowess and a shout-out to the bonobos' caregivers, cementing this as one of their most unforgettable misadventures.

Tune in to this week's laugh-a-minute episode where Kiki and Cowboy tackle gym challenges, sobriety spats, and a tortoise with a taste for adventure! Do you love us?  Buy us a coffee! https://buymeacoffee.com/kiki_and_cowboy In the latest episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," the dynamic duo dive right into the absurdity from the get-go. Cowboy, ever the instigator, blindsides Kiki by spilling a secret she shared just days ago, much to her horror and the audience's amusement. The big reveal? Kiki has decided to give up wine for a whopping 45 days as part of a gym challenge, leading to a hilarious debate about whether she'll turn into a health nut or just a cranky mess. Cowboy, in typical mischievous fashion, suggests starting each day with a glass of wine post-challenge, clearly aiming to improve productivity—or so he claims.  But that's not all! The episode takes a wild turn as Kiki recounts the great tortoise escape of the summer. Picture this: Kiki and Cowboy lounging by the pool in Vegas when they receive a frantic text from their daughter. Their massive pet tortoise, Dot, is missing and possibly on a grand adventure through the neighborhood. Cue a frantic search involving app alerts, jokes from friends, and near heart attacks as they envision Dot navigating busy streets. Thankfully, Dot was eventually found, likely munching on some forbidden grass, and peace was restored. From wine woes to wandering tortoises, this episode is a rollercoaster of quirky chaos.

Welcome to the wild world of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," where Kiki struggles to start the show and Cowboy struggles with words in general. This week, Kiki dives into a sidebar about Cowboy's beard, which has undergone a botched self-trim, leaving one side of his mustache suspiciously shorter than the other. Cowboy, always trying to save a buck, decided to take grooming into his own hands, with predictably disastrous results. Kiki suggests they start a segment called "Confessions and Inter-beards," because clearly, Cowboy's beard needs an intervention before it turns into a full-blown facial hair crisis. Fast forward to their latest escapade in Vegas, where Cowboy's self-proclaimed gambling prowess turns out to be a bit rusty. Upon arrival at the Luxor, they're met with the chaos of a hacked casino system, leaving many guests locked out of their rooms. Kiki, armed with a digital key and proudly bypasses the pandemonium. However, the luck doesn't extend to the craps table, where Cowboy's "system" fails spectacularly in just 20 minutes. Kiki, amused by Cowboy's confidence and subsequent tail-between-legs budget request, joins him at the bar. There, Cowboy reveals his master plan to get free drinks by playing video poker, but conveniently forgets to inform Kiki of this little perk, setting the stage for another misadventure. Finally, they are joined by extended family which are a "brit" hard to understand, even when speaking English! Stay tuned and enjoy this Misadventure!

Do you love us?  Buy us a coffee! https://buymeacoffee.com/kiki_and_cowboy In this episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboys, our hosts embark on a journey through the wild storms of Texas and the even wilder antics of their furry companions. As they navigate the chaos of restless nights and canine companionship, listeners are treated to a whirlwind of anecdotes that range from stormy monsoon memories to the trials of sharing a bed with two miniature microwaves masquerading as dogs. With Kiki's comical descriptions and Cowboy's sleep-deprived musings, the podcast delves into the absurdity of sleepless nights, restless legs, and a queen-sized bed that feels more like a twin. From the incessant thumping of a dog's tail to the surreal sensation of being kicked by invisible forces, the hosts paint a vivid picture of their misadventures in insomnia. Amidst the laughter and grumpiness, one thing becomes clear: this podcast episode is a testament to the resilience of marriage in the face of sleep deprivation and canine chaos. So join Kiki and Cowboy as they bid farewell with a mixture of exhaustion and exasperation, proving that even the most tumultuous nights can end with a chuckle and a sigh.

In this rib-tickling episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, we're taken on a wild river adventure that sounds more like a comedy of errors than a leisurely float. Picture this: a chaotic scene where kids are handing off shoes, tubes are floating away, and everyone's scrambling to get organized. It's like watching a herd of confused wildebeests trying to navigate a river crossing. Our protagonist (yeah, right...), not exactly a water person, finds herself adrift in a tube, unable to reach the water despite her comically long arms. As the day unfolds, it's a cascade of mishaps—getting stuck in the tube, encountering grumpy strangers, and even contemplating eye-gouging as an alternative to floating aimlessly in the Texas sun. But fear not, amidst the chaos, there's a glimmer of hope in the form of a reluctant Uber driver and a rescue mission involving a giant inner tube. It's a tale of misadventures, dehydration, and regret, but hey, at least there's a sandwich waiting at the end of it all. So here's to the brave souls who dare to venture forth on ill-fated river excursions—may your next adventure be slightly less eventful, and a whole lot cooler.

This Kiki and Cowboy podcast episode starts off with the hosts, Kiki and Cowboy, excitedly discussing engagement, setting the tone for the misadventure ahead. Despite some technical hiccups and jokes about flatulence, they dive into the main topic, love. The conversation takes a comedic turn as they banter about sound effects and derailments, leading to a heartfelt moment where Cowboy reminisces about Kiki calling him her tornado, sparking their discussion about love and relationships. Amidst chaos and family brunches, Cowboy's meticulously planned proposal to Kiki takes an unexpected turn when she unknowingly disrupts his plans by agreeing to a last-minute family gathering. As they recount the proposal, complete with Cowboy's dramatic knee-drop, they navigate through a whirlwind of emotions, from disappointment and confusion to joy and excitement, all while trying to keep the engagement under wraps. Despite the unexpected twists, their love shines through, making for a comically endearing tale of misadventures in romance.

In the wacky world of Kiki and Cowboy's Misadventures podcast, chaos ensues when Mary, their number one fan, shares a hilarious story about her struggles with remote controls and unexpected "help" from her husband during intimate moments. With witty banter and outrageous antics, Kiki and Cowboy navigate through Mary's tale of remote droppings and acrobatic maneuvers to retrieve them. As they dive into the absurdity of the situation, they coin phrases like "evidence of love" and "starfish-ing," leaving listeners in stitches over their outrageous misadventures. From upside-down remotes to failed attempts at grabbing door handles, Mary's escapades provide endless comedic fodder.. With trademark humor and a touch of irreverence, Kiki and Cowboy weave Mary's mishaps into a tapestry of laughter, culminating in a title suggestion worthy of the story's hilarity: "The Superman Pose with Fireman Hose: A Tale of Remote Control Romance." As the episode wraps up, Kiki and Cowboy bid farewell to their "lone listener", promising more laughter and absurdity in future episodes of their offbeat podcast.   #starfishing, #bedroomhoist, #fourremotes, #kikiandcowboy, #marynumberonefan, #supermanpose, #firemanhose, #grabthedoorhandle #gotmykneesupunderme, #herebabegrabthis, #imcryingrightnow, #backupgetdownplan

Welcome to the wild ride of the Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy Podcast! Picture this: Kiki, innocently staring at her phone, gets thrown into the live podcast fray by Cowboy's unexpected intro. Cue the giggles and confusion as they navigate through their hilarious wedding misadventures. From elopement plans gone awry to surprise guest appearances, every moment is a rapturous carnival of laughter and disbelief. As they reminisce about their four-day wedding extravaganza (or was it just an afternoon?), they dive into the mishaps and mayhem that ensued. From creepy techno babies to unplanned family disclosures, no stone is left unturned in this comical recounting of their pre-wedding luncheon blunder. Through it all, Cowboy's proud proclamation of his "helpful" gesture to Kiki's mom leaves jaws dropped and faces contorted in disbelief. But hey, at least they're still married, right? So grab your popcorn and buckle up for a podcast journey like no other! Note. WE LOVE OUR MOTHERS!!! IImportant Links: Kiki and Cowboy highly recommend https://tacquila.com/ Kimpton Rowan Palm Springs https://www.ihg.com/kimptonhotels/hotels/us/en/reservation

In this uproarious episode of the Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy podcast, chaos reigns supreme as our hosts recount the calamitous events surrounding their wedding ceremony. With a touch of slapstick humor and plenty of banter, they dive into the miscommunication that led to their Marine friend holding onto a symbolic bowl for dear life instead of passing it to the bride as planned. As the story unfolds, listeners are treated to a comedic rollercoaster ride of unexpected twists and turns, from bickering over broken pottery to awkwardly navigating the ceremony without a clue of what to do with their hands. Through it all, the hosts hilariously dissect the mishaps and misunderstandings that made their special day anything but ordinary. So buckle up and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and a whole lot of mayhem!

In this episode of Misadvantures with Kiki and Cowboy, our duo dives into the misadventures of decluttering their storage unit, which turns into a comedic saga of helmet locks gone wrong. As they reminisce about their "sexy date night" cleaning spree, they receive a hilarious meme about garage security, sparking a debate on the fate of their friend's belongings residing in their own garage. With witty banter and playful sarcasm, they recount the debacle of being unable to unlock their motorcycle helmets due to a faulty mechanism, leading to a comical search for tools in the dark and a collaborative effort to free their trapped headgear. Amidst the frustration and mishaps, their love and humor shine through, proving that even in the midst of chaos, they can laugh at their misfortunes and emerge with a stronger bond. From failed attempts at fixing the locks to playful jabs at each other's "helpful" tendencies, this episode is a delightful reminder that laughter truly is the best medicine, even in the face of malfunctioning motorcycle gear. Tune in for more hilarity and heartwarming moments from this endearing duo on their next podcast escapade!

Welcome to the Misadventures of Kiki and Cowboy Podcast, where the confusion reigns supreme! In this episode, we witness a delightful blend of miscommunication and whiskey-induced antics. As our hosts attempt to navigate their lines, it becomes abundantly clear that patience is a virtue they may not possess. With discussions veering from potential merch ideas to the perils of blended families, listeners are left wondering if anyone knows what's going on. But fear not, for amidst the chaos, there's a promise of entertaining storytelling and perhaps a discount code hidden in the comments section. Fast forward to a wild party where bourbon flows freely, and our hosts find themselves in a hilariously unfortunate situation. What begins as innocent socializing quickly spirals into a night of overindulgence and regret. From brushing beards in public to praying for relief from a hangover, the aftermath of their bourbon-fueled escapades leaves them questioning their life choices. Yet, through it all, there's laughter, camaraderie, and a lesson learned: when it comes to alcohol, moderation is key, especially if you want to avoid becoming the talk of the brunch circuit. So buckle up, listeners, and prepare for a wild ride with the Kiki and Cowboy!

Kiki shares a shocking revelation about her name, discovering that she might have been named other than the story her sweet mother had told her. This misadventure takes listeners through the unraveling of this revelation, including Google searches, family anecdotes, and humorous banter, culminating in a realization about the true origins of Kiki's name. The conversation meanders through various tangents, including Cowboy's unique name and family history, resulting in a lighthearted yet introspective exploration of identity and familial quirks.  Also... coming soon, MERCH! 

In this uproarious episode of "The Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," listeners are taken on a wild ride through the peculiar world of tortoise ownership and the antics of Kiki and Cowboy trying to navigate it. From mistaken identities to the surprising behaviors of African tortoises, every moment is filled with unexpected twists and turns. As Cowboy recounts his presentation mishap about raising tortoises instead of racing horses, the conversation careens from the comical challenges of dressing like a cowboy to the absurdities of tortoise mating habits. With vivid descriptions of backyard hothouses, feisty tortoise encounters, and the hilariously awkward moments of discovering tortoise anatomy online, this podcast episode is a rollercoaster of laughter and disbelief. Strap in for a journey filled with dinosaur-sized tortoises, tiny dogs on makeshift fences, and the timeless wisdom of navigating life's most unexpected misadventures.

Do you love us?  Buy us a coffee! https://buymeacoffee.com/kiki_and_cowboy Welcome to the hilarious antics of Kiki and Cowboy, where everyday misadventures turn into comedy gold! In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wild world of household mishaps, starting with the mysterious case of the disappearing toilet water. It's a saga of epic proportions as our dynamic duo grapples with the enigma of a toilet with no water, prompting existential questions like, "How did this happen?" and "Is our house secretly haunted by a thirsty ghost?" As Kiki and Cowboy unravel the toilet tale, they stumble upon a revelation: communication is key, whether it's with kids reporting toilet troubles or each other fumbling through DIY plumbing fixes. With their signature wit and charm, they hilariously navigate through the absurdities of life, from malfunctioning toilets to the perils of not listening to your children's plumbing complaints. So buckle up and join Kiki and Cowboy on their rollicking ride through the chaotic landscape of domestic misadventures! Follow the show and never miss our... misadventures!!

In this episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," Cowboy's innocent attempt at a compliment about Kiki's hair and headphones sets the stage for a cascade of calamities. From renting decrepit bicycles reminiscent of Pee-Wee Herman's vintage ride to getting stranded in a deserted national park, their misadventure knows no bounds. With rain-soaked bike rides, failed attempts at returning rental bikes, and an impromptu adventure with strangers, their escapade through Tulum, Mexico, becomes a comedy of errors. From language barriers to unexpected transportation adventures, their escapade highlights the absurdity of travel mishaps. With their infectious laughter and unwavering optimism, Kiki and Cowboy invite audiences to embrace the chaos and find joy in the journey—even if it involves rusty bicycles, lost deposits, and impromptu van rides with strangers. So buckle up and prepare for a wild ride with Kiki and Cowboy, where every misstep is a comedic masterpiece in the making. Be sure to LIKE, Subscribe, Download... you know the drill. Thank you and Blessings! -Kiki and Cowboy

Do you love us?  Buy us a coffee! https://buymeacoffee.com/kiki_and_cowboy In this hilarious episode of "Kiki and Cowboy's Misadventures in Buying Stuff They Don't Need," the dynamic duo embarks on a quest for the perfect motorcycle trailer. But things quickly take a turn for the absurd when Cowboy reminisces about Kiki shooting lasers from her eyeballs. Meanwhile, Kiki is on a mission to defend her cute luggage, sparking a heated debate about its rightful place on their upcoming motorcycle trip. As they navigate through misunderstandings and mismatched electrical connections, they find themselves stranded in an AutoZone, hungry and at each other's throats, proving that even the simplest shopping trips can turn into epic sagas of comedic proportions!! From questionable fashion choices to failed negotiations and a desperate search for brake lights that actually light up, Kiki and Cowboy's misadventures remind us that sometimes, the journey is just as ridiculous as the destination. So buckle up for a wild ride filled with laughter, laser-eyed shenanigans, and enough drama to make even the most seasoned travelers reconsider their shopping habits. Just remember, never underestimate the power of a hangry shopper and their quest for the perfect trailer.   Please like, subscribe, share, and all those things.