Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour (MPRPH)

Good Evening,This week, the Evening Brothers discuss Guy Ritchie's King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. They discuss Lake Ladies, bad CGI sword fighting, and the mathematical and theoretical improbabilities of a ... wait that can't be right... ROUND TABLE?!?!Your Homework: Alien VS Predator (2004)

Good Evening,On this very special sequel episode of the Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour, the Evening Brothers are discussing John Carpenter's Escape from LA! They cover everything from the snake tattoo to whether or not Snake Plisskin is the American James Bond. From snake to Snake. Your Homework: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

Good Evening,This really is a special evening. This evening, the Brothers discuss John Carpenter's "Escape from New York", a good movie. Repeat: a GOOD MOVIE. They discuss everything from the start of the snake tattoo to the end of the snake tattoo. If you would like to reach the Brothers, email [email protected] Also like and rate and subscribe or whatever. Your Homework: Escape from LA (1996)

Good Evening,It's finally mid-February, which means the time has arrived to release our 2025 Clipshow! Couldn't be a more timely time. This is the timeliest time that has ever timed. Please share this with someone. And rate us. I'm begging you. BEGGING. Sincerely, Brother Jon.Your Homework: Escape from New York (1981)

Good evening, The Brothers this week are taking a look (some a closer look than others) at the Disney Channel Original Movie Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2, truly undiscovered country for the boys. And much like the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S films, the Evening Brothers finally solve racism in this one. Except for Preston's white hair. That still makes him a freak. We appreciate you listening to the Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour. If you would rate us on Spotify, either five stars or one, that would be just tremendous. Your Homework: Escape From New York (1981)

Good Evening,This fine, albeit slightly late Halloween spooktacular episode of the Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour, the Evening Brothers discuss End of Days (1999) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Conversation this week includes (but is not limited to) Preston's Repelling Corner, the frustration of plot-detective work, and Michael Caine playing Arnold Schwarzenegger playing Cain and Abel from the Bible. We appreciate you listening to our sweet, beautiful voices talk about movies. And would appreciate it even more if you gave us a good review wherever you're listening. Plus, you can always reach us at [email protected] Your Homework: Zombies 2 (2020)

Good Evening,On this very special bonus episode of The Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour, the Evening Brothers are in the same room (car) together talking about Tron: Ares. This is no ordinary Tron movie though. It stars Jared (Damaged forehead tattoo) Leto as Dr. Michael Morbius... I mean Ares, the Master Control for Dillinger's grid. If that sounds a little too nerdy for your taste... well... you clicked on the Tron episode. Not really my fault is it? Thanks for listening! If you want to reach us, send an email to [email protected] Your Homework continues to be: End of Days (1999)

Good Evening,This is a special episode, one that will go down in history. The Evening Brothers dissect the Adam Sandler classic film Pixels. But that isn't what makes it so special. This is the first episode since the conception of Find Your Funny that the boys didn't need to rely on the crutch. They never lost their dang funny. This one's an "Oops All Podcast" kind of jam. Your Homework: End of Days (1999)

Good Evening,I want to take this opportunity in front of God and Family to officially apologize for the turn that Find Your Funny (an MPRPH Podcast) and Johnson on the Street (A Find Your Funny Podcast) has taken. We have been made aware of the unfortunate vibe that these two sub-podcasts create within the context of our show, and while that was never the intention, the effect is undeniable. Please know that I, Brother Jon, and my team are hard at work adjusting the format, putting nuts to bolts, and making these funny and good to listen to on literally any level. Find Your Funny will never go away. But it's time for it to change. Johnson on the Street is going to stay exactly the same, though. Just to be clear. Your Homework: Pixels (2015)

Good Evening, You can't tell anyone. Not even your surprisingly normal daughter. But this episode? Is actually a TRAP. Yeah, you remember the knife-guy from down the street? That sicko you heard about on the news? Well, the feds heard he was going to be listening to this podcast, so they set up a plan to just literally ask anyone who kind of looks like a man if they're the Knife-Guy. Isn't that brilliant? For anyone who isn't the Knife-Guy (Trademark Pending), thank you so much for listening to the Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour as the Evening Brothers discuss M Night Shyamalan's latest outing: Trap (2024). If you want to reach us, you can at [email protected] (if you send us literally anything, it'll probably make it on the show, we're desperate). Your Homework: The Net (1995)

Good Evening,Thank you for spending your hour with the Evening Brothers. This episode, they discuss how hot Jason Statham is, whether or not we would watch a Death Race, and how hot Jason Statham is. If you would like to reach the Brothers, you can email us at [email protected] I promise you will get on the show.

Good Evening,You may find yourself thinking "huh, Daredevil? I thought that was a good movie/show/comic/almost-video-game-a-couple-times...". And on that, you'd be correct. However, we aren't here to discuss Daredevil (not for longer than about 30 seconds, anyway). We're certainly not here to discuss Charlie Cox. We're not even here to discuss Ben Affleck. We're here to talk about the exceptionally worse film in every regard: Elektra. We're also here to discuss the time Brother Jon got into a car that wasn't his mom's. A lot of ground to cover. Your Homework: Death Race (2008)

Good Evening, There are lots of things I could say to make this better, lots of excuses I could make for why this episode is the way that it is. But in this economy, in this political climate, I just don't think there's a whole lot of merit to that. I want to rise above these petty avoidances. We're better than that. And by that I mean we're better than this episode. I'm saying this one kinda sucks butt. To be fair, so does Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins.But worry not, we will be back in 2-4 business months to bring you our next somewhat mediocre outing!Your Homework: Elektra (2005)

Good Evening,This might be controversial, but as a true cinephile, I think I really got this movie. There are themes you couldn't even begin to comprehend unless you listened to the dialogue even a little bit at all. Then you might comprehend it. Because that's about as deep as it gets. On the plus side, Jon's rip-roaring world famous segment "Red Light Green Light" gets another installment this episode. Please email us, I'm begging you. [email protected] . It's not that hard. I just need to know someone listens to this and we're not just cursing into the void.

Good Evening, I'll be the one to say what we're all thinking: This is arguably our best episode about the Ballistic Cinematic Universe. If you have not watched Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever (2002) you might find yourself wondering what the best viewing experience is. Let me be the first to tell you that watching this bad boy on 1.5 speed is a certified fresh game changer and I'm begging you to watch it under these conditions. Also please tell people about this show. Your Homework: Ava (2020)

Good Evening, I don’t know how you will feel about the following statement, but the value of truth is higher than your current willingness to accept it, so with a heavy heart I must carry on saying it: There exists significantly more romantic tension between the three Evening Brothers than there does between the two leads of this fortnight's film: Anyone But You With that said, I must also apologize for the length of this particular episode of our good podcast work. Unfortunately the beans were too good on this one to throw out. Your homework (Lincoln's fault): Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever (2002) If you want your thoughts on the pod, email us at [email protected]

Good Evening, I would like to put it on the official record the Cowboys and Aliens is NOT, as some have claimed, "An Excellent F*cking Film". And while it may not be that, it is... pretty bad. Yeah it's pretty bad. Your Homework: Anyone But You (2023) If you want to get a message on the show, you can email [email protected] ! Please email us. We want to know you're okay.

Good Evening, It is on this, the day of days, that I say Happy Halloween to you, one and all! I'm sorry there's a negative spectral energy on this episode, we're looking into it. My theory is Lincoln is haunted. Who's to say? Anyway, your homework is still: Cowboys and Aliens Sincerely, The Raddler

Good Evening, The Brothers three would like to welcome you to the future of podcasting, nay, the future of friendship. The doors have been blown wide open for Brother Preston's radical kickin' boots and we're never closing them. What am I talking about? Well I'm glad you've asked. I'm discussing the choice to farm nicknames for each of our beautiful boys, instead of letting them grow naturally. It's time for the nickname revolution, baby! Signed, The Deuce Your Homework: Cowboys and Aliens (2011) If you want to reach the Brothers, you can at [email protected] or you can send us mail by carrier pigeon to the Home Alone house, where we will gladly accept well timed gifts of large spiders or weird tar.

Good Evening, This episode is a rare one, that being one when us Evening Brothers finished recording and didn't go "well, huh... I guess that was technically an episode of a podcast." In that spirit, it would mean a whole heck of a lot to us boys if you sent this on over to a friend or family member that you're close enough to that they might listen, but not so close that they'll hold it against you. Think, your uncle Steve, or your old highschool crush. That level of friendship. Anyway, this week, the Brothers discuss the direct to DVD classic RIPD 2: Rise of the Damned, and it certainly was technically canonically connected to RIPD. Your Homework: Underworld (2003) If you want to reach the Brothers, you can at [email protected] or you can send us mail by carrier pigeon to the Home Alone house, where we will gladly accept well timed gifts of large spiders or weird tar.

Good Evening, This fortnight, the Evening Brothers are discussing true cinema, as they do every episode, in the form of R.I.P.D. (Rest in Peace Department) starring Ryan Reynolds and famed doodler/good photographer, actually, Jeff Bridges. Nothing can prepare you for the anus of souls. Your homework: R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned (2022) Yeah that's right, it's an RIPDDF (Rest In Peace Department Double Feature) If you want to reach us, send an email to [email protected] and we'll almost definitely read it on the show.

Good Evening, As a result of the incessant monetization of internet content, we have decided to forgo a regular episode description in favor of SEO optimized keyword tags: #CrunchTime2:TimetoTimeCrunch #ShangChiNightClubFightClubFightNights" #Stanley2cci2furiousPresents:ShangChiNighttimeNightClubFightClubFightNights #BabylonADdoesn’tdeservetobecomparedtoChildrenofMen#ChildrenofMendoesn’tdeservetobecomparedtoBabylonAD#Vindicationiscoming #TheHarvestisplentifulbutheworkersarefew #REAPTHEVINYARD Your homework: R.I.P.D. (2013) If you want to reach us, send an email to [email protected] and we'll almost definitely read it on the show.

Good Evening. This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss the seminal classic Hallmark presentation: Dinotopia (2002) (or possibly "Adventures in Dinotopia", depends who you ask). They cover the moral, ethical, and scholarly rules of dinosaurs that can sometimes talk but also not really but also yes definitely, among other curious details. But most importantly, the Brothers bond over their mutual hatred of a movie with so many dinosaurs that... doesn't really care about dinosaurs. Your homework: Babylon A.D. (2008) Extra Credit: Children of Men (2006) If you want to reach us, send an email to [email protected] and we'll almost definitely read it on the show.

Good Evening. Saddle on up to the bar, grab a stool, and smash it over your friend's head because the Evening Brothers are discussing Roadhouse (1989). It's gonna get rowdy, it's gonna get weird, and most importantly... it's gonna get Swayze. Your homework: Dinotopia (2002) Thanks for listening! If you have a second, please rate our show (maybe 5 stars if you're feeling extra generous?) and don't forget you can email into the pod at [email protected] We will almost definitely read it out on the show.

Good Evening. Not joking, between recording this episode and Brother Lincoln finishing the edit, I wholly forgot that I had seen this particular film. Just to be clear, that is not a diss on my Brother. It's a diss on either the film or myself, I'll let you take your pick. The film discussed this episode is "Stealth", directed by Rob Cohen, starring Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, and Jamie Foxx. And boy howdy is it... actually pretty fun! Problematic as all get-out, but fun! Your homework: Road House (1989) Don't forget, you are 99.999% guaranteed to be featured on the show if you send us an email at [email protected]

Good evening. Grab the hand of the person to your left and right. Join together as one large group of Garfield appreciators. Become a family of Lasagnanaires. This evening, the Brothers discuss the canonical truths of the world of Garfield, John, and sweet sweet little Odie. He's such a good boy. Your homework: Stealth (2005) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

The ol' ZS has done it again, folks. And by "done it again" I mean underwhelmed us with sci-fi ripoffs. It's about time to story of... Ares? Artelus? Martinelli? uhhh... It's about time the story of the Scargiver on Fire was told, and the only person brave enough to do it is Zach. We should all be grateful. Your homework: Garfield A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, hate mail, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

DWAYNE CAN ACT???? Look, we're all going to take whatever time we need to come to terms with this truth, but eventually it must be accepted: Dwayne The Rock Johnson isn't just a cheez-it enthusiast. He can also be a thespian. Or a guy with a gun. But a guy who seems WILDLY different from the Dwayne we know and love. This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss the seminal classic: Doom (2005) starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Karl Urban, and Rosamund Pike. I won't spoil anything for you, but their take on the film might be... slightly controversial. Those over the age of 40 might find it blasphemous. Listen at your own risk. Your homework: Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver (2024) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

This episode, the Brothers talk about "Die Another Day", James Bond's latest adventure at some point. Was this our best episode yet? ... probably not. You have my full permission to start a follow-up podcast and make your best friends talk about this episode as a form of punishment. Just call it the "Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour Retribution Power Hour" and we won't sue you. Your homework: Doom (2005) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

The city may be lost, but the Evening Brothers are finding new and innovative ways to discuss bad film. One perfect example of that: just... just discussing a pretty good film. Weird call, Brother Preston. Your homework: Die Another Day (2002) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

Whole lotta clock talk this episode. The Evening Brothers discuss Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. No, not the one that's pretty okay, the other one. Which, somehow is also pretty okay-ish? It's a weird day at the EB Office. RIP Rude Jimmy S. You will be missed. Your homework: The Lost City (2022) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

"You know, I'm something of a franchise killer myself." This episode, the Brothers talk about Sony's latest disgrace: Madame Web! If you don't want to hear three dudes talk about how this should have been a Spider-man or Spider-Woman or Spider-Anything movie, this episode might not be for you. Cause after about 20 minutes or so that's pretty much all they're bringing to the table. Your homework: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

Robots: Interesting. Spider Women: hot. Zach: Snyder. This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss Rebel Moon Part 1, the latest masterpiece from Netflix. They cover all the bases, from minor frustrations to genuine film criticism. But the one thing they never discuss? Dora the Explorer. Oh wait... Nevermind, they do. Wow, what are the chances? Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or hate mail to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

The Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour has OFFICIALLY begun. And it starts with some of the worst of the worst, as Lincoln has made his friends watch... I don't even know if I can type it.... Twilight! Much like the film itself, the Evening Brothers spend a shockingly small amount of time thinking about vampires. Unlike the film, however, this episode might be worth your time. Thank you for listening to MPRPH! If you want to send your hate mail, movie recommendations, or secret family recipes to the Evening Brothers, you can reach us at [email protected]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, not to mourn a loss, but to celebrate a life. A beautiful life that brought joy to at least three people including the hosts. TWINKIEtalk has passed away in the night, and while it may look like natural causes, we know the truth. Someone in this room is responsible for the death of this wonderful podcast. Someone sinister. Someone devious. And if you listen VERY closely, you just might be able to crack the case. Or just fumble your way from drink to drink and hope it all works out. Either way, it's been a hell of a ride. Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk. We'll miss you. Never stop using it.

Welcome to Hell, boy! The Evening Brothers are proud to have taken this horrible film in for two hours of human life. It was an honor and a privilege. We are the shield that protects you from misery. Protect your hearts, kiddos. Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet. Use it.

Listen! Do you smell that? It smells like fear and generic alien designs! Strap in to your chair in what looks like an unfinished basement, grab some air-pods (but not the ones you're thinking about... like the oxygen ones), and get ready for the Evening Brothers to talk about After Earth! I promise we're not going to do a Will Smith impression the whole time... probably... Your homework for this episode: Hellboy (2019) Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet. Use it.

You heard it here first, folks: Brother Lincoln is a very technical boy. This episode, the Brothers join forces to try their very hardest NOT to talk about Denis Villeneuve. It's a tough needle to thread, but God gives His hardest challenges to His strongest soldiers. Take care of your cybernetic dolphins. Your homework for this episode: After Earth (2013) Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet. Use it.

Happy Halloween everybody!!! We are proud to present our special Halloween episode of TWINKIEtalk, in which the Brothers realize very quickly that self-aware films are incredibly hard to make fun of. Still, I can't complain. There are now two more people on this big old world of ours that have seen this masterpiece. Stay safe out there tonight, kiddos. Your homework for this week: Johnny Mnemonic (1955) Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet. Use it.

It's a Prest-stravaganza out here! A film made specifically for Brother Preston, all about climbing rocks and showing off your radical deltoids. Based on a premise, this one's a ride! The Evening Brothers wander through the mountainous discourse of climbing gear, people's dad's friends, and human ninja turtles, all expertly guided by Preston. You don't wanna miss this one. I mean the movie, maybe you do... but the episode's a keeper. Your homework for this week: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet. Use it.

Imagine a world filled with sand. A planet, dry and arid, with dust storms overtaking the sky. A place where water is the most valuable natural resource, and the least plentiful. A world that can only agree on one thing: the bugs are far too big. That's exactly what Brother Jon is experiencing currently in Texas. If only there were a movie that would also fit that description... or perhaps TWO movies... or perhaps even TWO movies AND a television miniseries... Unfortunately no such franchise exists, so the Evening Brothers are just going to have to cover David Lynch's Dune (1984). Your homework for this week: Cliffhanger (1993) Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet. Use it.

Good Evening. I would like to take a moment to ask you to send this episode to your best friend and your worst enemy. NOW, if you have been gifted this episode, take a moment to reflect on your current standing with whoever sent this to you. Are you friends? Or have you wronged them with such severity that they will never forgive you? Either way, thanks for listening to the episode and rating the podcast 5 stars. And maybe ask the person who sent you this to forgive you for your transgressions. We're all about fixing relationships here. Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet. Use it.

Good Evening. In a shocking turn of events, we all actually kind of liked this movie. This revelation is both shocking and slightly disturbing. We will all be taking some time to process in our own ways. Some with a long bubble-bath and a nice red blend, some with a week-long hike in the woods, some with a cavalcade of bad 70's-80's horror films. You do the math on who might be doing what. But rest assured, this will not impede the professionalism you have come to expect from this podcast. Your homework this week: The Pacifier (2005) Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet. Use it.

Good Evening. The podcast you are about to listen to has been voted "Definitely Top 10 Podcasts Currently Being Produced by the Evening Brothers". This is a prestigious honor, and we are glad to accept it humbly with an undertone of pompousness. We also chose to consume some various adult beverages as it "makes the funny juices escape ma'body" (Brother Jon), but please remember to consume responsibly, and only when you are of age or your dad says it's okay, or both. You know what? Yeah, both. Even if you are of legal drinking age, please ask your dad if it's okay. That'll fuel him for like 3 months minimum. Your homework this week: Wanted (2008) Thanks for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you want to send your movie recommendations for the pod, or your fan mail, or your hate mail, we'll read it all the same! Just email [email protected] and we might just say your cool words out loud on the internet.

They always told us the video games were going to rot our brains. Turns out, they were wrong. It was the movie Constantine. So, they weren't super far off honestly. We're working on getting on a more consistent schedule, I pinkie swear. But on the off chance it doesn't happen, blame Brother Lincoln. He told me he takes full responsibility for the actions of the podcast. Weird right? Your homework: Blade Trinity (2004) Anywho, thanks for listening to the pod! If you want to reach us, send an email to [email protected]

This is a movie with two sequels, and for my money, that is not nearly enough sequels. I need spinoffs, I need prequels, gimme baby Xander Cage! If you happen to read these, this is probably the episode to start on. Definitely not the last one and DEFINITELY not episode 1. Listen to this one, it made my wife laugh. yours, Brother Jon Thank you for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you would like to recommend a movie for us to watch, or just send an angry message, email us at [email protected] 

Come one, come all! Gather round the fire as these Evening Brothers tell the tale of... I want to say his name was Charlie? Or Dave? Anyway, we tell the tale of the worst child ever conceived who learns to box using robots and all his hopes and dreams. Is the robot alive? Is this a prequel to a semi-popular and shortlived movie series? Find out now! Also the arm did go up there and I will never be convinced otherwise. sincerely, Brother Jon Thank you for listening to TWINKIEtalk! If you would like to recommend a movie for us to watch, or just send an angry message, email us at [email protected] 

Hey, everybody. I'm not gonna lie, you could skip this one if you want to. It's not our best work. I mean it was when we made it, because...it was like our first episode. But dang dude... this one's rough stuff. Listen at your own risk. DO watch Q the Winged Serpent though. That movie rules. cordially, Brother Jon