Mutterfly

In this episode, we explore how a cursed apple led to a life at Best Buy, the necessity of having genitals while eating, and the wildly different aspirations of Macy's workers.Mutter 1: Morgan Evans + Patrick Noth Mutter 2: Natasha Vaynblat + Rekha ShankarMutter 3: Jon Braylock + Jeremy Bent Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepodLeave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning.Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan ZolfaghariMutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepodLeave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore a furious children's book illustrator, the decline of academia, and moving on from the circus. Mutter 1: Betsy Sodaro + Richie Moriarty Mutter 2: Brandon Gardner + Neil Casey Mutter 3: Sebastian Conelli + Michael Cruz KaneWant to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] DM on Instagram: @mutterflythepodCall/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore the importance of love in a scissors company, a conga-line-loving boss, and keeping your personal life separate from your work life. Mutter 1: Dan Lippert + Ryan RosenbergMutter 2: Kate Zelensky + Terry WithersMutter 3: Casey Feigh + Marcy Jarreau Submit your own First Two Lines, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! DM on Insta: @mutterflythepodEmail: [email protected] Call/Text: 657-222-1324.Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore a rigid ghost prone to scary outbursts, an unconventional father-daughter relationship, and a clumsy divorcee on the prowl for slippery men.Mutter 1: D'Arcy Carden + Abbi Jacobson Mutter 2: Mary Holland + Sean Diston Mutter 3: Josh Sharp + Aaron Jackson Want to submit your own First Two Lines to be used in a future episode? Email: [email protected] Insta DM: @mutterflythepodCall/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore an emotional army captain facing a looming threat, an unhelpful robotic spaceship assistant, and male baldness during battle.Mutter 1: Grant O'Brien + Brennan Lee MulliganMutter 2: Jim Santangeli + Alex DicksonMutter 3: Mike Castle + Marques RayWant to submit your own First Two Lines?Email: [email protected] orCall/Text: 657-222-1324.Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly!Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we celebrate with cast members of Mission to Zyxx and explore the colonization of a planet gone wrong, witch sisters and their misogynistic prisoner, and the devastating secrets revealed on a commune. Mutter 1: Alden Ford and Justin Tyler Mutter 2: Moujan Zolfaghari and Glo Tavares Mutter 3: Jeremy Bent and Jon Braylock Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore eating food through one's asshole, clashing with a toilet paper company's values, and the confusing ways employees rate themselves. Mutter 1: Dan Klein and Jon Gabrus Mutter 2: Rekha Shankar and Natasha Vaynblat Mutter 3: Aaron Jackson and Dru JohnstonWant to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore the obvious consequences of a drunken adventure, a vindictive and inappropriate doctor, and a therapy-proud couple with wildly complicated role-play backstories. Mutter 1: Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher Mutter 2: Joey Greer and Caroline Cotter Mutter 3: Chris Gethard and Will Hines Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore pre-birth crab hands, contortionist classes for jobless men, and unique boy names like Spider, Table, and Lumber. Mutter 1: Shaun Diston and Mary Holland Mutter 2: Laura Willcox and Dan Black Mutter 3: Marcy Jarreau and Casey Feigh Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

A special episode with Fuck Th*t Shit (A Comedy Team)In this episode, we explore bird sex, the insufferableness of speech and debate, and brother rivalries. Mutter 1: Terry Withers and Kate Zelenski Mutter 2: Dru Johnston and Aaron Jackson Mutter 3: Josh Patten and Tim MartinWant to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore the unfortunate realities of a Halloween gone wrong, including a shocking presidential reveal, a cringeworthy romantic misadventure, and the disastrous results of dog breeding. Our Mutters: Mutter 1: Phil Augusta Jackson and Nicole ByerMutter 2: Neil Casey and Brandon GardnerMutter 3: Mike Castle and Marques RayWant to submit your own First Two Lines? DM mutterflythepod on Instagram or Email: [email protected] or Call/Text: 657-222-1324.Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore Mickey Mouse's uncut dingdong, way too specific anniversary gifts, and a love of Beetlejuice. Our Mutters: Mutter 1: Aaron Jackson and Josh SharpMutter 2: Dan Lippert and Ryan RosenbergMutter 3: Dan Black and Laura WilcoxWant to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or Call/Text: 657-222-1324.Leave a message with your FTLs, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

In this episode, we explore the parallel lives of mechanics, getting knocked up by a vending machine guy, and the history of Peeps and its relation to penises. Mutter 1: Michael Cruz Kane and Sebastian CanelliMutter 2: Caroline Cotter and Joey Greer Mutter 3: Alex Dickson and Jim Santangeli Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: [email protected] or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

"Sorry, My Eyes Are Bleeding"In this episode, we explore hoaxes, walking babies, and a podcast studio once used by Pennywise the Clown.Mutter 1: Brennan Lee Mulligan and Grant O'BrienMutter 2: Richie Moriarty and Betsy SodaroMutter 3: Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaneyLike, rate, and subscribe! Want to submit your own First Two Lines to be used on a future episode? Email [email protected] or Call/Text 657-222-1324.

In our first episode, we dive into the wild worlds of workplace mishaps, animal casualties, and the longing for fatherhood.Mutter 1: Chris Gethard and Will HinesMutter 2: Nicole Byer and Phil Augusta JacksonMutter 3: Abbi Jacobson and D'Arcy CardenWant to submit your own First Two Lines to be used on a future episode? Email [email protected] or Call/Text 657-222-1324.