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My Best Friend Mary

Two best friends sharing one brain cell. Will it be present this week? Stop in to find out. Put on your grippy socks and take a seat in our padded room as we yap about our adventures, our celebrity fixations of the week, and our opinions (whether you like them or not). You might be concerned for us, but we are too!

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    Episode 8: The Last Dab (Mary Tries)

    Hi Gay! After several weeks of trials and tribulations, WE'RE BACK! You won't get rid of us THAT easily. Today, we reluctantly put on our big girl pants and completed our FIRST Mary Tries where we play Truth or Dab with the Bomb Sauce from the Hot Ones Challenge. Was it good? No. Was it enjoyable? Also no. Did Emily break out in hives? Yes. We will drop a recap episode of our Florida trip later this week when Kelly finally finishes editing. Enjoy our struggles gang and be on the lookout for our next Mary tries, which cannot be worse than this. Follow us on social media or we will mail a glitter bomb to your house :) Socials: @mybestfriendmary on TikTok, @mybfmary on IG, and My Best Friend Mary YouTube and Facebook.

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    Episode 7: Meeting Astarion at Comic Con

    Best week so far in Mary Nation! Gather in the tavern to hear the tale of how we met Neil Newbon (Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3) at Emerald City Comic Con this weekend! Twas the Marys' first Comic Con and boy, were we impressed. Kelly had to hold back Emily from not one, but two, Pyramid Head cosplayers. Although tired, we are happy to come out of this weekend in one piece, despite Dave and Buster's trying to bring us physical harm. No new episode next weekend since we will be in Florida at Disney and Universal (send thots and prayers). Like, subscribe, and rate our podcast or we will feed you to the worgs. See y'all in two weeks!

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    Episode 6: Creating Mary Nation

    Welcome back to another riveting episode of My Best Friend Mary. You'll notice there's no video this week, and it's because we didn't want to give you or your loved ones night terrors. Emily was almost robbed, maybe murdered? And Kelly (mostly Milad) had to save our favorite damsel in distress. We had an impromptu sleepover and had a delirious conversation about what we WILL do when we become leaders of the free world aka Mary Nation. Like, follow, and subscribe on social media or to the rock quarry you go :) IG: @mybfmary, Tiktok: @MyBestFriendMary, Facebook: @My Best Friend Mary, and Youtube: @MyBestFriendMary. See y'all next week for another presidential address!

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    Episode 5: Southern Girls Love to Wine with Haley!

    Howdy partner! After 5 weeks, we wrangled in our first guest, Haley! This week we cover padded underwear (you read that correctly), strange items we have been marketed on social media (anyone need a vintage toilet?), and middle school memories (spoiler: Emily broke child labor laws and did pedicures during school for monopoly money). Grab your Whataburger and sweet tea and settle in for our longest, funniest episode yet. A huge thank you to Haley for bringing her Texas-sized personality to our pea-brained podcast. Like and review our podcast + follow us on social media or else you'll start receiving spooky chain emails. I don't make the rules. Y'all come back now, ya hear? Socials: @mybestfriendmary on TikTok, @mybfmary on IG, and My Best Friend Mary YouTube and Facebook.

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    Episode 4: Would you rather...

    Put on your gauchos and peplum tops and settle in for episode 4 of My Best Friend Mary! It was a slow week in Mary Nation, but the brain cell worked overtime to bring you all an hour of would you rather scenarios, songs that always make us sob, and fashion trends that should stay dead. Let us know in the comments what you would have done in the would you rather scenarios. In some positive breaking news, you can now find us on all major streaming platforms where you get your podcasts. Follow us on socials or an Etsy witch will curse you! Same time, same place, next week, right? Right. Socials: @mybestfriendmary on TikTok, @mybfmary on IG, and My Best Friend Mary YouTube and Facebook.

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    Episode 3: Dream Blunt Rotation

    Welcome back for another week of mindless pop culture yammering! This episode we recap the Grammys, surprise each other with our dream blunt rotations, discuss how haters always win, and dissect our apocalypse survival plans. Emily's got the lube. Sorry, loot, covered. Follow us on socials or Kelly will show up with her shovel. Keep praying for your enemies downfall! We will see y'all next week. Socials: @mybestfriendmary on Tiktok, @mybfmary on IG, My Best Friend Mary on YouTube and Facebook.

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    Episode 2: DJing at the Titanic Sinking

    Strap in for a wild discussion on erection data tracking, fraud, Hooter's stories, and songs we would play if DJing different scenarios. Also don't forget to vote on Mary Tries, a new segment where we will try something new once a month as voted on by viewers. Feel free to drop suggestions in the comments for us! Hope y'all enjoy! Don't forget to follow us on socials: @mybfmary on IG @mybestfriendmary on TikTok @mybestfriendmary on Youtube @My Best Friend Mary on Facebook

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    Episode 1: The Lore of Mary

    Meet Emily and Kelly, aka Mary and Mary. This is the story of how two strangers became best friends through the power of TikTok. We invite you to listen to our story, and become part of our community where we discuss life, gaming, music, and everything in between. Welcome to My Best Friend Mary y'all.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two best friends sharing one brain cell. Will it be present this week? Stop in to find out. Put on your grippy socks and take a seat in our padded room as we yap about our adventures, our celebrity fixations of the week, and our opinions (whether you like them or not). You might be concerned for us, but we are too!

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Emily + Kelly

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Two best friends sharing one brain cell. Will it be present this week? Stop in to find out. Put on your grippy socks and take a seat in our padded room as we yap about our adventures, our celebrity fixations of the week, and our opinions (whether you like them or not). You might be concerned for...

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My Best Friend Mary is created and hosted by Emily + Kelly.
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