Nailing History

Send us Fan MailWe start with the kind of problem that somehow becomes a full debate: booking flights, planning a long weekend, and deciding whether checking a bag is smart or “low rent.” From airport security rules to the overhead bin hunger games, we talk through the real trade-offs of carry-on travel versus checked luggage, and why airline policies can turn normal people into petty philosophers. We also hit one of the biggest airline culture shifts, Southwest moving toward assigned seats, and what that changes about boarding, stress, and the weird social hierarchy of flying.Then we pivot into what we do best: everyday life turning into history questions. St Patrick’s Day brings up heritage, who gets to tell which stories, and how loaded one word can be when you’re talking about the Irish Potato Famine. We even describe a surprisingly intense back-and-forth with ChatGPT, trying to see whether an AI will call the famine “genocide” or keep sliding into careful institutional language. If you care about historical accountability, AI misinformation, and how narratives get sanitized, this section will stick with you.We end with a perfect metaphor for the whole mess: a fan sends a Thomas Jefferson bobblehead as a birthday gift, and it immediately falls apart, then somehow breaks even more. There’s travel coming up, more history on our minds, and a real push to get “Nailing History” back into a steady rhythm. If you like candid behind-the-scenes podcasting mixed with sharp history instincts, hit subscribe, share the show with a friend, and leave a review so we know what topics you want next.

Send us Fan MailAn army can survive cold, hunger, and defeat—but only if it learns how to stand. We dive into the messy middle of the American Revolution, where a self-made Prussian “baron” turns drills into discipline, a battlefield prima donna becomes a traitor, and the British learn that holding cities is not the same as holding hearts. From the gray misery of Valley Forge to the furnace of Monmouth, we trace how training, resolve, and a few well-timed French sails began to bend the arc of the war.We follow the story as it spreads: John Paul Jones locks hulls at sea, frontier campaigns devastate Native homelands, and British commanders head south betting on Loyalists and shock. That wager collides with a culture of backcountry fighters who don’t care for redcoat manners or neat lines. Nathanael Greene’s strategy turns delay into leverage, while Daniel Morgan’s plan at Cowpens uses a feint to unspool British confidence. In the background, Benedict Arnold—wounded, proud, and impatient—slides from hero to turncoat, nearly trading West Point for a pension and a promise.Everything converges at Yorktown. Washington feints at New York, Rochambeau brings siege craft, and French ships force a standoff that strangles British options. The surrender ceremony is petty theatre; the consequences are not. London’s politics fall, offensives cease, and a flawed peace begins. We sit with the aftershocks: Loyalists scattering to Nova Scotia, Black Loyalists pushed again to the margins or onto ships to Sierra Leone, and Native nations written out of the treaty. Then we end where endurance lives—Washington quieting a near-mutiny with a pair of spectacles and a line about growing old, reminding us that the real hinge of victory was simple and brutal: the army did not quit.Subscribe, share with a friend who loves smart history, and tell us the single moment you think truly turned the war. Your take might shape our next deep dive.

Send us Fan MailA near-collapse on Long Island. A fog that saves an army. A midnight gamble across black water that shocks a continent. We trace the most volatile stretch of the American Revolution—when Washington loses New York, wins at Trenton, and keeps the fragile cause alive long enough for Saratoga to change everything.We start with the practical mess behind the Declaration’s arrival in Britain before dropping into the tactical blunder at Jamaica Pass and the miraculous evacuation across the East River. From the retreat up Manhattan to the dash over the Hudson, the army survives on nerve and luck. Morale craters, civilians bend with occupation, and commanders feud—then Washington rolls the dice on a winter crossing and crushes the Hessians at Trenton, earning time, recruits, and respect.Zooming out, we track dueling British strategies: Burgoyne’s grand descent from Canada to Albany versus Howe’s fixation on Philadelphia. Ticonderoga falls when British guns crown the heights Kosciuszko warned about, but the northern front rallies at Saratoga—Gates in command, Arnold aflame, and American earthworks turning ground into a weapon. While Philadelphia falls after Brandywine and Paoli, Saratoga’s surrender echoes overseas, giving Franklin the leverage he needs to pull France off the sidelines. The season ends with Washington steering his worn army toward Valley Forge and a new phase built on training, inoculation, and endurance.If you want a clear, human look at how the Revolution survived its hardest months—tactics, politics, and the uneasy line between luck and judgment—this one’s for you. Listen, share with a history-loving friend, and tell us: which moment swung the war—Trenton’s audacity or Saratoga’s alliance? And if you’re new here, follow the show, rate it, and leave a review to help others find the story.

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when a twelve-hour history epic meets two hosts who love maps, motives, and messy truths? We dove into the first two parts of PBS’s American Revolution and came up with a sharper, more honest read: there’s real value in the battle maps, the troop movements, and the logistics that make Lexington, Concord, and Bunker Hill feel tangible. But there’s also a framing choice that changes everything—less about English liberties, more about equality—and that shift colors Washington’s introduction, Jefferson’s contradictions, and how the documentary asks us to weigh ideals against interests.We start with the early case for union: Franklin’s “Join, or Die,” the Iroquois Confederacy as political inspiration, and why the colonies were more rivals than teammates. Then we follow the money and the maps. The 1763 Proclamation Line strangled elite land speculation west of the Appalachians, pulling Virginia’s planter class and New England’s merchants toward the same fight for leverage. The film nails the military spine—Henry Knox’s impossible cannon haul from Ticonderoga, the brutal math at Bunker Hill, the strategic obsession with the Hudson–Lake Champlain corridor—while stumbling when every beat becomes a litmus test. Washington, introduced first as a slaveholder, is historically accurate yet context-poor; Benedict Arnold, by contrast, is drawn with nuance: daring, wounded, essential, then embittered.We also zoom out to the British view: the empire’s real prize was the Caribbean and the southern colonies, not a rebellious Boston. Add in the Hessians, smallpox, and Lord Dunmore’s Proclamation, and you get a war shaped as much by disease and manpower as by declarations. Our take: the Revolution reads truer as a fight to preserve inherited English rights than as an egalitarian crusade, and the documentary works best when it lets those competing truths coexist. If you’re curious where the storytelling soars, where it stumbles, and what got left out—Magna Carta to Mayflower, local governance to militia culture—this breakdown is for you.If you enjoyed the conversation, follow the show, share it with a friend who loves early America, and leave a quick review—what did the doc nail, and what did it miss?

Send us Fan MailWe ring in 2026 with fan calls, a messy production catch‑up, and a deep dive into Death by Lightning, using Garfield’s rise and Guiteau’s delusion to unpack the Gilded Age spoils system and a presidency undone by infection as much as a bullet. Chester Arthur’s surprising turn toward reform gives the story its heart.• 1880 convention deadlock and Garfield’s dark horse nomination• The spoils system, stalwarts vs half‑breeds, and Roscoe Conkling’s machine• Guiteau’s forged notes, Blaine’s rebuke, and the psychology of entitlement• The shooting, germ theory, and fatal medical error vs the bullet• Alexander Graham Bell’s failed device and the autopsy dispute• Arthur’s pivot from patronage to civil service reform• Missed chances in the show: the trial, self‑defense, and “I am going to the Lordy”• Our field trips, fan shoutouts, and what’s coming nextThis episode is brought to you by the Strava app: if you sign up for a premium subscription and use the code nailed it, you get nothing off, but we get a kudos

Send us Fan MailThe plan was simple: drive to Charlottesville, see three presidential homes, soak in the views, and come back with a few good stories. What we got was a bracing look at how history is curated, where it gets messy, and how visitor experiences can either illuminate the past or accidentally hide it in plain sight. We start at Monticello, where Jefferson’s clever design choices and meticulous gadgets share space with a frank accounting of slavery, debt, and contradictions that won’t sit quietly on the tour bus. The foyer artifacts, the pulley calendar, and the Lewis and Clark links all impress—but the muddy lawn and scripted talking points tell their own tale about legacy and upkeep.Then the plot twists at Highland. We wind up a beautiful, wooded drive expecting Monroe’s home and meet a yellow house, a guest house, and an archaeological dig. The reveal—delivered by a theatrical tour guide knocking on an empty foundation—lands somewhere between clever and deflating. It raises honest questions about transparency: if the house burned in the 1820s, what exactly are we touring? There’s value in the research and the landscape, but for visitors seeking Monroe himself, Fredericksburg’s dedicated museum looks like the smarter bet.Montpelier brings the clarity we were hunting. With DuPont-era layers acknowledged and peeled back, the tour builds a richer picture of Madison’s life, the Constitution’s context, and the brutal economics of enslavement on the estate. The exhibits beneath the house do the heavy lifting—names, roles, reconstructed quarters—and the guide threads together how debt, decisions, and power shaped people’s lives, including families sold south “down the river.” It’s thoughtful, grounded, and surprisingly moving.Between site visits we wander UVA’s Rotunda and find refuge at Miller’s, an old-school bar with pool tables and PBR that reminded us travel is as much about the in-between moments as the headline stops. If you care about American history, architecture, and how institutions tell hard stories, this one’s for you. Hit play, subscribe for more road-tested deep dives, and tell us: which site would you visit first, and why?

Send us Fan MailThe door slammed without warning: our podcast Gmail was disabled, our recording tools broke, and our notes vanished into a limbo we couldn’t even name. We hit record anyway, tracing the chain reaction from a single login error to a full-stack outage and a $24 stopgap just to keep our voices live. What started as a Sunday session turned into a forensic tour of how one platform account can control your publishing, your files, and your ability to show up for listeners.We walk through the message that greeted us—“account disabled,” appeal link, no reason—and the blind spot that creates when you’re trying to fix the unknown. From Google sign-in blocking our Descript access to YouTube still hosting our videos, the paradox is clear: the platform can keep your content while cutting you off from the keys. We sort possible causes—policy flags, suspected hacking, file-sharing on Drive, even mislabeled educational use—and explain why uncertainty is the hardest part. Without a specific violation, every creative habit feels like a risk, and every minute becomes troubleshooting instead of storytelling.Then we get practical. We outline what we lost (Drive notes, episode prep, trip write-ups), what we salvaged (publishing through our host), and what we changed in real time: building a backup path to record, drafting a plan to decouple third-party logins, and mapping a storage strategy that mirrors files across local drives and an alternate cloud. If you rely on single sign-on, if your show notes live in one workspace, or if your backup plan is “we’ll export later,” this conversation is your fire drill. We share the playbook we wish we had a week ago so you can build resilience before a silent lockout hits your feed.If this story helps you future-proof your workflow, share it with a creator who needs the nudge. Subscribe for updates as our appeal unfolds, and leave a review with your best platform-proofing tip so we can feature it next time.

Send us Fan MailEver wondered why a president can send the National Guard into a city that didn’t ask for it? We light the fuse on a late-night, no-bleeps conversation that links today’s deployments to a long trail of precedent—from George Washington’s march during the Whiskey Rebellion to Woodrow Wilson’s 1916 overhauls and the 14th Amendment’s slow centralization of power. It’s not just a rant; it’s a map of how federal authority grew, why states ceded immigration control, and how both sides spin law and order to score political points while locals live with the consequences.We walk through the legal gray zones around ICE, the friction between cooperation and obstruction, and the realities of federalism that most headlines skip. Then we pull history closer: Washington’s show of force, Hamilton’s tax, and Wilson’s National Defense Act that standardized and federalized state militias into today’s National Guard. Along the way, we question whether “emergencies” justify muscle, and who gets to say when the emergency ends. The 14th Amendment’s incorporation story gets its due too, reminding us how rights protection and centralization became intertwined.On the culture side, we’re having fun with serious stakes. We set prop bets for Ken Burns’s new American Revolution series—who gets named, what themes hit first, how “complex” villains become—and we cheer Netflix’s upcoming Death by Lightning, a gripping take on President James Garfield’s assassination, Charles Guiteau’s chaotic spiral, and the era’s flawed medicine. These stories aren’t detours; they’re primers on how a nation learns to read power. If you care about civil liberties, federalism, immigration policy, and the history that keeps repeating, this after-dark session is your field guide.If you’re into smart, unscripted history with sharp edges, hit play, share this with a friend, and tell us: where do you draw the line on federal force? Subscribe, leave a review, and drop your boldest prop bet for the Revolution series.

Send us Fan MailWe announce our ambitious new project covering each state's journey to joining the Union, starting with Delaware and proceeding in order of ratification or annexation. This special series will coincide with America's upcoming 250th anniversary celebration.• John recaps his experience hosting an office trivia contest where his fashion choice (suit jacket with jeans) became a controversial talking point• Discussion of fan feedback from "Dick Pepperfield" about the trivia contest and suggestions for improvement• Analysis of Born on the Fourth of July film and connections to American patriotism• Announcement of our new 50-state podcast series examining how each state joined the Union• Preview of Delaware as "The First State" with fun facts about its size, population, and corporate significance • Plans to keep episodes concise while covering each state's unique story and historical contextJoin us for our next episode as we properly begin our journey through all 50 states, starting with Delaware's path to becoming the first state to ratify the Constitution!

Send us Fan MailWhen newlywed John returns from his California nuptials, the podcast takes a refreshingly personal turn as Matt recounts his best man experience and the unexpected drama surrounding the wedding's signature cocktail. The "Simply Peach Juice debacle" becomes a running joke throughout the episode, as the hosts describe their frantic day-before search for this elusive ingredient, only to run out during cocktail hour anyway.What makes this episode particularly enjoyable is how organically it transitions from wedding talk to an impromptu American history quiz session. John reveals he's been tasked with creating Fourth of July trivia for his workplace, and Matt becomes the reluctant guinea pig for testing these questions. Their back-and-forth banter creates both humor and genuine historical insights as they debate the difficulty level and entertainment value of each question.The trivia section uncovers fascinating Independence Day connections many listeners might not know: Calvin Coolidge was the only U.S. president born on July 4th; Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on July 4th, 1826 (exactly 50 years after the Declaration of Independence); and Italian patriot Giuseppe Garibaldi, born on July 4th, 1807, was offered but refused a commission in the Union Army during the Civil War.Beyond just facts, the episode showcases the hosts' different approaches to making history engaging. John tends toward straightforward questions, while Matt advocates for injecting humor to make the trivia more memorable. Their friendly disagreement about whether questions should be multiple choice or fill-in-the-blank reflects wider debates about history education – should we focus on accessibility or deeper knowledge?Whether you're planning your own history-themed trivia night or simply enjoy learning American history through casual conversation, this episode delivers both entertainment and education in equal measure. What Fourth of July fact would surprise your friends the most? Let us know and join the historical conversation!

Send us Fan MailHave you ever paid good money for a disappointing experience? In this continuation of our Virginia adventure, we dive into the reality behind the tourism facade of the Historic Triangle – and it's not always pretty.We pick up where we left off after Sherwood Forest, as our four-man crew embarks on exploring Jamestown, Williamsburg, and Yorktown. What should have been a fascinating journey through America's colonial beginnings quickly devolves into a series of increasingly bizarre encounters with historical interpreters who can't seem to decide if they're in the 18th century or the 21st. From the young man dangerously swinging a hoe while attempting to explain tobacco farming, to the tattooed kitchen worker who responds to genuine questions with a dismissive "stuff," the supposed guardians of historical authenticity left much to be desired.Williamsburg emerges as the villain of our tale – a $35 per person tourist trap where asphalt streets are somehow meant to transport you to 1774, rollerbladers cruise past colonial buildings, and the main attraction (the Capitol Building) locks its gates in our faces at precisely 5:00 PM with a smile. The experience raises fascinating questions about historical tourism: When does educational entertainment become exploitative? How do modern sensibilities interact with historical interpretation? And why do some sites succeed where others fail so spectacularly?Fortunately, Yorktown provides redemption with its well-managed National Park Service battlefield tour and thoughtful exhibits, including a proper recreation of Washington's command tent. Through our misadventures, we offer genuine insights for anyone considering their own historical journey through Virginia – which sites deliver authentic experiences worth your time and money, and which might leave you running back to the 21st century in search of something real.Join us for laughs, frustrations, and genuine historical curiosity as we navigate the awkward middle ground between past and present in Virginia's Historic Triangle. And learn from our mistakes so your own historical adventures might prove more rewarding than ours!

Send us Fan MailWhen typical bachelor party debauchery gets replaced with historical site tours, you know you're dealing with history nerds of the highest order. What began as an attempt to check off the "Historic Triangle of Virginia" quickly spiraled into a comedy of errors featuring annoyed tour guides, historical mansplaining gone wrong, and the touching of things that should not be touched.Our journey begins at the White House of the Confederacy in Richmond, where a young, knowledgeable tour guide expertly schools our overconfident host who tries to show off his Civil War expertise. The painful silence following his fumbled explanation of the Peninsula Campaign might be the most educational moment of the entire tour. Despite expectations of controversy, the site offers a surprisingly thoughtful perspective on this complex chapter of American history.The real highlight comes at Sherwood Forest, home of President John Tyler and the only presidential residence continuously inhabited by descendants of a former president. Here we meet Tim, a ponytailed guide with questionable fashion sense who delivers a marathon three-hour tour filled with football field analogies and protective rage when antique candlesticks are touched by unauthorized fingers. "Yeah, but I know which one to touch" might be the perfect retort to sum up the entire experience.Between Jefferson Davis's restored citizenship (which he might not have wanted), John Tyler's fifteen children, and the current resident who is "63 going on 18," this episode captures the strange, fascinating characters who inhabit our national story—both historical figures and the dedicated, if sometimes eccentric, individuals who preserve their legacies.If you've ever felt that rush of embarrassment when someone in your group asks a stupid question at a museum, or fantasized about touching the artifacts behind the velvet rope, this episode validates all your historical tourist urges and anxieties. Listen now to experience the Historic Triangle of Virginia through the eyes of two podcasters who can't help but think they could do everything better—even while proving the exact opposite.

Send us Fan MailHistory is built on pivotal moments where the outcome could have gone either way—and perhaps no American moment carries more weight than our fight for independence. But what happens when we flip the script and imagine George Washington captured at the Battle of Long Island, the patriots defeated, and the British Empire maintaining control of its American colonies?In this mind-bending episode, we examine a fascinating alternative timeline where the butterfly effect of a British victory in the Revolutionary War ripples through centuries of global development. The consequences reach far beyond American shores—the French monarchy potentially avoiding revolution without the financial strain of supporting American independence, Napoleon never rising to power, and the map of Europe developing along completely different lines.We contemplate how westward expansion would have been dramatically slowed by British colonial policies, potentially allowing Mexico to emerge as a greater power on the continent. We debate whether slavery would have ended earlier under British abolition or continued longer due to economic interests, and which Founding Fathers might have quickly reconciled with British rule versus those who would have remained defiant to the end.The conversation takes a lighter turn as we imagine modern American life under British influence—driving on the left side of the road, adopting British humor and cuisine, maintaining stronger ties to the monarchy, and perhaps never developing our distinctive gun culture. Would America have eventually gained independence during World War I when Britain's attention was divided, or would we be part of a Commonwealth of Nations today?Text us your own "what if" historical scenarios through the link in our description, or email us at [email protected]. The butterfly wings of history are always fluttering, and we're here to explore where they might have taken us.

Send us Fan MailJoin us on a sartorial rollercoaster as we navigate the hilarities of wedding suit shopping with our friend Emily M, dialing in from her racetrack-adjacent hideaway in the Poconos. As the best man, I recount my misadventures alongside our groom-to-be, John, whose unique fitness regime of daily push-ups didn't quite prepare us for the comedic chaos at the fitting. Emily brings her wit and wisdom on looking wedding-ready while throwing in amusing anecdotes of NASCAR memories that are sure to tickle your funny bone.Switching gears, we take a deep dive into one of the most sensational legal dramas of the 20th century: the O.J. Simpson trial. From the infamous Bronco chase to Johnny Cochran’s unforgettable courtroom moments, we dissect the intricacies of the trial and its lasting impact on public perception, media, and the justice system. The rollercoaster of events includes Judge Ito’s unexpected celebrity status and the defense's strategic decisions that had everyone on the edge of their seats. Our discussion brings to light the often overlooked aspects of the trial, including the challenges faced by both the jury and legal professionals involved.Our journey through this monumental trial continues as we unravel the personal dramas and quirky tales of key figures post-verdict. We explore Kato Kaelin's guilty indulgence at McDonald's, O.J.'s unusual jail perks, and the dramatic sequestration endured by the jury. We also ponder the justice system's influence on high-profile cases, questioning whether public and media scrutiny helps or hinders the pursuit of truth. As Emily prepares to rejoin us for more enlightening discussions, we promise future episodes filled with thought-provoking insights and the occasional bout of laughter.

Send us Fan MailEver wondered how a simple Italian-style egg roll could turn a day into a comedy of errors? Join us as we recount our holiday escapades, from the whirlwind of family chaos to the laughter-filled moments at La Scala's Fire in Philadelphia. The trip for an Italian passport turned into a day of surprises, with a humorous "Italianian" T-shirt thrown in by Matt, proving that it's the unexpected twists that create the best stories. As we attempt to embrace Italian traditions, we find joy in the little mishaps and the warmth of coming home for the holidays, which makes for a podcast episode full of laughter and relatable moments.A visit from my Australian host family's son provided the perfect excuse to explore Washington, D.C., through fresh eyes. Serving as a tour guide, we ventured through the Smithsonian and the city's iconic landmarks, sparking conversations about the lesser-known stories of D.C.'s memorials. We even ponder if Billy Joel's "Allentown" might have found inspiration at the FDR Memorial. Our nostalgic ramblings take us back to childhood music memories and amusing school talent show performances, blending history with humor in a way that makes it feel like you were there with us.We then wander through tales of historical intrigue, connecting the dots between unexpected events, like the deaths of Jimmy Carter and Peter Yarrow, and the playful what-ifs of their afterlife encounters. Our historical musings take a whimsical turn as we revisit Andrew Jackson's raucous inauguration and the scandalous Petticoat Affair, all the while wrapping up with a light-hearted take on bathroom luxury and state flags. It's an episode that promises history with a twist, blending humor, nostalgia, and insights into the quirks of the past and present.

Send us Fan MailEver wondered what Mussolini and Hitler have in common with a good laugh? Join us on a whimsical trip down memory lane as we recount the year-long journey of the Nailing History Podcast. From our hilariously awkward first recording to the notorious internet mishaps that plagued John's connection, we’ve had our fair share of growing pains. Toss in some peculiar historical anecdotes, like the infamous "wee-wee" tales, and you have a recipe for a podcast that’s equal parts chaotic and charming.Take a front-row seat as we recount memorable field trips and museum escapades, from Harper's Ferry to the Museum of the American Revolution. These adventures brought unexpected hilarity, like the anticlimactic tent exhibit, and left us dreaming of future listener-led trips. Our antics don't just stop at history; our attempts at movie reviews, like the infamous Al Pacino flick, added another comedic layer to our exploration of entertainment.As we wrap up this milestone year with 35 episodes and over 2,000 minutes of content, we're filled with gratitude for listeners like you. We’ve welcomed amazing guests such as Emily M, who helped us dive deep into iconic moments like the OJ Simpson trial. Looking ahead, we're excited to embrace more organic content, host new faces, and continue this wild, historical ride. A heartfelt thanks to our audience and special guests for fueling our passion and making this journey unforgettable—stay curious, and may your holiday season be as joyful as our escapades!

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when global politics, family ties, and the complex world of presidential pardons collide? Join us as we unpack the shocking overthrow of the Assad regime in Syria and the assassination of the UnitedHealthcare CEO, events that have left the world buzzing with mixed reactions. Our journey isn't just about serious headlines—we also share our amusing adventure of getting verified on X (formerly Twitter) and losing a horde of bot followers along the way. The episode takes a twist into the volatile world of cryptocurrency, spotlighting the intriguing tale of internet personality Haley Welch and her meme coin escapades.The controversy surrounding President Joe Biden's pardon of his son, Hunter Biden, takes center stage as we explore the legal, ethical, and political ramifications of such a decision. This move, covering federal crimes from 2014 to the present, including gun-related offenses and tax evasion, challenges the moral high ground of the Democrats, especially with impending elections. Throughout the discussion, we reflect on historical presidential pardons, offering a lens through which to view the complexities and familial pressures involved in such powerful acts of clemency.Travel through history as we examine the origins and evolution of the presidential pardon, from the Whiskey Rebellion to Jimmy Carter's pardon of Vietnam War draft dodgers. We debate the most controversial pardons in U.S. history, questioning the motivations behind clemency for figures like Jimmy Hoffa and Patty Hearst. Ending on a lighter note, we recount Joe Exotic's failed pardon attempt, highlighting the bizarre yet captivating narratives that make presidential pardons a perpetual topic of fascination and debate.

Send us Fan MailEver wondered how the decisions of a century-old presidency still ripple through today's political landscape? Join us for a lighthearted yet insightful exploration as we kick off with a playful exchange about my co-host John's infamous procrastination and his so-called "990 effect." But it's not all laughs, as we dive into the serious impact of Grover Cleveland's presidency on Native American policies. Reflecting on the Dawes Act of 1887, we dissect intentions versus outcomes, and grapple with the ongoing struggle of evaluating historical figures through a modern lens.Our journey through economic history uncovers the often misunderstood world of tariffs. We trace their roots from Henry Clay's American System to modern trade challenges, including the turbulence of Trump's trade war and the Biden administration's strategic maneuvers. Through witty banter and thoughtful analysis, we illuminate the power and pitfalls of tariffs as tools for both economic growth and political strategy. Whether it's the nullification crisis or the shifting ideologies within American politics, we highlight the ever-present battle between free trade and protective barriers.Finally, we reflect on the broader implications of government spending throughout history. From the post-World War II economic boom to contemporary issues like military funding and welfare programs, we connect past and present, weaving in cultural touchstones like Billy Joel's "Allentown." Ending on a note of gratitude, we embrace Thanksgiving's spirit, cherishing our audience's curiosity and inviting them to continue exploring how history shapes our world today. Join us as we unravel these complex topics with humor, warmth, and a dash of Thanksgiving cheer.

Send us Fan MailEver had a perfectly innocent morning vote turn into a full-blown drama series? Well, grab your popcorn, because Jon's story starts like a Hallmark movie—he breezes into the polling station, votes early, feels powerful, maybe even a little heroic, basking in the glow of democracy. Meanwhile, Matt's day takes a sharp left turn—he finds out his voter registration is as active as a sloth on a lazy Sunday. No vote for you, buddy! It's a plot twist so shocking, it might as well have been written by M. Night Shyamalan.As we dive into the chaos, we start questioning the very fabric of our voting systems—how reliable is anything, really? Can we even trust a website that’s 80% "are you sure you're not a robot?" After that, we have some fun with the bizarre legalities of photographing your ballot. Is it a secret snapshot or a crime scene photo? Who knows! And just when you think things can't get any weirder, we play out a fantasy where Kamala Harris is president and Donald Trump is her Vice President. Yes, that Donald Trump. It's like pairing a chainsaw with a feather duster—oddly fascinating, but you wouldn’t trust them to put together Ikea furniture.In the midst of all this, we also take a deep dive into historical oddities, like Grover Cleveland—yes, that Grover Cleveland—who served two non-consecutive terms, because apparently, that’s a thing now. We then take a serious turn (don’t worry, we’ll bring the laughs back soon), examining the economic drama of the late 19th century through Grover Cleveland’s facepalm-worthy handling of the Panic of 1893. And because no historical rabbit hole is complete without a modern twist, we throw in comparisons to today's figures like Trump and Elon Musk. Because who doesn’t want to add a little chaos to their morning?And finally, we wrap up with a moment of reflection on the terror of the 2002 Beltway sniper attacks, remembering how fear turned into courage as Washington DC held its breath. It’s a somber note, but hey, we’ve covered a lot of ground.Join us for this rollercoaster ride of politics, history, and chaos. You’ll laugh, you’ll think, you’ll probably wonder if we’ve lost our minds—but that’s just part of the fun.

Send us Fan MailDoes Christopher Columbus have a secret Spanish Jewish identity? Join us for a thought-provoking discussion as we challenge a long-held belief about Columbus's heritage and delve into the historical context of Sephardic Jews in 1492 Spain. We unpack the cultural and historical significance of Columbus Day, juxtaposing it with Indigenous Peoples' Day and questioning who truly deserves celebration. Along the way, we humorously consider other Italian-American icons like Joe DiMaggio and Frank Sinatra as alternative representatives of Italian-American pride.As we embrace the spooky season, fan favorite Emily M. joins us to spice things up with a lively chat about Halloween costumes inspired by historical figures. Will you dress up as Princess Diana or perhaps take a cue from Sidney Simpson's dance recital? Our exchange is filled with laughs and nostalgia as we reminisce about past costume choices and the awkward transition from childhood to adult Halloween celebrations. Emily's playful energy and insightful feedback remind us of the importance of including more women in our historical narratives.And, in a delightful twist, we engage in light-hearted banter with our fans, exploring the curious world of Koshusko mustard and sharing our costume mishaps from college days. With a nod to the humorous side of history, we wrap up by encouraging thoughtful costume selections and sharing laughs over the idea of adults trick-or-treating amidst today's doorbell cameras. Tune in for camaraderie, historical insights, and maybe even some Halloween costume inspiration!

Send us Fan Mail Picture this: You’re trekking through the vibrant fall foliage of the Adirondacks with your best friend, sharing laughs and the occasional grumble along the way. Ever thought about how a spontaneous hiking trip could lead to a deeper understanding of American history? We kick off this episode with a lively recount of our trek up Mount Marcy, where our endurance was tested almost as much as our comedic skills. Alongside co-host John N., we battle the elements and make friends with fellow hikers before an impromptu detour to Saratoga National Historical Park sparks a fascinating conversation about the Battle of Saratoga and a certain Polish Engineer's underrated contributions to American history.Our escapades don't end on the trails. Hop aboard for a whirlwind journey to the America's smallest National Park, where we navigate train station shenanigans and hilarious mix-ups with a history teacher who can't quite keep her Revolutionary figures straight. This leads to an enlightening exploration of Tadeusz Kościuszko’s life, a lesser-known hero whose strategic genius altered the course of history. From his humble beginnings in Poland to his instrumental role in the American Revolution, we uncover the rich tapestry of his legacy and muse on a fitting Hollywood portrayal.As we wander through Philadelphia's historic maze, we share quirky tales from our museum visits and humorous encounters with park rangers. With a sprinkle of imagination, we toy with casting choices for a potential Kościuszko film and encourage listeners to share their thoughts on this captivating figure. We're excited to reconnect with our audience and expand our community of history enthusiasts, inviting everyone to join the conversation before the season wraps up.

Send us Fan MailCan frequent handwashing really keep you from getting sick, or is it just one of those life ironies? As I steer the Nailing History Podcast solo while my co-host John battles an illness, this conundrum seems all too real. Join me as I ponder the environmental impact of political campaign mail and pitch a quirky idea for eco-friendly election materials that could transform the way we think about campaign season.Venture back to the 19th century with us as we uncover the life of one of San Francisco's most fascinating figures, Emperor Norton I. Despite his whimsical self-declared rule, his visionary ideas—like the League of Nations and the Bay Bridge—reveal a surprisingly progressive mind. Emperor Norton's story is one of imagination embraced by a community, teasing out questions about what true leadership might look like and challenging the conventional understanding of the American Dream.Just when you think the episode is wrapping up, John makes a surprise cameo, adding his own flair to our discussion on Emperor Norton's enduring impact. We muse over his eccentric proposals and the fictional friendships he might have imagined with historical figures like Queen Victoria. As Halloween draws near, don't just settle for a run-of-the-mill costume—why not channel the spirit of Emperor Norton and inspire a conversation on this iconic character from history? Stay curious, and keep the conversation going with us on social media or through email. We can't wait to bring more captivating stories your way next time!

Send us Fan MailCould the principles of a century-old peace plan hold the key to understanding today's political landscape? In this fascinating episode, we draw unexpected parallels between Woodrow Wilson's 14 Points and the modern conservative agenda of Project 2025. Join Matt and John as they dissect the historical framework of Wilson's ideals, crafted in the wake of World War I, and compare it to the initiatives promoted by the Heritage Foundation today. We unravel the academic aspirations and idealistic nuances of Wilson's vision, while casting a critical eye on the contemporary echoes and deviations found in Project 2025.We take you through an in-depth analysis of Wilson's 14 Points, emphasizing key themes such as self-determination, open diplomacy, and free trade. You'll gain insights into the creation of new nations from the ashes of collapsing empires and the complex path to implementing peaceful ideals amidst post-war turmoil. Reflecting on the partial integration of Wilson's points into the Treaty of Versailles and the contentious reparations imposed on Germany, this episode sheds light on how historical aspirations for peace were met with mixed reactions and outcomes.To lighten things up, we shift gears with a humorous critique of AI-generated advice for podcasting, inspired by Wilson's 14 Points. From drafting our own ideal list to presenting AI-generated tips in rhymes, we conclude with seven whimsical ideas for a better world, from universal love to abolishing time zones. Finally, we discuss the critical role of public relations in promoting both historical and contemporary political plans, questioning whether Project 2025 can achieve its goals through better presentation. Tune in for an episode that's both thought-provoking and entertaining!

Send us Fan MailWhat if the tragic death of Princess Diana wasn't just an accident? Join us as we revisit the life and untimely demise of the People's Princess through a blend of personal stories, public reactions, and the ever-persistent conspiracy theories that have surrounded her legacy. We begin with an apology for our previous episode on spies, admitting our shortcomings and sharing a charming story about an eight-year-old’s unexpected fascination with Bridge of Spies. Reminiscing about our childhood experiences with PG-13 movies, we also highlight Kate Winslet's career from Titanic to Mare of Easttown, even joking about having her as a future guest.Recounting the day Princess Diana died, we share our vivid memories of where we were and the intense media coverage that followed. From the initial reports of paparazzi involvement to Elton John's heartfelt tribute and the Princess Diana beanie baby phenomenon, we cover the public's reaction in detail. We reflect on how the media narrative might have oversimplified the blame on the paparazzi and how our perceptions of Diana have evolved with age. This chapter offers a heartfelt trip down memory lane while questioning the story we've all been told.In the final segments, we dive into the more controversial aspects of Diana's life and death, exploring her secret interview with Martin Bashir, her tumultuous marriage to Prince Charles, and the conspiracy theories suggesting foul play by the British Royal Family. We scrutinize the various motivations behind these theories, including her relationship with Dodi Fayed and her rumored pregnancy. We also touch on Diana's own fears of a staged accident, adding a chilling layer to the discussion. Join us as we dissect these complex and enduring mysteries, honoring Princess Diana’s memory while seeking to unravel the truth behind her tragic end.

Send us Fan MailIn the latest episode of the “Nailing History” podcast, hosts Matt and Jon dive headfirst into a trivia extravaganza that’s bound to make your history teacher’s head spin. With special guest Mark C. at the helm, our dynamic duo is put through the wringer in a quiz show that tests not only their historical prowess but also their random trivia skills.Matt, the self-proclaimed master of history class naps, is dusting off his cerebral cobwebs to take on the challenge. Known for his impressive ability to sleep through the most riveting historical lectures, Matt is ready to see if any of those snoozed-over facts will resurface in his time of need. Spoiler alert: they probably won’t, but that’s part of the fun!Jon, on the other hand, is bracing himself for the ultimate test of his knowledge, which, let’s be honest, seems to be frozen in the late 19th century. His understanding of pop culture and historical events after 1870 is so sparse, it could fit on a post-it note. As he attempts to answer questions that span the centuries, expect a lot of head-scratching and possibly some bewildered looks.Mark C., our fearless trivia master, is ready to throw a curveball or two, testing everything from ancient Egyptian trivia to obscure facts about the Renaissance. With questions flying faster than a trebuchet, the stakes are high, and the competition is fierce.Will Matt’s history classes finally pay off, or will his penchant for naps prove to be his downfall? Can Jon bridge the gap between the 19th century and the present day without causing a temporal rift? Tune in to find out which of our hosts will be crowned the trivia champion—or if they’ll both end up as historical footnotes in their own podcast saga!

Send us Fan MailWelcome to another episode of "Nailing History," where Matt and Jon turn the past into a comedy show! This week, they’re tackling the 1962 prisoner exchange that inspired Bridge of Spies, and they’ve got a quirky gem to share: the infamous hollow nickel!The episode kicks off by comparing the movie’s dramatic take on the Cold War swap of Soviet spy Rudolf Abel and American U-2 pilot Francis Gary Powers with the actual event. While Bridge of Spies turns the exchange into an edge-of-your-seat thriller with intense negotiations, the reality was a bit more like waiting for a DMV appointment—lots of paperwork, polite nods, and the occasional frostbite from standing in the cold.Matt and Jon then dive into the film’s portrayal of Abel and Powers. The movie makes Abel look like the James Bond of espionage, but in reality, he was more like a chess enthusiast who occasionally forgot where he’d left his pieces. Powers, meanwhile, is shown as a heroic figure in the film, but his real-life return was more of a “Welcome Back” card and a heap of administrative forms.And now, for the pièce de résistance: the hollow nickel story! Picture this: during the Cold War, someone had the bright idea to hollow out a nickel and use it as a secret compartment for microfilm. It’s like the spy equivalent of hiding a letter in a book, but way cooler and way more metal—literally. The nickel was discovered and became a legendary piece of spy tech, proving that even spare change can be part of high-stakes espionage.Tune in for a hilarious ride through the real and reel worlds of espionage, complete with comparisons of Hollywood drama and the practical (and comically small) details like the hollow nickel that prove even the most mundane objects can be involved in international intrigue. It’s history, hilariously revealed!

Send us Fan MailMatt and Jon are about to turn your understanding of the Olympics upside down and inside out—because who needs ordinary when you can have extraordinary? This week, we’re taking you on a time-traveling, toga-wearing, medal-winning romp through Olympic history! Buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride from ancient Greece all the way to the 1936 Berlin Games—where things got so awkward, even the Olympic torch wanted to be extinguished.We’ll kick things off with the ancient Greeks, who thought it was a great idea to compete in the buff because apparently, gym shorts were considered a fashion faux pas. Imagine wrestling your opponent while trying to avoid getting elbowed in the face by someone who’s also trying to avoid getting elbowed in the face—awkward! And let’s not forget the original Olympic winners, who were showered with olive wreaths because, you know, gold medals were still on the “to-do” list of ancient innovations.Then, hold onto your historical helmets as we leap forward to 1936 Berlin, where Hitler and his squad tried to turn the Olympics into the ultimate propaganda parade. Picture this: a dictator in charge of an event where the only thing that went smoothly was the uncomfortable tension. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t exactly a hitlerous success.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a special treat that’ll have you cheering louder than a stadium full of fans. Meet a war hero whose story is so jaw-droppingly amazing, even the toughest Olympic champions would need a tissue. This guy’s feats are so epic, he’d make even Hercules look like a rookie.So, strap on your imaginary Olympic gear, grab your popcorn (or a toga if you’re feeling fancy), and join Matt and Jon as we dive headfirst into the most outrageous, over-the-top Olympic history you’ve ever heard. It’s going to be a gold-medal-worthy extravaganza of epic proportions—and don’t worry, no actual physical exertion required.

Send us Fan MailIn this riotous episode of Nailing History, Matt and Jon are joined by the ever-fabulous Lauren G to recount their epic (and somewhat disastrous) trip to Harpers Ferry. The day kicks off with the boys miraculously squeezing into the last prime parking spot, only to be met with the ultimate letdown: the main museum was locked tighter than a drum.Lauren G helps Matt and Jon navigate their museum-less misery with her trademark humor, as they attempt to salvage their historical outing with a bit of gift shop browsing and a lot of creative speculation. But the fun doesn’t stop there. The trio dives into the hotly debated question of John Brown: was he a revolutionary hero or a terrorist?Amidst the locked doors and parking lot triumphs, they grapple with this historical conundrum and hilariously bicker over the legacy of the infamous abolitionist. With Lauren’s quick wit keeping everyone in stitches, this episode is a perfect blend of historical deep dives and laugh-out-loud moments. Tune in for a dose of history mixed with some serious parking lot drama!

Send us Fan MailWe're back, fans!Fresh off the heels of the failed assassination attempt on Trump, our intrepid hosts Matt and Jon decided to dig into the lesser-known hits, starting with James Garfield. This guy didn't just balance the budget; he also balanced taking bullets. And if getting shot wasn't bad enough, he met his demise not from the bullet, but from the doctors who couldn't resist probing around in him like a bunch of curious toddlers -- makes you think...who is to blame, the assassin or the doctors??Then there's William McKinley, who took a bullet and probably thought, "Well, this isn't ideal." Little did he know that the real danger was the surgeons who treated gunshot wounds like an invitation to play Operation, 19th-century style.But wait, there's more! Teddy Roosevelt, the manly man of the White House, got shot before a speech and shrugged it off like a g and it was just another day wrestling bears. And his brother Frankie baby almost took a hit too, because when you're a Roosevelt, apparently bullets are just a minor inconvenience.And here's a teaser for you: one of these would-be assassins has a little too much in common with Jon himself. Could it be their knack for stirring up trouble or perhaps their shared affinity for eccentric facial hair? You'll have to tune in to find out!Join Jon and Matt as they uncover the thrilling, bizarre, tales of these presidents and there assassins. Who knew history could be this wild? Stay tuned for more scandals, secrets, and shocking revelations on the next episode of Nailing History! And as always...Stay Curious, fans!

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of the Nailing History Podcast, Matt, Jon, and special guest Emily M. strap in for a wild ride down memory lane—quite literally! They dive into the infamous OJ Simpson Bronco chase like investigative historians armed with puns and plenty of caffeine.Emily M., our guest sleuth, brings a fresh perspective to the events of that infamous day, wondering aloud if OJ could have made better getaway vehicle choices—perhaps a sports car for extra speed?As they dissect the chase, they ponder the crucial questions: Did OJ's escape plan involve more than just freeways? Could he have been chased by paparazzi instead of police? And why didn't he stop for a bathroom break during those five hours?Jon, always the skeptic, suggests OJ was just looking for a drive-thru open late, while Matt theorizes OJ was actually practicing for his next role in a Hollywood blockbuster.Throughout the episode, they expertly balance humor with historical accuracy, weaving in anecdotes about OJ's glove fiasco and the cultural impact of this bizarre moment in television history. Emily M. keeps the laughs coming with her spot-on impressions of news anchors trying to fill airtime.By the end, they conclude that OJ's Bronco chase wasn't just a footnote in history—it was the ultimate slow-speed car chase that united a nation in front of their TVs, popcorn in hand, and forever etched in the annals of pop culture.Tune in to this hilarious episode of the Nailing History Podcast for a crash course in car chases, celebrity scandals, and the unbreakable bond of three podcast hosts over a love of nailing down history with a dash of humor!

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to the Nailing History Podcast, where Matt, Jon, and Emily are continuing their world-class coverage of the Simpson Saga. If you thought part 2 was the end, it's only the beginning!Back due to most popular demand, we're digging into the days leading up to the infamous Bronco escapade. Picture this: O.J. Simpson, the Juice himself, is supposed to turn himself in. But instead of quietly surrendering like your average suspect, he decides to go full Houdini and disappears. Cue the nationwide manhunt!Meanwhile, Kato Kaelin, the accidental star of O.J.'s guest house, is living his best life—partying, ordering pizza, and giving interviews like he's auditioning for People's Couch Potato of the Year.Join us as we unravel the mysteries of O.J.'s disappearing act, the media frenzy, and why every news station suddenly became a 24/7 O.J. channel. Because when life gives you a murder suspect on the run, you grab your popcorn and tune in to Nailing History!

Send us Fan MailIn this delightful episode of "Nailing History" with Matt and Jon, the duo takes a lighthearted look at Matt's endeavor to tackle the 100 Civics Questions for the U.S. Naturalization Test, while also catching up on Jon's ongoing adventure in acquiring his Italian citizenship.With Jon's encouragement, Matt bravely recounts his experiences navigating through the questions, and it's evident that his journey has been quite the learning curve. As Jon listens intently, Matt's responses range from amusingly off-the-mark to surprisingly insightful.From stumbling over the dates of historical events to mixing up the roles of government branches, Matt's journey through the questions is peppered with moments of confusion and humor. Yet, amidst the mishaps, there are also moments of genuine curiosity and discovery as Matt explores facets of American history he hadn't encountered before.As Jon provides gentle guidance and additional context, the episode becomes a charming exploration of learning and laughter. Together, Matt and Jon prove that even in the face of a challenging test, there's always room for a good-natured chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the complexities of history.And as a delightful bonus, Jon shares an update on his own quest for Italian citizenship, regaling listeners with tales of bureaucratic hurdles and unexpected discoveries along the way. With each twist and turn, Jon's Italian Odyssey continues to captivate and inspire, reminding us that the pursuit of citizenship is a journey worth savoring.Join "Nailing History" as Matt and Jon embrace the joy of discovery and camaraderie, showing that sometimes, the most memorable lessons are learned with a smile, and that citizenship, whether in the U.S. or abroad, is a journey that's as rewarding as it is enriching.

Send us Fan MailIn the riveting second (and final) part of the Special Edition "Nailing History" Series, hosts Jon and Matt, alongside special guest Emily M., delve deeper into the OJ Simpson case. From the infamous trip to Cabo to the fateful night of the murders, no stone is left unturned in this captivating episode.As they explore the events leading up to Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman's tragic deaths, Jon, Matt, and Emily navigate through the complexities of OJ's relationships, his celebrity status, and the mounting evidence against him. Jon still can't resist throwing in a few outlandish theories, while Matt struggles to comprehend the gravity of the situation.Through Emily's expert insights and historical context, the trio pieces together the timeline of events, shedding light on the trial's most pivotal moments. But just when they think they've reached a conclusion, new twists emerge, leaving them grappling with the intricacies of one of history's most infamous cases.Join Jon, Matt, and Emily as they unravel the mysteries of the OJ Simpson saga in this gripping installment of "Nailing History." You won't want to miss a minute of the drama, intrigue, and occasional comedic relief!

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of "Nailing History," hosts Jon and Matt are joined by the insightful Emily M. to delve into the events leading up to and including the (alleged) murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, and OJ Simpson's "potential" involvement. Part 1 takes us from the early days of OJ and Nicole, up until Nicole moves into the infamous condo on Bundy Drive. Things take humorous turns as Jon and Matt realize they might not be as well-versed in the case as they thought.As they stumble through the events leading up to Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman's tragic deaths, Jon confuses OJ Simpson with other famous figures, and Matt offers offbeat theories about how it all went down. Emily patiently guides them back on track, providing crucial context and facts amid the laughter.Despite the occasional detour into silliness, Emily manages to shed light on the complexities of the case, leaving Jon and Matt eager to explore more in Part 2. Join them next time as they continue to unravel the twists and turns of the events that occurred 30 years ago!

Send us Fan MailIn this uproarious episode of "Nailing History," Matt and Jon delve deep into the quirks and curiosities of the past, delivering laughs and enlightenment in equal measure!The antics kick off with Jon's eagerly awaited update on his recent internet upgrade. With the enthusiasm of a tech guru and the humor of a seasoned comedian, Jon regales listeners with the saga of his battle against sluggish download speeds and the triumph of blazing-fast broadband. Picture Jon wielding a router like Excalibur, vanquishing digital dragons and ascending to the throne of cyberspace supremacy. Matt can't help but chuckle as Jon spins his epic yarn, weaving tales of router resets and modem mishaps into a tapestry of technological triumph.But wait, the fun is just getting started! Next on the agenda: the eyebrow-raising revelation that parents once had the option to mail their kids through the post office. Matt and Jon dive headfirst into this bizarre slice of history, imagining the chaos of kids popping out of mail slots like oversized jack-in-the-boxes and postal workers scratching their heads in bewilderment.And if that weren't enough, the hosts uncover a conspiracy theory that'll make your head spin faster than a dial-up connection. Brace yourselves, because it turns out Helen Keller might have been a communist! Matt and Jon dissect the evidence (or lack thereof) with their trademark wit and irreverence, imagining Keller leading a revolution with nothing but a typewriter and a fierce determination to stick it to the bourgeoisie.Throughout the episode, Matt and Jon keep the laughs coming with their infectious banter and insatiable thirst for historical absurdity. So buckle up, dear listeners, because "Nailing History" is about to take you on a wild ride through the weirdest and wackiest moments the past has to offer!

Send us Fan MailWelcome to "Nailing History," the podcast where Matt and Jon hammer down on the quirkiest moments of the past while trying not to nail their own feet to the floor! Today, we've got a special treat for you listeners – our first in-studio guest, the one and only Mark C.!We kick things off with our segment "This Week in History," and it's a doozy. We're talking about Barry Bonds smashing the homerun record, but somehow, we end up knee-deep in Jon's little league glory days. Turns out, he was the Babe Ruth of the sandlot, folks. Who knew?Next up, we dive into Italy ditching the crown and going full-on republic. Did they just wake up one day and say, "Ciao monarchy, hello democracy"? We discuss the transition over some imaginary spaghetti and meatballs.And then, hold onto your fedoras, because we're decoding the true meaning behind the Cherry Poppin' Daddies' hit, "Zoot Suit Riot." Turns out, it's not just a catchy tune; it's a historical manifesto disguised as swing music. Mind blown, right?But wait, there's more! We veer off into a tangent about our favorite Weird Al songs because why the heck not? "Amish Paradise" or "White & Nerdy"? Tough choice.And last but not least, we're serving up the story of Cleveland's legendary marketing fail: Ten Cent Beer Night. Picture this: baseball, beer, and a recipe for disaster. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well. Let's just say, it's a miracle they didn't start selling helmets along with those brews.So grab your time-traveling goggles, folks, because "Nailing History" is about to take you on a wild ride through the annals of time – one laugh at a time!

Send us Fan MailGet ready to roll your eyes and roll on the floor laughing with Matt and Jon in this episode of "Nailing History." Matt proudly flaunts his shiny new podcasting gear, leaving Jon green with envy. But instead of upgrading his own setup, Jon chooses to wallow in jealousy while clinging to his ancient microphone with a missing pop filter, and let's not even mention his perpetually glitchy internet connection.Amidst Jon's passive-aggressive sighs, the duo plunges into the dramatic trial of Adolf Eichmann. Matt's enthusiasm for the topic is only matched by Jon's eye-rolling at Matt's insistence that Eichmann's downfall was his fashion sense rather than his heinous crimes.As they transition to discussing the oil strikes in Persia, Jon can't help but mutter about how he could've been swimming in pools of money if he had Matt's luck with equipment upgrades. Meanwhile, Matt's dreams of a Persian oil jacuzzi are quickly dampened by Jon's sobering reminder of the geopolitical complexities involved.And just when Jon's internet connection threatens to sabotage the entire podcast, they tackle the Byzantine Empire's fall. Matt's harebrained theories about olive oil shortages draw a chuckle from Jon, who's secretly grateful for the distraction from his buffering screen.So join Matt and Jon for an episode filled with historical insights, tech envy, and a healthy dose of internet-induced frustration. Because when it comes to podcasting, sometimes the real drama happens off-mic!

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of "Nailing History" with Matt and Jon, brace yourself for a whirlwind tour through the corridors of the past with a generous sprinkling of adult humor!First up, Jon regales us with tales from his recent jaunt to Ol' George Mason's mansion. But hold onto your tricorns, because this wasn't your run-of-the-mill historical tour. Jon's escapades had more twists and turns than a historical soap opera, complete with unexpected encounters that even surprised the ghost of Ol' George himself. Who knew historical tourism could be this adrenaline-pumping?Next, in our "This Week in History" segment, we delve into the eyebrow-raising partnership between Italy and Germany during WWII. Forget about geopolitical strategy; it's all about the drama when Mussolini and Hitler join forces. Will their bromance stand the test of time, or will it crumble faster than a sandcastle at high tide?But wait, there's scandal aplenty! We take a juicy detour into the love life of Jerry Lee Lewis and his eyebrow-raising choice for a second wife. Let's just say, when it comes to marrying your cousin once removed, it's less "Great Balls of Fire" and more "Great Balls, What Were You Thinking?" Spoiler alert: things don't end well for Jerry Lee. Turns out, even rock 'n' roll legends can't escape the consequences of their questionable decisions.And in a shocking twist, we discuss a certain president's brazen move to tamper with the Constitution by ditching the writ of habeas corpus. Because who needs legal safeguards when you've got presidential power and a penchant for constitutional gymnastics? Let's just hope this episode doesn't become exhibit A in a future impeachment trial.Last but certainly not least, we take our first fan phone call! And before you ask, no, it wasn't our dear old moms. Turns out, our listeners have more burning questions about Jon's adventures than we ever imagined. History buffs, prepare for scandalous shenanigans and a healthy dose of irreverent humor from your favorite podcast hosts!

Send us Fan MailGet ready to hammer down on history's quirkiest tales with a comedic twist on the latest episode of "Nailing History"! First up, we're unpacking the bimetallism brouhaha, where economists threw more shade than a parasol on a sunny day. Dive into the debate where gold and silver clashed harder than rival sports teams, leaving us wondering if they were really arguing over who had the shiniest bling! We touch on the surprising economic allegory hidden within the beloved classic, "The Wizard of Oz". While most know the story as a whimsical journey through the Land of Oz, few realize its deep connection to the contentious bimetalism debate that swept through late 19th-century America.Then, brace yourself for a blast from the past with cyber shenanigans starring the "I Love You" virus, the original internet heartbreaker. We're talking about a virus that spread faster than gossip at a family reunion, leaving computers lovestruck and users scratching their heads. Who knew a simple "I love you" could cause so much chaos? Cupid would be proud!And last but certainly not least, we're jamming to the tunes of Bob Marley and his musical mayhem. From reggae rhythms to rebellious anthems, Marley's music was the soundtrack of a generation. But hold onto your hats because we're also diving into the conspiracy theories surrounding his death. Who needs facts when you have wild speculation?Tune in to "Nailing History" for a history lesson like no other – where we're not afraid to hammer out the laughs and nail down the truth, one hilarious tale at a time!

Send us Fan MailThis week, we're getting the fans prepared to show off their History knowledge next week with a couple big tyme events in history for the week of 5/28 through 5/4. Ever wonder what happened to that Mussolini guy? Has the constitutionality of the Lousiana Purchase really been eating away at you all these years? Curious about how many nautical miles are between Tahiti and New York City (post panama canal)? Look no further -- we got all the answers you'll need. Drop us a line at [email protected] and don't forget to like, share and subscribe. Please. Pretty please. We need this. "It takes a smart man to play dumb." - Mr. T

Send us Fan MailWe got a banger for you guys today! Recorded after the week of March 31 to April 6, we wanted to take a look back and talk about some important events in history that occurred during the week. The country's first veto, a buffoon becomes president, and an interesting choice of a Civil War "hero". Drop us a note if you'd like to hear more of this at [email protected], or on our X (formerly Twitter) account @NailingHistory. Make sure you like, share and subscribe! In the words of the late, great Carl Weathers -- "Be Peace".

Send us Fan MailHey guys, it's our favorite day of the year, TAX DAY!! So we decided to get a special episode in where we dive into the origin of the income tax. It's also the anniversary of the assassination of one of our great presidents. Coincidence?? You decide.

Send us Fan MailAt long last!! We dive into the published version of our Founding Fathers playing cards and test our knowledge on these guys. Who had the best steal in the draft? Will Taddeus Kaduzko be included? Listen and find out! Also stay tuned as we dive into some great Rock n' Roll acts of recent years. Make sure you like, share and subscribe. Corrections? Comments? Questions? Follow us on X (formerly Twitter) @NailingHistory and send e-mails to [email protected]

Send us Fan MailHey fans! Wanted to get out this bonus footage of us discussing a film that we feel more people should know about. The movie is titled Revolution and stars Al Pacino and Donald Sutherland -- the story of a New York fur trader in 1776 that has a little too much to prove and falls in love with the daughter of a wealthy loyalist family. It's available for free on YouTube...make sure you keep an eye out for the MOLE. Make sure you like, share and subscribe. New episode still coming as planned this Thursday! 

Send us Fan MailWhat happens when two country bozos finds their way into the big city? We are finally back in person for this episode to give a review of our visit to The Museum of the American Revolution in Philadelphia (https://www.amrevmuseum.org/). Jon broke the bank and paid an extra $20 ($10 for each of us) to get a "personalized" tour of the exhibit -- which leads up to a literal "through the looking glass"-view of a special piece of canvas that had an intimate relationship with a pretty great dude. Do you think it was up to the Nailing History standard? Listen and find out! Make sure you stay tuned for another "Editor's Note" that almost doubles the duration of our original recording. 

Send us Fan MailOn this episode, we get an update on Alice Cooper-Gate, talk about Jon's new favorite show for 8 year olds, and a 900 page book written for no one. Just all around fun talk about History. Make sure you like, subscribe and share to all your friends. Follow us @NailingHistory on X (formerly Twitter) and send comments and requested to [email protected]. New episodes every Thursday!

Send us Fan MailEver wonder where the writers of the movie Juwanna Mann got their inspiration? On this episode, we finish our playing card assignments by talking about some pretty tough Women from Colonial America and some very hard to pronounce names. Make sure you like, share, and subscibe. Please submit any corrections/complaints to our X (formerly twitter) @NailingHistory or shoot us an e-mail at [email protected]. 

Send us Fan MailDon't mind the sound mix...we're working on it, alright?!

Send us Fan MailWe draft our top 4 founding fathers and assign them to our playing card deck (to be produced TBA).

Send us Fan MailJon brings his great idea for the podcast to the table.