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No Clue Movie Reviews

Jay and Malcolm are back with a fresh take on cinema. From timeless classics to the latest blockbusters (and everything in between), we deliver honest, no-holds-barred reviews packed with humor, hot takes, and the unfiltered banter you loved before. Whether it's dissecting hidden gems, roasting flops, or debating what makes a film iconic, join us for movie talk that doesn't pull punches. New episodes drop every Tuesday – subscribe now!

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    Ep 13 - Born in East LA (1987)

    In this episode, we breakdown the 1987 comedy "Born in East LA". Join us as we breakdown this ultimate “wrong place, wrong time” comedy.Cheech Marin stars as a Mexican-American who gets deported to Tijuana by mistake, even though he was born in East L.A. Now he has to figure out how to get back across the border while dodging immigration, learning how to be “Mexican,” and dealing with all kinds of chaos.We break down the classic 80s humor, the social commentary, the memorable characters, and whether this cult comedy still holds up today.Zero expertise. Maximum opinions.What did you think of Born in East L.A.? Still funny or way too dated? Let us know in the comments!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

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    Ep 12 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (1988)

    Michael Jackson’s 1988 fever dream of a movie is basically a bunch of music videos duct-taped together with a half-baked plot about fighting a drug kingpin with dance powers, car transformations, and Mecha MJ.We break down the insane practical effects, the ego trip moments, the Smooth Criminal segment, and why this movie is equal parts ridiculous and strangely entertaining for MJ fans.New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 11 - A Halloween Feast (2024)

    We sat down for A Halloween Feast — a low-budget horror-comedy about a dysfunctional family whose Halloween dinner spirals into absolute chaos, madness, and dark secrets.This one blends gore, black humor, and wild family drama in ways you won’t see coming. We break down the practical effects, the escalating insanity, and whether this overlooked indie gem is worth your time.New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 10 - Meet the Hollowheads (1987)

    Special guest Cayley (Lucy Tightbox) from  @OnceOverwithCayley  joins us for the wildest one yet!Meet the Hollowheads is the grossest, weirdest 80s movie you'll probably be glad you watched.It feels like a twisted 1950s sitcom from hell — living tentacle appliances, disgusting dinner scenes, and a sleazy boss who makes everything ten times worse.We break down the bizarre practical effects, the dark satire, and why this forgotten cult oddity is so strangely entertaining.Zero expertise. Maximum chaos.Follow Cayley on Twitter/X ⁠@OnceOverCayleyand make sure to subscribe to their YouTube at ⁠@OnceOverwithCayleyNew reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 09 - Dumb and Dumber To (2014)

    Dumb and Dumber To is finally on No Clue Movie reviews and this time, we brought in special guest Tennessee Mike from The Gray’s Taproom Podcast to suffer through this long-awaited sequel with us. 20 years later, Lloyd and Harry are back — dumber, older, and somehow even more chaotic. We break down the hits, the misses, the ridiculous cameos, and whether this sequel was worth the wait (or if we should’ve left it in the past).Zero expertise, maximum chaos — featuring Tennessee Mike!New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness!Follow "The Gray's Taproom Podcast" on Twitter/X @graystaproompodand make sure to subscribe to their YouTube at @graystaproompodcastFollow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 08 - Life of Brian (1979)

    Life of Brian (1979) — the Monty Python movie that somehow got banned, protested, and still became a comedy legend.Brian Cohen is just an ordinary guy born in the wrong manger at the wrong time. One wrong turn later and suddenly he’s being hailed as the Messiah by a very confused crowd.In this Easter Special, we break down the satire, the absurdity, the unforgettable songs, and why this film still feels dangerously relevant decades later.Zero expertise, maximum chaos — hit play and Always Look on the Bright Side with us!New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 07 - Spawn (1997)

    In this episode of No Clue Movie Review, we dive into the wild practical effects, questionable CGI, the iconic cape moments, and why this comic adaptation is equal parts legendary and a total mess. Zero expertise, maximum chaos — hit play and see why Spawn still haunts us 25+ years later!New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 06 - Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

    Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) — the day the little green psycho traded gold coins for blunts and bars. Ice-T as Mack Daddy, , and the single most cursed rap scene ever filmed.We break down if this low-budget fever dream is equal parts terrible and brilliant. The budget? Non-existent. The vibes? Immortal.Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 5 - Columbo Cries Wolf (1990)

    Jay and Malcolm are back with a Columbo classic: 'Cries Wolf' (1990), and this time we’ve got a special guest host—Teresa from the 'And Now You Know' podcast! Peter Falk brings his rumpled magic as the lieutenant who smells something fishy when a big-shot magazine publisher (Peter Haskell) claims his wife vanished... but Columbo ain’t buying it.This one’s all about ego, fake-outs, and that slow-burn 'just one more thing' grind that makes Columbo unstoppable. We roast the '80s/'90s vibes, the killer’s overconfidence, and why the no-body twist still hits hard. Zero expertise, maximum chaos—hit play and let’s figure out who cried wolf!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 4 - Clue (1985)

    Gather the family, it’s game night in the theater tonight!This week we figure out who did it in the 1985 classic Clue — the board-game movie that took “Miss Scarlet in the Library with the Candlestick” and turned it into a manic, murder-filled, laugh-out-loud farce.If you're into bad/classic movie breakdowns, subscribe & hit the bell—new episodes drop weekly!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 3 - National Lampoon Presents: One, Two, Many (2008)

    Join No Clue Movie Reviews as they "Dabble" in the comedy, One, Two, Many (2008).Stuttering John Melendez writes and stars in this low-budget sex comedy about a guy obsessed with finding his dream woman that is willing to have a 3some with other women. Spoiler Alert: it goes exactly as badly as you’d expect.If you're into bad but still classic movie breakdowns, subscribe and hit the bell. New eps drop weekly!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 2 - Super Mario Bros (1993)

    Join No Clue Movie Reviews as they breakdown Super Mario Bros(1993). The live-action disaster that turns the Mushroom Kingdom into a lizard filled, dystopia. Bob Hoskins, Dennis Hopper, devolution guns and maximum production hell. We roast it so you don't have to...or maybe you should. If you're into bad but still classic movie breakdowns, subscribe and hit the bell. New eps drop weekly!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    Ep 1 - Police Academy (1984)

    Jay and Malcolm kick off No Clue Movie Reviews with the 1984 comedy classic, Police Academy! Zero expertise, maximum chaos as they roast the misfits, Tackleberry's one-liners, Mahoney's pranks and why this '80s staple still holds up (or doesn't). Expect riffing, reactions to the best/worst moments and plenty of cringe-worthy laughs.Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X @NoClueReviewPod and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at @NoClueMovieReview.Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

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Jay and Malcolm are back with a fresh take on cinema. From timeless classics to the latest blockbusters (and everything in between), we deliver honest, no-holds-barred reviews packed with humor, hot takes, and the unfiltered banter you loved before. Whether it's dissecting hidden gems, roasting flops, or debating what makes a film iconic, join us for movie talk that doesn't pull punches. New episodes drop every Tuesday – subscribe now!

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