No Crumbs

Gerit and Jackson take a deep dive into the big hat of Arby's. Jackson continues to remind everyone that he loves Pepsi Zero (non-sponsored). The hosts talk about getting a little too into skincare and Gerit reveals details about their cookbook "Gerit's Soup Without Boundaries."

Gerit and Jackson talk about the compelling and very Swedish history of Swedish fish. The hosts also discuss Björk and then speak fluent French. Gerit discloses their caffeine routine (it rhymes!). Jackson pitches his new werewolf business idea.

Gerit and Jackson cover the history of Nutella. Jackson reveals an unpopular opinion about protein shakes. There's more WWII history in here than you might expect! The hosts also reveal the spreads at their funerals.

Gerit and Jackson talk about Olive Garden and Bluecan Dan. Fettucine Alfredo fans, tune in! Gerit also reveals way too much about their time playing football in middle school.

Season Two!!! They're back!!! Streaming from 2525, Gerit and Jackson cover the history of Hot Pockets, the pitfalls of silken tofu scams, and microwave shame. Don't forget to follow the podcast on Insta(gram)! @NoCrumbsPod

Join Gerit and Jackson as they dive into Tabasco and Lady Gaga's French skills. Jackson reveals that he has been a gnome the entire time and Gerit refuses to discuss Phrygian caps. The hosts also declare an official No Crumbs fandom name: Crumpettes

Gerit and Jackson dive into the history of Folgers and also disclose their recent YouTube searches. Make sure to listen in for an astute debate about solids and liquids. Orville Peck, please sing the Folgers' theme song!

That's that their espresso! Our intrepid hosts (you think you know their names, but you DON'T) chat about Philadelphia Cream Cheese and read reviews of Lady Gaga's social media app. Also, 'cadre' is NOT pronounced how you think!

Gerit and Jackson discuss Fanta, "hehe," and how strawberries are the best fruit (again). Princess Aurora fans, rise up!

Gerit and Jackson discuss Fritos, Gerit's transformation into Squidward, and also a lot about wasps. This is now the premier wasp talk podcast! The hosts also play Cheese It or Cream It!

Gerit and Jackson discuss Cheerios, wizard cloaks, and the origin of feeling one's oats.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Fig Newtons, ablaut reduplications, and rank bugs. Jackson also makes some wild claims about his baking skills and we just don't believe him.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Miracle Whip, homemade vegan substitutes, and, of course, the music video for Telephone by Lady Gaga. Gerit also reveals that they recently ate cat food and the hosts assemble their dream vending machine.

We're back! Gerit and Jackson discuss Cheez-It crackers, the best way to go through a crowded grocery store, and how many bones everyone has. Gerit tries to get Jackson to like pears and the hosts play another round of the fan-favorite game: Cheese It or Cream It!

Gerit and Jackson are taking a break this week and discuss songs, Easter dishes, and Easter candy.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Dr Pepper, paleolithic times, and how paint really has a way of changing the color of a room.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Cosmic Brownies, turnips, and Fannie Farmer. Gerit catches us up on Season Four of RHOSLC in a Gleewatch Gleecap and Jackson rants about pecans.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Hidden Valley, Lady Gaga's most controversial album, and the immortality of lobsters. There's also a Gleewatch Gleecap regarding mysterious events in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Gerit recalls more facts about the hit YA novel, Eragon.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Taco Bell, newspaper cartoons, and the Soviet Union's space program. Also, there is a heron call and some discussion around Country Bob and his sauce.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Daiya, vintage video games, and Dungeons & Dragons. The hosts also play "Cheese It or Cream It" and Adele stops by.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Hamburger Helper, the name of all the winds, physical competition shows (and their video game counterparts), and SoundCloud rap. There's a Gleewatch Gleecap about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and the hosts play a brief game of "How Many Fish Do I Know?"

Gerit and Jackson discuss Pop Rocks, cooking eggs on windshields and sidewalks, and the City Museum in St. Louis. Gerit also reveals how many cups are in a gallon and Jackson has a shocking confession about nuts and seeds. There is a Gleewatch Gleecap (about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City) and Jackson discovers new buttons on the studio's soundboard.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Oreos, the Starbucks olive oil latte, and a stranger's burrito. Don't worry, there is plenty of discussion about Lady Gaga's Chromatica Oreos. Oh, and Jackson's famously controversial take on a cookie's relationship to milk returns with a new invention.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Velveeta, reasonable human ringtones to use, and revolutionary designs for bedrooms. Oh yeah, there's also some Gaga Talk (Gagalk?), a Gleewatch Gleecap (but about Lord of the Rings), and Gerit remains non-committal about Jackson's Super Bowl Party.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Skittles, gourds, and sword ownership. Jackson's controversial minimalist salsa recipe is also revealed!

Gerit and Jackson discuss Chef Boyardee, Chef Boiardi, whether or not there are mosquitoes on beaches, and the Cobbler Gobbler. Don't worry, they also discuss the frightening ghoul from that one Chef Boyardee commercial and the edible Pac-Men of the 1900 and 80's. Also, for some reason, there are a lot of references to the B-52s... Did you know that you are no longer supposed to use an apostrophe in their name? Interesting, right?

Gerit and Jackson discuss Chips Ahoy!, different types of beans/soups, and whether or not Jackson's preferred way of eating cereal is weird. Oh! There is also a brief Gleewatch Gleecap and Gerit tries to come to terms with Jackson's new obsession with Enya. Don't forget to check out NoCrumbsPod.com!

Gerit and Jackson are taking a break this week and end up discussing Laura Ingalls Wilder, holiday food traditions, and cream cheese science.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Starbucks, gas station sodas, and cringe memories from high school.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Dippin' Dots, a mysterious stink at a recent party, and Dr. Pepper's gender identity.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Sweet Baby Ray's, BBQ history, and if making your own ketchup is worth it. FEATURING: An interview with the person who once beat Sweet Baby Ray's in a barbecue competition.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Vlasic pickles, tongue twisters, and Cleopatra's beauty routine.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Thanksgiving favorites, the appropriate times of day for white gravy, and celery as a sign of maturity.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Pringles, waffle shapes, and Brad Pitt.

Gerit and Jackson discuss chilis, chili, and Chili's.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Jell-O, Jane Lynch, and cold fowl.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Almond Joys, Snickers, high school football, and wearing the same outfit as someone in 8th Grade.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Mountain Dew, Dolly Parton, and bringing too many seltzers to a party.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Smuckers, whether or not they would eat dog treats, and U.S. patent law.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Froot Loops, Herbie: Fully Loaded, and Wendy Williams.

Gerit and Jackson discuss Doritos, Willy Wonka, and Gordita Supremes.