No Notes

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No Notes

“Like having dinner with your best friends”, No Notes shares the adventures of two friends navigating queer life as aging millennials. Join in as hosts Colby and Alex share the latest happenings and their critiques (aka “notes”) on various topics from friendship and love to travel and culture.

  1. 31

    One Twink to Rule Them All

    How many anal-retentive twinks are allowed in a friend group? Like so many groups before them, Alex and Colby’s friend group hasn't always survived the trip. After trial and error, the boys share their wisdom and reveal their top 5 rules to follow for a successful boys’ trip.

  2. 30

    Gay, So Confusing

    Have you ever felt an unexplainable antipathy for another gay person? Or walked past someone you knew and pretended they don't exist? Inspired by Charli and Lorde resolving their drama, the boys explore why we, as gay men, often create imaginary beef with one other.

  3. 29

    Brat Summer

    After months of mid-tempo breakup ballads, pop music is ready to do key bumps with Charli XCX’s new album "Brat!" Plus, the boys discuss the rising popularity of rising artists like Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter. So grab your rat boyfriends and get ready for a Brat summer!

  4. 28

    But Daddy, I Love Him

    ​​On this Father's Day episode, no daddies are safe! The boys bond over their love of DILFs and swap their own daddy adventures like they're Pokémon cards.

  5. 27

    Television Made Me Gay!

    What do all gay millennials have in common? Our obsession with Sailor Moon! On this episode, Alex and Colby chat about the queer undertones in Disney movies and childhood television favorites.

  6. 26

    Pride - Party or Protest?

    It's almost Pride month! In this episode, the boys reflect on their experiences with Pride, allyship, and the importance of showing up and OUT in an ever-divided world.

  7. 25

    The Straight & Narrow

    Is there anything worse than being ordinary? Alex and Colby explore the perks of being queer and veering off the straight and narrow path of marriage, white picket fences, and having kids.

  8. 24

    The RuPaul Industrial Drag Complex

    Drag Race is back back back again with All Stars Season 9. Join Alex and Colby this week as they share their thoughts on RuPaul’s drag empire, and predict this season’s winner based on the queens’ entrance looks.

  9. 23

    MOTHER!

    Think you've got what it takes to be MOTHER? Join Alex & Colby on this maternal episode as they explore motherhood in both the biological and gay biblical sense, sharing stories about their mothers and revealing who truly embodies the spirit of MOTHER!

  10. 22

    Poker Face

    They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but we think it makes for the best podcast content. This week, the boys discuss their recent visit to Sin City and spill the details of their dance-filled night at Piranha nightclub.

  11. 21

    (anon) Sex & the City

    Is there too much emphasis on sex? Cruise NYC with Alex and Colby as they discuss hookup Culture, hookup apps, and their relationship with sex.

  12. 20

    Steroids, Ozempic & Rock 'n' Roll

    In this episode, Alex and Colby talk six packs, plastic surgery, and steroids. Tune in as they candidly share their personal experiences with body image and the unique pressures faced by gay men to maintain a youthful and muscular appearance.

  13. 19

    Run It Up The F@gpole

    Werkin’ hard or hardly werkin’? In any case, it’s time to shatter that glass closet, henny. This week, the boys reminisce on their first jobs and discuss the importance of being openly queer in the workplace.

  14. 18

    He Is Rizzin

    Did you ever bargain with God for better grades? Ever fear you might be possessed by the devil at any moment? Or perhaps your parents took you to gay conversion therapy? If so, you may have experienced religious trauma! Join the boys as they get on their knees, taste the salty skin of Christ, and confront the nails of their past.

  15. 17

    Three Body Problem

    Should a thousand-year-old institution get a modern makeover? Get ready for some thought-provoking discussions and maybe even a few relationship revelations! Tune in as the boys tackle throuples, open relationships, and polyamory in this taboo-busting episode.

  16. 16

    Ho, But Make It Fashion

    On this trendy episode, the boys strut their stuff as they take you on a tour of San Francisco's legendary all-queer day party: Daytime Realness. Join them as they dish about their passion for fashion.

  17. 15

    "A Very Lonely Kind of Life"

    Ever pondered the sensation of ghostly intimacy? Ponder no more as Alex and Colby talk about all grief, loneliness, and paranormal encounters! Cum and explore Andrew Haigh's "All of Us Strangers."

  18. 14

    Not So Sadlands

    This week, Alex and Colby discuss the impact of hookup apps, gay bay closures, and the changing dynamics of “gayborhoods”. In the No Notes segment, the boys are surprised by their visit to Badlands, a storied bar in the Castro that has resurrected after closing during the pandemic.

  19. 13

    Chicas y Chicharrónes

    Join these two devoted Kim Petras fans as they journey south of the border to Mexico City! Alex and Colby “pig” out on chicharrónes, fashion, and the “crackling” nightlife that Mexico City has to offer.

  20. 12

    You Can’t Sit With Us!

    Another Mean Girls?!? This week, Colby and Alex tackle the remake of the queer cult classic and discuss clique culture; meanwhile, Colby’s search for a dad(dy) figure yields negative results, while Alex learns firsthand that sometimes 6 inches can be too much.

  21. 11

    Dark Room Romance

    In this sensual Valentine's Day episode, Colby unveils his rankings of underwear while Alex reminisces about the subliminal thrill of receiving Valentine's grams in elementary school. In this week's No Notes segment, the boys venture to Gemini's lingerie party where they find themselves confronting the mysteries of the dark room.

  22. 10

    Cruising & LOOKING

    A decade after its premiere, Alex & Colby reflect on the legacy of HBO’s “Looking”; Alex celebrates another year closer to death, and the duo vicariously cruise with Atlantis.

  23. 9

    Racist Koalas and Resolutions

    Despite perilous encounters with koalas and middle-aged queens, the boys launch into a sizzling 2024 with insights on what's in and out for the new year. Later, Alex provides an in-depth breakdown of his time in Australia, while Colby shares amusing anecdotes and tips for navigating New Year's Eve parties.

  24. 8

    Matt Rogers’ Holé

    Baby, it’s cold outside, but it’s warm and cozy in here! In this episode, Alex challenges Colby's Christmas knowledge, and later, the duo indulges in some holiday cheer, getting into the festive mood while praising Matt Rogers' Christmas show.

  25. 7

    Sisterhood in the Stall @ Honey Dijon

    Colby and Alex explore the cultural significance of pop divas and stan culture. In the No Notes section, the chicas share their experiences at Honey Dijon's Transmutation show, and how sisterhood can be found in the most unlikely of places.

  26. 6

    Martuni’s and The Velvet Rage

    Alex and Colby discuss “The Velvet Rage" as the hosts explore the complexities of coming out along the unique backdrop of San Francisco's iconic bar, Martuni's.

  27. 5

    Friendsgiving, Chosen Family, & Lederhosen

    Colby and Alex gather for a heartwarming Friendsgiving celebration and share personal stories that touch on the intersection of Christianity and explosive diarrhea. Join the boys for laughter and reflections as they navigate the challenges of blending tradition, faith, and unexpected surprises during this special holiday gathering.

  28. 4

    Pride in Heaven’s Waiting Room

    On this week's episode, the boys delve into Palm Springs' 2023 pride celebrations, retirement lifestyles, and reflections on life and death.

  29. 3

    Lizzie McGuire Goes to Ghost Palace

    Dive into the spook-tacular Ghost Palace party with Alex and Colby. Join the two hotties as they unravel the mysteries of Halloween, gay costume rules, and Lizzie McGuire's jaw-dropping performance with Isabella Parigi.

  30. 2

    Dick Docking in Ptown

    On this episode, Alex and Colby share our experiences celebrating the 4th of July in Provincetown. Tune in for an entertaining discussion on the local gay bar scene and the infamous "dick dock."

  31. 1

    Yucking Yums at Folsom

    Explore the kinky and diverse world of San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair in this podcast episode. Join Colby and Alex as we delve into the unique atmosphere of the bare chest party, the electrifying Folsom Street Fair, and the fascinating subcultures within, including discussions on kinks, adult diapers, leather, and so much more.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

“Like having dinner with your best friends”, No Notes shares the adventures of two friends navigating queer life as aging millennials. Join in as hosts Colby and Alex share the latest happenings and their critiques (aka “notes”) on various topics from friendship and love to travel and culture.

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