No Wrong Answers

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No Wrong Answers

Host and stand up comedian, Elisa Litke, invites a new comedian every episode to discuss silly questions. We may get through 1 question or 17 questions, doesn't matter because there are no wrong answers!

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    He Wants To Be Domesticated - Ep 20 w/ Shane Cafferty

    Ep. 20 features comedian Shane Cafferty, one of the rare improv-first guests to enter the chat, and things get fun fast. Going from weird flexes to bad movies, we find the most chaotic way to end this episode. Along the way, we talk about:
✈️ Orchestrating an entire airplane vote
😶 Standing next to Bill Murray
🇩🇪 Knowing more German than everyone you know
🐶 Wanting to be a lonely woman’s beloved dog
🐅 Living life as one of Mike Tyson’s tigers
🦛 And a VERY specific hippo lifestylePlus, Shane absolutely derails the episode with a rapid-fire round of the most controversial fictional crushes we’ve ever heard.Be a part of the conversation:
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Elisa – @the_littest_of_keys
Shane - @shanecaffertyBea - @bea_trixy_
No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

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    Tramp Stamps & Blonde Hair - Ep 19 w/ Shaunah Monet

    Ep. 19 features Shaunah and Elisa diving into the fictional worlds they thought they’d want to live in… until they realized most of them are actually dangerous as hell. Things get opinionated fast.They unpack the things they once considered peak luxury — and now absolutely do not. Think: overspending as a personality trait and very specific hair choices that felt elite at the time.Things spiral into:✨ The safest fictional worlds💅 Childhood “luxury” that didn’t age well😬 The most unbearable friend habits🎬 And why talking during movies might actually end a friendshipBe a part of the conversation:👇 What fictional world would YOU live in?📺 New episodes every other Monday👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysShaunah – @theshaunahmonetNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

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    It's Hot as F*** in This Chase - Ep 18 w/ Rafa Lopez

    Ep. 18 features Rafa Lopez - the youngest looking old guy, who proves very quickly that no matter the situation, he will rob a bank. If you’ve ever wondered what your friends would get arrested for, how fast you’d turn evil with superpowers, or why the Olympics are missing EXTREME TAG — this episode is for you.Things spiral into:🦸‍♂️ Superpowers that are immediately abused🔥 The “self-heating” vs self-healing misunderstanding🗡️ Rafa pitching “extreme blade sports” to the Olympics🥚 And the absolute chaos of “don’t drop the egg”Be a part of the community:👇 What would YOU get arrested for?📺 New episodes every other Monday👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysRafa – @rafathecomedianBea – @bea_trixy_No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

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    The Serial Couch Pisser - Ep 17 w/ Leon "Yoga Leroy" Walker

    Ep. 17 stars guest Leon Walker aka "The Triggered Yogi" which is the perfect description of what goes down in this episode. Road rage, terrible TV endings, bad remakes, and the controversial belief that if someone talks shit behind your back… you should legally be allowed to fight them to the death.From there things spiral into:👀 The smallest, pettiest reasons we’ve stopped liking someone🎤 Leon explaining how loud chewing made him start hating Tupac🦷 Elisa falling asleep mid-procedure at the dentist✈️ Why sleeping at the airport feels like being in jail🛋️ The extremely concerning era where Leon was a serial couch pisser👶 And somehow… the beautiful reality that he’s now a very loving dadIf you’ve ever instantly hated someone for chewing too loud, fallen asleep somewhere deeply inappropriate, or destroyed a friend’s couch while drunk — this episode is for you.👇 Comment the pettiest reason you’ve ever stopped liking someone.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notifications.Instagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysLeon – @yogaleroygotjokesLeon's studio - @yogaleroystudiosNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

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    The Mean Moms Podcast - Ep 16 w/ Sam Landers

    Ep. 16 of No Wrong Answers gets chaotic fast. What starts as a simple conversation about the dumbest thing we’ve wasted money on quickly spirals into dating red flags, breaking laws in Los Angeles (allegedly), bombing on stage, and… tonsil stones.Naturally, that leads to:🛼 Elisa buying roller skates she absolutely cannot use🥊 Being told she’s “not ugly enough to be a boxer”🚗 Why driving in LA makes everything feel legal🎤 The physical symptoms of bombing on stage🪨 A chaotic conversation about tonsil stones🧵 Sam admitting he smells his floss🚩 The red flags we knowingly ignore👩‍👧 The discovery that this might secretly be… The Mean Moms PodcastIf you’ve ever ignored a red flag, justified a terrible purchase, or committed a minor crime in your car — this episode is for you.👇 Comment the red flag you’d never admit to overlooking.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notifications.Instagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysSam – @therealdell113Producer – @bea_line101No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    Pennsylvania = The Midwest - Ep 15 w/ Sean Porter

    Ep. 15 of No Wrong Answers spirals fast — starting with childhood punishments and ending with us bullying our producer’s hometown (with love… kind of). This week, comedian Sean Porter - blasian CTE survivor - joins me as we bond over immigrant moms.We attempt to answer:What’s the oddest punishment you’ve ever received?What childhood moment made a huge impact on you?Why would you get kicked off a reality TV show?Somehow, this leads to:🥛 Sean being forced to drink expired milk🍣 My parents making me eat sushi🏠 The time my sister tricked me into falling through a ceiling⚡ Bea discovering electricity🎭 The shocking revelation that Sean did theater!!!👉 Comment the weirdest punishment you ever got.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, ring the bell.Instagrams:Guest – @iamseanporterProducer – @bea_line101Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    Pennies & Bad Jobs - Ep 14 w/ Alan Santiago

    Ep. 14 of No Wrong Answers only had two questions… but as usual, we took the scenic route. This week, comedian Alan Santiago joins me — armed with dry humor and a dark edge — as we attempt to answer: what’s the least sexy thing that turns you on? And what job looks like fun but probably absolutely sucks? We technically stick to those questions, but only in the loosest sense, as the conversation splinters into side quests almost instantly.Somehow, this leads to:🪙 A surprising discussion about pennies and collections🎤 All the tours we're into🧰 Jobs that seem cool but are definitely a nightmare🎷 A debate about sexy instruments👉 Comment the least sexy thing that turns you on.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, ring the bell.Instagrams:Guest – @santee_yagoElisa – @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    Crying, Lying & Moonshine - Ep 13 w/ Mary Flynn

    Ep. 13 of No Wrong Answers was supposed to cover multiple questions… but we only make it through two. This week, actor-comedian Mary Flynn joins me as we answer: what’s the silliest reason you’ve ever cried? And what’s the craziest lie you got away with?Somehow, this leads to:🎓 Mary sobbing over graduation videos🐾 Me crying over people's lost pets🥃 Mary’s first time getting drunk👵 Me tricking my grandma📚 Producer Bea pulling an April Fools prankThis is also our first episode with a guest who comes from an actor-comedian background rather than stand-up… which somehow makes everything even more unhinged.👉 Comment the silliest thing you’ve cried over.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, ring the bell.Instagrams:Guest – @mary.flynn.97Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    Mr. Potato Head: A Black Love Story

    Ep. 12 of No Wrong Answers starts playful and somehow ends in emotional warfare. This week, comedian Brooke Ashly joins me as we answer the important questions: if your personality had a flavor, what would it be? Who was your most memorable teacher? Who was your craziest coworker? And who was your first fictional crush?Things you will find in this episode:🧸 A heated discussion about how Mr. Potato Head represents peak Black love🎥 Assigning races to every Toy Story character📚 Memories of the hottest teachers at Brooke’s school💔 Brooke’s craziest coworker story that still haunts her years later🔥 My craziest coworker, who suffered third-degree burns from a failed prom-posal👉 Comment your personality flavor.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, ring the bell.Instagrams:Guest – @tallbrownoneElisa – @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    Hypothetical Crimes (For Legal Reasons) - Ep 11 w/ Marcus Dawson

    Ep. 11 of No Wrong Answers spirals immediately and never recovers.This week, comedian Marcus Dawson, aka Marcus Stewart joins me as we answer life’s most important questions: which celebrity we’d want to be haunted by, where we’d break in if given the chance, what our finance animal is, and the weirdest compliments we’ve ever received.Somehow, this leads to:👻 Being haunted by Selena & Alexander the Great🎰 Breaking into Dave & Buster’s & the Sphere💸 Revealing our deeply concerning finance animals🙏 Marcus being told he has a nice ass by his minister👉 Comment which celebrity you’d want haunting you.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, ring the bell.Instagrams:Guest – @marcusadawsonElisa – @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    The Chaos Food Olympics - Ep 10 w/ Angie Stroud

    Ep. 10 of No Wrong Answers is unhinged in all the right ways. This week’s guest, Angie Stroud, helps me tackle the crucial philosophical dilemmas of our time: what counts as chaos food, which animal deserves the right to vote, and how long we’d survive fighting a kindergartner every hour on the hour.Somehow we also end up talking about:🍩 The custom donuts I used to make at my old donut shop job🦝 Her raccoon-style diet (if it’s free, she’s eating it)🎮 Our accidental TED Talk about video game violence⚡ Her rapid-fire round, which goes completely off the rails in the best way👉 Comment YOUR chaos food.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, ring the bell.Instagrams:Guest – @angiestroElisa – @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    Titanic 2: The Titanic-ing - Ep 9 w/ Yudhi Sharma

    Ep. 9 of No Wrong Answers is pure silliness with guest Yudhi Sharma, aka the Punjabi Prince. We cover the truly important questions in life: what weird thing belongs in a time capsule, which movie sequel we’d make immediately, and what’s the most untrustworthy way to sit in a chair.Somehow we also end up talking about:📼 Childhood story time (featuring memorable “whoopings”)💘 The most romantic gestures we’ve ever pulled off🎬 Our official pitch for Titanic 2🎭 Yudhi doing nonstop impressions — good? Bad? You decide.👉 Comment the weirdest thing YOU would put in a time capsule.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, ring the bell.Instagrams:Yudhi – @yudhidoesfunnyElisa – @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    Dark Humor is Our Love Language - Ep 8 w/ Andrea Abbate

    Ep. 8 of No Wrong Answers gets darkly practical with the hilarious and unfiltered Andrea Abbate. This is a masterclass on bad coping mechanisms, self-defense strategies that could double as performance art, and the healing power of inappropriate laughter.We tackle the truly essential questions:🛒 What 3 items would you buy together just to freak out the cashier?👤 What’s your shadow’s vibe (and does it need therapy)?🪩 If one object could talk but hated you, what would it be?👉 Comment your 3-item combo of chaos.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, and ring the bell for more dark humor and dangerous hypotheticals.Instagrams:Andrea - @andrearabbateElisa - @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers - @nowronganswerspod📧 [email protected]

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    Abused Microwaves & Chile Lime Toothpaste - Ep 7 w/ Ilina Cortes

    Ep. 7 of No Wrong Answers is here, and this week’s chaos is brought to you by Ilina Cortes aka the microwave abuser.We dive into the deep end with questions like:🎭 Which movie villain would crush it as a stand-up comedian?🥣 Which kitchen appliance is carrying the most emotional baggage?🪬 If you had to start a cult, what would it be about?🦷 And what toothpaste flavor shouldn’t exist… but would totally sell?Along the way, we discover that Loki would definitely have a tight five, microwaves need therapy, and someone out there would 100% buy Chile-Lime toothpaste.👉 Comment which villain you’d pay to see do stand-up.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, and ring the bell for more unhinged questions and questionable answers.Instagrams:Ilina - @ilinacortesElisa - @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers - @nowronganswerspod📧 Email us: [email protected]

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    Cleopatra on Twitter - Ep 6 w/ Hannah Beth

    Ep. 6 of No Wrong Answers is here, and this week’s chaos comes courtesy of Hannah, AKA Mrs. Ottoman.We tackle life’s most important questions, like:🎉 If you had to rebrand a holiday, which one would you choose and how?🛋 If you had to legally marry a piece of furniture, who’s the lucky object?📜 Which historical figure would’ve had an absolutely unhinged Twitter?Along the way, I turn Flag Day into a marching band parade, Hannah makes “Insurrection Day” way too festive, and we spiral into a passionate round of F**, Marry, Kill: Furniture Edition.*Also featuring: Cleopatra’s insane skincare routines and a few well-deserved roasts of Hannah’s boyfriend, Ian, who bravely sat in the room for all of it.👉 Comment which piece of furniture you’d marry (and why).📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Like, subscribe, and ring the bell for more unhinged questions and questionable answers.Instagrams:Hannah - @hannahcomedyElisa - @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers - @nowronganswerspod📧 Email us: [email protected]

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    High School Highs & Reddit Lows - Ep 5 w/ Gary King Clark

    Ep. 5 of No Wrong Answers has arrived, and it’s packed with Reddit rabbit holes, dumb pride, and survival “skills” that definitely wouldn’t keep us alive.This week my guest, Gary, dives into the strangest things he’s seen on Reddit, including wisdom that nobody asked for but somehow everyone needs. I expose how my dad lives his life strictly by “fuck around and find out” rules. We answer the big questions like:🐒 What animal would be absolutely unbearable if it could talk?🏝 What would we actually do on a deserted island?🤦‍♂️ What dumb moment are we secretly proud of?👉 Comment the dumbest moment you’re most proud of.📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss the chaos.Instagrams:Gary - @keepit___gElisa - @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers - @nowronganswerspod📧 Email us: [email protected]

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    Deleted Scenes from Forrest Gump - Ep 4 w/ Grayson Taylor

    Ep. 4 of No Wrong Answers is here, and it’s unhinged in the best way.This week my guest, Grayson Taylor — a true all-American guy — brings dive bar chaos, sports talk, and the kind of stories that only happen when cheap beer and neon signs collide. 🍻Meanwhile, I embarrass myself by admitting an elementary school moment where I fully believed an early 2000s email chain of “Hitler quotes”… except they were not. Which of course led to the lost Forrest Gump scenes you never saw. 😂👉 Comment your best fake Forrest Gump quote below📺 New episodes every other Monday.👍 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss the chaos.Instagrams:Grayson - @thegraysontaylorElisa - @the_littest_of_keysNo Wrong Answers - @nowronganswerspodEmail us at [email protected]

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    He Thinks He Can Take On Any Woman?? - Ep 3 w/ Parnell Piano

    Today we have on Parnell Piano, aka Filipino Adam Scott, he defends his age, but destroys his honor when he thinks he can take on any female in hand to hand combat. In this episode, we ask the question: what would you do with someone from the past? The answer is one you should never forget.💬 Comment below: What would you do with someone from the past?📌 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next episode — there are no wrong answers, just questionable ones.Follow us on IG:Elisa - @the_littest_of_keysParnell - @parnellpianoYaser - @yasernyrabeahThe Pod - @nowronganswerspodEmail us at [email protected] if you have any questions you want to see in the jar!

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    The Whitest Black Guy - Ep 2 w/ Dion Skinner

    This episode’s guest is Dion Skinner — aka the whitest black guy you’ll ever meet.We cover the big questions of life, like: if you could live on any planet, which one would you choose? 🌍🚀 Along the way, Dion, our producer Yaser (your favorite Arabic 90s kid), and I spiral into stories and way too many jokes at each other’s expense.If you like chaotic, ridiculous conversations that somehow feel like hanging out with old friends, this one’s for you!💬 Comment below: What planet would you pick?📌 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next episode — there are no wrong answers, just questionable ones.Everyone's ig:Elisa - @the_littest_of_keysDion - @dopamine_odYaser - @yasernyrabeahDion's Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/7jMQPtxQI2kHoU9s8oXJdq

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    The Clique Series Ruined Her Life - Ep 1 w/ Claire Jolliffe

    This episode’s guest is Claire Jolliffe - apparently the world's hottest ClaireWe are getting into the deep stuff like: if you could change your name what would you make it? Along the way, Claire and I spiral into stories and roasts that belong in the books.If you like chaotic, ridiculous conversations that somehow feel like hanging out with old friends, this one’s for you.Our igs:Elisa - @the_littest_of_keysClaire - @creepsterclaire 

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Host and stand up comedian, Elisa Litke, invites a new comedian every episode to discuss silly questions. We may get through 1 question or 17 questions, doesn't matter because there are no wrong answers!

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