PODCAST · comedy
No Yeah Totally
by Emilie Krone; Haley Cohen
A loosely formatted comedy podcast that covers the trials and tribulations of long distance friendship, trying to break out as a writer, and the general struggle of life in your mid-to-late twenties. Hosted by best friend duo Haley and Emilie, No Yeah Totally seeks to answer the question: How can I stay connected to my best friend when we live so far away from each other? With a fun mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, games, and memories, Haley and Emilie discuss everything from college to careers, television to teaching, and everything in between.
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Episode 25: Fire Walk Without Me
Haley and Emilie discuss high school reunions, the infamous robbery of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, and the creative way the horror genre is used to convey social issues. Later, Haley challenges Emilie to rank her favorite shocking red carpet moments.To avoid spoilers for the show Pluribus, skip from 00:31:45 - 00:36:27.-------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 24: We All Schlep Here
Haley and Emilie discuss their inability to handle silence, the experience of going to Disneyland as an adult, and Haley's return to reading. Later, Emilie challenges Haley to guess the meaning of some seriously obscure words from the dictionary. -------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 23: Rome Emilie
Haley and Emilie discuss the new crush feature on Partiful, Emilie's recent altercation with her dog-hating neighbor, and the time Haley got a bee sting so bad she ended up in a sling. Later, Haley reprises her favorite Letterboxd review game, challenging Emilie to guess the Best Picture Nominee. -------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 22: Big Bibble Energy
Haley and Emilie discuss every homebody's struggle to stay out late with friends, the Apple TV show Pluribus, and the continued influence of The Twilight Zone on modern media and, somehow, real life. Later, Emilie takes Haley back to the magical nostalgia of Barbie movies, challenging her to rank her favorite films in the franchise. To avoid spoilers for episodes 1-4 of Stranger Things Season 5, skip from 00:37:15 - 00:50:19. -------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 21: I've Joined a Cult
Haley and Emilie discuss KPop Demon Hunters, pilates, and their very eventful Thanksgiving in Budapest back in November of 2017. Later, Haley challenges Emilie to “go Caroling.” (Hint: It’s not what you think.)-------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 20: Damp King
Haley and Emilie are joined by special guest Carson! Together, they discuss Carson's recent trip to Mexico City, Stephen King's weird horny writing tendencies, and Haley's worst ever tour guest. Later, Carson reads a list of strange Latin names and asks Haley and Emilie to guess what animal (or fungus!) it is. Thank you all for listening to 20 whole episodes of No Yeah Totally <3 -------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 19: 9/11, Nathan's Hot Dogs, and Women's Rights
Haley and Emilie discuss the dystopian twist at this year's Emmy Awards, Emilie's one-of-a-kind high school creative writing teacher, and Haley's secret athletic skills. Later, Emilie introduces Haley to catfishing.net and challenges her to complete the daily questions. If you'd like to add Emilie on Fable to follow her reading journey, you can find her profile here: https://fable.co/emilie-457168267355?referralID=EeGTRLjmqj.-------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 18: Not Sponsored
Haley and Emilie discuss going back to therapy, the drama around who is returning to SNL, and Carson's new dog, Hank! Later, Haley makes Emilie take a BuzzFeed Quiz. -------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 17: Teacher Jargon
Haley and Emilie discuss internet rabbit holes, Twin Peaks, and how to recommend a show with explicit sex scenes to your mother. Later, Emilie reads Haley a list of band names and asks "Is this a real band that played at Outside Lands?"-------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 16: Alexa, Stop!
Haley and Emilie discuss the absurdity of Netflix's newest hit show The Hunting Wives, Emilie's upcoming school year, and the pair of overalls they shared all through college. Later, Haley reads a comedy bit she wrote when she was 15, introducing listeners to her original character Shanana Shadows. To avoid minor spoilers about Liane Moriarty's Here One Moment, skip from 00:27:39 to 00:30:12.-------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 15: Doctor Where
Haley and Emilie discuss their recent surprise meet-up in Fire Island, the satisfying downfall of Justin Timberlake, and the Season 3 finale of Ginny and Georgia. Later, Emilie challenges Haley to a good old fashioned game of Kiss, Marry, Kill. For Ginny and Georgia spoilers, please skip from 00:16:00 to 00:22:47To watch Haley's comedy show, follow the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcKFZV8-j6U-------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 14: Certified Love Island Genius
Haley and Emilie discuss Emilie's recent trip to Greece, last year's Oscar nominated film The Substance, and the crafty way that reality television could be explored in an academic paper. Later, Haley reads Emilie a series of real and fake Instagram posts made by members of Bachelor Nation, and Emilie must guess which insane posts are real. -------No Yeah Totally is a comedy podcast about long-distance friendship and life in your mid-to-late twenties.Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 13: Gym Bro Supreme
Haley and Emilie discuss the end of Emilie's school year, the struggle of television actors aging faster than their characters, and their shockingly close connection to a certain Love Island US star. Later, Emilie shares some of the presentations her students created after getting two hours of free time on Google Slides, with topics ranging from "Italian Brain Rot" to "What is Grass?".-------Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 12: Now You've Seen My Boobs
Haley and Emilie discuss Glen Powell’s villain origin story, Transatlantic accents, and the last time Haley flashed her boobs to an entire audience. (Spoiler alert: It was last week!) Later, Haley challenges Emilie to rank her Top Ten 2025 pop culture moments in a pyramid a la Abby Lee Miller on Dance Moms.SPOILERS:-The Last of Us (skip from 16:00 to 20:26)-The Rehearsal (skip from 24:06 to 26:20)To follow Emilie's bookstagram, visit @mskronereads-------Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 11: The Underwear Police
Haley and Emilie discuss reality television controversies, Emilie's recent field trip experience with her class, and Haley's upcoming comedy sketch show. Later, Emilie introduces a new game to Haley: Acrostic Confessions. ---------As always, thank you to Carson Krone for making our jingle and helping us edit. Thank you to Liza Rogulina for the beautiful cover art. If you'd like to follow us on Instagram, you can find us @noyeahtotallypodDon't forget to like, comment, review, subscribe, etc!!! <3
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Episode 10: Deepness, Darkness, and Sorrow
Haley and Emilie discuss The Rehearsal, a bizarre new Gen Alpha trend, and their takes on last week's best and worst Met Gala looks. Later, Haley presents Emilie with a homemade Mad Libs game.If you would like to skip spoilers for season 2 of The Rehearsal, please skip (00:24:00 to 00:27:11)---------As always, thank you to Carson Krone for making our jingle and helping us edit. Thank you to Liza Rogulina for the beautiful cover art. If you'd like to follow us on Instagram, you can find us @noyeahtotallypodDon't forget to like, comment, review, subscribe, etc!!! <3
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Episode 9: Part-Time Gynecologist
Haley and Emilie discuss the new season of Black Mirror, the accuracy of Haley's tarot card reading, and Emilie's beef with FedEx. Later, Emilie challenges Haley to a game of "Is This a Real Unhinged Lady Gaga Lyric?"-------Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 8: The Berenstain Bears Conspiracy
Haley and Emilie discuss the newest season of Black Mirror, Jojo Siwa's Celebrity Big Brother drama, and Haley's f*cked up tonsils. Later, Emilie introduces a new segment: Out of ConTEXT!*No game this week, but they will return next episode!-------Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful artwork.For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypod . We'd also love to hear your thoughts on our new segment.If you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 7: Comedian (Derogatory) [with special guest Liza Rogulina]
Haley and Emilie are joined by their best friend and former roommate, Liza. Together, the three discuss The White Lotus finale, the art of catfishing, and the time Haley had to dress like an egg for a school play. Later, the girls team up to play a version of the classic 2010s game show Baggage, revealing each other's most toxic traits. -------Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful artwork and for being our guest this week!For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 6: Not My Ginger
Haley and Emilie discuss the movie Conclave, Haley's love of buffalo dip, and Emilie's love of Jeopardy. Later, the two play a version of the Newlyweds Game, where they talk about their biggest fears, accomplishments, and celebrity crushes. To follow Emilie's bookstagram, visit @mskronereadsHaley's narrative comedy podcast, Walkie-Talkie, is available wherever you get your podcasts.-------Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful cover artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 5: Lil Jammies and a Yummy Snack
Haley and Emilie discuss tarot readings, teacher burnout, and their favorite podcasts. Later, Emilie challenges Haley to a good old fashioned round of Buzzfeed Quizzes. SEVERANCE FINALE SPOILERS:-Skip from 00:24:24 to 00:30:50-------Thank you to Carson Krone for editing this episode and making our jingle. Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 4: Who the Hell is Mothman? (with special guest Carson Krone)
Haley and Emilie are joined by their lovely editor/jingle-maker Carson for their first ever guest appearance. Together, the three discuss the struggle of taking their pets to the vet, the most inappropriate comments from Emilie's 4th grade class, and Carson's venture into the world of historical crafts. Later, Haley and Emilie put their writing skills to the test in a game of "Is This a Real Degrassi Quote?" -----------------Thank you to Carson Krone for his editing expertise, his jingle-making mastery, and for being our first guest! Thank you as always to Liza Rogulina for her beautiful and thoughtful artwork. For visual aids and other fun extras, follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodIf you have a long distance friendship you want to talk about on the show, send us a DM!And of course, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 3: Diabolical Vape Hit
Haley and Emilie discuss weddings, Spring Break, and the time they saw a ghost. Haley challenges Emilie to guess the Best Picture Nominee based on the unhinged Letterboxd review. This twist? Emilie hasn't seen a single one of the nominated films. *SPOILER WARNINGS*If you don't want spoilers or simply don't care about the shows we're discussing, please refer to the skipping guide below:-Yellowjackets (00:27:12 - 00:30:13)-White Lotus (00:31:30 - 00:37:16)-Severance (00:37:17 - 00:46:18)--------------As always, thank you to Carson Krone for the editing help and Liza Rogulina for the cover art. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypod for visual aids and more! <3
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Episode 2: The Gulf of Haley
Haley and Emilie discuss their current writing projects, the Severance subreddit, and Emilie's new obsession with the Love Island choose-your-own-adventure game. Emilie challenges Haley to a surprisingly difficult game of Are You Smarter Than a Fourth Grader, complete with a bonus round on Gen Alpha Slang. *SPOILER WARNING: If you don't want Severance spoilers, please skip from 00:22:42 till 00:30:56*------------Thank you to Carson Krone for your editing genius and general support! Find us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypod to get updates, participate in fun audience polls, and see all the photos and videos discussed during the episode. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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Episode 1: Panache
Haley and Emilie discuss New Years resolutions, their mutual love of Miranda Cosgrove, and the deeply embarrassing conversation that led to them living together in college. ------------Special thanks to Liza Rogulina for our adorable cover art and to Carson Krone for our music and producing this episode! Find us on Instagram @noyeahtotallypodDon't forget to rate, review, and subscribe <3
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A loosely formatted comedy podcast that covers the trials and tribulations of long distance friendship, trying to break out as a writer, and the general struggle of life in your mid-to-late twenties. Hosted by best friend duo Haley and Emilie, No Yeah Totally seeks to answer the question: How can I stay connected to my best friend when we live so far away from each other? With a fun mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, games, and memories, Haley and Emilie discuss everything from college to careers, television to teaching, and everything in between.
HOSTED BY
Emilie Krone; Haley Cohen
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