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Almost nobody is buying it. They could roll out a little green man and most of the American public would probably just demand he be deported. After another empty disclosure drop, it appears that most of us just don't seem to care about aliens. So who is all this disclosure for? Who are the believers? Why do they believe? And should you care to believe at all? For the first installment, Robert Skvarla, our Information War Corespondent, graces us with his presence. 

Have you noticed all the robots? The ones going up and down the grocery aisles? The delivery boxes bumping into everything? The robot dogs patrolling our streets? The Flock cameras watching your every move? They are here. And don't you dare confuse them for cute. They are our enemies and you should know your enemy well. To talk robot dogs invading our streets and the Filipinos that pilot them from halfway across the world, Brother Isaac is joined by internet personality James Rehwald. 

Was OpenAI whistleblower, Suchir Balaji, really murdered at the behest of Sam Altman? Or is it something even more sinister? Jacob Silverman joins the show to talk about logging off Twitter (I will never call it X) and how right-wing media distorts reality by feeding us our narrative desires. Read Jacob's story about Balaji over at The Nation. And keep with Jacob's consistently great work here. 

*In a bad Jerry Seinfeld impression: "What's the deal with antisemitism?"Don of Fourth Reich Archeology returns to discuss the prevalence of antisemitism in American discourse. From the crocodile tears of American Zionist Jews who have to concoct shameless "acts" of antisemitism, to the accidental Jewish supremacy of real antisemites who make Jews all-powerful movers of history, the "Jew" is at the center of it all. But what I told you that Jews don't really exist, at least not in the way you think they do? What if the Jew and the antisemite are the yin and yang of fascism? 

The Florida orange is dead. Who killed it? State officials want to blame the little Chinese psyllid, a small bug that transmits a bacteria that causes citrus greening and kills the tree. One hundred percent of Florida orange trees are infected. Alex Sammon went to what's left of the skeletal Florida orange groves to find the real culprit. Read his excellent story here: Who Killed the Florida Orange?And Brother Isaac talks about his dear friends Marie Gluesenkamp Perez again. This time he talks about her war on sea lions. Does she just hate the charismatic mega fauna? Or is there something else behind this latest media campaign? 

Why can’t we settle history? Growing up in the end of history it seemed liked we had all agreed that slavery was bad. The colonial raping and pillaging of the new world was a bad thing. Hitler was bad. Case closed. But in 2026, all of history and morality is up for debate. The Zoomers love Hitler. Today is Adolph Hitler’s birthday, so I thought it was an appropriate date to remind everyone that Hitler was actually very stupid and lame. He was not some Great Man of History. He was a bumbling fool who found himself to be the boogeyman of modernity. And you liberals aren’t going to get away with it either. I’m sure you’ve heard the time travel hypothetical: If you could travel back in time, would you kill baby Hitler. The socially acceptable answer is always yes. You’d stop the holocaust! Wrong. The idea that Hitler moved the world is giving him too much credit. This is the same thing as doing the the zoomers who love Hitler but from the opposite side. Hitler was an avatar of history. He became the figure head of western anti communist movement. Gaza happened under Biden and Trump all the same. Libs also love to give Hitler some kind of villain origin story. He killed Jews because he was a bad painter. Or, my personal favorite, he was the most evil man in history because he had a micropenis. They'll do anything but acknowledge the complicity of capital. To talk about why Hitler is for children, I am joined by German correspondent Nick from Corner Späti 

American Soldiers are objecting to this war. I didn’t know it, but any solider can conscientiously object. They don’t need to be a Quaker. All they need to do is make the case that the war goes against their beliefs. What is it about this war that is making them turn their backs on their service? To explain how and why US armed service members are protesting this war, I am joined by Mike Prysner, the Executive Director of the Center on Conscience & War. His organization is helping these soldiers opt out of fighting a criminal and immoral war. If you are an active service member, a vet, you have family in the armed services, you MUST get this information out. If our military refuses to fight this war, we might be able to clear all this fog and breathe again. Go here to learn more.Or call 202-483-2220

The latest attack on humanity by Silicon Valley is against your empathy. According to our tech overlords, you are wrong to be concerned with the well being of others. In fact, you are destroying civilization itself. Ayn Rand never died. But what is empathy? Is it an emotion that liberals exploit to brow beat you into submission? Or is it the saving grace of what it means to be human? And why are the likes of Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Marc Andreesen so adamant that you are doing it all wrong? Is this war on empathy a political tact to numb you to the coming horrors of the new world about to be born? To help us understand, I am joined by the lovely Dorian and Laura to talk about the politics and spirituality of empathy 

Brother Isaac is joined by author Adam Gorightly and director Christopher Graybill to discuss the documentary Saucers, Spooks & Kooks. The doc focuses on Paul Bennewitz, the man who was the subject of a targeted psychological warfare campaign by the US government to sow disinformation into the burgeoning UFO community of the 1980s. Massive amounts of resources were used to trick one man into believing things that were not true. The operation eventually drove Bennewitz mad and he was institutionalized. Brother Isaac wants to know if these same tactics that were deployed against Paul Bennewitz are now used at scale through social media to make everyone in America go mad. Watch the documentary here. 

Be careful what of what finds you. If you are anything like me, you’ve likely come across one Professor Jiang Xueqin and his "Predictive History" channel. This is no accident.He might appear to you on a minimally produced YouTube video as a humble Chinese man with salt and pepper hair revealing to you hidden truths about history, but he is not as he seems. He is being forced in front of your face and into your mind like Alex from A Clockwork Orange, only that you don't have to have your eyelids pried open. But why? Why do they want us to hear this utter nonsense?To get to the bottom of things, your Brother Isaac is joined by Benji Schoendorff of Resistance is Fertile. 

Isaac and Brad the Rambler speculate on the mortal status of Bibi (don't get your hopes up), monitor the situationship in the Levant and then suggest where our war criminals should be sent to on "vacation" as a part of a world wide apology tour for American imperialism. 

Havana Syndrome is back in the news and they still won't tell us what the hell it even is. Why do they keep up this vague ruse? War with Russia, of course. Robert Skvarla joins to parse this latest chapter of nation's information war against the public.

How does Noam Chomsky, one of the foremost “leftist” intellectuals associate himself with the dark heart of imperial blackmailing pimpery, Jeffery Epstein? Many people who found Chomsky’s leftist politics too tepid and too anti revolutionary are taking a victory lap. Does this taint his work and render it useless in the fight against fascism and colonialism and US empire, all the things that Chomsky dedicated his work to combat? Were there signs in Chomsky’s political philosophy that might have hinted at this relationship? Can we allow our political figures to live lives separate from their philosophy? Do I as I say, not as I hop on board the Lolita Express to visit Little St James.To make sense of this I had fellow Florida Man, Nathan Robinson, stop by my apartment. Robinson knows Chomsky fairly well. His work has been influenced by Chomsky’s criticism of US Empire, and it shows in his work and his magazine, Current Affairs. He even co wrote a book with Chomsky in 2024 titled, The Myth of American Idealism. Robinson gives the best explanation I’ve heard so far. We also talk conspiracies, the state of journalism and a super special secret guest calls in to say hello. 

Instagram geopolitical experts Brad the Rambler and Brother Isaac offer their thoughts on the latest American imperial war crimes. 

It's the official 200th episode. To celebrate, Brother Isaac is putting forth a double feature episode with cherished guests, Robert Skvarla and then Herman Wakefield, to talk about aliens, the internet and whether you should log off or plug in for the long ride to God knows where. Thank you for your continuing support. To 200 episodes more! 

Unlocking this episode about Clavicular just to say, I told you so. Sister Merrick joins Brother Isaac to talk about the return of the Looksmaxxing phenomenon. If you're on the internet at all, you've likely seen a character by the name of "Clavicular" come across your screen. He is a 19 year old "looksmaxxing" evangelist that tells his followers to smash their faces with hammers, do meth and wear make up to maximize their social value. But he did not arrive organically or own his own merit. Rather, the man behind the curtain has turned the dials to present him to young men to steer them away from the radicalizing politics of anti-zionism. 

Dimitri from Subliminal Jihad joins Brother Isaac to talk about the latest revelations regarding Kurt Cobain's death. And yes your boy got perma-banned from Instagram. Future episode will address the banopticon and how it's coming for all of us one way or another. 

Join Dorian (@dankdeleuze), Laura (@freudwasframed) and Brother Isaac finish as they finish categorizing the politics of drugs. 

With the murder of Alex Pretti, former gun control types are changing their tune and stockpiling arms. Is this folly? Is buying a gun the answer to rising authoritarianism? Or are you just more likely to blow your nuts off? Why are “Don’t Tread On Me,” 2nd amendment evangelists backtracking on their constitutional absolutisms? Brother Isaac and Brad The Rambler shoot their mouths off and bout gun ownership in America. Listen to the whole episode on Patreon here or Substack here

Brother Isaac is joined by the smartest drug addicts he knows, Laura (@freudwasframed) and Dorian (@dankdeleuze), to talk about what kind of politics are evoked by different drugs. Is cocaine fascist? Is weed liberal? What the hell is jenkem? Alternative title names: Getting High On Your Own Supply and DemandWhite Lines and White LiesPhenomenology of Spirits An Ounce of Cocaine Is Worth A Ton of Theory Thin White LineWhite Lines Burden

Brother Isaac saw Melania. The Dersh makes a special appearance. If Trump ceases to be entertaining, does that mean the end is nigh? 

You can bet your ever-loving soul on it. Brother Isaac is joined by Jasper Craven to talk about his latest cover story for Harper's Magazine reporting on the dark heart of gambling in America. Read the article here. Follower Jasper here. 

Two best friends, Tanner and Isaac, talk about violence, friendship, Iran, being charged with a federal crime, Avatar, crying, rare earth theory and much much much more. If anyone is looking hire a talented VFX artist, please contact Tanner: [email protected] Tanner on ig

Ohio-based independent journalist DJ Byrnes of the Rooster joins Brother Isaac to talk about the dismal state of journalism and to apologize for the existence of the Midwest and it invasion of every corner of American culture. Be sure to follow DJ on Twitter and subscribe to his blog, The Rooster. 

We hear from native Minnesotan fighting on the front lines against ICE. Why has Minneapolis been ground zero in the fight against right-wing tyranny for the past six years? What does it take to fight back against extrajudicial (incompetent) forces? How can you prepare when ICE inevitably comes to your city? If you can afford it, here is a link to donate to a legitimate mutual aid fund in Minneapolis: https://linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid

Havana Syndrome is back in the news and we still don't know what the hell it is. Robert Skvarla joins us to parse this latest chapter of nation's information war against the public.Listen to the show in its entirety on Patreon or Substack. 

Where have we seen this before? The New York Times invited Elliot Abrams on its pages to legitimize the invasion of Venezuela. Abrams, the war criminal who was also involved with the invasion of Panama, the murderer of thousands of innocent civilians, the abductor of a head of state on dubious charges and the pillager of a country in the name of freedom and democracy. Abrams simply used the unjust invasion of Panama to justify the invasion of Venezuela. The circle continues. But what really happened in Panama? Who really was General Manuel Noriega? How similar is the invasion of Panama to Venezuela? Is it different, but without distinction?Brother Isaac is joined by Eyes Wide Open to get to the bottom of the circle.

Brother Isaac is all by his lonesome on this one. To hear the whole things go to Patreon or Substack. 

Brother Ryan Ray of Tropical Depression joins Brother Isaac to talk about the future is, unfortunately, Florida. The Trump administration is full of Florida men and women. The invasion and abduction of Venezuelan president, Nicolas Maduro, was a Florida policy planned and executed out of Miami. Welcome to our world. So what is next? This year, Florida aims to abolish public education and get rid of taxes all together. Mar-a-Lago face is a Florida aesthetic. The governor's race is between the vestiges of Trump's MAGA and the embryonic fascism of Nick Fuentes' America First. In order to save the world, we must save Florida first. Or else it will escape containment and continue to infect the rest of the world. 

Where did all the miracles go? Are the fairies hiding from us because of all the Ring cameras everywhere? Is our collective conscious fractured by the internet? Can Zoomers ever be truly faithful?Brother Isaac and Brother Dorian (@dankdeleuze) investigate.Be sure to by Dorian's new book, Xenotaph. It is required reading. 

Director Tony Zierra joins the show to talk about his latest film, SK13: Kubrick's Endgame to make the case that the frequently maligned and misunderstood Eyes Wide Shut is actually a masterpiece. Watch Tony's movie here.

Unfortunately, politics is the new rock and roll. Because movies and TV suck now, our celebrities are political figures. Running for president with a snowball’s chance in hell can set you up for a lucrative media career if you say crazy enough things. It’s a new kind of power that politics provides. The Trump era has turned politics into a reality show. And on reality shows, only the most sociopathic make it into further episodes. So what motivates people to debase themselves for this kind of power? What kind of power does this offer those who make it in the world of politics? My hunch has always been that it’s people playing out their relationship to sex. When I was a young boy, I wanted to learn to play the guitar because I thought that it would get girls to like me. I think you can apply that same logic to many of our political figures today. They want to be fuckable. Not to have sex, but to be an object of desire and to have power over others. But not all sex is equal. Your politics determines your sexual proclivities. Communists and facsists are horny in different ways and it has everything to do with the way the see the world. So how do Epstein, Obama and Trump’s politics inform their sexual idiosyncrasies? To get to the bottom of this I am joined by Dorian (dankdeleuze) and Laura (freudwasframed) to talk about sex and politics. This is the horniest and most pedagogical episode to date. Dorian and Laura are very smart. The experience reminded me of my time being the dumbest student at Reed college. But don’t let the scholasticism spook you. There are lots of genital puns on the episode for everyone to enjoy. And of course, the usual promo pleas. If you haven’t already, subscribe to the Patreon if you are a fan of this show. 2026 is a make or break year for me. I’m getting so close to becoming a professional podcaster, which is actually a really horrifying thing to say out loud. Make sure to sub to Dorian's TruncataHere are the other potential names for this episode: PolHubPolitical CummassPol DanceThe Wet WingPod Save My AssholeManufacturing ConsentThe Invisible HandjobThe Frankfurter SchoolHardball While Chris Matthews WatchesThus Spit Zarathustra (In My Mouth)Zero Dick ThirstyEither/Oral

How was your 2025? Brother Isaac and Brother Herman Wakefield (@doomscroll_forever) return for the third annual End of the Year Review. This year, they take calls from the public and do their best to answer. Did we answer your question? Why does Herman hate Geese? Which chair is the best to get drunk in? Why does Isaac think Tim Dillon is a fraudster? Is Herman a nihilist? And many more. If you want to listen to the entire episode, head to:PatreonSubstack

To celebrate the first night of Hanukah, Brother Isaac lights a candle to illuminate the state of antisemitism today. The most popular right wing media figures today (Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes and Candace Owens) are all all raging antisemites who are disguising themselves as antizionists. Now, I see a lot of people making excuses for this by saying, well hey, they hate Israel and I’ll take it. It’s good that they are talking about Palestine and the evils of zionism!Don’t fall for it. Tucker, Fuentes and Candace are zionists in nature. They want for America what the zionists have in Israel — genocidal ethnonationalist authoritarianism. So what Jewish question should we be asking? Fellow Jew, Brother Don from Fourth Reich Archeology joins Brother Isaac to ask, is Jewishness worth saving? Make sure to follow Don here. And listen to his excellent show here.

TIME selected "the Architects of AI" as its "person" of the year. 2025 is the most online year in human history. A record that will be broken by every subsequent year in human history. That is unless we do something about it. They are going to try and shove AI in every nook and cranny of our world because they bet the family farm (the world economy) on it. And if you are the slightest bit discerning, you've noticed it and it sucks. I ask that we all take a pledge together: I, (name), hereby solemnly swear to never knowingly share, produce or consume content that is "artificially intelligent" that could otherwise be real. If I am fooled by a video or image of an animal doing something silly that had I taken a moment longer to realize was impossible and clearly fake, may I suffer in shame and remorse and then redouble my effort not to rot my brain with further emptiness.To discuss the AI world we forced to live in, Brother Isaac is joined by Brother Spencer Earl. Brother Spencer makes good jokes without the needless crutch of AI. Check out his work on Tiktok and Instagram. 

Sister Merrick joins Brother Isaac to talk about the return of the Looksmaxxing phenomenon. If you're on the internet at all, you've likely seen a character by the name of "Clavicular" come across your screen. He is a 19 year old "looksmaxxing" evangelist that tells his followers to smash their faces with hammers, do meth and wear make up to maximize their social value. But he did not arrive organically or own his own merit. Rather, the man behind the curtain has turned the dials to present him to young men to steer them away from the radicalizing politics of anti-zionism. 

Brother Daniel Boguslaw hops back on the show to offer a three-quarters-hearted apology for his last appearance where he claimed Jeffrey Epstein was too stupid too be intelligence. Instead, it is decided that everyone is stupid and that means that we can beat them. Giving our intelligence masters too much credit and being too paranoid gives them the strength to continue ruling us in spite of their stupidity. Read Dan's latest piece here.And be sure to support him on his Substack here. 

It's finally here. Bryan Johnson (the rich guy who is trying to live forever and talks about his son's penis way too much) is back in the news. His latest marketing stunt: taking a large dose of psychedelic mushrooms and being boring and annoying about it. For this reason, Brother Isaac is publishing his long-vaulted Bryan Johnson episode featuring Theda Hammel of NYMPHOWARSThis is going to be part of a larger video essay (for subscribers only) documenting Brother Isaac's attendance at Johnson's Don't Die Summit in NYC and why we ruled by the dumbest nerds in history. 

You will only ever want to believe. Brother Isaac is joined once again by Brother Robert Skvarla to talk about the latest UFO documentary, The Age of Disclosure. Will we ever know what's out there? Or will we only ever get alien blue balls because all these guys ever do is tease us about revelations that never come to pass. Or do we ever really want to know? Is the pleasure in the wanting and is the truth overrated? 

On this two-part episode, Brother Isaac talks to Dan Boguslaw and then Brad the Rambler about the recent Epstein dump of 20,000 emails. In the first half, Brother Isaac challenges Dan on his claim that Epstein was too stupid to belong to a formalized blackmail operation and so calling him an "intelligence asset" isn't quite right. With Brad, they discuss their favorite emails and what the consequences of these revelations might be, if any. Read Dan's article on Larry Summers' CRAZY close relationship with Epstein here. 

Brother Isaac talks about his time pretending to be a cowboy, accepting his Florida heritage and why he’s only so-so about his first book. Don’t forget to join the Discord if you wanna be a part of the community.If you want the book it’s here. 

Jacob Silverman returns to the show to talk to Brother Isaac about his newly published book, Gilded Rage: Elon Musk and the Radicalization of Silicon Valley. Together they ask whether there will be any comeuppance for these rapacious techno baron criminals, how the barons of yore differ from the techno oligarchs of today and psychoanalyze the cossetted mind of a billionaire. Isaac also performs a wellness check on his good friend Alan D*rshowitz to make sure he didn't put a hole in his head after the victory of Zorhan "International Anti-Semite" Mamdani. Also be sure to check out Jacob's new four part radio show series, The Making of Musk: Understood.

This is a cross episode with PNWeird, a podcast uncovering the deep history of the Pacific Northwest. In light of the NBA gambling scandal that threatens to topple professional basketball, I was asked to guest and dole out my basketball expertise. I happily obliged. If you haven't already, make sure you check out, follow and sub to PNWeird. If you live in Oregon, Washington and even British Columbia, you have no excuse not to. 

Alex Sammon joins the show to talk about how you can defeat ICE (because the Democrats won't help), why Americans aren't drinking beer (they should) and whether or not he should take a job at Bari Weiss' The Free Press (they wouldn't even let him through the door). Here are Alex's articles:ICE WatchThe War On BeerMy ScammerFollow Alex on Twitter and Instagram

Is Graham Platner's political career over before it even started? Is he a Nazi? Or just a dumbass? Or both? What's up with the gleeful satisfaction people are getting from all politicians being terrible? Is there anyone to believe in anymore? 

Brother Isaac is joined by the good Dr. Dhia Daoud, a Palestinian-American emergency room physician to talk about his time working at a hospital in Gaza and his illegal detention in Israel after taking part in the Freedom Flotilla. At times, the world can feel like it's more than we can bear, but Dr. Daoud tells us what we can to do to remain hopeful. 

It's more than reasonable to ashamed of being an American. But take some solace. At least you're not British. On Part Two of the Trial of Tony Blair: Pedophile Isle, self-loathing Englishman (but he's from the North don't get it twisted) Eyup Lovely informs us sweet, naive Americans of the true horrors of Great Britain. From the unparalleled pederasty of Jimmy Savile, to the cowardice of Keir Starmer, to the heartbreaking disappointment of Jeremy Corbyn, Mr. Lovely reveals the irredeemable nature of the English. No amount of railroads nor literature nor "civilization" can possibly make up for the what the English have wrought upon the world. We also talk about One Battle After Another, 28 Years Later and why Chris Morris is the one Englishman you can trust. Make sure to sign up for Eyup’s own Patreon: Scroungers. 

Brother Isaac is joined by Mr. Eyup Lovely to talk about the unfathomable depths of evil of Sir Tony Blair. The former Prime Minister and future inmate at the Hague is tasked with overseeing the development of post-genocide Gaza. He will try to build casinos on the bones of children. He will not count or respect the dead. He has already killed so many. But there is hope. There has to be. Here are some people who need your money. Give without worry: https://chuffed.org/project/137051-help-me-survive-and-rebuild-my-future-through-educationhttps://www.gofundme.com/f/support-the-aburayda-family-in-gazahttps://chuffed.org/project/120762-save-what-remains-of-us/https://chuffed.org/project/142254-urgent-appeal-to-save-our-children-no-meds-food-or-safety

This is a preview of a paywalled episode. Subscribe over at Patreon or Substack to listen to the whole thing!Brother Isaac is joined by Brother Klonny of Parapower Mapping to talk about our love for football (soccer to you Yankee heathens) and ask whether the sport has the potential to change the world for good, or is just another agent for evil. Brother Isaac is a Liverpool fan and Klonny is a gooner (also known as an Arsenal fan), though we don't really make a case to the listener to pick sides. Which club do you support? Be sure to support Klonny's great research at his Patreon. 

Brother Isaac is again joined by Brother Dan Boguslaw to talk about the NYC mayoral race, new Epstein documents and how you can better spend your time uncovering the truth about the world.Make sure to support Dan's excellent investigative work at Deeper States.