Not Domesticated

This conversation starts exactly where most of ours do, loosely and without a plan. We talk astrology, sibling dynamics, and spiral into questioning the Virgin Mary story, not as religion but as power, belief, and double standards. From there it turns into real-world examples of consequences, control, and what happens when warnings are ignored. Nothing is wrapped in a lesson or softened for comfort. It ends exactly where life does not care about intentions, fuck around and find out.

We've been gone, but now, we are back. Enjoy.

We grew up on 2Pac, not feelings and honestly? It explains everything.In this episode, we talk childhood chaos, the freedom of being your real self (shoutout Theo Von), take a humiliating trip through 5th-grader trivia, roast celebrity baby names, and dive into terrifying phrogging cases.Not Domesticated. Not filtered. Not smarter than a 5th grader.

We’re catching up and talking everything from quirks to confidence to the habits we’re still trying to outgrow. We get into pet peeves, honesty, and why certain behaviors just don’t sit right with us. I also had to fill Donavann in on the whole Bonnie Blue situation, because apparently he lives under a rock. Plus a few wild news stories and some “Would You?” questions that took us in every direction.

We start with the days of writing letters to Ichiro before diving into the some of the wildest laws you’ve never heard of, from automatic baby daddies to illegal duck dyeing. Then it’s all about The Audacity Epidemic where confidence turns into delusion, and Girl Math and Boy Math prove logic officially left the chat.

Money changes reality. Weird habits get us through life. Some people survive things they never should. We talk about all of it and then play the game Bad People where we find out exactly how questionable we really are.

All I can say is I am sorry. We went in planning to talk about love, reflection, and personal growth. Fifteen minutes later we were debating aliens, the dark web, and why anger feels good. Basically, it’s the podcast equivalent of a drunk group chat at 2 a.m. Enjoy!

This episode starts as one of those random episodes with me figuring out what Finsta really is (ifykyk), wild gambler stories, and a $100K boob bet, BUT it turns into something way deeper. Donavann and I have never done anything like this before. We read letters to our younger selves, talk about our mom a little bit, and everything we had to learn the hard way. It’s raw, honest, and one of my favorite conversations yet. We opened our hearts in this one which is something we aren’t used to as you all know. ENJOY.

Just me, over-sharing the kind of useless details about my life that probably should’ve stayed in my head. Think free therapy session, but for me - not you.

Shit’s been circling in my head, so I turned the mic on. From Kendra Licari catfishing her own daughter, to the stats on women and safety, what we think about in a single day, wild dream theories, and chilling Oregon true crime... Diane Downs and Brooke Wilberger. Equal parts laughs, chaos, and cold reality.

We’re back after a little break and catching up on everything - life, business, and what actually makes us happy. Donavann spills on how he keeps up with everybody, we ask what really fills our cups (because it’s definitely more than a clean house), and then we dive into some heavy headlines: the Evergreen High School shooting, Kip Kinkel’s story in Oregon, and the debates around guns and safety. Of course, it wouldn’t be Not Domesticated without some wild “What Would You Do?”. A mix of real talk, heavy stories, and laughs... Exactly what we do best. Also, Donavann is in his emotional grown man era and we love it.

Donavann takes flight, we trade childhood quirks and weird memories, and read some unfiltered confessions. Plus, a coroner caught with decomposing bodies, a Danish zoo feeding pets to predators, and the Black Alien Project. Funny, strange, and a little messed up... Classic Not Domesticated.

In this episode Donavann and I dive into karma, luck, insecurities, and what might wait for us after death. We question whether good deeds are ever truly selfless, if life has any real balance, and whether struggle is the only thing that shapes us. The conversation flips between mind-bending theories and the kind of questions that make you stop and think. Donavann even gets emotional, which is almost unheard of.

Part two, but a prequel, because in this family nothing happens in order. My Gen Z nephew tries to school his cool aunt on slang (nice try), Nick and Donavann tell their sides of my mom’s camp bust, we trade psychedelic stories including my near-death robotrippin moment, and dive into the woman-weds-half-brother saga. The beaded dick gets its encore, Nick’s dating choices take a beating, and we fire off some rapid questions for good measure!

I finally got my oldest brother Nick on the mic for a solo—and it did not disappoint. We cover everything from fifi’s and how insane CD’s were, to sleep paralysis, near-death moments, and yes… people getting things stuck where the sun don’t shine. Just a casual Tuesday. But the most powerful part? Nick had been onto a letter our mom wrote for him to read before she passed away. Nick held on to the letter for nearly four weeks after she passed and he gave me the honor of reading it live for the first time. We laughed. We cried. It’s Not Domesticated.

Back after a break, I sit down with my brothers and Gen Z nephew. We talk about my nephew’s juvie story, Nick’s experience with Ramtha, a rough hookup, skincare, and throw out some random rapid-fire and Gen Z questions. Stay tuned—there might be a part 2.

Chaos and Clarity in this weeks episode. A sex dungeon full of blow-up dolls and end up talking about generational trauma. Classic. This episode covers Dan Bilzerian’s playboy cult vibe, childhood beauty crimes, we rank our family by who we’d most likely end up in jail with. Then we get into it: trauma, hiding who you are to stay likable, and whether our friendships are real or just convenient. Also—do you believe in fate, or are you just good at lying to yourself?

We grew up thinking gum could kill us, car lights were illegal, and quicksand was lurking around every corner—meanwhile, our family was busy beating the hell out of each other for fun (highly recommend the game of “beat” if you’re into sibling violence).I share a story of how at one point, I hung out with a guy who had a stolen car and a stolen house. He also liked to print money and checks in a shady hotel room and was not shy on spending it.And now we’re here… unpacking the story of a woman who smothered her husband to death during oral sex.You can’t make this shit up.

We kick this one off with the most unhinged kinks we could find — and not the cute ones. We’re talking balloon fetishes, vore fantasies, clown sex, and people who fall in love with chandeliers... I even share how I love the smell of man armpit. (gross, I know — but pheromones, right?) Also: we share the fights that led to arrests, the people we’ve knocked out, and whether anyone actually grows the hell up after 25.

While looking like we just got fired from a cruise ship, we talked about getting lost as a kid (which checks out), Donavann raged about people wearing masks alone in the car (still), and I casually entertained a guy who went to prison for shooting his best friend eight times (also tell a story about my ex, another shitty pick of mine). We talked banned baby names, exposed our zodiac trash traits, and played a round of Would You Rather that nobody should have to listen to. Hawaiian shirts happened, healing did not. Do not forget to do the poll and tell us your crazy stories at http://staynotdomesticated.com

If you're here for structure, turn back now. From eyelash mites to felony fights, we’re unhinged and unsupervised. Donavann relives his Kirby-selling era, we debate if belly button mold is real, and we spiral into everything from the history of mail (do not ask why this was top of my mind) to petroglyphs and hieroglyphs and arrowhead hunting.. Arrest stories, fake slang, real chaos.

We dragged a First Sergeant out of retirement and into the hot seat. Conrad Vasquez joins us to talk about the insanity of Army life, war zone survival, soldier meltdowns, military myths, and yes — we talked about overseas Chlamydia. We also read some of the wildest Reddit military stories and get his reactions. Let’s just say… this ain’t in the VA handbook.

From lice to life goals, this episode goes sideways fast. Have you ever heard of Ramsters? Well, you have now. Donavann tries to keep up with Gen Z slang and drops some freestyles nobody asked for. We read another porta-potty sex confession, talk about my roadside run-in with the cops, and the time I got in trouble for brass knuckles outside a Walmart. We also relive Donavann’s accidental sips of gasoline and muriatic acid. Oh, and somewhere in there, we actually try to picture where we’ll be in five years. Spoiler: it's not jail—but we’re not ruling it out. Buckle up.

This episode is a fever dream. Our mom joins us to talk period sex (yes, red wings), her dancer past, and the loyal vibrator she named Betty Crotcher. A confession of masturbating with someone’s electric toothbrush and we read an orgy story that made us question humanity. She tells us who she’d call to hide a body—and who her favorite child is (spoiler: not Donavann). With nothing but love during this super painful time in her life and ours, she showed up for one final ride through the absolute madness that made us who we are.

Prison-modified dicks, torture tips, Little Nicky impressions, and tech illiteracy at its finest. We torture each other (and ourselves) with rapid fires, bad life hacks, and impossible choices — like whether cleaning beats clapping cheeks. Donavann made his choices — and so did his Pornhub history!Also, stay for an ode to Rousey. RIP sweet girl.

What do you get when your brother steals your mom’s panties, finds his real dad, and asks about your most toxic trait—all in the same hour? Emotional whiplash. We also take a moment to admire a pic Danique's dad looking like a snack. Healing? Questionable. Entertaining? Absolutely. Enjoy.

Ever feel like reality is glitching? Same. We talk Matrix malfunctions, déjà vu as cosmic syncing, the dark truth that every “happy” marriage ends in death, and why group texts are my personal hell. Somewhere in the madness, I also got thrown off a bed mid-hookup. Oh—and we discuss defiling a pair of shoes out of spite. Yes, one of us pooped in some shoes. Not saying who it was (Donavann).Don’t forget to go to staynotdomesticated.com and submit your crazy stores on our website or use our Reddit link from the site to submit on Reddit. You will remain anonymous if you wish.

two siblings, one mic, and zero boundaries. From bad trips and queef stories to death, anal, and spiritual awakenings, we dive headfirst into the chaos of life—with laughter, trauma bonding, and way too much honesty. It’s weird, it’s raw, and somehow… kind of profound?

Come for the manifesting, stay for my brother’s virginity story, port-a-potty hook-up, and a whole lot of sibling chaos. We laughed, we cringed, we probably need therapy.

In this very first solo episode, I’m keeping it real (and a little rambly) as I share what Not Domesticated is all about. No big production, no perfect script—just me talking about why this podcast exists, what I hope it becomes, and the messy, honest energy I want to bring to it. It’s raw, it’s unfiltered, and it’s the start of something that feels right.