PODCAST · comedy
Obsessive Compulsive Dykes
by Anna Tolstoy and Megs Kumari
2 Neurospicy gayfabs coming in hot with the sapphic news of the week. Anna and Megs are here to chat Queer films, roast dating profiles (consensually), and give you a break from the cishet hellscape. New epsiode out every Tuesday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A message from us to you: See you next year, we love you x
We love the pod, we love you guys!! We'll see you next year x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"The whole world is masc4masc" S3 EP5
It’s time to talk about the lesbian renaissance (or lack thereof) - sandwiched between milking one of us like a cow, the gym being a hotbed for dykes, a future alien race, retinol, lube, conflict avoidance, drama, and the floor as a concept. Don’t say we don’t provide all a girl could ever need. Clit screen sees us eating up 2025’s The Wedding Banquet and don’t tell, but someone has a crush on us… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I’M ENGAGED!" S3 EP4
Big gay news! And despite what you might expect, neurodivergence is playing the leading role. The judge is turning into a series regular and someone puts their thumb in Anna’s mouth (in public). Clit screen this week has your hosts divided - it’s time to watch AWOL. Now settle in; your fave black cat and labrador couple have something exciting to tell you… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“As a squirrel I do not stand for colourism” S3 EP3
Calling all the dykes across the world! From discovering little lesbian nan to ending their exes, Anna is teaching people how to treat them. The Vegan receives the ultimate display of devotion in front of Megs, who’s out here getting kicked for the pod. We offer our most unhinged advice yet, and tackle the big questions: Is the trad life coming for us all? Should shared ancestry bring lovers closer? Is Scandinavia a country?? Get ready to fall for a baddie, Clit Screen this week is the one and only: D.E.B.S. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"My second boyfriend, RIP (he's alive)" S3 EP2
When does a sexy age gap turn into intergenerational care? Megs thinks ‘heteroflexible’ has got some explaining to do, while our Clit Screen ‘Show Me Love’ has Anna reminiscing about Sweden in the noughties. Come backstage and listen to the true story of Traitors in real life, introducing a new character: the home wrecker. As for the TV show, we’d kill for Cat Burns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"We're so motherf*cking back" S3 EP1
Normalise goth being a gender! We’ve got a LOT to catch up on - Anna reveals their performative butch gossip and compares their love life to a house squat, while Megs is throwing sandwiches and blushing for Mae Martin. We open up about polyamory vs friendship, OCD awareness, and unzipping our flies for this weeks Clit Screen: Blue Jean. Grab a pint of squash and let’s get into it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“Where’s the mistletoe?” CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Calling all filthy animals, come to ours for Christmas! You didn’t think we’d leave you standing out there in the cold did you? We’re carolling about Christmas with our exes, dressing up as Santa, and ordering panic gifts through food delivery apps. Megs almost reenacts the Love Actually airport scene and Anna is building their life out of gingerbread. Thanks for a beautiful 2024 - we love ya! Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“Kaos fucking reigns, man”S2 EP12
Kaos star Misia Butler is bringing his husky tones and tree adoration to the studio. We get the download on auditioning and filming, awards season, and hiking instead of drinking. Megs is dropping the D-word and Anna is giving goth at a Shrek rave. It’s our Season 2 FINALE - if you don’t have a crush, what are you even doing?!Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“Flicker? I don’t even know her” S2 EP11
Our first LIVE roast the rainbow, with our hilarious guest Gaby Foley, writer and star of Flicker, a play about being Queer and having OCD. When we’re done fighting over our USP, we’re talking straddling on the tube, gore in films, and dads finding love, all the while flaunting our bowling team nails. Megs is cheating on Anna’s spin class with dykes on bikes and Gaby wrote a whole show to avoid having a difficult conversation. Plant your sunflower seed and settle in, this one’s a corker.Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“Sat on the face of capitalism” S2 EP10
It’s that time between Halloween and Xmas when everyone’s losing their minds. Anna is tall, blonde, and humble with an unnecessary hammer, while Megs is going ten toes down on wlw ASMR. Today we’re all about wearing jealousy on our sleeves, slapping on some patriarchally sponsored mascara, and trying to exist in this silly little world. We’re ‘not running, we’re choosing’ Pariah as this weeks clit screen and our seemingly AI generated RTR won’t be getting a swipe right from Greta T.Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“Glasses are the condom of my brain” S2 EP9
pov: you’re a 27 year old transatlantic wife with a husband to get back to. Confusion is the new click bait, and today, we are the news. Anna wants to f*** their shorter self, and Megs makes a massive statement about dogs. With a big emphasis on yearning as our culture, we chat trans art, emotional availability, and fanny deets. Say no to insecure people coming for your happiness and yes to being gentle with yourself. We’ve both got questions for this weeks Clit Screen: The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love. And should we even get into Tar? Order your sexual health test kit and lay back… Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“Where are all the one less lonely girls today?” S2 EP8
3 cheers for carabiners! Anna’s flirting across a bar, angry dancing in the street, and getting kissed, while Megs is deeping Queer strippers, cutting certain nails, and having one of their best nights ever at FLINTA heaven aka Goldie Saloon. Devour part 2 of Anna’s house GBHW saga that you’ve waited so long for and tell us right now: day sex or night sex? Clit screen delves into The Handmaiden: a complex thriller and RTR has us asking, are thirst traps confident or icky? Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"Pull your f***ing knickers up” S2 EP7
Pull your knickers up and get ready to ride this rollercoaster. On today’s brunch menu is a potential threesome, a sapphic housewarming, and a private dance to the one and only Smooth Criminal. Turn your snapback around to get started. Anna asks should you flirt with taken people, while Megs witnesses an epic, some say sacred, event. Are the straights right about scissoring? Join us (plus Bob the Builder) to find out! Clit screen: The World To Come. Rate the pod or elseInstagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"God is a lesbian" S2 EP6
Yes we listen to our own podcast, because it slaps. In ep 6, Anna is wellness, Megs is hot under the collar for the RTR, and everyone is saying words wrong. Get your codependent partner and settle down for this straight wedding, where Megs is apparently marrying grotesquely long nails. Clit screen’s Duck Butter has us slip sliding all over the place and Ariana may or may not be in the room with us. Select your attachment style to begin.Rate the pod or elseInstagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“Give me a kiss and say see you around” S2 EP5
Assert your true top energy by smiling at miserable strangers and listening to Ultraviolet from Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging. It’s Ed Fringe storytime from Megs while Anna cruises by on their six pack. Queer Me Out has us renaming ourselves and Clit Screen’s Vita and Virginia gets us talking poly. Leave a 5 star review but pls don’t show us your pet photos. Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"Say it with me: I'm a DIY dyke" S2 EP4
Are you ready to be shocked by Megs' unexpected fave Pride of 2024? Anna drives down the wrong side of the road after missing out on becoming a pro athlete, and bold shots are made in Queer Me Out (hold on to your grown out blue roots, folks). RTR has us re-working physics after a scintillating conversation about Rafiki; this week's Clit Screen. Remember bead shops? We're not stringing you along, this ep will have you loving your teenage self, but like, in a totally hot, fun way.Insta: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"If you want me at my hands you've got to love me at my feet" S2 EP3
Fresh from a date with a short king, Anna reveals their long toes to an unwilling audience. We chat trans pride, We are Lady Parts, and whether our teddies have ethnicities. Joining us spiritually in the studio are David Guetta, Keira Knightly, and the Monopoly Man. After rollercoaster of vulnerability, unhinged chaos, and a new invention for Clit Screen, Roast the Rainbow leaves us wanting a threesome. Calling all wounded inner children, this one's for you!Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I might f*** a man a day" S2 EP2
Were the Spice Girls our collective gay awakening? Consider this a (second) love letter to Natasha Lyonne as we discuss But I'm A Cheerleader before reeling off juicy celebrity crushes. The London FLINTA scene is becoming more like a family reunion so Anna makes an international move. Dare I say... slay?Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"People think I'm Shane from the L Word, but I'm more like Rachel from Glee" S2 EP1
THE GANG'S BACK TOGETHER! Anna comes in hot with a fully delusional gaybourhood watch from London's hottest FLINTA bar: Goldie Saloon. Unrelatedly, Megs becomes a Queer icon to a room full of children. A scorching Roast The Rainbow from across the pond after we talk about the L word (no not the show). And how could we not dive into the WHOLE first season of I Kissed a Girl. Oh sweetie, you thought brat summer was over? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"She kneels down then and there and asks me to marry her" EP12
Back from lesbian heaven, Anna is writing their wedding vows in Spanglish. After a particularly gay week at the pop up dyke bar, Megs starts what is potentially the gayest sport: rugby. RTR has us discussing sober culture and whether we’re in staying in or going out eras. Anna has a big queer premier and your hosts GAG at this weeks clit screen: Love Lies Bleeding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"Why are you so desperate for attention?" EP11
If you’ve ever worn a grey t-shirt on a date, you’re about to get read to filth. As mercury exits retrograde, Anna is haunted by a phantom woman on the street and an ex from exactly three years ago. We watch Anne+, replaying many scenes as we go (you know which ones) and agree we want to try out being in drag. Do Ashley Gavin fans all happen to have obnoxious laughs or are we all just gagging to be noticed? Our first Raya profile for R.T.R. has us riled up for our PENULTIMATE episode of Season 1! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I want to feel like I did last night for the rest of my life" EP10
Would you time a birth to get the best star sign? Accidentally cos-playing as toddlers, we answer, is there such a thing as a lesbian voice? Anna initiates a quick fire, ‘What is Queerer’ quiz, and we rediscover U-hauling through the vehicle of I Can’t Think Straight. Roasting the rainbow ignites an astrology debate - sorry in advance, Virgos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"You have modelled your entire personality after Shane in The L Word" EP9
We’re officially obsessed with Jojo Siwa, we rate the new d*ke night in London, and the temperature rises when Megs introduces ✨the vegan ✨.Queer media is coming in hot with Princess Cyd AND The L Word, and would you swipe right for someone’s Grandad’s legacy? Tell us in our YOUTUBE comments (yep that’s right folks; this ep has VISUALS). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"Granddad granddaughter cosplay" EP8
We went on a 33 hours long date! And now we can’t stop fighting. Join us this week as we FINALLY talk about astrology, Anna reveals why they cried alone in the cinema and Megs launches a hate campaign against this week's Clit Screen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I have questions about the length of your nails" EP7
We both have a Crush! Impulsivity is the way to do life (although cis-men are taking it too far) and while Megs has a date with a human, Anna gets cosy with OCD. What are the odds we are getting catfished by this week’s Roast the Rainbow? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"Monogamy is a red flag" EP6
Driveaway Dolls made Megs actually throw up while Anna went to the pop-up D*ke bar. The gym drama escalates to fan-fic levels and we ask, is age just a number? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"We are the first of the Gen Z" EP5
We’re hitting you with harsh truths this week: you can’t just decide to be Gen Z because you feel old, no one actually likes house music, and Macaulay Caulkin could be your dad. Dedicated to our lord and savior, Sean Paul. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I have to be interested in her by the law of lesbianism" EP4
REUNITED after Anna spent a week chasing the only d*ke in Marbella, we’re tackling the big topics in life: is it more okay to be boring if you’re gorgeous, is it morally wrong for Ben Platt to play a struggling artist or is Megs just bitter, and is the Celesbian stalking Anna? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"Tinky Winky is gay" EP3
Too caffeinated for our own good, we’re talking gay musicals, the LGBTQIA+ icons we didn’t appreciate in our childhood, and on whether queer-baiting is forgivable if people are hot. We hold a candle to Shiva Baby, and truly lose our minds for this week’s Roast the Rainbow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I rode that bull so hard I started bleeding" EP2
There's a new sheriff in town, and this Taylor Swift concert isn't big enough for the both of us. Expressing our love for Bottoms, edging Fletcher's new album and getting gaslit by this weeks Roast the Rainbow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I'm convinced the waiter wants to f*** me" EP1
There's finally a new FLINTA bar in London! Gay celebs are flocking to the gyms and Megs needs to burn their jeans. Is Mean Girls really that gay? And yet another stranger falls in love with us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
2 Neurospicy gayfabs coming in hot with the sapphic news of the week. Anna and Megs are here to chat Queer films, roast dating profiles (consensually), and give you a break from the cishet hellscape. New epsiode out every Tuesday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
HOSTED BY
Anna Tolstoy and Megs Kumari
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