Only You Would Think That

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Only You Would Think That

Jessi Campbell and Mike Brody, comedians and best friends, talking about everything and nothing.

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    #109 Goodbye 2025!

    Mike and Jessi wrap up 2025 and try to take a psychic sneak peek into their 2026 futures with mixed results. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #108 3rd Annual Winter Holiday Spectacular!!

    Another year, another Holiday Spectacular with a reluctant Jessi, but this year Mike brought his super model legs. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #107 Special Guest Comrade Tripp Hates Podcasts

    Comedian and social media star Comrade Tripp reluctantly fulfills his commitment to participate in an episode of Only You Would Think That. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #106 Snowball Fights & Anthrax Showers

    Mike longs for the days when the U.S. President had time to interfere in civilian snowball fights and Jessi recalls the time she found a group shower scarier than handling anthrax. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #105 Everlasting Insults & Shady Dental Motives

    Jessi questions everyone's motives at her dental office and Mike is still suffering from the sting of a customer insult. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #104 Bird Curiosity & Corn Pit Horrors

    Mike finally feels seen through the current trend of proving your love through an interest in birds and Jessi's husband inadvertently traumatizes a child in a corn pit. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #103 Thick Thighs & Hotel Bribes

    Jessi has little faith in her husband's attempt to Tony Soprano his way into a hotel upgrade and Mike can't stop talking about Muggsy Bogues thighs. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

  8. 93

    #102 Halloween Once Again!!

    Spooky season has arrived, which means yet another special Halloween episode that Jessi must tolerate as Mike rejoices. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #101 Powerful Bidets & The Silent Runway

    Jessi walks the runway to total audience silence while Mike seeks out the powerwasher of bidets. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

  10. 91

    100th Episode Celebration!!

    Mike and Jessi celebrate reaching the 100th episode milestone with an episode of their favorite clips. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #99 Expiring Marriages & The Craft Fair Patriarchy

    Jessi fights the patriarchy by pretending she isn't desperate to attend a craft fair and Mike isn't sure he'd make the cut if marriages had contract renewal years. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #98 Gold Bond Footprints & A Man Named Gertrude

    Mike considers relaunching himself as the world's first male Gertrude and Jessi announces herself in a puff of Gold Bond.   *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #97 Power Colors Unleashed & Rejecting Inner Peace

    Jessi vehemently resists reaching inner peace through meditation while Mike tries to turn his life around with a color analysis. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #96 The Yo-Yo Bully & The Eager Hostage

    Jessi's secret yo-yo skills may limit her ability to bully and Mike narrowly avoids yet another kidnapping attempt. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #95 Knitting Victories & Slovakian Validation

    Jessi contains multitudes as the podcast celebrates her knitting wins at the Minnesota State Fair. Mike is also riding high after receiving validation from a random Slovakian man. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #94 Sea Squirts & The World's Worst Wingman

    Mike recalls his time as the world's worst wingman for Jamie Kennedy and Jessi dreams of the life of a brainless sea squirt. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #93 Brutally Scottish & Neighborhood Judgement Night

    Mike is forced to keep his hat on as protection from brutal Scottish honesty and Jessi stresses out about letting the neighbors in while simultaneously keeping them out. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #92 Anal Glands & Infinite Space

    Mike inexpertly tackles his dog's anal glands and Jessi remains upset about space. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #91 Backpack Attack & The Lost Shark

    Jessi engages in a silent and one-sided battle with a stranger's backpack at Starbucks and Mike has his suspicions that the shark he regularly tracks is a fraud. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #90 Accidental Stalking & The SeaWorld Mime

    Jessi becomes an accidental stalker and Mike finds himself captivated but morally challenged by his new mime obsession. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #89 Surprise Visits & The Lucrative Slogan Business

    Mike's floaty grasp of his calendar leads to an awkward surprise visit to Jessi's home. Mike and Jessi offer up their creative talent to Long John Silver's. Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #88 Elephant Stampedes & The Deadweight Friend

    Jessi finds the lighter side of a homicide by elephant stampede and Mike finds out he'd be the deadweight friend in a planned heist. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #87 Eating Jesus & The Overeager Detective

    Jessi's son has some urgent questions and valid concerns during his first Catholic Funeral Mass and Mike realizes he doesn't have the impulse control to be a detective. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #86 Falling Short & Toilet Snack Time

    Mike defends his right to dine in the bathroom while Jessi injures both her body and her ego with her lackluster vertical leap. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #85 Misleading Maps & The Undercover Banana

    Mike questions his life choices after he's mistaken for a giant pile of bananas and Jessi realizes her Game of Thrones map may not be the best resource for learning modern geography. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #84 The Petty Life & Alien Nights

    Mike has a mysterious cut on his head which he hopes is alien related. Jessi declares her intent to live a life rich with unending grudges and petty revenge.  *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #83 Underwear Scooters & The Cusp of Hotness

    Mike grapples with his status of always being on the cusp of hotness and Jessi's misinterpretation of a news story births a ridiculous yet potentially lucrative invention. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #82 Bad Role Models & Fartless Husbands

    Jessi educates a young listener on the coolness of smoking and Mike flexes his status as a non farting husband. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #81 Ominous Owls & Terrible Advice

    Mike and Jessi set out to be the worst advice podcast and revel in their mutual paranoia of spotting an owl. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #80 Weaponized Crystals & Meme Etiquette

    Jessi accosts Mike with his own crystal. Mike nearly torpedoes his friendship with Jessi due to his inability to gracefully receive her memes. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #79 Causing Scenes & Failed Apologies

    Mike and Jessi recount the many times they've caused public scenes and their various apologies gone wrong. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #78 Snake Sperm & Koala Crime Sprees

    Mike and Jessi theorize on how to collect snake sperm after learning that Jessica Simpson refuses to stop drinking it. Jessi plots a life of crime armed with the hands of a koala. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #77 Snickers Coffins & Gorilla Bites

    Jessi makes an unusual demand of Mike to fulfill her exact coffin specifications. Mike and Jessi contemplate how many gorilla bites are too many gorilla bites in a relationship. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #76 Mom Farts & Elephant Seal Fights

    Mike talks Jessi down from challenging an elephant seal to a fight and Jessi questions if she's bringing the right tools to parenting. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #75 Cheese Balls & Dog Teeth

    Mike accepts some unexpected teeth from the vet and Jessi's ongoing grocery store cashier saga reaches a satisfying conclusion. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #74 Secret Beehives & Cocaine Toupees

    Jessi implores Mike to prove his friendship loyalty through some hairy illegal smuggling activities. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #73 Above The Law

    Jessi pleads her case that traffic laws don't apply to her and Mike has an abnormally gentle interpretation of the movie "Deliverance". *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #72 Special Guest Cy Amundson- It’s Alive!

    Comedian and "Middle of Somewhere" Co-host Cy Amundson joins his longtime friends Mike and Jessi for a rollercoaster of an episode, chatting about alien abductions, feather fetishes and the unique experience of burning your genitals...twice.  *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #71 Cemetery Capacity & Sleepy Pullover

    Mike's childhood was filled with totally normal worries like where to put all the bodies and Jessi talks herself out of a dangerous driving situation.  *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #70 Wet, Mad & Sockless

    Tragedy strikes mid recording when Mike loses control of a water filled mason jar and Jessi is left mad and sockless. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #69 Frozen Nose Hairs & Spicy Ketchup

    Mike and Jessi have no choice but to embrace living in a place where their nose hairs often freeze and ketchup is considered a spice level. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #68 Mariah Carey & The Illusion of Time

    Mike and Jessi find respect for Mariah Carey and her plight to challenge the concept of linear time. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #67 Sugar Cookies & Endless Murder

    Jessi reexamines her childhood reading material and finds endless murder, drugs and incest. Mike can't outrun his mother-in-law's watchful eye and plates of sugar cookies. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #66 Old People Food & The Karate Kid Surprise

    Jessi accuses Mike of eating like an old person. Mike wonders if he's having a fever dream at Disney World when the Karate Kid makes a surprising appearance. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #65 Second Lives & Hidden Cricket Potential

    Mike suspects he missed his calling to be the world's greatest cricket player and Jessi feels disadvantaged as a woman due to her inability to have a secret family. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #64 New Year's Eve & The Fortune Cookie Forecast

    After another unpredictable year, Mike and Jessi decide to all put their hopes and dreams for 2025 into a fortune cookie that Mike found on the ground. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #63 2nd Annual Winter Holiday Spectacular!

    Once again, Mike brings his festive spirit and Jessi does her best to combat it in this special holiday themed episode. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #62 Toilet Hovers & Musical Einstein

    Little Mike Brody made some major errors in the bathroom and suffered the consequences. Mike and Jessi envision an alternate sing-along version of Oppenheimer. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #61 Switching Lives & Ketchup Tonics

    Mike and Jessi's lives are starting to blur together, so they ponder the benefits of going full life swap. Jessi longs for the days of ketchup tonics and drugging hysterical women. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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    #60 Pink Eye & Missed Opportunities

    Jessi is tortured by a missed opportunity to yell at an old woman in a thrift store. Mike unravels the mystery behind Jessi's chronic eye infections and the culprit is Jessi. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions/Comments: [email protected] Find Mike at @mikebrodycomic on all socials and at www.mikebrody.com Find Jessi at @jessicomic on all socials and at www.jessicampbell.com

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Jessi Campbell and Mike Brody, comedians and best friends, talking about everything and nothing.

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