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Spoilers for The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026). The Devil Wears Prada 2 is a perfect sequel. How they pay homage to the original. Breaking down the films commentary on Art vs. AI and the entertainment media industry.

Beating the dead horse. Cheating has been normalized in the mainstream and it's weird as fuck.

How to weaponize being underestimated. Let them underestimate you. Keep the bitches on their toes.

Full Recap of the Coachella weekend 2 experience. Discussing VIP Access, celebrity drama and rave culture.

Spoilers for Project Hail Mary (2026), The Drama (2026), Forbidden Fruits (2026), Super Mario Galaxy (2026), Michael (2026), The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026). Going to the movies is so much more fun alone. Recapping every movie I've seen in theaters this month minus Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026) but we'll get to that. Movies to catch in theaters vs ones you can sit out. Teasing next weeks Coachella recap.

Spoilers for Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 4 (2026). Everyone knows the internet is fake until scandal breaks out. Hollywood is a curated show. Drama isn't usually real. Anyone who believes reality TV is real is being stupid on purpose.

A hot bitch's guide to processing a breakup because trust me, Diva.... it's gonna be okay.

Spoilers for Nocturne (2020) Full plot recap and commentary for Nocturne (2020) starring Sydney Sweeney. Recorded in real time while absolutely stoned.

Spoilers for the 98th Academy Awards (2026). Julia was right about all her Oscar predictions. LA Parties are weird. People are afraid to be cringey but LOVE when celebrities do it.

Spoilers for Sinners (2025) and Anora (2024). The Oscar's have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood.

Spoilers for Wuthering Heights (2026) and Bridgerton Season 4 (2026). Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond.

Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026). Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever.

Spoilers for "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" (2026) and "Mercy" (2026). The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre's have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots.

Spoilers for "Send Help" (2026) and "Bugonia" (2025) You're ex girlfriend wasn't "crazy", you drove her crazy. Justice for Linda (Send Help) and Teddy (Bugonia). Recapping my history as a reformed crazy bitch.