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This episode dives into the weirdly, annoying issues we have to deal with as women, breaking down the latest NFL Draft picks, and spilling the tea on the chaotic Iowa Momtok drama. Join us as we navigate the serious, the sporty, and the scandalous in one unfiltered conversation. Episode Highlights:Body Talk: An honest discussion about the societal pressures and health challenges women face regarding their bodies.NFL Draft Breakdown: Analyzing the top picks, surprises, and what they mean for the upcoming season.Momtok Tea: Unpacking the latest drama, scandal, and social media drama from the Iowa Momtok scene. Get ready for a wild ride covering everything you didn't know you needed to discuss this week.

Pretty, Petty, and PenalizedWelcome to the podcast where we spend $400 on "no-makeup" makeup just to look like we’ve had a decent night’s sleep. We’re dissecting the high-maintenance quest to look low-maintenance, and why the "clean girl" aesthetic is finally being replaced by bold lips and even bolder delusions.In this episode:Bieberchella Weekend 2: Justin brought out everyone but his licensed therapist. We’re discussing why Weekend 2 is the superior, "influencer-lite" experience and how Billie Eilish being serenaded with One Less Lonely Girl is the only thing keeping our dopamine levels afloat.Hawkeye Heartbreak: The NCAA finally noticed Iowa exists, and they aren’t happy. We’re breaking down the "punishment" for the football team—because apparently, tampering with a Michigan QB is the only thing the NCAA finds more offensive than Iowa’s 2023 offensive line.The Upkeep Tax: From the rise of "savory" fragrances (who doesn't want to smell like a gourmet snack?) to the peptide-therapy rabbit hole, we’re tallying the cost of existing as a woman in 2026. Spoiler: It’s expensive, exhausting, and involves way too much fringe.Grab your overpriced iced coffee and let’s get into the mess.New episodes every Friday. Subscribe before the NCAA vacates our download counts too.

Ever wondered what's actually happening in a woman’s brain when she’s walking to her car at night versus a man’s? Hint: One involves a 12-point tactical exit strategy, and the other is usually just wondering if that’s a cool-looking rock. We’re diving into the hilariously stark contrast of "The Safety Internal Monologue."Plus, we’re serving up your weekly dose of chaos:Carly’s "Love It or Leave It": The segment where no trend is safe. Jenny’s Bieberchella Rundown: The desert may be dusty, but the tea is piping hot. Jenny breaks down "Bieberchella" week1 energy and wonders what is next. Whether you're here for the survival tips or the pop culture deep dives, grab a drink and settle in—it’s going to be a wild ride.

This week’s episode is a chaotic masterpiece: we dive into the most unhinged public pet peeves (yes, we’re judging you for clipping your nails in public), and recap the weekend like the oversharers we are. Somewhere along the way, we also make a heartfelt plea to just leave Taylor, Travis, and their entire extended universe alone about their upcoming nuptials. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s mildly concerning—and it’s exactly what you signed up for.

This week on the pod, we’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of Hannah Montana and all the iconic moments that made it a cultural reset. We also dive into some of the hottest new music drops you need on your radar, plus Carly brings back her signature “Love It or Leave It” segment. She is leaving it and not looking back. Things get a little chaotic as we swap stories about our most questionable “dirty” date nights, and wrap it all up by revealing our ultimate celebrity hall passes. It’s nostalgic, unfiltered, and just the right amount of unhinged—don’t miss it.

A look back at what high school minimum wage jobs made the biggest impressions on us. Recap of Secret Lives of Mormon wives, Carly's like it or leave it and much more.