Planet Ass Podcast

This episode shatters everything you thought you knew about the world’s darkest secrets. Are the powerful sacrificing children? Is Utah hiding unnerving truths? The shocking files, the hidden messages — you're about to have your mind blown wide open.Brace yourself as we dive headfirst into the most mind-boggling conspiracy theories, leaked emails linking Utah’s elites to Jeffrey Epstein, and stories so crazy they sound like fiction. We break down the disturbing details of secret rituals, government cover-ups, and the horrifying reality that evil might be lurking right beneath our noses.You'll discover:How Epstein’s emails connect to Utah’s secretive circles, Sandy to Salt Lake, and the Mormon Church’s dark dealingsThe bizarre, grotesque rituals that supposedly involve blood sacrifices and underground tunnelsThe shocking truth behind missing children in Utah and global child kidnapping ringsWhy the elite don’t care about us — they’re playing a different game altogetherAnd the terrifying truth about what’s really happening behind closed doors in the world’s most powerful institutionsThis isn’t just gossip — it’s a wake-up call. If you still believe the system is working, think again. The depth of this darkness might make you question everything.Perfect for truth-seekers, conspiracy addicts, or anyone who’s ever looked at the world and thought, “Something’s not right here.” Prepare to have your assumptions shattered. Your worldview will never be the same after hearing these revelations.Do you dare to uncover the truth? Hit play and let’s go deep. Trust me — you won’t want to miss this.Follow the Podcast:* 📸 Instagram: @planetasspodcast* 🐦 Twitter/X: @planetasspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this lively episode, Jahn and EV dive into a series of unexpected and humorous stories, from New Year's Eve mishaps to bizarre news headlines. They explore the strange coincidences of subway incidents, a fiery party in the Swiss Alps, and a mix-up involving a heavy metal band. The conversation is filled with laughter, speculation, and a touch of conspiracy theory humor.Introduction: As the clock struck midnight, the world was ready to embrace a new year filled with hope and possibilities. But for Jahn and EV, the night unfolded with unexpected twists and turns that left them—and their audience—both bewildered and entertained.New Year's Eve Chaos: Jahn and EV kicked off the night with plans that quickly went awry. From cold medicine-induced confusion to the bizarre subway incidents in New York, their stories were anything but ordinary. "We live in a simulation!" Jahn exclaimed, capturing the surreal nature of the events.Swiss Alps Inferno: The duo delved into the fiery chaos of a New Year's Eve party in the Swiss Alps, where a seemingly innocent celebration turned into a scene from a horror movie. With 40 people dead and a hundred injured, the incident was a stark reminder of how quickly things can spiral out of control.Lamb of God Mix-Up: In a lighter moment, Jahn and EV shared the hilarious mix-up involving a heavy metal band and a Christian concert. The confusion led to laughs and speculation, as they imagined the reactions of unsuspecting concert-goers.Conspiracy Theories and Cold Medicine Confessions: Throughout the episode, Jahn's cold medicine confessions added a humorous touch, while EV's bartending tales provided a glimpse into the unexpected fun of a slow night. Together, they explored strange coincidences and conspiracy theories, leaving their audience both amused and intrigued.Conclusion: As they reflected on seven years of podcasting adventures, Jahn and EV's playful banter and unique perspectives made for an unforgettable episode. Their ability to find humor in the unexpected and connect with their audience is what makes their podcast a must-listen.Subscribe Now: Don't miss out on more wild stories and laughter. Subscribe to Jahn and EV's podcast for your weekly dose of chaos and comedy!KeywordsNew Year's Eve chaosSubway incidentsSwiss Alps party fireLamb of God concert mix-upConspiracy theoriesPodcasting adventuresViral storiesUnexpected newsComedy podcastJahn and EVTags#NewYearsEve#SubwayChaos#SwissAlpsFire#LambOfGodMixup#ConspiracyTheories#Podcasting#ViralStories#ComedyPodcast#JahnAndEV#UnexpectedNews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this festive episode of Planet Ass, hosts Evan and Jahn dive into a series of hilarious and unexpected holiday stories. They discuss everything from creating drunken PowerPoint presentations to bizarre science experiments like the Lego poop test. The conversation also covers Santa's ICE makeover, the mystery of shrimp on treadmills, and a 92-year-old gamer grandma's triumph in a video game tournament. The episode is filled with laughter, holiday cheer, and outrageous tales.Keywords#PlanetAss, #Christmas, #holiday #stories, #Lego #pooptest, #Santa #ICE #makeover, #shrimp on #treadmills, #gamer #grandma, #video #game #tournament, #holiday #humor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Planet Ass, ViceChrist and Jahn dive into a variety of outrageous stories, from a house explosion in Hayward, California, to a cockfighting ring in Provo, Utah. They also explore the absurdity of a pride match during the World Cup between countries where homosexuality is illegal, and discuss the humorous implications of GameStop's 'trade anything day'. The conversation is filled with laughter, banter, and a touch of dark humor, making for an entertaining listen.00:00Welcome Back to Planet Ass01:31Explosive News from Hayward, California04:50Cockfighting in Provo, Utah08:35Searching for Love: A Matchmaker Segment12:29Drones Delivering Delicacies to Prisoners15:41Prison Life and Creative Solutions19:36Extreme Sports and Risky Adventures21:11Cultural Contradictions in Sports26:34Humor and Stereotypes in Society29:37Trolling and Publicity Stunts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a Thanksgiving special like no other! From flaming turkey tosses to hilarious family mishaps, we're diving into the wildest Thanksgiving stories. Whether you're spending the holiday with family or tuning in solo, you're part of our family now. Buckle up for laughs, unexpected tales, and a whole lot of fun. Don't forget to call our hotline with your own crazy Thanksgiving stories! #ThanksgivingSpecial #FamilyFun #CrazyStories #ComedyPodcast #PlanetAss #Podcast #NewPodcastAlert #PodcastCommunity #PodcastRecommendation #ListenNow #newpodcast #comedy #newepisode #spotifypodcast #love #YouTube #ThanksgivingSpecial #FamilyFun #CrazyStories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us on a rollercoaster of bizarre tales, from AI teddy bears giving questionable advice to otters on the attack! Dive into the chaos and laughter as we explore the unexpected and the unbelievable. Don't miss out on these wild stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a laughter-packed episode where we dive into the unexpected! From parachuting beavers to the quirkiest drunken purchases, this episode is filled with stories that will leave you in stitches. Join ViceChrist and Jahn as they explore the wildest moments and share their hilarious takes. Don't miss out on the fun—hit play and enjoy the ride! 🎙️😂Highlights:Parachuting Beavers: The wildest animal relocation story Drunken Purchases: The quirkiest buys you'll ever hear about Non-stop Laughter: Moments that will have you rolling on the floorSubscribe for more episodes filled with humor and surprises! #ComedyPodcast #comedy #funny #breakingnews #news #newssource Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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After a short break Jahn and Evan are back to talk about the current events that have happened in the last month!4352770723 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy New Year everybody! Thanks for always tuning in and being part of the REAL news source! This week we talk about our favorite stories from 2024, murders in the backseat, snap chatting while driving, and how you can piss yourself in public, but fashionably!Don't forget to call our hotline (435)277.0723 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Evan and Jahn recount their adventures to the masonic temple, dudes who love sausage, guy who tries to escape *crazy* wife, and do you wanna smell like a dive bar?4352770723call us and leave us notes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Come on a creepy tail of pumpkin boats, cooked employees and the top 10 creepiest roads in America!Happy Halloween!Call our hotline 435.277.0723 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We review viral videos, a Vienna sausage stabbing, and our first voicemail! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Evan and Jahn talk about chinas new moon, Evan got called crazy for getting punched and Betty White got eaten by WHAT?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Evan and Jahn talk about men being locked in vaults, kangaroos stuck in the Czech Republic, and "haunted" islands. Welcome back to Planet Ass!Call us at 435-ASS-0723 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.