Pod My Children

Brought to you by Sandy's Sammies, home of the Buttermilk Bistec.  How many families can one man have? Tom struggles to endure his angst over Barbara and Travis, Trevor threatens to murder Adam, Hayley and Brian finally work it out (sort of), and Adam fakes a medical crisis to prove still Brooke cares about him - at least, enough to not let him die on the floor of her office. Season 21, Episode 11 Series Episode: 5451 Original Airdate: January 16th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Look at that three-pointer! Katie goes on a blind date with a dud, Brian and Hayley agonizingly inch towards reconciliation, Charlie is two-timing Maria with Laney, Palmer is forced to reckon with his increasingly intense cognitive episodes, and Will has a minutes-long dissociative fantasy about a black-clad Opal humiliating him in the boardroom. Season 21, Episode 10 Series Episode: 5450 Original Airdate: January 15th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

How long can all these secrets hold? Derek likes Angie, Charla likes Derek, Cal likes Angie, Angie kind of likes Cal but clearly prefers Derek, Palmer is in denial about his intensifying cognitive episodes, David thwarts Jeremy and Clara's trysting plans by moving in with the old man, and Will launches a covert corporate Cold War against Opal. Season 21, Episode 9 Series Episode: 5449 Original Airdate: January 14th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!  

Today's episode sponsored by BudBus! New faces in new places. Trevor tells David "I told ya so," David draws Super Dave comparisons, Derek struggles to move his toe, Skye knows about Jeremy and Ceara, Brooke knows about Jeremy and Ceara, altogether too many people know about Jeremy and Ceara, and Erica's narcissistic zealotry places Bianca squarely in the danger zone. Season 21, Episode 8 Series Episode: 5448 Original Airdate: January 11th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!  

The pressure is rising. Jeremy and Ceara debate how to proceed as David lies wounded in the hospital, Brian and Hayley are pulled apart by schoolyard gossip, Erica melts down at the suggestion Bianca see a child psychologist, and Adam, tricked and humiliated by a pair of local schoolchildren, goes on the warpath. Season 21, Episode 7 Series Episode: 5447 Original Airdate: January 10th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Counting our blessings for health and home, we return to Pine Valley to find a favorite son in critical condition. Charlie has a chance encounter with auteur of the German cinema Gretchen Fassmilcher, Trevor enlists some high schools to help him cuckold Adam, Adam loves capitalism more than he hates being cuckolded, Jeremy hopes David wasn't riding that damn motorcycle, and David was indeed riding that damn motorcycle. Season 21, Episode 6 Series Episode: 5446 Original Airdate: January 9th, 1991 (NOTE: The vault is missing S21E05, so that's no typo, we're onto S21E06.)

The show must go on. Brooke runs a limited hangout on Trevor with an artificial insemination fib, Jeremy can't seal the deal, Sarah doesn't want to sign David's pile of papers, and Palmer trusts Opal with some big business — but does he even remember doing so? Season 21, Episode 4 Series Episode: 5444 Original Airdate: January 5th, 1991

Jeremy, David, and Sarah's forbidden love triangle are put on ice, while Brooke's pregnancy plot returns to the fore. It's the third episode of All My Children Season 21: Adam is winning in court but Natalie won't back down, Bianca doesn't want her toys anymore, Trevor sniffs around Brooke's adoption story like a bloodhound armed with a paper sack of donuts, and Jack gives Erica, well... you'll see. Season 21, Episode 3 Series Episode: 5443 Original Airdate: January 4th, 1991

That's right, this is no April Fool's trick, it's a real podcast. We're back with the second episode of 1991's All My Children Season 21: Ted Bundy drops out of med school, Travis wants to make love with his wife, Jake is a cynic, and Tom has twice been cuckolded while David only once, but in his case his dad is doing it, so is that worse? Season 21, Episode 2 Series Episode: 5442 Original Airdate: January 3nd, 1991    

Welcome to Pod My Children, the definitive All My Children podcast. For our first episode, we start from the beginning - or, at the very least, our beginning. It's the first episode of All My Children's 21st season, the start of the halcyon year of 1991. An impending marriage in the Cortlandt family, Jeremy's forbidden affair with his son's fiancée, Brooke's faux-adoption sabbatical to conceal her pregnancy, and "Chandler's Bastard," courtesy of National Intruder magazine. Season 21, Episode 1 Series Episode: 5441 Original Airdate: January 2nd, 1991