Pretty Much Random

The only theme this episode is: whatever we wanted it to be. We chat about some things before diving into questions about one another. As Ness says, "Don't most shows wait until their (9th) episode to introduce the hosts?" We're not like most shows, we're pretty much random.

Sami and Alix try and guess the product of the slogan/tagline Ness throws out. We're back! We apologize for the long hiatus! We recorded 2 episodes in the spring that have not yet been edited and released (hopefully we will get to those eventually). We got busy, people got really sick, family stuff happened, etc. Basically, the last 6 months have been a nightmare. We apologize for having to take a break. But we hope you enjoy this episode!

Sami hosts this episode, to bring us some good news! NSFW warning: we say fuck, like, a LOT in this episode! Especially at the beginning. So don't listen without headphones on! My sincerest apologies for how long this took to get out! We recorded this in February! It took me 6 weeks to edit because I am going through some stuff. But I finally got it done.

Sami was busy and didn't have time to prepare. Realizing this, Alix joked about info dumping about the Titanic. The other two agreed and episode 6 was born! Revel in Sami's incredulity over how evil the White Star Line was, enjoy Ness's random googling of information to add to the show, and listen to Alix cry while discussing the amazingness that is Capt Arthur Rostron of the RMS Carpathia!

Ness hosts this week, discussing discontinued foods that we may or may not miss. Join us in Ness's Nostalgia Corner once again, for another trip down millennial memory lane!

DISCLAIMER: This episode is for adults only!!!! After a holiday hiatus, we're back! Join Alix, Sami, and Ness as they talk about some truly messed up books, tv shows, movies, and plays. This episode is extremely NSFW and is not suitable for minors. Please note that we do not condone these pieces of media, we simply wanted to discuss how it is that things like this come to be made and what is wrong with the world that leads to the creation of these things. TW: mentions of sexual assault (including sexual assault of minors), murder, torture, parental death, gaslighting, religious desecration, school shootings, depression, and other traumas. Second disclaimer: for your own peace of mind, don't watch any of the shows, movies, or plays, nor read any of the books we discuss. Seriously, writing this episode hurt my heart so much! But please DO call out anyone posting "Wake Me Up When September Ends" memes! Maybe we can end that trend once and for all! - Alix

On this episode, Sami holds Ness hostage and tries to convince her to watch Arcane Season 2. We also talk about Christmas traditions around the world, Platypus facts, AITA, & Eating the Rich. This episode really is pretty much random.

Ness hosts this week, with lots of 80's and 90's nostalgia. To quote Sami: "Because we're f*cking old". Sami and Alix try to guess whether movies made for adults had cartoons, toys, neither, or both; whether the shows featuring dinosaurs were real or Ness just made them up; what the heck a Transformer transforms into; and discuss the dark endings of some truly beloved shows.

Alix hosts this week, playing ridiculous word games with their friends to get them to guess the capital cities of various countries. They (bc of a speech impediment but also accidentally) mispronounce place names, so apologies in advance. But if you want to feel really smart, listen to this episode and be glad you're not us!